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๐ฉ Slut for positive vibes
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Business Address/Fan Mail: PO BOX 50, Watsonia VIC 3087 Australia
NEW VIDEO: The most iconic retro system may look like child's play next to your PS5 or monster gaming PC but these simple yet timeless classics, still have many lessons & MANY more hours of entertainment left to offer!
Have you played
#atari
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Seeing people wet over this leaked pitch version of Crash on the left legit makes me sad. Ugly shit only has one emotion which is real crackhead vibes.
But whatever, I'll gladly keep the Crash 4 design all to myself cause he's an ultra loveable, expressive friend! ๐
Iโll admit that Iโm terrified & my heart is racing rn but the love I have for my amazing boyfriend is a fact that I can no longer keep to myself!
He is the most creative, inspiring, supportive & wonderful human being I have ever known.
Iโm so lucky! ๐ฅฐ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
#pride2021
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Happy 25th birthday to the bandicoot that changed the entire course of my life! ๐๐งก
With all of these treats on the inside, none of our teeth will be making it to 26 let me tell you.
Thanks
@Blizzard_ANZ
hope youโre covering my dentist bill. ๐ฆท
#Crash25
#CrashBandicoot
It's time for Every Spyro the Dragon Level RANKED! ๐ฅ
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Join me for this almost 3 HOUR EPIC as we discuss & rank a monumental 188 levels from Worst to Best in celebration of this fantastic series! ๐
๐ RTs are MASSIVELY appreciated, cheers!
#Spyro
#ELR
I would like to send a major thank you out to
@Blizzard_ANZ
for this incredible gift of a custom printed Crash 4: It's About Time skateboard to celebrate the new items added to THPS 1+2 recently!
All because of a stupid joke made in my Crash 4 review, I absolutely LOVE IT! ๐ฑ๐น
The acknowledgement of post-Naughty Dog Crash Bandicoot characters and locations, really opens up the door for NEW games in the series.
Everything from story continuations, lesser known characters getting more spotlight and potential further exploration of underutilized worlds!
UPDATE: I HAVE MOVED AGAIN!
However I don't have a place to live so I'll be couch surfing for the foreseeable future.
I escaped from a dangerous environment after threats of homophobic violence.
The good news is that I am safe, positive & working hard on Hawktober videos! โบ๏ธ๐น
Just wanna thank everyone for the huge response, to those who reached out with such kind words and to all of our amazing friends who support us each day. We love all of you! ๐โบ๏ธ
Iโll admit that Iโm terrified & my heart is racing rn but the love I have for my amazing boyfriend is a fact that I can no longer keep to myself!
He is the most creative, inspiring, supportive & wonderful human being I have ever known.
Iโm so lucky! ๐ฅฐ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
#pride2021
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*insert clever Dark Souls comparison
No seriously, this is like a full game of Stormy Ascent and I LOVE it!
Huge congrats to the amazing team
@ToysForBob
who worked hard on this game!
#CrashBandicoot4
Busy month ahead but I canโt wait to tell you all about it. ๐
I moved house lol ๐
Stay tuned for an update video sometime soon, before that will be the Q&A later this week. Itโs been tough lately but thank you for sticking around and supporting me! Mad love! ๐
NEW VIDEO: Were the 12 long years of waiting worth it in the end? It's finally time to check out Crash Bandicoot 4 with a deep dive into the game!
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Please RT to spread the video around! ๐
Special thanks to
@SpongeBandiMar1
for the amazing artwork!
Huge thanks to
@Blizzard_ANZ
for this amazing Crash Bandicoot gift, absolutely love it! ๐
Each new page I thumb through unlocks a whole new perspective on the incredible worlds in Crash 4, along with showcasing all the talent who helped make it such a magical experience!
Grand Prix Review:
โ Gives more incentive to play
โ Fun to unlock stuff
โIt's a tedious grind & encourages cheating the system
โLacks basic challenges e.g. rewards for taking shortcuts, 2 birds/1 stone etc.
โNeeds to be more like CoD & reward NP every single time you do it.
Just got a phone call from my Mum, she said
"shut up I'm at a garage sale. they've got games, tell me what ones you want" and then proceeded to read out the names of about 70 games faster than I can process them
nothing I wanted but god love her, what a legend! ๐
I was fortunate enough to get my hands on an early demo of Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time!
Check out the video below, huge thanks to Activision for the opportunity to share this with all of you! ๐
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It's time for Every CTR Level RANKED! ๐๐
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This series of kart racers is an absolute masterclass on the genre, join me for a 2 hour endurance race ranking all 84 levels from worst to best.
Enjoy! ๐
Please โค&๐ everyone, thanks!
#crashbandicoot
#ELR
Just wanna remind everyone in my audience that the SquareEyedJak channel & all it's spaces across social media are positive safe spaces for all LGBTQIA+ folk!
And if you don't like that, gladly fuck off! You're not welcome! ๐
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#TransWomenAreWomen
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NEW VIDEO: Once an underrated gem but in this day and age, a potentially overhyped platformer. It's time we take a look at Klonoa: Door to Phantamile to see if this PS1 classic is really as good as people claim it to be!
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RT's massively appreciated! ๐
NEW VIDEO: We're doing a deep dive into the wacky & cursed world of HERCULES BOOTLEGS! ๐ช From video games to ripoff animated films, they're all HORRENDOUS. Check it out!
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All likes & RTs are massively appreciated! โค
#hercules
#disney
#bootleg
DAY THREE: After many requests over the years, today we are finally dropping in to check out The Simpsons Skateboarding.
I've never played this game so I am genuinely curious to see if it lives up to all of the hype! ๐
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Please โค & ๐
#Hawktober
Thank you all so much for OVER 100,000 VIEWS on this video, I cannot express just how much that means to not only myself... but also to my partner who was in the trenches with me getting this project completed.
We both love you guys so much! ๐โบ๏ธ
It's time for Every Spyro the Dragon Level RANKED! ๐ฅ
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Join me for this almost 3 HOUR EPIC as we discuss & rank a monumental 188 levels from Worst to Best in celebration of this fantastic series! ๐
๐ RTs are MASSIVELY appreciated, cheers!
#Spyro
#ELR
Finally got all my systems setup and ready to go!
Now the game room is mostly finished, I'm gonna try to have an update/tour video up by the end of the month followed with some Game Testing while I figure out what I want to review on the channel next!
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It's finally time for
#Hawktober
2021! ๐ค๐น
This year we're visiting the most magical place on earth, the fantastic world of Disney Skateboarding Games & we're gonna kick things off with some Extremely Goofy Skating! ๐
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Please remember to โค & ๐
The Toys for Bob thing sucks but itโs been blown WAY out of proportion by the vocal online community & tbh, Iโm fucking sick of hearing it.
Dev teams are manhandled from one project to another all the time, often split working on multiple projects.
Money ruins art, nothing new!
Today was the first time it ever truly snowed at my house and I honestly could have cried, it was so much fun!
But snow melts and my apartment continues to flood so Iโll be moving tomorrow.
Big update soon! โ๏ธโ๏ธ
Guys I have important information you all need to receive!
PLEASE READ!
Iโve made a FREE update for everyone over on my Patreon which you can read here:
tl;dr: Iโm homeless and content will be on hold for a little while
Love you all, cheers! ๐
Day 10 of Tony Hawktober 2019 is a massive passion project of mine, ranking ALL 165 levels from the franchise from worst to best, in a 2.5 hour special event!
THIS is why I invented Hawktober so it'd be super cool if you could RT!
Mad love, cheers! ๐
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NEW VIDEO: It's been 10 YEARS since I first reviewed the Crash Bandicoot games so let's celebrate with a special anniversary video... playing a bunch of crazy, insane & unbelievably awesome FAN GAMES!!!
Much love guys, thanks for all the support! ๐งก๐
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Dope, looking DOPE!
All the graphics looking sweet, keen for some online multiplayer. Let's hope the control is just as perfect as the original.
#CTR
#TheGameAwards
It's time for EVERY JAK & DAXTER LEVEL RANKED!
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This was so much fun to work on covering a personal favorite series of mine so please, grab some snacks and go check it out! ๐
๐RT's are massively appreciated, cheers!
People think Twinsanity is a good game based on outlandish concept art and cut content, NOT the actual final product.
I know this because I used to be like that, planning to re-review it and drastically change my score in the future.
Crash 4 review gonna be long ๐ณ
Will have to do my best to trim the fat but there is just so much to discuss with this game.
But I refuse to cut the page discussing Tawna's bum though, that is essential to my final score!
#CrashBandicoot4
Get an in-depth look at the first new
#CrashBandicoot
game in over a decade, Crash Bandicoot 4: Itโs About Time! โฐLearn about new gameplay mechanics, new playable characters, and awesome new ways to play in Crash Bandicoot 4: Itโs about Time. Available October 2, 2020.
So Iโve been forced to move out of my apartment and Iโve also had no luck securing a new place to live. Trying my best to stay positive but like... shit really sucks right now.
Expect a big update in the coming weeks. โ๏ธ
Spoiler Alert: NEW Every Level RANKED dropping later this week covering the entire Spyro the Dragon series! ๐ฅ
Early Access backers on Patreon check your feed for an exclusive preview.
"Microtransactions... in MY GAME?!?!"
Decided to spend some down time with this. I'm still getting used to the drawing tablet but I'm getting better at it. Happy with the colour & shading on this one though I must say.
But seriously, fuck drawing fingers.
I hate it!
Oh my god, I can't believe this video is finally dropping!
EVERY CRASH BANDICOOT LEVEL RANKED is such an important project for me so if you would kindly check this out & give it a RT, that would mean so much. ๐
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Damn I just got real sad because I miss this place but the plus side is that I love where Iโm at now & Iโm so much healthier after moving!
Really just want my shelf back though, weโll get it back one day once Iโve got the space again. Donโt worry!
Thanks for supporting me! ๐๐
Small update: My housing situation is still a mess, seems impossible to get a rental despite ticking all of the boxes & where I am staying is now just as bad as when I left.
I do have reviews in the works, just need your patience cause life is fucking hard right now.
Cheers! ๐
Are micro-transactions bad? ABSOLUTELY!
Is being upfront & honest with players about them ever being included or possibly on the way bad? Not at all.
I never advocated for micro-transactions in my review of CTR: NF
I advocated for honesty & alternatively, a better earning system.
NEW VIDEO: It's time to check out a game I've been raging at since my childhood... The Simpsons: Road Rage! ๐คฌ
But is this game really as bad as my memory perceives it???
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๐ RT's are MASSIVELY appreciated, cheers! ๐
#Simpsons
#gamereview
It's finally here... EVERY SINGLE Mario Kart course RANKED from worst to best! ๐๐
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If you've got 3 hours to spare, go watch a PlayStation kid rank all of the levels from arguably Nintendo's greatest franchise of all time!
#MarioKart
Like & share! ๐
HUGE UPDATE: Finally after a 14 month search, I HAVE A NEW HOUSE!!! ๐
Still in the process of moving but I threw together a quick update/tour so check it out & have a great fucking day. Cheers!
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Thanks for the late Chrissy present
@Blizzard_ANZ
itโs very cool! My two favourite franchises coming together, hope to see more from these in 2022!
That Skylanders-esque portal on the Wumpa League logo got me very curious though! ๐ค
#ABetterABK
Hawktober DAY ONE:
It's time to dive into the Activision O2 series, covering the official clones of the THPS franchise! Up first is Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX so let's drop in to a full week of reviews! ๐ด
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RTs are massively appreciated! ๐
Itโs 4:45am, Iโve had no sleep. My mind and my body refused to switch off tonight and now I understand why.
Tony Hawktober 2020 is going to be radical! **special move sound**
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NEW VIDEO: I have uncovered an incredible story about game making, childhood dreams & a passion for creativity!
This is the surreal story of the OLDEST & possibly very FIRST Crash Bandicoot Fan Game ever made and the emotional lesson it taught me! ๐งก
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NEW VIDEO: We're going back to one of my all time favorite Crash Bandicoot games to see if it's still worthy of the 7/10 score I gave it 7 years ago! ๐ค
Starting the year off right with Microsoft's new KING!
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All likes & RTs are MASSIVELY appreciated! โค๏ธ
NEW VIDEO: Crash Team Rumble is finally here! ๐ฅญ๐ฅ
I have seen a lot of mixed opinions, and discourse the last few weeks. I've got my own complaints as well despite loving the game so far. It really is bittersweet, let's talk about it!
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#CrashBandicoot
It's been a crazy 10 years everyone! ๐งก
Spoilers but I'm working on a HUGE anniversary video right now, gunning to have it up before the end of Feb. Stay tuned and have a great fucking day! ๐
Found an old friend hiding at the back of my storage unitโฆ hmmโฆ maybe a potential first video project once I settle into the new house???
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Really heartwarming when people mention me next to much larger creators like this! ๐
Also LOVE how colourful and bright my shit looks these days!๐
Death is never nice, but it's a lot heavier online.
The internet just hasn't been around long enough for people to pass on of old age at peace, so every loss is felt so much harder in tragedy.
We need to start celebrating life by educating ourselves on mental health!
RIP Etika
Thankyou everyone for an AMAZING Hawktober last week! ๐น
It was brief in comparison to other years but given how 2021 has been for me... I'm shocked it even got finished. HUGE THANKS to all of my friends & my boyfriend who all helped & supported me through!
Mad love guys! ๐๐
NEW VIDEO: It's finally time we take a look at the Pro Skater remake! ๐น
As a bonus to celebrate the new game, Hawktober 2020 AND being super close to hitting 40k subs.
I'm GIVING AWAY a
#THPS
1+2 Collector's Edition on PS4!
Watch the video for details!
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Lost my old friend today, 13 years and 4 months old.
I remember when we first got her, she ran through the yard once and slammed head first into a concrete wall. She didn't even know I was there until I lost my shit, then she did it again to keep a smile on my face.
RIP. ๐ข
Just wanted to thank everyone who continued to support me and my work through 2021. Toughest year of my life so it means the world to know there is still a whole bunch of absolute lads keen for more content this year. Iโll have some new videos up real soon!
Mad love people! โบ๏ธ๐