So far this season the Cleveland Browns have gotten rid of:
Their Starting Kicker
Their Starting WR
Their Starting RB
An NFL Referee
Their Head Coach
Their Offensive Coordinator
Holy Crap.
Onion took out Abe Lincoln with her purse
Teddy R tried to propose to her, Thomas Jefferson wasn’t having it, then Ketchup took out Teddy
Onion was going to win and George Washington took her out with Ketchup....
....Mustard wins
@DreKnott
’s worst nightmare
Well....if 2020 wasn’t weird enough, and tonight with BYU @ CC being the biggest college football game of the season with my boy
@DustinFox37
calling the game
Herbie just shouted him out on Gameday 🤣
When one of your best friends
@VinnyG_82
gets engaged 💍 to your other friend
@DajjP_7
and they go to Cincy for a Tribe win, you send in
@DreKnott
to celebrate! 🎉🎊
CONGRATS (with an ‘s’) guys!!!
I'm going to break down the defense of the Indiana Pacers for everyone here real quick:
Double Oladipo 24/7/365 from the second he walks into the building, double him when he goes to the bathroom too
That's it. Scouting report done.
YW. Ty Lue
Just got hammered with my old man at the bar, had dinner, and one of the best conversations we’ve ever had in my life....hang out with your parents y’all if you still can 🙏🏻
LOL the usher at the Tribe game just told Paul Dolan to not stand in the aisle....I’m like ‘bro you really going to tell the owner of the team to do that?’
He’s like huh?
I’m like that’s Paul Dolan dude, he went and apologized
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
@NoLayingUp
He’s not wrong, and this is funny. Buuuut it’s an event with 3 days of amateur play on desert resort golf, what exactly did Jon think he was signing up for to play in for a set up?
Poor Austin Carr giving Sexton credit for hustle on the jump ball, when the only reason they had to jump ball was Sexton turned it over not once but twice in under 10 seconds
To every Indians fan FREAKIN out over the Santana signing, how did you plan on paying your all world shortstop in a few years with $60m going to a 34yr old Carlos?
So my Dad is on divorce
#3
, my cleaning lady is his cleaning lady who is friends with wife
#3
Apparently he fired the cleaning lady b/c of his divorce w/o telling me, which means Scott no longer has a cleaning lady either
Sweet
Thanks Dad
Between the Cavs injuries to Love/Kyrie in 2015, and KD going to GSW. LeBron easily gets to 4. Most likely 5 or 6. He and the City of Cleveland got robbed of serious immortality by KD’s lack of mental confidence
KG,
You had to leave MIN to be one of 4 'All Stars' to get 1 ring
LeBron went to 8 straight Finals & 3 rings, + '07 then combine it w/the '18 team being a shit pupu platter of a roster, then oh yeah I forgot he beat a 73 win team in The Finals down 3-1
You didn't break shit KG
The dead guy winning the election in Vegas makes me think of only one thing. The scene in Major League where they are going over the Indians spring training invitees
'And this guy here, he's dead!'
'Well.....cross him off the list then.'
LeBron is way more cordial/cool with Durant than he should be, he literally stole 2 or maybe 3 rings from him by going to GS. Altered the history of his legacy & the NBA forever
At the Casino, walked by the baccarat table, (Asian dealer of course) she flips her hands at me as if to say ‘WHY AREN’T YOU PLAYING?!’
I’ve never felt so racially profiled in my life 😑
From this day forward....
LeBron gets to say to Paul Pierce:
‘Remember that day they retired your jersey in Boston and everyone in the building had to watch me destroy your team with a bunch of dudes who’s name I don’t even know?’
Nothing makes me happier than seeing FedEx get screwed over by Tiger & Rickie when they make a horrendous decision in pulling the WGC from Firestone, then double down on awfulness by putting it the week after the 1 overseas major on a wack course in a miserable July climate
Ed Reed in the stands at Waialae rn is amazing
1. He also told Kuchar to drop it from knee height
2. When the NBC guys asked him what he’s up to? He said ‘workin on my HOF speech
😂
@Stuckey2
My only thoughts for today:
Do what you have to do on the Internet and watch the 2008 Gold Medal Men’s basketball game in Beijing start to finish.
Your life will be better for it.
Period.
🐍
Zach Johnson putting Jordan Spieth back out first in alternate shot this morning is maybe the single dumbest move in the history of the Ryder Cup by any captain ever
Had an epic exchange with Zac &
@DustinFox37
after my flight to ATL earlier when a complete A-hole tried to skip past myself and an old couple (who I got their bags for) and trapped the A-hole behind me
#WaitYourTurn
Holy shit this
@LeBatardShow
segment that had them all arguing the CFP and
@Stugotz790
is just randomly shouting out athletes names that can be made into a type of cracker has me DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
So tonight I was really feeling sushi for dinner, I decided to go get some AND I even thought about tweeting ‘lonely sushi’ tweet like
@Rickonia
always does....
....I walk into the restaurant and that MFer is sitting at the bar
😭😭😭
.
@EricMetcalf21
my man, this was years ago at Blue Point. My favorite Brown of all time and it’s not even close. There’s a reason I got that jersey 👏🏻👌🏻