Kyle @SonOfUhGunn Twitter profile

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Kyle

@SonOfUhGunn

11 months

This dude should be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom I’m dead fucking serious. He should run for president and do nothing but play this video.

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4 years

Boomers somehow managed to look worse than Gen Z on Spring Break

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5 years

Today was my last day at my job and I Irish goodbyed it. Said I was getting lunch, offered to bring something back, and just drove home.

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4 years

My youngest son didn’t know how to load a flintlock musket to defend himself from the Redcoats so I used this as an opportunity to teach him. A thread 1/56...

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4 years

Had no idea we had so many explosives experts on twitter who are also pandemic experts and finance experts. That communications degree from San Diego State really paying off.

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1 year

This was posted to Reddit and it’s the most accurate depiction of the Marine Corps I’ve ever seen.

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3 years

I am complete

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3 years

My girl kid (14) wants a station wagon for her first car, I have no idea why. We found a 1986 AMC Eagle in pretty good shape for $3,000 and goddammit I’m tempted. I mean…this is fucking sweet.

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4 years

Ellen Degeneres made me lick white dog shit when I was walking home from job interviews with my brother.

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2 years

Adult autograph seekers are the biggest losers in the entire universe

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

Before air conditioning how did people just not want to die every single day?

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

They didn’t even know they were supposed to be destroying them, this is just how they treat them normally

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2 years

We used to be civilized

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Some dude blew up 80 pounds of tannerite at a gender reveal. While that is badass, gender reveal parties are still stupid and nobody cares.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Just a periodic reminder that gender reveal parties are stupid and nobody gives a shit what your baby is going to be.

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Seeing all the hot takes after big news like this I try to imagine what many would be saying if the POTUS was of the other political party and made the same decision and how reactions might be different. It’s at that moment you realize most people are just partisan idiots.

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

@robdnoel Unfortunately it was just some lame ad from SAP.

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Do people realize that most of these assholes started this bullshit AFTER they made some money.

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@BusinessInsider

5 years

Productivity expert Tim Ferriss starts every day with meditation, tea, and exercise

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

This is why every publication needs a social media editor who isn’t a complete fucking idiot

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

My goodness. It’s beautiful.

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

@stoolpresidente “In reality I’m 5’4”, stand on my money now I’m 6’6”.” -Lil Uzi Vert -Dave Portnoy

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

A donut shop that sells guns is why I love this country so damn much

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

Shocking police brutality

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

So good

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

I want some crusty ass E-7 with six kids and three failed marriages, who has been to Iraqistan a 15 times in the last 18 years, who puts Jack in his coffee every day just to get through to fight this kid and knock his teeth out before the meth has a chance.

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

No the fuck they do not

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

I wish I loved anything more than middle-aged finance bros love hip hop.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

The conduct of our troops on the ground could not be more different than the conduct of our politicians. These young men and women will always bear the brunt of failed leadership.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

“So I own the GIF now?” “Yes.” “So nobody can use it right?” “No.” “Oh so I get paid royalties?” “No.” “Is this the only GIF of this?” “No.” “I’m sold. Will you take $50,000 for it?” “Yes.” And then we all got rich af

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Do all women have a sensor that goes off when their husband sits down or is it just my wife?

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Crypto analysts arriving at their price targets

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

Enlisted Marines have a saying. You may find it helpful. When something sucks, they look at each other and say: “Fuck this shit. Fuck 1stSgt. Fuck the CO. Fuck my recruiter that lying sack of dog shit. Fuck Captain Samuel Nicholas.” It’s an instant mindset shift

Teddy Mitrosilis

@TMitrosilis

1 year

Navy SEALs have a saying. You may find it helpful. When something sucks, they look at each other and say: "FULL BENEFIT" It’s an instant mindset shift. • Hiking and it starts pouring rain? • Driving and your car breaks down? • Working on a project and lost a draft? FULL

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Thought I’d gather a list of leaders, both elected and appointed, who’ve stepped up and assumed their share of the responsibility for what is happening in Afghanistan. Here they are:

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

Long $F on this video alone

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

Lots of people (suburban dads) think Spring is where nice lawns are made. That is false. It’s the fall. It’s fuckin go time.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Lady at the Ace Hardware asked me how I was doing today and I told her she was violating my HIPAA rights. Not today, you deep state mongrels, not today.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

I never thought that not being okay with a mob occupying the Capitol would get me labeled as a liberal but here we are.

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

ITS BEEN 19 FUCKING YEARS

Will Hurd

@WillHurd

4 years

Bringing US troops home from Afghanistan before the job is done is dangerous. American troops are making a difference. If we remove them, it could create a power vacuum for those looking to take advantage of the situation. Wrong move at the wrong time.

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

Is there any good argument against setting age limits for our elected officials?

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@SonOfUhGunn

7 months

As an enlisted dirt person this warms my heart. The only thing I’d have done different is not had the cots assembled and the sheets and pillows would still be on a truck and they’d have to offload them.

Gabrielle Caracciolo

@GabCaracciolo

7 months

The Rhode Island Convention Center is ready to welcome hundreds of midshipmen from the Naval Academy on Friday. They’ll be spending the night here before heading off to the Army-Navy Game @GilletteStadium . @NBC10

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@SonOfUhGunn

6 years

Wild. Dude cuts his arm off with a saw 17 years ago and tells people he’s a vet to get acting parts. Sounds like he’s gotten help since. Feel bad for the guy.

New York Post

@nypost

6 years

‘Better Call Saul’ actor admits to cutting off own arm, posing as war veteran

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

Made this charcuterie board. For sale $300

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Mackenzie definitely sends food back to the kitchen at Applebee’s

Mackenzie Kelly

@mkelly007

5 years

Today I witnessed men waiting for haircuts & a man giving “free haircuts” on pleasant valley & riverside. Haircuts = cosmetology = regulated in #Texas right? There’s something amiss here but I can’t put my finger on it. #atx @tdlrlicense is this ok? #homeless

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

This dude is a fucking loser.

David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈

@David_Leavitt

4 years

This @target manager Tori is not honoring the price of their items per massachusetts law

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Facebook should be nuked

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

I have died

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Kyle

@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

It’s hilarious that every four years we hear about how fucked up America is from people who want to run it and so they run it and then in another four years we hear how fucked up America is from people who want to run it and so they run it and then in another four years...

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

These people are the best Never gonna forget the folks in Bangor, Maine, who saw us off to Afghanistan. Two of the hands they shook would not return with the battalion. It is a powerful gesture.

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

Seeing lots of “we are gonna lose the next war” shit based on this. Mostly coming from the edgelord types. One, this shit isn’t new. Marines have been doing this back to 1775. Two, this is the sign of high morale and a cohesive unit, which is deadly to an enemy.

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

This was posted to Reddit and it’s the most accurate depiction of the Marine Corps I’ve ever seen.

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1 year

Most shocking thing I’ve seen in a while

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Speech is being delivered as if there was nothing in between immediate withdrawal or another 20 years of war. Like we couldn’t have done anything to avoid the situation in Kabul. I don’t buy it. And save your “5 minutes or 5 years more it would have been the same” garbage.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

No fucking chance Cardi B knew what Wayne’s World was before doing that commercial

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Oh my god

Riggs

@RiggsBarstool

5 years

HYPOCRISY! Bruins playoff fan cries assault days after violently assaulting Harvard-educated Blues fan

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

If Jackson had signed up for anything besides YouTube he’d know that these are Marine recruits about to complete swim qual. The animosity these people have for our military is so bizarre. And they’ll hide from service with complaints of “wokeism” because they’re cowards.

Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸

@jacksonhinklle

1 year

0% chance our military defeats Russia & China.

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1 year

“Go clean the Humvees.” “Fine but we’re gonna make it fabulous.”

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

Until the iPhone has a lighter on it I will not consider it truly innovative

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

I love how much Jon Stewart just doesn’t give a fuck about what people think of him. He’s also done more to advance first responder and veteran well-being than most anything else has for decades. It’s truly impressive.

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@cspan

1 year

Exchange between @jonstewart and @DepSecDef Kathleen Hicks on the defense budget: "I can't figure out how $850 billion to a department means that the rank and file still have to be on food stamps. To me, that's fucking corruption."

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1 year

Grandma’s Boy is criminally underrated.

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Middle school band concert tonight. Fuck these things. You sit there for two hours to watch your kid play an instrument for 10 minutes. I give zero shits about the other kids. I hear mine play the instrument all the damn time. Fuck middle school band concerts.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Today is a strange day. Normally on Monday mornings I’m recording @ZeroBlog30 with my friends which meant just hanging out & laughing at the shit they say, but not today. Took a great opportunity and had to leave ZBT. Huge thanks to @UncleChaps , @CaptainCons and @katebarstool

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

Gonna start one of those “do military training and be a man” grifts but it’s just completing online training for 10 hrs a day and then cleaning your room until 0300 so a 32 y/o with a 4th grade reading level can call you a failure cuz you had dust on a vent covered in black mold

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

No fucking way

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

Remember when Ford made a Special Vehicle Team version of the Contour?

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

The war in Afghanistan is old enough to enlist and fight itself.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Why is everyone freaking out? The plan was always to pull out all but 650 troops and shut down a large airfield and then weeks later send in 6,000 troops and shut down the embassy and use a small airfield with limited capabilities that leads to only 5,000 people getting out a day

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

If I’m murdered please don’t thank me for that.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

This is what a Magpie drunk off fermented apples looks like

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@SonOfUhGunn

2 years

Russia invaded a sovereign nation and most of the comments on the social pages I run are people fighting over the 2016 and 2020 elections

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

People are gonna watch this and honestly think the Corps is going soft. That scene in Jarhead exists for a reason. Marines have been doing this shit since Samuel Nicholas in 1775. It’s been passed down as our most hallowed tradition.

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1 year

This video of a guy doing a sucker punch prank and getting demolished is just wonderful.

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2 years

I love the internet

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3 years

Good morning

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3 years

My youngest son is a shithead

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@SonOfUhGunn

6 years

Took him forever to finish that. Definitely Air Force. It was probably a Mikes Hard Lemonade, too.

Zero Blog Thirty

@ZeroBlog30

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The greatest beer bong in military history

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4 years

Your quarantine name is your mothers maiden name and the last five of your social.

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

the good old days

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Imagine being Andrew Luck and having obese neckbeards who peaked in middle school call you a pussy because you’d rather enjoy your life than hate it.

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

When you lie on your resume and your new boss calls you out on it

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Oh no Anyway

Task & Purpose

@TaskandPurpose

3 years

Video purportedly showing Taliban pilots crashing a former AAF MD 500 helicopter in Afghanistan

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

It will be the coldest day in hell when a trust fund boy whose family profited off apartheid makes me feel guilty for working from home

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@CNBC

1 year

Elon Musk says work-from-home is "morally wrong" — here's why.

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4 years

Oldest boy had me cut all these tiny pieces out of scrap and wouldn’t tell me why. He made a duck.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Just a periodic reminder that gender reveal parties are stupid and nobody gives a shit what your baby is going to be.

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2 years

3/6 is gonna have a great week

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Veteran hiring initiatives are getting out of control.

Marine Corps Times

@Marinetimes

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Smugglers offer cash to Marines, sailors to work for them as drivers

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

Jk. All my children know how to defend themselves from those limey fucks. What did you think I was? An unfit father?!

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Found out a buddy from the Marines killed himself today. Father of two who just had his second kid. He was a good dude who did his time well. Not sure how to process it, but please, if you’ve got stuff going on and think you may need some help just go get it. This has gotta stop.

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Unbelievable Somebody is so desperate they’d rather their child be raised by strangers than be raised under Taliban rule. These Marines are also in an impossible spot but handling it with incredible professionalism. Our military is still what we believe it to be

Task & Purpose

@TaskandPurpose

3 years

Incredible footage. We have reached out to the Marine Corps for more detail and will follow up with a story if we get the answers

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

If you’re a 42 year-old man who is incessantly DMing and tagging military news pages on IG crying that the Army won’t let you enlist because you’re too fucking old when you sat your ass on the sidelines for 20+ years of war you should stop. Just saying for no particular reason.

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

The dudes in the bottom pic have actually been to war

Berkley’s Pops ™️

@BrandoAKing

4 years

Have a Good Friday

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

@colin_dunlap Colin linking this back to Barstool somehow

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

Powerful. Stunning. Brave.

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4 years

This ain’t no game. This is a lifestyle.

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4 years

Somewhere between “going outside will kill everyone” and “let’s carry AR-15s and hold hands” is a solution to this.

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@SonOfUhGunn

4 years

This fucking idiot.

Ross Gerber

@GerberKawasaki

4 years

Hearing some stuff. US forces should be going on high alert as we are clearly weakened and at risk with Trump at Walter Reed Hospital. This is a National Security issue and will remain fluid as this goes on. #coronavirus

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@SonOfUhGunn

5 years

Veterans Day is weird. I joined the Marines because that is what I wanted to do. America & her citizens are worth whatever tiny sacrifice I made. I got out a lot more than I put in. I’m fortunate for that opportunity. I miss it. Thank you for the sentiment. It’s appreciated.

Zero Blog Thirty

@ZeroBlog30

5 years

Happy Veterans Day to all of you who wore the cloth of our great nation and served her admirably. We appreciate your service. Enjoy today!

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

Twitter >>>>>

greg

@greg16676935420

3 years

Got him!

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@SonOfUhGunn

1 year

This isn’t new, or news. If you think this is a bad thing, go ahead and read about Cpl Cazares who enlisted as a non-citizen and gave his life on March 30, 2012. There are thousands more like him.

Marines salute fallen brother in Khan Neshin district

“It’s going to be a little quiet and boring the rest of the deployment now … without his jokes and all the other stuff he gets us into.”

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New York Post

@nypost

1 year

US military offers legal migrants path to citizenship amid recruiting shortfall

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@SonOfUhGunn

3 years

My girl kid was craving Vanilla Coke so she rode her bike to the grocery store about 1.5 miles away. Didn’t pay attention, came home with caffeine-free Diet Coke. Time for the talk about attention to detail and how her whole platoon could have died.

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Twitter should be more funny clips of comedians like Norm Macdonald and less whatever the fuck else is posted

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