There’s a direct correlation between the mess of a Roast Beef Po Boy and how fucking delicious it is. Tag’s in Chalmette is no exception to that. This is a work of art.
It’s French Quarter Fest in New Orleans. Snagged me some Cochon de lait Cracklin Nachos with pimento cheese queso from Kingfish. This city, man. This city.
I’ve lived in New Orleans for 10 years and owned my home here for 5. I’ve always boasted that the city has been so good to me and I’ve never experienced any issues.
That streak ends today. My house was broken into and completely ransacked last night. I am fucking fuming.
Niece and Nephew’s first time in New Orleans. Took them for Po Boys at Parkway and Mia ordered a cheeseburger. She has since been dismissed from the family.
Literally the only thing
@DeionSanders
could do at this point to make me love him more than I already do would be to bring back The Walrus. He did that and I’d donate to his statue tomorrow. You think I’m joking…
#SkoBuffs
@CUBarstool
@DNVR_Buffs
I have zero issues with
@BizNasty2point0
calling the Kraken “bottom feeders.” It’s a fact, period. 30th out of 32 in the league. We’re an expansion team building for the future but we also fucking suck. The fan base can say it but someone else can’t? Nah.
One of the things I love most about Mardi Gras is tourists doing shit like this then going home like “damn, Mardi Gras / NOLA is crazy!” No, Y’ALL are fucking crazy. You won’t catch us in the quarter up a pole. But we’ll record your ass real quick.
V mixed feelings about wrapping up
@netflix
’s Shadow and Bone. It was great from start to finish, didn’t want it to end.
Also,
@benbarnes
continues to land jobs playing some really fucking incredible roles. Well done.
#TomBradyRoast
key takeaways:
• Nikki Glaser and Tony Hinchcliffe murdered
• Someone check on Ben Affleck, that was fucking weird
• Kevin Hart got Belichick and Kraft to do a shot of tequila together
• Roast somehow only got better as it went on
I better see CPA fucking unhinged on Saturday. I’m talking Buoy head butting glass for 60 minutes after repelling from the roof on a razor scooter unhinged.
I’m thankful for the
@SeattleKraken
giving me an excuse to get into hockey. Especially now. Because outside of a couple of games, overall these NBA playoffs have been a dumpster fire. NHL is where it’s at, people.
BEFORE THE SERIES STARTED WE DID A PODCAST EPISODE WITH
@TellitAvsItIs
AND I CALLED KRAKEN IN 7. THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING DID IT!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Was fortunate enough to be invited to
@TerranceOsborne
’s gallery tonight for the unveiling of his 2022
@jazzfest
art as well as a commissioned piece. To say that the dude is talented is a vast understatement.
77 degrees in New Orleans, I’m standing in line for a precious Dong Phuong King Cake and I couldn’t be happier. We have arrived. Happy
#MardiGras
, y’all! See ya on the other side. 💜💚💛
I was fortunate enough to work on this project with
@BleacherReport
/
@brgridiron
/
@Mathieu_Era
to assist with families in New Orleans we could help on behalf of the Boys & Girls Clubs of SE Louisiana.
Here’s the official teaser. “The Landlord” debuts tomorrow. 🙏🏼❤️
Mannnnnnn. John Clayton was an OG NFL Insider. Loved his coverage of the league / Seahawks. Also, hands down best football commercial of all time. “Hey, Ma! I’m done with my segment!”
RIP to a legend.
NBD just
@StevieNicks
doing a tribute to Taylor Hawkins on an 85 degree day in New Orleans while I eat a Mango Freeze and a child blows bubbles at
@jazzfest
. Pure fucking magic. I’ve officially peaked.
Drove to Baton Rouge for LSU / Georgia. Put on gameday and first thing I see is a spotlight on
@RunRalphieRun
and
@Viska2live
.
So damn proud to be a Buff and best believe I’m rocking CU gear on LSU’s campus today.
#SKOBuffs
#ShoulderToShoulder
My friend grew her hair into a mullet during the off-season just so she could troll
@RycroftMark
in person. Their season tickets are right next to the broadcast booth. This is dedication.
#GoAvsGo
#SeaKraken
Had some friends in Boston today at Bruins / Pens. Spotted this fine young man donning a
#SeaKraken
sweater. Might be the bravest individual in all of Mass. Let’s hope he didn’t get jumped by any Southies 🙏 prayers up
Welcome to Snake and Jake’s, the best dive bar in the world. Where the bartender is a Harvard grad missing his front tooth wearing a corset and camo cargo shorts with a resident dog named Peeve who dons a glow stick necklace and rips shots of treats on command. Only in NOLA baby!
@NetflixIsAJoke
This wasn’t it. And Bert is the dude that will take his roasts to heart. You could see it on Tom’s face like “fuck, gonna have to be there for my guy later.” That Machine joke >>>
Met a couple from Washington at the Parthenon who were big Kraken fans and told ‘em about the pod. Repping for the
@SeattleKraken
in Greece.
#GrindDontStop
This is the only time I’ll publicly say anything regarding the shit going down with The Kraken Pod and then I’m moving forward (
@JeffJanuszek
probably won’t like this but whatever, sorry man).
Jeff’s a great dude. He’s also watched and played hockey for over 3 decades. He knows
Still cannot believe a stranger turned my wallet into the bar - untouched, on Bourbon street, at Lafitte’s, during Mardi Gras season. Waking up tomorrow and buying a lottery ticket.