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So here are some of the clips from the
#RosasSaDilim
(Parody Space) that brought some laughs to our broken hearts.
A kakampink asked a question to VP Leni (voice impersonator)
SPAyong Kapatid:
Therapists tend to do better kapag sinabe mong first time mo sa spa nila(kahit more than once ka na nagpunta). They usually ask this Q before start ng massage and dahil lowkey lang ako plage, di naman ako natatandaan ng therapist so lagi kong sagot is "YES"...
November is my birth month. Coincidentally, my 37th yr of existence marks my 37k followers. In return of your support, i'll treat 3 lucky followers to a Free Massage +
#Mancaver
tumbler + 3 GCs to
@infinity_spa_ph
. Sounds good right? 😘
Choose your Fighter este Therapists!
I have compiled my thera assessments from Infinity Spa. Just RETWEET and I will send you my personal feedback.
NOTE: I have at least 17 of them on the list. No ES. This should serve as your guide if you have a preferred type of thera to try.
SPAyong Kapatid:
Isa ka rin ba sa nag-ooverthink kapag ang therapist nagexcuse para mag CR during ur massage? There are plenty of valid reasons why - to give their hands a quick rest, drink water, or tlgang naiihi sila.
How would you respond if nag "may i go out?" si thera?
Shuta ayan pla meaning nyang chudai na lagi kong nakikita sa timeline ko? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Akala ko chudai is either PUDAY, baklang TODAY, or CHUDY ANN SANTOS. charot
SPAyong Kapatid:
Wag itolerate if hindi binubuo ni therapist ang oras ng massage. If you can't call them out real time, then provide the feedback upon check out. Di yan mako-correct if mananahimik lang tayo. You deserve the service that you paid for.
SPAyong Kapatid:
Alam ko jackpot ka. Alam ko ikaw ang star of the night. At kada punta mo tinutweet mo ilan nasubo mo o ilan sumubo sayo sa spa. Please lang, if di mo kayang iwasan ipost, wag ka nalang mag name drop ng spa.
Baka magulat ka, bukas pagbalik mo sarado na pla sila😔
SPAnnouncement!
Habang inaabangan naten ang pagbubukas ni
@infinity_spa_ph
Buksan muna naten at silipin ano meron sa loob ng red undies ko este magpacontest muna tayo ng GC's!
Excited??? Ako din! Sana manalo ako! Charot!
Just wait for the contest mechanics😉
Spa Characters, Legends, and Personalities
I listed down the types of spagoers na i think common sa lahat ng mga spa. Will add more along the way if meron pa kong na-missed. One type can be combined with another depende sa skillset mo. Hybrid yarn? Haha
So sino ka jan? 😁
A 🧵
Akala ko may malaking flat screen tv sa massage room na to! Black mirror pla sya. 😅
At wait lang, makapagphotoshoot nga din sa sauna nila ala-Rabiya pose. Charot
Where am I? ✌️😁
Uso pa ba ang undies este Harana🎶
Hahaha
Ang presko talga netong mesh shirt from
@CoolMho
. Andaming bumabakat pag suot mo. Yes po pwede i-zoom. Haha. And yes po, isa to sa mga hoarded items ko from him.
Spa Review: Magnitude Wellness Spa
The before and after spa.
Address: Unit A-1 Guevent Bldg, 52 DM Guevarra St. Brgy Mauway, Mandaluyong City. Near California Garden Square.
Contact# 09772633654 Landline:865-23549
Open daily from 2pm to 2am.
SPAyong Kapatid:
(Spa newbies take note😁)
Typical pick up lines sa wet area if may gustong "makipagkaibigan" sa inyo<wink wink>:
"Done ka na sa massage?"
"How's your massage?"
"Sino therapist mo?"
Please lang. If nasarapan kayo sa masahe ng therapist nyo at di nyo maiwasang magkalat, pakiusap maglinis kayo pagsinabihan kayo ng thera na maglinis. Makisama naman kayo hindi yung paiiralin nyo kababuyan nyo.
If you happen to see me, wearing this red undie in a spa locker somewhere....just tap ng little butt and whisper "Resorts world Manilaaaahhh.." then i will give you a free, feels good, unforgetable and refreshing BJ......Buko Juice! Charot! 😂
TANONG NG BAYAN: Open po ba kayo
@infinity_spa_ph
spa kapag naimplement na ang GCQ?
Marami na po kseng gustong makabalik para sa mirror selfie.😁 Mirror selfie nga lang ba?🤭 Charot! 😂
Kahit SPAsting tayo ngayon...
Okay lang ba na magpost ako ng SPA REVIEWS pati narin ang FANTASTIC THERAPISTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM?
Pag may sampung nagcomment sige pag-iisipan ko. Charot! 😁
SPAyong Kapatid:
Minsan magugulat ka nalang na bubulungan ka ng thera ng "Resorts World Manilaaahh" kahit di ka naman satisfied sa masahe nya.
Focus nalang sa husay sa pagmasahe kse ung "linggam" offer nyo eh pwdeng makuha ng libre sa sauna. More than that pa minsan. 🤭 Lol
SPAyong Kapatid:
Para sa mga mahal nateng therapists, wag po naten pilitin ang client na magreview about you. Kusa nila gagawin yan basta pinaghusayan nyo at nasatisfied sila sa masahe nyo.
Di lang sila maingay sa twitter pero di nyo lang alam nirerecommend na pla kayo sa iba.😉
OMG! 😱 Punta na ko. Now na! 😂
But seriously, i made this artwork on behalf of my fellow spagoers as an symbol of our never-ending gratitude for your Excellent Customer Service and bringing the Community together. Thank you💛
@infinity_spa_ph
#InfinitySpa
#InfinitySpaKapitolyo
What a great surprise to kick-off the year! Thank you for this
#ManCaver
@Spadiktus1
. The artwork is currently displayed in the lounge of our Kapitolyo Branch. 💛🥂🎉
#InfinitySpa
It's amazing how Ely Buendia and his former band Eraserheads made such iconic songs that was turned perfectly into this musical. I'm in awe and gave me such goosies when they're all singing Huling El Bimbo in the end. Love it!
#HulingElBimbo
#Batang90s
#Eraserheads
SPAyong Kapatid:
Sensual massage ng mga spa are almost the same naman lahat. The only thing that makes it diff is how your thera efficiently execute the sequence. Kahit gano kabongga ang description ng massage pero ang thera waley, not sulit! So choose your therapist wisely!😁
Crowd sourcing:
May alam ba kayong barbershop na habang ginugupitan ka eh dinidikit ng barbero yung etet nya sayo? Tapos from chupet, napunta na sa chupa? Hahahahha gupit with ES. 🤣
Asking for a friend.
Friend ->
@juanTOOTen
SPAyong Kapatid:
If may dinedate kayo at gusto nyo maging jowa someday, WAG nyo dalhin sa spa.
Pero if gusto nyo makita ang rupok level nya......GO!!!!!
✌️😁
We got a new mirror in town! Take your mirrorfie, Southie!
Another
#ManCave
is soon to rise. This time, it's in the South. ✈️
Thank you
@infinity_spa_ph
for the opportunity of getting a glimpse on your new branch. I'm sure your
#Mancavers
are excited too!
#InfinitySpaBayArea
Apparently, may brave soul na nag-upload ng F/uccbois movie sa youtube. Eto nga ang sinasabe ko, bayad kayo ng bayad sa mga fraudsters eh may maglileak din naman ng full movie. Panoorin nyo na at baka ma-takedown pa yung vid sa youtube.
Mukhang wala masyadong nagpopost ng thirst trap ngayon ah. Teka let me fill that void. Charot!
Maisingit ko lang, ang mura at comfy talga ng betlog short by
@CoolMho
😊 Bestseller!
SPAyong Kapatid:
Di porket nasa spa, automatic parehas na kayo ng purpose. Kaya wag naman basta nalang pumasok sa shower kung di ka invited.
Sarap mo bangasan ng linyahan nung nag viral na "Respect gets begets!" Lol. Charot
SPAyong Kapatid:
If inuubo kayo wag na muna kayo lumabas at magpunta sa mga spa. Wag naten ilagay sa risk yung ibang tao at yung establishment. Dapat tulungan tayo at wag lang sarili naten ang isipin. Maraming Salamat!
Infinity Spa and the Apollo Experience💪
Nakakapanlumo na ang mga nangyayare ngayon so hayaan nyo po akong panandaliang maghatid ng entertainment and information within the Spa World. Char!
Lets just all pretend that there is no pandemic today, ok? 😊
#InfinitySpa
A thread..
Cool talga netong new shorts from
@CoolMho
😊 Sakto for Summer! Para sa mahilig mag bitch este beach! Feeling ko ako si David Hasselhoff ng Gaywatch este Baywatch. Lakas maka-lifeguard ang peg🤭 Who wants a mouth-to-mouth resus...resossy...rescusci...CPR na nga lang! Charot! 😅😂
SPA DIARY: An Unexpected Kilig
I thought kapag iihi nalang ako kikiligin, pero taena may nagpakilig saken sa isa sa spa visits ko (not your Kwentong Jollibee pero pwede ng advance Valentine Story😆)
#hopemed
#amistadspa
#waterleafspa
#nyspa
#InfinitySpa
Now Showing: Memoirs of a Gaysha, Gay ako, Gay sila, Gay tayong lahat...Geisha!!!😅 Charot!
Guess where I'm at? Bet ko tong mala-kimono robe nila🤭
Ang makahula bigyan ko muna ng 3 slow claps. Wala pa tayong pafreebies eh. ✌️😅
Spa review soon? 😁
SPAyong Kapatid:
KUDOS sa mga spa na may palibreng iced tea, cookies, at facemasks.
KUTOS naman sa bunbunan ng mga spagoers na nakuha pang mag take out ng cookies, facemasks, at nagdala pa talga ng tumbler for the iced tea!
Ang masaklap, nakuha pang mag complain? Nakakaloka!
SPAyong Kapatid:
Sensual Massage is different from Extra Service. Sensual massage was designed to give you blueballs while Extra Service was designed to make you explode. Charot!
Found these instant Laksa broth and noodles sa Supermarket. I just added toppings and voila! Meron ka ng sarili mong Laksa na lasang Bugis! Pramis!! 🥰🤤
Happy Valentine's day!😍
SPA TIPS:
No need to use your brand new perfume or baby cologne if papasok sa steam room or sauna. Nakakasuffocate gurl!! Naaamplify kse yung tapang ng amoy. Imbes na makarami ka nang.....friends baka magpulasan ang mga tao sa loob dahil di na sila makahinga😅
To my avid Followers and NON-FOLLOWERS(ayan may diin),
Again, hindi po ako madamot, pwede po kayo mag-DM if you have inquiries and i'll answer back. Hindi po ako snob. Just ask nicely.
Wag po yung ioobliga nyo ko sa comment section na ako mag-DM sa inyo kahit kaw may kelangan😊
Yung massage part na nasa ulunan mo si thera tapos nilalaro na nya ng matagal nipples mo ng ganyan....signal na nya yan na magjakol ka na.Ganyan ang ginagawa ng ibang thera sa decent spas, yung hindi spakol. I'm sure naexperience nyo narin yan.
#amistadspa
#hopemed
#nyspa
#IS
#WL
SPAdvisory: Mga confirmed OPEN na spa (as far as i know)
With steam and sauna
✅Infinity Spa
☑️Hopemed
☑️Amistad
No steam and sauna
☑️Alpha Massage
☑️Urban Refuge Spa
Waterleaf spa(pending confirmation from Ate Recep)
BONUS!!! Akala nyo maiinterview nyo na si Bongbong? Nevah!!! HHAHAHAAHA SHUTA TLGA PATI BA NAMAN DITO? DEBATE NA SANA WITH VP LENI KASO NADUWAG ATA! Charot!
#RosasSaDilim
Matagal na tong nakasave sa phone ko kaya ilalabas ko na. Kala nyo kayo lang may pic with
@vlad_castillo
sa infinity spa? Ayan oh inakbayan pa ko. 🤤
Thank you po sobrang bait nyo. 😁✌️
#InfinitySpa
#Mancavers
Alphanatics out there! I got a sneak peak of
@massage_alpha
new and bigger space! They have 11 rooms so mas marami ng maaaccomodate once they're fully operational. See you there!!😊
#Alphanatics
#AlphaMassage
The people behind the success of Infinity Spa deserves some treat! From the lovely ladies of Front Desk, to the friendly locker attendants, each provides Excellent Customer Service. Kudos and more power to
#InfinitySpa
SPAyong Kapatid:
Bawasan, if not, iwasan naten ang ingay sa wet areas kse meron namang Lounge for your juicy chikahan with your friends and acquaintance. 😊