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@radioappletism
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It's honestly crazy just how SKINNY Alastor is. Vox is already skinny, but ALASTOR???? WHAT THE HELL he is such a dainty princess that could be blown away by the wind
The biggest plothole is Velvette not being as pissed off as Vox about Alastor declining the offer to join the VEEs, when he could have been one of her Victoria's Secret Angels
@freakenomenon
BANGER TAKE! Also, something that always didn't sit right with me, is how Vaggie basically says "I'm a failure, I wasn't able to help you & I can't protect you" (she literally says "If I can't help you, what's the point of ME" LIKE..), and Charlie has no counterargument?? GIRL?
@nametags
@idlemeki
Rightt. Even if I were bi, I would NOT want to associate myself with a straight man who goes to a LESBIAN club, and then tries hooking up with the women there. Like SIR, that is not a place for YOU and your weird behavior! Go to a normal club or a LGBT+ friendly one
When you finally accept that the divorce wasn’t your fault so you can eat your egg salad in peace and rock out. Don’t mind the couple in the back
#CharlieMorningstar
I LOVE when people make Rosie significantly taller than Alastor. Their heights are very inconsistent in canon, but Tall Alastor and an even Taller Cannibal Lady that basically yoinked him off the street, are very dear to me
@oh_kayare
@GoldeCholo
@upblissed
It is 'just dancing', but with clear sexual undertones attached to it. Would it be okay to dance this way with a child, while being an adult? With one of your parents, perhaps? Or a sibling? The answer to all of those questions is 'no'. You think why is that?
@strawbxrrydonut
Wasn't it implied that Blitz had somewhat of a childhood crush on Fizz, when we see the letter he has for him (with a heart sticker, a flower, and a note that says "for Fizzi's eyes ONLY")? I honestly couldn't care less about them, but like, IT'S THERE as far as I remember
@princesshawu
ALSO just the fact Viv did not want to answer the question of whether Lilith is Charlie's biological mom, in an interview she had. Because if she was– which we were led to believe before, during, and after the Pilot; then why would she have a problem with answering that question?
"I have a dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat, and he is screaming and crying for help. And maybe halfway through, it has more to do with me killing him, than it ever did protecting myself" ALASTOR
@Flip_Nugent
@Killroy2004
@bloomfilters
They literally meant that even if there was a possibility of wearing an outfit such as this (a very, very short miniskirt) without uninvited attention from men, they still probably wouldn't wear it, because it is impractical and would look bad. The majoring factor is still men
My biggest red flag, is that I kind of understand why Susan was a bitch to Charlie... Because IMAGINE the daughter of a no-good King shows up to your Lil' old Town, and is trying to RECRUIT YOU GUYS. FOR ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH. I'd be suspicious too damn /hj
@freakenomenon
They also should have prolonged this plot point in the story, in my opinion. Because I get it, Charlie believes in second chances, Vaggie is clearly remorseful, but... She was still an Exterminator? And not just any Exterminator either, but as Adam says-
Do you guys ever have a character that you just CANNOT draw/write about, even though you love them. It's like "I apologize for looking at you without your permission, it won't happen again"
@lumizey
@SkailerDream
@uhhmmily
Bars are predominantly about meeting new people, flirting, hooking up, having fun, etc. You obviously don't owe a random stranger sexual and/or romantic interest, but this post is about cis straight women & men who go to queer spaces, and act shocked when flirted with by gay ppl
Honestly Velvette has so much horror potential. Her in her demon form, with twisted limbs and unnatural movements, eyes wild and unblinking like a doll!!!
@princesshawu
OR WHEN PEOPLE CALL THE SHIP PEDOPHILIC. Someone deadass asked me "so you think it's ok to ship a 15 year old and a 50 year old?" when I said the Vel x Carmilla is an interesting ship
TikTok is a wild place, because tell me why some people genuinely believe Alastor is a fallen angel and/or is the fucking one and only ARCHANGEL MICHAEL
No because genuinely, WHY is his hair pink. His suit is very clearly red, so why the fuck is his hair pink. Make up your MIND stop playing, your hair is gonna fall out completely at this rate, you are already halfway there
Being an Alastor fan is finding him ugly and annoying as fuck on the regular, but maybe that's how I like them 🩷 I like them a little dumb and narcissistic and fugly. It builds character
@_Van1lla_Sky
@justsinsful
Stator's idea wasn't original to begin with, but rather a reference to a popular meme format with that one guy (see picture below), which is FINE! But it sure as hell does not belong to them! They could have reached out to the smaller artist in DMs if it really bothered them!
@xxbbyangellxx
@defnotcybrdivr
@inabeenameena
I'd like to add that a person can gain weight in a prolonged time period, by simply having a high calorie diet💀 They technically can eat a normal amount volume-wise, but eat a lot of calories at the same time (think burgers; often small, but are high-calorie bombs)
@freakenomenon
Yess! It could almost make one wonder, if her feelings for Charlie are entirely true, and not a result of her guilt for her past actions & the need to repent for them, in one way or another! Honestly, having them in an established relationship from the start, was a mistake imo
@Flip_Nugent
@Killroy2004
@bloomfilters
For example, I wouldn't go out in the open with simply a bikini on, in a public place– because it would be weird in this weather and impractical. But most importantly, I wouldn't do it because I know it would be seen as a sort of invitation for many perverted men
You guys love Alastor and Charlie because they are sexy and whimsical. I love them because their moms are basically good as dead, and they have mommy and daddy issues. We are not the same
“i dont simp for alastor but i genuinely want him to abuse me . like beat the shit out of me and call me disgusting names but also give me chocolates and roses to "apologise" and do it again”
@oh_kayare
@GoldeCholo
@upblissed
If the gathering was for adults only, I would get it. It's her life– she can do what she wants with her body, with ANYONE she pleases. But she should have decorum around her child, who has no business seeing his mother be basically dry-humped 🤷🏾♀️
I love when people give Lucifer a hooked, grecian or an aquiline nose, because often it makes him look more snake-like IDK how to explain it. And he is the Snake of Eden. Peak character design I say
@pumpking2469
@VlVSlES
That's because it really isn't. It's just the way they draw people, white or black (some of the artist's OCs, compared to the rest of the MLP personifications they've done)-
@freakenomenon
She was one of his TOP girls! She was on the front lines, killing Sinners in hundreds, if not thousands, year by year. Remorseful or not, changed or not, this is quite serious, and it's baffling that even if not Charlie, then the other residents aren't really put off by it?
Hazbin Hotel in which Charlie not only lacks empathy, but also craves feeling needed by others and sabotages guests into becoming dependent so she can have someone to take care of. Like you would think she’s compassionate but she’s just desperate. Drabble idea idk
I'M SORRYYY, I get that he was supposed to act all tough, almost like he owns the place– only to get his shit rocked merely seconds after. That it was intentional
But that line HAUNTS me to this day. I had to stop watching the first time I heard it– reevaluate my life choices
“i’m about to end your FUCKING LIFE”
the second hand embarrassment i get from that scene never fails to slightly kill my soul everytime i come across it
Do your guys' fav fics ever get updated, but you just CANNOT read them yet because you have to wait for a perfect day, perfect hour, perfect air humidity and the alignment of the stars. Or else you will die and the author will die too
@brvttie
@midnight0202_
You can absolutely write it this way on phone calculators, and you'll get the right answer. The thing is (and I'm Eastern European), all phone calculators I've used put division and multiplication 'on the same level' (schools here teach it this way too)
@plsssteponme
YEAH LIKE... I know him white passing would be pretty historically accurate for the times– in order for him to have a successful career as a radio host. But also, the show isn't really historically accurate, it isn't a documentary or anything like that-