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@SpicyPrawn
Pepé the King Prawn
6 years
This is my very cool new friend @Ninja , okay. He knows everything about video games. (I'm hoping he has a cheat code for lotsa extra V-Bucks.) Don't miss us presenting LIVE at @thegameawards tonight! Watch it here:
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
When you leave out milk and cookies for Santa this year, why not leave out $5 for Pepé too? You never know when I might stop by – especially if I'm getting $5, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
When life gives you lemons, don't waste your time making lemonade. Trade them for some limes, and make mojitos, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
I love winter clothes – I look so good in them! It's important to look hot even when it's cold, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Did everybody but me know that the work day is EIGHT HOURS?? This is crazy! Who's in charge of this? I am calling in sick until they make it two hours tops, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
You know Pepé, I love to keep it hot and spicy. But this is not easy when it's so cold out!! Help me heat things up by asking me some questions, okay! Ask anything, I will tell the truth… mostly.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Hola! How's your day going? Could it be better with a little more Pepé? I thought so, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
1 year
Need some summer style inspirations? You got it, okay! Any of these looks are guaranteed to make you the best looking one wherever you are this summer – unless you're at the same place Pepé is, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
This is the face of a very, very bored King Prawn. It's also the face of a King Prawn who's broke, so if any other bored peoples want to take me to dinner, call me, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Happy #ValentinesDay ! Here's a poem from Pepé for all the lovers out there: Roses are red, money is green, Wear something fancy tonight, Because it's not Halloween, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
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Every Sunday, I spend time in front of a mirror taking notes about how good I look. It's great for my self-esteem and will be really useful when I write my new book "How To Be Hot and Spicy in 30 Minutes or Less," okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Me and @Rizzo take our posts very seriously, okay. For Christmas, we both got each other fingerless gloves, so now we never have to stop.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
My little fingers get so chilly when I text outside in the winters. All I want for Christmas is a heated phone, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
If you GASP every morning when you look in the mirror, you must look pretty good. But if you pass out when you see yourself? You must look almost as good as I do in this picture, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Hey, you. Si, you. I bet you didn't think I could see you. Well, I can. And you look fantastic, okay! Where do you get your clothes? Do they make king prawn sizes?
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Pepé the King Prawn
7 years
Me on Wednesday vs. Me on Friday
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
The best things in life are free... but so are the worst things! Be careful out there, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
It's your lucky day! I want you to know more about the real me, so ask me some questions and I'll make us some answers that makes me sound good. Is incredible opportunity, okay. Ask Pepé now!
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
I can't believe I'm awake and tweeting this instead of sleeping. But I would do anything for all you Pepé fans, okay. I've done enough. Back to bed.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
Sometimes you just gotta smile! Especially when you remember tomorrow is Friday, okay! 😀
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
If you ever want to pay respects to Pepé, don't worry about it. Just pay me cash, check, or gift card, okay. I also accept solid gold chain necklces.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I'm babysitting my cousin's kids this weekend. They really take after their uncle Pepé. If I need them to do something, they want the monies, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
All five seasons of The Muppets Show are coming to @DisneyPlus on February 19. Is very funny show, okay. Of course would be funnier – and hotter – with me... but is still lots of the laughs, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I'm so excited that it's Friday. I'm doing a "no spend" weekend where I don't spend any money. Well, none of my money. Please feel free to spend your money on me, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
I know what this Muppet announcement is, but is not about me, so it can’t be that important, okay.
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Calling all Muppet fans! Get ready for a major and important Muppet announcement coming soon. What is it? We have no idea.
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Pepé the King Prawn
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Si, I know is early, but I'm already planning my Halloween costume. Black turtleneck and gold chain + muscle suit = @TheRock , okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
7 years
Hola, ladies. Is Friday... I'm single... let's do something about this, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Seems like everybody is leaving work early today to get a head start for the holidays... You all are crazy to wait so long! Me, I haven't even opened an email since Thanksgiving, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
This summer, I think everybody should meet new peoples, have new experiences, and get out of their shells. (That last one is easier if you are a crustacean, okay. Just don't forget the sunscreen!)
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
If you want to make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs, okay. But whatever you do, always wait until Camilla and the chickens leave...
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
This is my favorite week of the year. Nobody cares if you do any work or not because nobody else is doing any work – it's like every day is another Christmas, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Is crazy that last weekend was a long weekend but this one isn't. Who makes these rules?! I think I should be in charge of the weekend committee, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Sí, I may be a spicy prawn, but I don't like spicy foods – especially not on dates. Is very tough to weep, sweat, and chug a glass of milk while trying to woo the one you love, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
It doesn't seem fair that weddings are the only time peoples get to have a gift registry. It's Tuesday, why can't I register for a new big screen TV to celebrate tomorrow being Wednesday. Makes sense to me, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
I love the holiday season. There are lots of cookies, plenty of egg nog, and if I get too cold, I can just curl up in a stocking, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I thought I had an audition to host a new cooking show... but they just wanted me to be one of the ingredients!! Guess who's not coming to dinner, okay. Unbelievable!
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
I know peoples who have a bunch of monies hidden away "for a rainy day." This is crazy, okay!! Why would you want to spend your monies on a rainy day?? Spend it on a sunny day! Go the beach! Take me with you.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I still have some Halloween candies left over and I don't know what to do with it. I can't eat it: I only have one tooth and my dentist may be reading this, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I finally got all my Christmas shopping done! I got all the gifts I needed… for myself. Like I always say: If you want something done right, give it to yourself, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I had an unbelievable time working with the lovely @tarajiphenson . The rumors are true — she's so wonderful, it's scary, okay! #MuppetsHauntedMansion is streaming on @disneyplus
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Dios mio, it's Friday the 13th! Be careful not to break any mirrors or walk under any ladders or text somebody too soon after a first date. Bad luck is everywhere, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
6 years
You're just gonna scroll by without liking Pepé's tweet...? Are you serious??
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
I got a million dollar idea and believe me, you gotta hear it! So... just send me a million dollars, then you get to hear the million dollar idea, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
It's after lunch on Friday! Everybody stop working! If your boss asks why you stopped before 5pm... just tell them Pepé said it was okay, okay. This never works for me, but if It works for you, I might try to get a job at your place.
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Pepé the King Prawn
6 years
Don't ask Pepé what he can do for you — ask what YOU can do for Pepé, okay. And right now...... you can like this post. Please and thanks, okay. Also, I'm available if you want to buy me dinner.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Love turns up when you least expect it... Problem is, I'm always expecting it and it never turns up, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Your invite to the most exclusive Halloween party of the year is here, okay! #MuppetsHauntedMansion is now streaming only on @disneyplus . #Hallowstream
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Happy #ValentinesDay ! I still gotta find a date so @Rizzo is helping me text everybody I know. Even with four hands, I'm not fast enough, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I need a vacation, okay... Well, no, this isn't totally true. I need someone to PAY for a vacation for me. I think we can all agree on this, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Nobody works harder than me. Avoiding work is a skill — the only one on my résumé, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
Is the first Monday of 2020. I dunno why, but I thought this would be cooler than other Mondays, okay. Is not. I'm still at work. Is still boring. Who keeps letting this happen?!
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Come with me to the party of the year, okay. #MuppetsHauntedMansion , a @DisneyPlus Original Special streaming this fall! You wanna socialize with grim-grinning ghosts? Then stick with Pepe. Muppets Haunted Mansion!!!! #HalfwayToHalloween
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
There’s no turning back now! Is the scariest place I’ve been since I accidentally showed up at a seafood buffet, okay. Here’s your first look at #MuppetsHauntedMansion , an all-new Original Special streaming this Fall only on #DisneyPlus .
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Pepé the King Prawn
1 year
Everybody needs a friend like Pepé! I'm very supportive of hopes and dreams, I always tell you your outfit looks good, and when you have extra monies, you can just give them to me, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
I love video meetings because I get to use fake backgrounds and I can pretend to be wherever I want! In my last meeting my background was an active volcano... I got to leave early to avoid the hot lava, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
If you wanna succeed at your job, you gotta make yourself irreplaceable. I do this by being the guy who says "Working hard or hardly working?" Every office needs someone to do this, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
7 years
When life gives you lemon, make lemonade. When life gives you limes, make margaritas, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Peoples often tell me "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." I do not like this phrase, okay. I've got four arms —You get twice the scratching! Is not fair, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
One year ago today, I went to a party at an old house, and it was a real scream! HA! Do you get it? Happy anniversary to #MuppetsHauntedMansion ! Watch it on @DisneyPlus to see me, the ultimate Halloween treat, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
If you wanna be successful, you've always gotta be yourself, okay. Unless you owe somebody money... then a fake name is probably a good idea.
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Pepé the King Prawn
6 years
Uh oh. I just found out that I'm supposed to be at work between Thanksgiving and Christmas... did everyone know this?? I thought "the holidays" meant "take off a full month between holidays." Easy mistake, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
I may be a little guy, but I've never been a fan of small talk. You wanna talk about the weather? Call a meteoriteoligist... or whatever they're called, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
I'm working on my New Year's resolutions list. Is very hard for me, okay... What is there to change? You can't improve Pepé.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Peoples are always asking me, "Pepé, what's the best part of working with @TheMuppets ?" And I always say "Working with so many talents… especially the ones who sign my paycheck."
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Is there anything worse than forgetting to turn your alarm off on Saturday?? Mine went off at noon and woke me up WAY too early, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
Today is #NationalShrimpDay and I will NOT be celebrating, okay. As you know, I am a KING PRAWN, not a shrimp. When is #NationalKingPrawnDay ???
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I'm taking an early weekend. I haven't worked since Tuesday, so is VERY early, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
They say laughter is the best medicine... Wrong, okay! The weekend is the best medicine!!
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
You've gotta make time for the things that are important to you. This is why I spend so much time with myself, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
6 years
Happy #WorldElephantDay to my old partner Seymour! I'm not sure where he is right now, but I hope he packed his trunk........ HA!!! So funny, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
Everybody wants me to teach them how to be cool. Here's the thing: You can't teach cool, okay. Is just a way of life for a special few: me, @TheWeeknd , @JLo ... That's the whole list, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
I've got way too much going on this week! Anybody want to pretend to be me and do it all for me? Must have: four arms, the wicked good looks, and crustaceous charisma, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Tired of people bothering you at work? I have automatic replies to my emails that say I'm on vacation on all the time! Because with Pepé, every day IS a vacay, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
The most exclusive Halloween party of the year is almost here, okay! I will be there. Be my plus one! #MuppetsHauntedMansion , an Original Special, starts streaming October 8 only on @DisneyPlus ! #Hallowstream
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Pepé the King Prawn
8 months
Does anybody wanna invite Pepé to their Big Game parties this weekend? I promise to only talk during the football parts and shush everybody who tries to talk during the commercials or halftime show, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
They say time is money... so how come I'm not making money all the time?? This doesn't make any sense, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
When you look good, you feel good. This is why Pepé always feels good. You've seen how I look. You get it, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
I've been ordering lotsa pizzas lately. Is much easier than cooking. Plus, only three more orders and I can finally finish building my pizza box fort, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
There's no I in "team," okay. But there is an I in "spicy," and if you've got that going on you don't need a team. Trust Pepé on this.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Everybody's always asking me for tips to make the monies. Here's my biggest one: never give out tips for free, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
6 years
When you go to a complimentary breakfast, make sure you take as much as you can. Is free, okay. Luckily I've got four arms…. perfect for holding donuts.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
If you want to be successful, you gotta work hard, spend your monies wisely, and always look for the next opportunity. If you want to be REALLY successful, you gotta convince people you do all of these things without actually doing anything, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
What's the best first date you've ever been on? For me, it was my first date with @JLo ... We got dinner, danced some salsa, and laughed all night long. Si, this only happened in my dreams, but is still wonderful, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
Sometimes you gotta treat yourself to something nice…but all the other times, you want someone else to be treating you to something very, very nice, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
6 years
No pressure... but you'll really regret it if you miss my episode of @CarpoolKaraoke , okay. Si, Jason Sudeikis and @TheMuppets are there too, but we all know you're tuning in for Pepé. See the full episode, available for free on the @AppleTV app:
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
I really need a massage. Does anybody know a place that's good for crustaceans to go? Last time I got a massage the therapist brought out melted butter, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Every day I have the same routine: Wake up, check my texts, check my email, check Twitter, take a nap, wake up, do all of this again, and repeat until dinner, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Some peoples work so hard and get so much done in one day, it's like they're moving mountains! Other peoples (like me) don't even get out of bed. Which sounds better to you, okay!
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
I've said it before and I'll say it again, okay: The whole month between Thanksgiving and New Year's should be a holiday. Trust Pepé, nobody's really getting any work done anyway. At least I never do, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
I didn't go to any big parties last night. When you're a shellfish, you avoid any large gatherings that involve a snack bar and cocktail sauces, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
My mamma always said there's no such thing as a free lunch... but every time I'm out with Mom, I pay for her lunch. She is the very wise womans, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
I've got a new motto: If you don't have anything interesting to tweet, don't tweet anything at all, okay. Lucky for all of my followers, Pepé always has something interesting to tweet.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
There's nothing like a Monday back at work after a long holiday weekend. Seriously, for me there's nothing like it, because I'm not going back until at least Wednesday, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
5 years
I think I'm gonna go see a movie this weekend. Anybody wanna invite me? I don't take up much rooom – I can just sit in the bucket of popcorn, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
What peoples say is true: You gotta spend monies to make monies. Just make sure you're spending other people's monies, okay – and keep the change.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
I borrowed it from @ChrisEvans after his shrunk in the wash. I had to add two arms, but it was worth it, okay.
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@SpicyPrawn My wife, @creamofwool would like to know who made your sweater.
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Pepé the King Prawn
4 years
I was going to tweet something really funny or smart... but is Saturday, so you have to wait awhile, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Work hard, play harder... or, if you're like me, take it easy until somebody does those things for you, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
2 years
Three things you gotta make sure you bring on a date: Breath mints, your wallet, and a bouquet of flowers. One thing you gotta NEVER bring on a date: Your Mamá. I've tried it, it doesn't end well for anybody, okay.
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Pepé the King Prawn
3 years
If you're ever at a restaurant that's too pricey, before you get the bill pretend you're an appetizer and send yourself back. But make sure you hit the exit before they put you in the dishwasher, okay.
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