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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

6 days

My recap of yesterday's loss. #RCTID

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1 year

Portland Timbers communications department likes to do a bit of trolling #RCTID

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2 months

Gut the Fish. #RCTID

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8 months

Choosing a GIF of a woman who has racially abused fans and thrown water on people who took their phones out during a game. That's certainly a choice.

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@TimbersFC

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4 months

Fallout Pride Tifo? On Fox Sports? 10/10. #RCTID

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2 months

Oh my God #RCTID

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2 months

Congratulations to Evander! #RCTID

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4 months

Dairon Asprilla tifo? HIT. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

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2 years

@nba_delusional @KOT4Q Handle and username check out

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

THE PORTLAND TIMBERS HAVE DEFEATED A LIGA MX TEAM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A COMPETITIVE MATCH. A BRACE FROM A CENTER BACK. TWO CORNER KICK GOALS. TETRIS AWAYYYYYYYYY #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

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2 years

The Pentagon and Lockheed Martin hearing that WWIII is starting

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

8 months

I did not realize until now that Dairon put his hands up as soon as that ball passed by him. What a hero. #RCTID

Major League Soccer

@MLS

8 months

Welcome back, Eryk Williamson! 🤩 📺 #MLSSeasonPass :

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

8 months

Phil Neville is at the podium: "On behalf of the whole club, we want to dedicate the game to Ben. I was honored to meet a member of the TA before the match and they gave me a scarf. We dedicate this victory to the TA." #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

"I'm not watching soccer in my free time. I'm not watching anything in my free time. I want to be outside, drink coffee, and be with my wife and cat." -Dario Zuparic #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS A TIMBERS MATCHDAY IN THE ROSE CITY #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

These types of charity matches need to happen every year. There is literally no downside to having this type of game. Money is raised for a good cause, all the players have fun, fans love it, and it's great for the "One Club" mantra. Every second is perfection. #RCTID #BAONPDX

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 years

@TimbersFC

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Asprilla wanted an extension, and upper management wasn't willing to give him one. Dairon's wish was to retire in Portland. #RCTID

Tom Bogert

@tombogert

4 months

Sources: Atletico Nacional finalizing a deal to sign winger Dairon Asprilla from the Portland Timbers. @PSierraR has been on this too. Asprilla expected to play in final game with Portland this weekend. Asprilla top 5 all time in Timbers MLS appearances.

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

6 months

@KEVINCHO_TV @ColumbusCrew The only good thing about the rebrand is that Nagbe's rings spell out "taco"

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

11 months

On this day 2 years ago, time briefly stood still #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

"I feel very happy to remind the league to talk about me. My main goal is to get Portland to the playoffs. I'm just doing everything I can for Portland." -Evander #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 years

Sigh

Freezing Cold Takes

@OldTakesExposed

2 years

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2 months

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS BONFIRE DAY IN THE ROSE CITY #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

The Tillamook Timbers are 5-2-2. Cheese. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

The Tillamook Timbers are 8-2-3. Their goal differential is +12. Pundits have to respect the defense as well as the attack now. No more tired talking points about how bad the defense is. Watch the actual games. This is not the same team from March and April. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

CLAUDIO BRAVO STONEWALLS PEDRO DE LA VEGA AT ONE END, AND THEN THE TIMBERS COUNTER RIGHT DOWN THE PITCH AND EL JUAN-ATHAN HAS SCORED HIS FIRST OF THE SEASON AGAINST HIS LEAST FAVORITE TEAM 1-0 54 MINUTES IN RAHHH #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

BREAKING: Tomorrow will be Larrys Mabiala's last game for the Portland Timbers. He is retiring from professional soccer. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

😔 #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

This is obviously a video game because the stadium is full

Seattle Sounders FC

@SoundersFC

1 month

#FC25 is available now! 🎮 Sounders x @EASPORTSFC

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 years

So the kits are transparent but the front office isn't? #BAONPDX

Jonah Henderson

@JonahNHenderson

3 years

Salem @DICKS appears to have gotten the new @ThornsFC secondary shirt in a little early. Collar, swoosh, & crest are a light blue-ish grey #BAONPDX

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 SHENANIGANS ARE BEING CALLED ON ESPN AGAIN 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

Phil Neville says that Mason Toye is having trouble walking, and that the decision from referee Tori Penso to award a free kick to RSL was "shocking." #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 years

Calling the dads of the front office so they can make their sons release a statement #RCTID #BAONPDX

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

This was the expected outcome. Still good to see it. #RCTID

Adam Susman

@Adam_Susman

2 months

BREAKING: Felipe Mora and the Timbers have won their appeal to reduce the initial two-game suspension. #RCTID Team sources confirm Mora is back and available for selection for Colorado next match.

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 year

Gio ended his Portland tenure with a 9-2-6 record against the Seattle Sounders. Amidst the turmoil of the past two seasons, the Timbers went 3-1-0 against their biggest rivals. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

9 months

You're laughing? Rene Gonzalez was killed by a gust of wind and you're laughing?????

W E.B. Duboii 🏁🐍

@MacSmiff

9 months

This is the "unwanted physical contact" right-wing trolls asked you if you would be OK with happening to your mother or daughter and called us all fake-leftists over.

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

#RCTID

Major League Soccer

@MLS

1 month

No context MLS. 📸

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

THE FINAL DAIRON METER #RCTID

Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

DAIRON ASPRILLA DOWN THE RIGHT SIDE AND SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR 3-2 90+2' #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

With tonight's win, the Tillamook Timbers are now 10-2-3. CHEESE. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

A comeback from 2-0 down. A frantic second half. A well deserved win. 7 games unbeaten. An ending out of a storybook. A legendary night at Providence Park. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

ben angelo🌲

@_bengelo_

3 months

time for a quick dairon in colombia update new club on a different continent… same old dairon asprilla #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

Also, for those who think that Evander's MVP candidacy should be discounted because of Portland's table position, think about where the Timbers would be if Evander wasn't here. If you're using the dictionary definition of "MVP," he is the most valuable player to his team. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

6 months

*whispers* Dairon Asprilla put in a good shift at left back today but he would also put in a good shift at goalkeeper if he thought it would help the team. He gives it all for the badge no matter what. This team needs more Dairons. #RCTID

Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

6 months

Dairon Asprilla had to play left back today. The roster is poorly constructed and the coach isn't making the right choices with the players he has available. Both statements are true. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

DID THE PORTLAND TIMBERS DESERVE A POINT? WELL, THEY SCORED THREE GOALS, SO PROBABLY. BUT WHO CARES! A ROAD POINT FOR THE TREES IN THE LAND OF THE BEES. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

#RCTID

Major League Soccer

@MLS

4 months

Lucho. Chicho. Messi. Bouanga. Cucho. 👀 Is this the best-ever MLS MVP race?

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Feel like they dropped the ball with the LAFC Archive kit. Would've loved to see something like this

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

Quick Mason Toye fact: his brother lives in Corvallis and he's always liked the Pacific Northwest. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

8 months

The Portland Timbers have no DPs in the squad tonight. They are up 3-0 30 minutes into their home opener. And they're doing it by pure domination. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

8 months

#DefundESPN #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

11 months

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SEATTLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED IN A CONFERENCE SEMIFINAL SINCE ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Kamal Miller said that he enjoyed watching the Timbers' 4-1 victory against Nashville while on international duty. He watched it with Nashville winger Jacob Shaffelburg, who "went to bed" at halftime, according to Kamal. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

24 days

Also, I have seen the light. James Pantemis is the best goalkeeper on this team and it's too late to argue about it. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

8 months

EVANDER YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING. HE DOES IT AGAIN TO NYCFC. UNBELIEVABLE. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

FOUR WINS IN THEIR LAST FIVE. A GIANT-KILLING AT PROVIDENCE PARK. THEY CANNOT BE IGNORED ANY LONGER. THE PORTLAND TIMBERS ARE OFFICIALLY CONTENDERS. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

"I came here for one reason: to get Portland back in the playoffs." -Evander #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

Felipe Mora got a red card for lesser contact. Consistency please! #RCTID

Gonçalo Oliveira

@GoncaloOliv23

1 month

This was whistled as a foul AGAINST Mason Toye last night #RCTID #MLS

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

5 months

They hated him because he spoke the truth #RCTID

Major League Soccer

@MLS

5 months

Midweek golazos. 🔥 Vote now for the @ATT Goal of the Matchday. 👇

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

5 months

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS A TIMBERS MATCHDAY IN THE ROSE CITY #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

9 months

IT'S FINALLY HERE. ALL ABOARDDDDD #WBA

West Bromwich Albion

@WBA

9 months

Bilkul Football WBA, LLC – a company ultimately owned by Florida-based entrepreneur Shilen Patel and his father Dr Kiran C. Patel – has reached an agreement to acquire an 87.8% shareholding in West Bromwich Albion Group Limited, the parent company of West Bromwich Albion FC.

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

Phil Neville is at the podium: "David Ayala got his first ever goal in professional football. We just had an emotional 10 minutes honoring one of the legends of this club." #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 years

@SoundersFC

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

This was the best send-off a Timber has had since Adi. Not even close. #RCTID

Timbers y Tacos 🌵🌮🌲

@DesertCorpsPTFC

4 months

After Valeri’s miss and Blanco’s innocuos final game, it’s just so god damn good to get a truly proper send off. We love you, Dairon! #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

"Evander is playing at a MVP level. I said that in the first month of the league and people laughed at me." -Phil Neville #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Nothing out of the ordinary to report from training today, but it looks like Santiago Moreno has grown his arm back. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Dario Zuparic is at the podium: "First of all, good evening. I'm happy. We won the game. We did not concede a goal again. I wish we did concede so I wouldn't be here (in the press conference)." #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

7 months

Still in awe. Absolute perfection. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

By the way, as I predicted on Stumptown Radio, Jordan Morris did NOT score a goal against the Portland Timbers because he literally cannot score a goal against the Portland Timbers. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

5 months

#RCTID

Major League Soccer

@MLS

5 months

Relive the best bicycle kicks in MLS history on #WorldBicycleDay today. 🚲🤩

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

Phil Neville says that Seattle's win in Columbus was a "freak result." #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

DAIRON ASPRILLA DOWN THE RIGHT SIDE AND SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR 3-2 90+2' #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

For the final time, Larrys Mabiala has entered the field as a Portland Timber. Kinda gutted for Kamal that he has to exit with something very important on the line, but Larrys can do one more act of heroism with his final minutes for Portland. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 years

THE SEATTLE SOUNDERS HAVE INVENTED LOSING 4 CONSECUTIVE MATCHES TO PORTLAND #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

"What we see in the preseason meetings about refereeing is not followed up in the season. We're not going to that meeting in Coachella next season. Whoever is in that room in Dallas needs a long hard look at themselves." -Phil Neville #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 years

@TimbersFC

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

8 months

Now Diego is getting horse-collared and no cards are coming. Dairon has been getting fouled to bits in this game. Really poor from an amateur crew. Don't let MLS gaslight you into thinking these guys are just as good as PRO. #RCTID

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@SportsGuyJeremy

9 months

Eryk Williamson is very excited to be back. #RCTID

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@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS LARRYS MABIALA DAY IN THE ROSE CITY #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

11 months

Apparently MLS Cup is in Columbus this year. On this day 8 years ago it was also in Columbus. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

5 months

Excellent work making your own players look like assholes

x - Minnesota United FC

@MNUFC

5 months

The age-old battle...

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 year

It gets harder and harder to love this team when the people in charge of it can't care less about their fans #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

Yeah, this has to be overturned. Complete failure of the system if it doesn't. #RCTID

Adam Susman

@Adam_Susman

2 months

Closer look at Felipe Mora’s straight red card Forwards Mora and Jonathan Rodríguez will miss next weeks clash vs Seattle

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

10 months

it is midnight in Portland, Oregon on January 1st, 2024. The Timbers won the Western Conference 3 years ago. They did the same 3 years before that. And they did the same 3 years before that. Here we go again. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

The Tillamook Timbers are now 6-2-2, and they are up to 5th place in the Western Conference. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

The only trio where each player has double digit goals already. #RCTID

Nutmeg Soccer

@NutmegSoccerCo

4 months

Who is the best attacking trio in MLS?

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

3 months

PUT HIM IN #RCTID

National Soccer HOF

@soccerhof

3 months

The National Soccer Hall of Fame has announced the eligible candidates in the Player, Veteran, and Builder categories for the Class of 2025. Read more:

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Phil Neville is at the podium: "This club is special. The supporters won us again today. These comebacks are part of our identity now. We never know when we're beat." #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

1 month

GOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS BONFIRE DAY IN VANCOUVER #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

"I feel like I'm having the best time of my life. At the start of the season I was excited. I love working at this football club. I love the people of this city. They've made me and my family feel so welcome." -Phil Neville #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Dairon Asprilla is at the podium: "I'm very emotional right now." #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

A huge part of Portland's recent success has been finding the correct midfield combination. David Ayala has become the metronome. He completed 49/51 passes Saturday night, including all 8 of his long balls. #RCTID

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@SportsGuyJeremy

2 months

Mason Toye has passed the Damian Lillard test: he has visited the Oregon Coast. #RCTID

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@SportsGuyJeremy

1 year

I do not have good news #RCTID

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@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

That Dallas goal was Dairon Asprilla's first signature moment in a Timbers jersey, but it was his third goal involvement of the 2015 playoffs at the time. He assisted Urruti's equalizer against SKC and assisted Ridgewell's opener against Dallas. Forever a big-game player. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

6 months

Can't stop watching J-Rod's run here. Doesn't even look like he's sprinting but he covers so much ground in so little time. Running motion straight out of FIFA. Fascinating. #RCTID

Major League Soccer

@MLS

6 months

From one end of the field to the other, Jonathan Rodríguez seals the win for @TimbersFC !

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@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

No need for shenanigans this week. #RCTID

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@SportsGuyJeremy

4 months

Phil Neville's use of substitutes has been perfect as of late. Tonight, he brought on 3 players to play out of position (Antony LB, Dairon RB, Eric Miller CB) and all three of them flourished. Eryk Williamson had his best outing in a long time. Paredes was great too. #RCTID

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Jeremy Peterman

@SportsGuyJeremy

8 months

Yes it's harmful to people, but it also takes away from what makes Providence Park so special. We pride ourselves on being authentic in a league that's becoming increasingly sanitized and the light show reeks of another slight towards the TA. That's just my opinion. #RCTID