that dude who uses an insanely buff moth as a youtube mascot, internet scum, sus enthusiast, the living embodiment of pizza crust, ff9 is the best one, etc
thanks to the fantastic
@SlushieSoda
there now exists a DEFINITIVE reference for the mothman after all this time, now completely accurate to the proportions seen in the youtube thumbnails
of course if you ever make use of it please feel free to downsize as needed/wanted lol
>game developer who literally only makes first person shooters announces an indiana jones game
>"OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD!"
>it's a first person shooter
>"wow guess this one isn't gonna make it... where's the third person option it should've been like uncharted..."
#IndianaJones
and the Great Circle is an all-new adventure game that features a mix of combat, stealth, puzzles, gunplay, and of course...Indy's whip! Use it for traversal, as a distraction, or taking out enemies.
You aren't just playing as Indiana Jones, you ARE Indiana Jones.
>turn on computer
>icons on the desktop flash for some reason
>desktop shortcuts now all have the little arrow replaced by henry stickmin for some reason
what the actual fuck
just spent the last 5 hours playing oblivion, making a custom spell called that inflicts 100 drain health for a single second called "the cheese touch", and going around one-shotting people by just touching them and draining all their health instantly
i have learned that there is no limit to the amount of shrimp the arirals can eat so i have determined that the most effective way to neutralize any potential threat they have is to feed enough shrimp to them to make them literally unable to fit through the doorway
im entrusting you all to look at this image and NOT say anything weird about it
this is a public exercise in self control
im counting on you guys to make it through this
after intentionally avoiding elden ring for so long due to the extreme burnout on souls games i had back when it released, i've finally done a proper dive into the game
i kid you not, the entire fucking time i was fighting godrick i was thinking about this image
just because you're not a kid anymore you don't suddenly have to minmax your free time, if you get a sudden compulsion to replay an old game just fucking do it, if you don't want to play something then don't, we've got decades more time to play games spend it however you want lol
just spent the last 5 hours playing oblivion, making a custom spell called that inflicts 100 drain health for a single second called "the cheese touch", and going around one-shotting people by just touching them and draining all their health instantly
>download an app called mal.0
>doesn't seem to do anything
>go to sleep
>hear the sound of the TV running in the living room
>write it off
>wake up
>check paramount+
>several episodes of everybody loves raymond are now counted as watched
>you have never watched that show once
zesty jesus the type of guy to slip on a banana peel, angrily walk around trying to find who placed it, not notice another one get placed right behind him, slip again, and get increasingly mad as the cycle repeats before storming off screen with cartoon steam coming out his ears
This guy is the DSP of tf2 for those unaware . His entire streams are complaining about dying and getting trolled for it , and having mental breakdowns live . Mentally untouchable stable genius
early-mid 2000's nostalgia is always going to be the weirdest thing to me because some people will go "It was everything. We had everything. We were kings, and we could just be happy. Nothing compares and now everything is terrible" while staring directly at this fucking thing
also want to bring up how much i love the fact this particular popup, the one that appears when redeeming a gift card, is almost assuredly unchanged from how it looked when it was first implemented god knows how long ago and you can tell solely because of the color scheme lol
so i wont be getting a start on the next video for a while because i'm still on break and chilling out but real shit:
voices of the void's environmental audio is genuinely fantastic because it can turn the TV into a loudspeaker with dense reverb and everything and i love it
to further elaborate, they then randomly switched to a generic box icon i've never seen in windows before, and right clicking + refreshing was enough to bring it all back to normal
still baffled
oh and for the record, this isn't a hit on the game itself but instead how people IMMEDIATELY decided it's trash, i like the idea of this being first person actually but i would want to see more before getting hyped because yknow it's still a post-2020 video game
this tweet taught me that the demand for fat arirals is extremely extremely high so i apologize in advance if the video im going to be uploading soon causes even a single instance of chubby ariral to be created as a result
i have learned that there is no limit to the amount of shrimp the arirals can eat so i have determined that the most effective way to neutralize any potential threat they have is to feed enough shrimp to them to make them literally unable to fit through the doorway
me when i just want to be a normal .mp4 file but i realize i'm on the TV in a spazmatic banana VOTV video (i am doomed to an eternity of incomprehensible compression)
my dad had a burned CD of music in his car filled with tool, iron maiden, etc
but for some ungodly fucking reason, alongside all that it also had the audio of this video and he would casually skip it when it came on
to this day i still have no explanation and i'm afraid to ask
watch out when you decide to befriend people on youtube, i wasn't careful and now almost ten years later i have the best person in the world for a lover
seriously, i love this motherfucker, i will break a mountain in half with my bare hands just to see them prosper
ok i actually need context has there been an overnight terraria witch doctor renaissance or something because ive seen a DRASTIC uptick of these kinds of things floating around even before i quoted that other post
i have absolutely no idea where this image originated from but i have seen it in 3 separate posts in 3 different contexts recently and it's been growing on me
the 6 ibuprofen tablets i just took getting ready to fight 24 hours worth of chronic pain, exercise fatigue, a severe headache, and general discomfort:
so im absolutely losing it, i found one of like 4 selfies ive ever taken and i swear to god i look like SOME fictional character that ive seen in the past down to an exact T and it is driving me INSANE that i cant remember who exactly
PLEASE, TELL ME WHO THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE
released CCTV footage shows an altercation between an armed man and a costumed individual taking place outside a 7-11 in san diego on halloween night
so this is our country now, huh?
"you better be holy orders from the guilty gear xx accent core plus R soundtrack but entirely made up of instruments from super mario 64 if you think we fucking"
my koopa ass:
>video goes up
>instantly get multiple comments about how the game is generic or unimpressive because mascot horror
is it really so fucking hard to be open-minded for a game that actually has soul to it in a genre that's notoriously soulless and exploitative jesus christ man lol
skyrim fans when their game crashes on startup (they forgot to install the 75 other dependencies required to run the ultralarge XXXXL argonian body morph mod)
god, i really am happy that i know so many fantastic people, that's all i feel the need to say today
i fucking love all of you, the fans and especially all the people who put up with my presence, you've made my life so much sweeter than someone like me ever deserved it to be