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Hey y'all..NO DMs. #TheGoochieDolls SHAMELESS Flirt- Always! Hippie chick with/gun #22for22 #2A CashApp: $Sprinkles1969

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I like a man with a belly. He knows how to eat what's in front of him.
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Thigh thoughts on Thursday Xers Got all these thoughts Swirling around thighs The temptation they offer That will bring happy sighs It's a playground to enjoy A garden of delight A teasing of tender thighs You could enjoy tonight Or maybe in the day If we time it right.
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It's Tuesday There's Tits Enjoy Xers Snow and ice And freezing Temps Can't stop The weekly Exposure To tits. I dressed Appropriately For it, Did you? It's good I wasn't Outside. I might could Cut glass. Warm hands Could be Welcomed. Remember Respect Respect Respect And stay safe
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Going to buy whiskey now. *How naked pictures start.
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Thighs and Thursday Xers Delicious thigh day Is here. It's been hard to Be patient. But you did it Now enjoy. Even if there are Many witnesses. Go ahead.. Thighs are perfect To grab. I've heard if you touch them Just right You'll find your Happy place. No more waiting It's time.
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Saturday Thoughts Xers In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life - it goes on -Robert Frost And it does After good days, after bad days After I want to give up days It goes on and you survive I've had a week to forget it's been so annoying Yet life goes on
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The Friday Fuck Xers Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Peaceful fucks projected your way. Cheerful, happy fucks for you. Fuckalicious fucks full of flowery sentiment. A fuckton of fucks full of love and happiness for you. Well fuck, how much more fanfuckintastic can a fuck get?!
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Let’s trigger the “I hate boobs” crowd next… Dr office boobs too!
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Let’s trigger the “I hate boobs” crowd next… finally one i can participate in lmao
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Monday hit hard Xers Woke up late Hair's a mess Where's some pants Need to get dressed. No time to play I've work to do Packed a lunch Where's my other shoe? Oh wait, deep breath No work today My panic was a joke Courtesy of Monday. Since I'm all dressed Meet me at waffle House?
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Fuck! It's Friday Xers It's a black fuckity fucking fuck of a Friday. Crazed fucking shoppers battle fucktabulously over fucking items. Where sleep deprived, turkey stuffed, wine brave people full of fuckery find sales. Do shoppers still fucking do this? Have a good one y'all.
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So....I did it. Yup. Made an OnlyFans account. This is what you'll see here. Who know what you'll see there. Bio has link...
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Friday Fuck Xers Fuck! It's a wet, rainy fuck of a day in Fuckaroonie. Fucktons of rain falling with fucktabulously loud thunder. Lightning givin a fuckalicious show full of fuckery and fun. Fuckity fun flooding. Need the fucking rain tho. How else will my field of fucks grow?!
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Time to start Monday Xers I need a pick me up Something to equal Monday's mood Something to start my week with a kick So I gathered all the tears from the haters, the fakers, the negative commentators. Damn that's a big cup And tasty. Y'all have a great Monday. Live & love hard.
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Sunday fantasy and sin, Xers You have a fantasy? About me? Yes! I'll admit Had a little fantasy About you. And sinning. Maybe several. I could be more specific About How your saintly smile Turned Into A devils grin. When I said Can't taste my lips Come here and do it for me.
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The Friday Fuck Xers Well fuck. I am fucking forced to leave the Land of Fuckaroonie and fuckity fucking work today. No fucktabulously lazy morning in bed. No fuckalicious thoughts while sipping coffee. Off to work and finding fuckery along the way. A fuckton of fuckery I hope.
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Fuckity Fuck Friday Xers Fuck. It's a fuck of a Friday in Fuckaroonie already. Miss Faith has the fucking zoomies before my fuckalicious coffee has kicked in. Mostly because her fucking zoomies knocked the fucktabulous coffee out of my fucking cup! No fuckery for me yet. Fuck!
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Friday Fuck Xers Fucking through the fuck, in a one-fuck open fuckery. O’er the fuck fields we go, Fucking all the way. Fuck and fuckery ring, making fuckalicious bright. What a fuck it is to fuck and sing a fucking song tonight Oh! Jingle fuck jingle fuck Fuckery all the way
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Happy Birthday to me. I bought my own damn gifts. Well armed and well read, I'm the perfect woman.
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Friday Fuck Xers I fucking love Friday. 99 out of a 100 fuckity fucking times, it's my day off. I get to sleep in like a fucktabulous queen and then stay out of the fuckton of humidity flying around. Drinking my fuckalicious coffee all morning makes me so fucking happy. Fuck yes
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Time to start Monday Xers I need a pick me up Something to equal Monday's mood Something to start my week with a kick So I gathered all the tears from the haters, the fakers, the negative commentators... Damn that's a big cup And tasty. Got an important thing today Wish me luck.
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Fuck Friday Xers But wait! There's more! After a fuckalicious fill of fucks there's a fucktabulous flow of fuckery! Act now & you can get twice the fucktabulous fucks! Quantities of fuckery are limited but free fucks to give are not! Flinging fucks from Fuckaroonie this fuck day
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It's Thursday, not Wednesday Xers
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Thighs and Sighs Thursday Xers Side thigh and a tat Go perfect with coffee. Or your teeth. Care to trace my tat With your tongue? You might could explore Once you're done. Back of thigh Top of thigh Inner thigh... There's plenty For you to explore. Why limit yourself To thighs.
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Still thinking of sin Xers Clever as the devil And Twice as pretty Make it easy like Sunday morn With A purring kitty. Sweet as can be, a saint But Sinner thoughts, oh yes. Winking at you, come here We'll Make a delicious mess. Few more words Will fit 'Member I swallow Not spit.
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Sunday sinner and saint Xers Chilly spring morning To stay in bed. Grab a cup of coffee And breakfast. Then think of all the ways We can sin. I'll do that thing until Your toes curl. You do that thing while I grip the sheets. Hurry, eat your breakfast Oh wait.... I'm breakfast?!
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It's Tuesday. There's Tits. On X. You know the drill We've done this before. You scroll for tits Til your thumb is sore. You gaze with wonder Admiration, and yes...lust. Waiting for your favorite Set of tits, every week you trust They will be there With or without nips Awaiting
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No sin Sunday Xers No sin in sight. Barely even a Good cleavage shot. Visiting family Is the best Except For privacy. Or the lack thereof. At least There's good coffee. And good company. And more coffee.
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Thursday Thighs Xers Come take a sip Of my coffee. I'll let you. Come take a sip Of my thighs. I'll let you. Come take a sip Of my.... Well, you know. The thighs will Lead you there. I'll make a coffee trail If you want. That way you can Lick me clean.
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Y'all know you jealous of my dog 😂
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Merry Christmas Monday Xers I'm a flirt & tease but My heart is bigger than the Grinch's on Christmas Whether a houseful or alone I hope your day has happiness If you need someone (And we all do) Reach out Be there for someone 30 seconds can change a life Merry Christmas y'all
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Saturday Thoughts Xers When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. -Alexander Graham Bell Whether you closed the door or not, it's closed. Go find your open door.
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The Friday Fuck Xers What the fuck! Why did this Fuckologist say yes? Fuckity fucking fuck, I am working fuckin early. No fucktabulous fucks to share while in my fuckalicious bed. No fuckery afoot while clad in my fuckin jammies. Fanfuckintastic. Have a fuck of a Friday y'all.
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Sunday Sin with me Xers Ready for action? How bout a lil drama? Definitely some comedy. You get it all on a Sinning Sunday With me A ray of Saintliness Just before a Thunderbolt Of sinning And oh the sinning We can do Webster's hasn't even Come up A definition For what we'll do.
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Thursday and the thighs Xers My heart has been taken By coffee. But... If you try To make me sigh By Touching Teasing Licking Kissing Biting Nibbling From lips to thigh I'll moan to the sky Maybe close my eyes When you hit the bullseye And give you a tiny slice Of my heart.
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Thursday Thighs Xers Overslept a little Because I was up late Fantasizing About things You'll do to my thighs The kisses Nibbles Licks And bites. That was just the Start Because then I Fantasized About your thighs And where I'll Bite. Every delicious inch Of my thighs And yours.
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Wednesday Rhyme Xers Happy humpin With some pumpin Make a morning of fun. Go hard and fast Or slow to last Better yet, try each til done. Use every room twice Moan hard, it's nice Maybe outside we'll venture. Bent over or upright All day til night Humpin can be an adventure.
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Friday and a Fuck Xers A flurry of fucks actually. A festival of fucks from Fuckaroonie flying with fuckery. Fucks flingin freely from my fuckalicious lips. Fuckadoodle fucks flowing with a frenzy from a fuckton field of overflowing fucks. Fulfilling fucktastic fucks, a feast!
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Saturday Thoughts Xers 1. I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. 2. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein He's not wrong.
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From rhyme time To thigh sigh Xers Yesterday I rhymed A desire In time Today I show Tender thigh To bring A sigh To Your Lips. Or is that My lips? Take your tongue And wet your Lips. Or is that My lips? Maybe you should Wet both. Your tongue Can be poetry In motion.
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Fuck Friday Xers But wait! There's more! After a fuckalicious fill of fucks there's a fucktabulous flow of fuckery! Act now & you can get twice the fucktabulous fucks! Quantities of fuckery are limited but free fucks to give are not! Flinging fucks from Fuckaroonie this fuck day
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Messy hair Monday Xers Hair was so messy This morning. Looked like someone Had pulled It while I was Sweating. That didn't happen Unfortunately. Maybe I dreamt it So Monday Wouldn't be so Monday-ish. Wonder what else I dreamt That would make Monday so good. Did I moan? With you?
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Wednesday Rhyme Xers Roses are red Violets are blue Don't need either Just naked you. Cause flowers die Petals wilt We can do it On my quilt. Got a few treats We can use When we're done Your balls won't be blue. So c'mere Bring some wine I'll get nekkid And be your Valentine.
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Wednesday Rhyme Xers Overcast day In a warm bed Coffee to wake Better idea instead Silk nightie off Toss off the sheets C'mere hottie I've got a treat Youll enjoy this It's time to sigh We'll make it hot Like a day in July Just one thing Can we keep time With rain On a tin roof?
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The Friday Fuck Xers Fuck! Why the fuck did I stay up till 3AM reading again?! I must love the fuckity fucking lack of fucking sleep. I'm so fucking tired. I want to go back to my fucktabulous bed and sleep like a fanfuckintastic queen but I have a fuckton of things to fuckin do
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It's always the same Xers Monday again Middle of the month And Monday is still the same Lackluster and not one Redeeming value Throwing everything I have at Monday Smile, coffee, lingerie Cleavage Will any of it help? Probably not but I'll keep Trying Be nice if Monday tried too
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On Tuesday, its Tits for Twitter Coffee lips And A nice set of tits. Perfect for a Tuesday And a quick look. Or maybe you want To linger a bit While looking at Tits. It's always your choice You should enjoy. Keep the replies Respectful And The block button Won't be deployed.
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Wednesday Rhyme Xers It's our day to hump To fill every pump And end every thump With gasps and moans Every room in the home Our clothes have been thrown Over a chair we're not usin While I'm slowly seducin To entice you to hurry So we can go slow And hump all day Yes, you know
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Fuck. Its Friday Twitter. And what a fucktabulous Friday it is. Full of fuckery and fuck with frolicking fuckalicious fun. A Fuckologists fuckton of fun. The fucks flow freely on a Fuckable Friday from the land of Fuckaroonie. Where fucks grow like wildflowers. Pick a few fucks.
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Late morning Fuck Xers Late fuckin start on X today. This Fuckologist is ready for a fuckton of fuckery. With a fuckalicious attitude of fucking frolicking fucktabulous fun to be had. What fun in Fuckaroonie! Where fucktards abound in a field of fucks. I'll pluck a fuck for fun.
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The Friday Fuck Xers Well fuckadoodle from the fuckalicious land of Fuckaroonie. Where Fuckologists fling fucks like they grow in a field of fanfuckintastic fucks full of fuckery. Wait....they do. The fucks are free and fucking flowing here. Many fucktabulous fucks for you.
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Friday Fuck Xers It's finally fuckity fuckin Friday. A day to fling my fucks all over with wild fucking abandon. Fuckalicious fucks from Fuckaroonie flung far and wide. Fucky McFuckerton from Fuckadoodle couldn't fling fucks any better. Fanfuckintastic fucks for you my friend.
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Simply Sin Sunday Xers Thought about letting you See a hint of nip On a sinful Sunday morn. Decided you need to fantasize Just a little more Dream us up a little porn. Of all the things we could do On a sinful Sunday That makes saints sin. I've got a few thoughts to share...
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Saturday Thoughts Xers Your imperfections are marks of authenticity...And that is the beauty of you. -Isaac Fowler Inner beauty Or Outer standards I'll take inner beauty any day. With every single Imperfection You have. That's where you shine And I'm in awe Of your True beauty.
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Day 3 in the hospital. Still alive. Despite hospital food. Wtf on one cup of coffee a day?! 🤬🤬🤬
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Xers, it's Wednesday Let's rhyme It's our day of hump Could be an early gift You can give it to me Anywhere we fit From dressing room To parking spot The bedroom of course Everywhere is hot First we get ready Then time to pump Wont need clothes As we hump Let's do it Everywhere
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Morning thighs on Thursday Xers Time to wake up And taste the thighs Wait, that's not right. Time to taste the coffee And wake up the thighs That's better. Take that first sip of thigh And get the day moving. No, that's not right Take a sip of coffee And get the thighs moving.
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Monday hit hard Xers Woke up late Hair's a mess Where's some shorts Need to get dressed. No time to play I've work to do Packed a lunch Where's my other shoe? Y'all have a great day. And don't work too hard. Hydrate! Hydrate! Hydrate!
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Patriotic thigh Thursday Xers My thighs are patriotic As American As Apple pie Strong, fierce And ready to Put up a fight Against your tongue They only kneel For two things One might be you But Neither is The flag. Remember Pearl Harbor. If we forget We're destined to repeat.
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Saturday Thoughts Xers The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good and how he treats people who can't fight back. -Abigail Van Buren What's your character? It's not just in person. It's online too. Represent yourself with honor.
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Saturday Thoughts Xers And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show," it doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas. -Santa in "Elf" Not everything in life is as straightforward as you think. Look for the true meaning. And watch out for peep shows.
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Friday Fuck Xers Where the fuck is the nice weather?! This fuckity fucking cold can stop. It. Is. April. I'm wearing a fucking coat! What fresh fuck is this?! This is not fuckalicious fun for me. It's a fanfuckintastic fuck from frigid temperature. I'm not down for this fuckery.
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Saturday Thoughts Xers There is a voice inside of you That whispers all day long "I feel this is right for me I know that this is wrong" No teacher, preacher, parent, friend Or wise man can decide What's right for you-just listen to The voice that speaks inside -Shel Silverstein
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Hump Rhyme Time on Wednesday Xers One hump two hump Three hump four Once we finish Do it some more Be a pirate Grab my booty Swab your deck Like it's my duty Walk your plank Aye aye Sir Once I'm done Time to flip 'er Hump it again Now from behind This is the end Of my lil rhyme
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Messy hair Monday Xers Hair was so messy This morning. Looked like someone Had pulled It while I was Sweating. That didn't happen Unfortunately. Maybe I dreamt it So Monday Wouldn't be so Monday-ish. Wonder what else I dreamt That would make Monday so good. Did I moan? With you?
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Tuesday Tits for the Win Twitter It's here again! Are you excited? I know I am! Even though you can't see, Tittie Tuesday has my nips hard! My nips are more elusive than Sasquatch. But you can find nipply fun if you scroll. I'm going to. You should too. Ready? Let's scroll!
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Fuck yes Xers, it's Friday! Fuck yeah! I got the day right! Fuck yeah! I have the day off! Fuck yeah! I'm gonna say fuck. A lot. A whole fuckity fucking fuck lot. A fuckalicious fuckfest falling out of my flirty fucking mouth lot. A fucktabulously fuck of fuckery fucks from me.
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Saturday Thoughts Xers Uunnnnnnnur AhhhhITTTTT UhITTT AhhhhITIITT Aaaarhg... - Chewbacca Things will be said Listen you must Interpret you will. Then do the right thing Even when it's uncomfortable And far from easy. May the force of the fourth Be with you. Have a great day!
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It's Monday Xers Cyber Monday Today is All about The deals Shop while You work Or something Like that I'm sure your Boss is You should too It's what makes Monday tolerable. Buy something You need Or better yet Something you Want. I should start An OF acct And give you A deal.
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Thursday Thighs Xers For me Mornings are cold And my thighs Need to be warmed Satin is nice The robe helps But my thighs Need So much need More. Hot breath Wet tongue Warm lips Repeatedly Used Upon my skin To make my Thighs Tingle with Warmth What could I use To Help with this
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Mother's Day Sunday Xers Happy Mother's Day to me I get to work all day. No sinning here. Y'all better go do it for me. Have a great Sunday.
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Xers! It's Thirsty Thursday Thirsty for Thighs? Thighs are perfect To make you sigh As you imagine Where you are With my thighs. And what my Thighs are doing. Squeezing? Shaking? All of the above? Are you Nibbling? Biting? Licking? Kissing? All of the above? My turn to sigh.
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Sinners on a Sunday Twitter Lying in bed, not wanting to get Up Thinking thoughts, of me and You You know the ones, the ones of Sin Ones that make us sweat and Smile I'll sip you like sweet tea, every Drop You eat me like a peach, juice Dripping Gasping grinding grinning Again
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Need motivation Monday Xers Woke up like I hadn't slept And freezing Where was a warm body When I needed one My patience is running Thin Waiting for summer To get here So I can turn on the air Instead of heat Then I'll need a warm body Again Clothing optional Happy Monday y'all.
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Saturday Thoughts Xers Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. -Clarence in It's A Wonderful Life If you're reading this... I'm your friend. You're not a failure. Life is always worth living Even in the shittiest moments. Now go out and be the Amazing You You Really Are.
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@Sprinkles1969
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5 months
Easter Sunday Xers Perfection? Not needed. Sit with sinners? Most definitely. Try your best? Always. Be the best always? Hardly. Simply put... Be a good person. Have a little Faith Love Mercy. I'll be working while Y'all are eating. Maybe order a little less Online k?
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1 year
I'm a meme now. 😁😍
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3 months
Another sinless Sunday Xers This work thing is getting overrated. I've no time to think of Ways to sin And Make you blush. Not to mention The pup wants Constant attention When I'm home. Your job If you choose to accept Is to think of All the ways We could sin. Make it good.
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6 months
Leap Thursday Xers One extra day This month, this year To taste thighs And Brings sighs From lips. One day to make Innuendos About leaping On my thighs to Lick Nibble Suck Bite. Every inch. Then I can return The favor To your thighs. By Leaping At And On You.
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@Sprinkles1969
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8 months
Saturday Thoughts Xers If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -Gen George S Patton We should disagree at times Learn to compromise It's part of critical thinking If we all thought alike I'd start to wonder Who's pulling the strings You don't have to agree
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@Sprinkles1969
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The Friday Fuck Xers Fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck, Fuckalicious fucks, fucktabulously done! All the fucks in a Fuckologist's life, Fuckton of flying fucks, all day and night, Did you ever see so many fuckity fucks in your life, As flying fucks on a Friday night?
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🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
1 year
Twitter! X! It's Thirsty Thursday Thirsty for Thighs? Thighs are perfect To make you sigh As you imagine Where you are With my thighs. And what my Thighs are doing. Squeezing? Shaking? All of the above? Are you Nibbling? Biting? Licking? Kissing? All of the above? Maybe we'll
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
8 months
Sunday and sin ready Xers Oh the things I will ask Of you When it's time To sin. You'll be a hot Mess when We're done. So will I. Under covers or Over. On floor Too. You'll enjoy it. Of course You can ask for Something In return I'll be sweet as My coffee When I give it To you.
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
8 months
Saturday Thoughts Xers I hope that in this year to come you make mistakes because if you are making mistakes then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. Neil Gaiman A future is out there For you
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@Sprinkles1969
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11 months
Just finished my last day at Subway. It's change after change in my life lately.
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🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
8 months
Wednesday Rhyme Xers Last Wednesday Of 23 But not a last Rhyme from me So let's get started Parts are plumping Lots of pumping With humping Little bit of jumping Front to rumping Together we're thumping Bodies are bumping Plump Pump Hump Jump Rump Thump Bump Til we're Exhausted
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
7 months
It's a Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Friday Xers. What a glorious day in the land of Fuckaroonie! It's not freezing fucking cold! If Fucky McFucktard were around, he'd be fanfuckintasticly jealous. It's a Friday full of fuckalicious fuckery for me. Let the fucks flow abundantly.
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@Sprinkles1969
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3 years
Shhhh....it's time to be quiet Twitter peeps. @TattoosandSass and I are in bed with our @ChunkyFlamingo on.
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
1 year
Friday Fuck Twitter Happy fuckin Friday from your favorite Fuckologist who's fuckity fuckin happy with a side of fuck for it's Friday! Every frolicking fuckin fuck with fucktabulous fucks followed by fanfuckingtastic fucks followed by fuckalicious fucks. All the fucks. Fuck yeah
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@Sprinkles1969
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4 months
Thursday Thighs Xers My thighs will Be drenched today From storms. Too bad it isn't The storm of Your thirst. Covering my thighs In desire Rolling hard like Thunder And Lightning Over my thighs. We could quench Your thirst In a Perfect storm. (If y'all are in storms - be safe)
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@Sprinkles1969
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4 months
Saturday Thoughts Xers When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. -C.S Lewis More people should question why they follow the group that is running. Consider your options. Think people, think!
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@Sprinkles1969
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3 months
Mini movie Monday Xers Proof of life On a Monday And My coffee cup Is mooning you. If that isn't Motivation I don't know what is. Oh wait ..... Maybe if I Mooned you instead.
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@Sprinkles1969
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8 months
Naughty Christmas Eve Xers Got my list Checking it twice You'll get lucky Naughty or nice. Tangled in lights All over the floor Sex swing wreath On the door. I'll wrap myself In just a bow Lie under the tree And whisper go. It's now here Christmas Eve Time to sin Do you believe.
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
1 year
Tuesday and the tit Twitter It's Tuesday It's all about the tit And tacos And tequila If you're inclined. I've got the tit With a little wit Thrown in. What will you bring? Some tequila? I'll share my taco If you do. Til then Scroll Twitter For the tit. Respect the person too.
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@Sprinkles1969
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3 months
The Friday Fuck Xers What a beautiful fucking day outside! It's perfect for my fucking day off work. I have a fucktabulous hair appt later. Should I go for fuck me blonde hair? Maybe fanfuckintastic brunette. I have a fuckton of gray, maybe I'll fuckity fuckin go all gray.
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
2 years
What do you do while waiting for the doctor? Me? I take pictures of my boobs.
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
4 months
Wednesday Rhyme Xers Time again Middle of the week Talking 'bout humpin Like humpin geeks. We can use math Let my legs dangle Tell me do they look like An isoceles triangle? Every position is Math by design Geeky and horny Approved by Einstein. Ready to go On my mark Fast & slow
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@Sprinkles1969
🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲
6 months
Before, during, after. How has your Saturday been?
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