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Chris Angel MINDFREAK!!!

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doorts (deer shorts)

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@badgate someone said shes like the oracle of delphi

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i don’t trust people who never had an ugly phase

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*goes super saiyan and turns into this*

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@Rockmih @happy_paintings @iloveklim idk i think theres a big difference between drawing monsters for a location meant to be as depraved as possible and freaking out at a studio/calling them “woke” for using a normal looking person as a face model.

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you’re in his DM’s but hes in my bathroom cabinet googling what venlafaxine is

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@moonquery i never found out whos keys she wanted

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using my big brown eyes privilege for evil

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hey bro can i give you a mystery injection

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i never say “i wish” in case an evil genie is waiting teach someone the repercussions of desire

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@happy_paintings @kristafigtree miro is emo canonically confirmed

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@powcampsurvivor bro i just found her on my college campus, and youll never guess what she had a baggie full of

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:)

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idk who needs to hear this but if you’re feeling lost in life do not fucking join the military that will not save you

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@happy_paintings hes going to the bass pro shop after prehevil

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responding to a sext with “yay thank you”

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we smokin on that shit that makes you bashful and demure

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kitten, daddy is so close to muting you

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is it okay with yall if i turn my swag on

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quitting nicotine

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i have to pee AGAIN?? i think im getting the hang of this…

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its my birthday!!

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@Poo_Crave Danny Pudi youre up next

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@stickydacat is this how you found out youre color blind

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Fiona Apple is trending which means I need to mention how much I love this verse

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I DONT WANT TO SHAVE MY LEGS ANYMORE I WANT TO RUN IN A FIELD AND EAT FRUIT

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this is a repost :o)

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i wake up every morning looking like a terrified gerbil

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seeing how many espresso martinis i can order before the bartender beats the shit out of me

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jesus turns water into wine okay cool? i turn water into piss but no one has thanked me yet

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i knew other people aged i just didn’t think it’d happen to me

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@missuswormy okay, well tell “J.P. Morgan” to stop blowing vape smoke into my sons eyes

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you cant just say perchance

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shoplifting an entire sheet cake in my pants pocket

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my brother went to a video game convention and got me some stuff 🙏

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you don’t meet a lot of Sydneys because I fight them all to the death and walk away with the title

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*throws a stick of dynamite at your baby*

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not conservative enough to love America but too American for anywhere else

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your honor, i’m bleeding can i have a bandaid

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“post punk” “dungeon core” “grunge metal” what the fuck are you talking about

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that wasn’t very cash monkey of you…

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i became friends with a deer in japan once

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its so hard being a goth girl with bleached blonde hair who doesnt act goth or dress goth

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breakup so bad i dyed my hair back to its natural color omg

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if im baking and youre within like 50 feet of the kitchen i need you to fuck off

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granola is like kibble for women

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you are ripping them apart..i hate you.

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@rottenoperas everyone they tour with are older punk bands so i imagine theyd be even more in their element

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@blondehotcoffee my go to word was actually the word yesterday i got so excited

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if you can correctly guess what animal this came from ill give u a surprise

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youre so silly and carefree, its a shame youre really mentally unwell

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stop fucking emailing me i am begging you

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fine… whatever

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giving my dog ozempic so he stays aerodynamic

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“what do you want for your birthday” i dont know and youre stressing me out

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i ❤️ rubbing my eyes really hard after touching vintage doorknobs

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if you give a mouse a cigarette, he’s going to ask for a cup of coffee. when you give him the coffee, he’ll probably ask you for another cigarette.

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i have too many questions about everything i am too curious

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*uses the stall next to you in an otherwise empty public restroom* “can u hold my hand im scared”

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*has a major mental breakdown and ghosts you for months* “hey sorry about that u wanna get lunch soon”

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I ❤️ SPEEDING!!!!!

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whenever theres a sex scene in Bridgerton i just think of how bad everyone must’ve smelled back then

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i wanna donate my body to science but then i think about that grandma who donated her body for alzheimers research and got blown up by the military

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dude im gonna Chris Angel mindfreak you if you don’t chill out

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the parasites in my brain are making me watch antique restoration videos at 2 a.m. instead of sleeping

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my mom knows her audience

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hes a ten but hes like REALLY into EDM

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*blinks wetly*

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why are you posting about how lonely you are do you have a humiliation thing

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@fi3ldsofclover @vanhaley_yt thats beautiful and true

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me: :) my brain: “what if you’re a bad person?” me: :(

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@czechwun omg i played the office kissing game all the time on girlsgogames

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why are you talking during this 30 minute video essay I’m trying to show you. do you hate me?

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sorry for bleeding all over ur bed. im not on my period idk why that happened.

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I’m im putting one of my lucky followers down tomorrow!!

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god what the hell does he want now

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waterboarding someone with pamplemousse LaCroix

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*flirting with a man* “girl ur so funny!”

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happy pride month when i told my parents i was bi they said “yea we know” it was very underwhelming.

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tag urself im uterine derangement

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i dont mind having chubby cheeks, in fact i use them as a hot air balloon when i want to leave boring conversations

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girl whatever

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oh boy.

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SHARE MY FREAKING IMAGE

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theres this thing called bed rotting… and, well… me and my girls have gone pro.

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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm….

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ur in his dms im still trying to figure my way out of this saw trap

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one time when i was younger i used my familys computer to lookup if justin bieber was gay and i started crying bc it gave the computer a virus

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im unique in a way the DSM currently doesn’t understand

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i get so sick of seeing my face in the mirror sometimes like ughh not this bitch again

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