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Pacific Northwest born. New Orleans living. Colorado Buffalo. Pop Culture obsessed. Writer. Podcaster. Creator of things.

Joined May 2011
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10 months
I somehow convinced the folks at @whereyatnola to let me write about 24-hour bars in New Orleans. The piece is out today. Check it out:
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In a star-studded finale that was riveting from start to finish, Meghann Fahy stole the whole damn show. Insane performance. #WhiteLotus
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Me: “May I have some wine?” Louisiana:
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Happy House of the Dragon day to all who celebrate. The show that, above all else, gave us a top 10 Twitter thread of all time. #HOTD
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Nebraska is so fucking insufferable, man. I don’t want to hear any Husker fans talking on Shedeur / the Buffs when their QB is a Mahomes try hard.
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@CultureCrave A garbage finale for us to sit on our hands for 2 years.
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Chris D’Elia prepping for his role in YOU
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The Elysian Bar was empty last night and I took advantage. Arguably the most beautiful bar in New Orleans.
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Talking to a New Orleans Detective: “This city is Gotham. With no Batman and a lot of Jokers.”
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@Sethrogen I read this while jerking off. At work.
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Bar said I get a free drink for Veteran’s Day. Took the finest Coors Light they had. Mountains were blue and everything.
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4 months
I’m too sober to be trapped in an elevator in this heat in New Orleans with Chewbacca I swear to god
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There’s a direct correlation between the mess of a Roast Beef Po Boy and how fucking delicious it is. Tag’s in Chalmette is no exception to that. This is a work of art.
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5 months
It’s French Quarter Fest in New Orleans. Snagged me some Cochon de lait Cracklin Nachos with pimento cheese queso from Kingfish. This city, man. This city.
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I’ve lived in New Orleans for 10 years and owned my home here for 5. I’ve always boasted that the city has been so good to me and I’ve never experienced any issues. That streak ends today. My house was broken into and completely ransacked last night. I am fucking fuming.
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@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake Holy fuck you got Blake Bortles
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Ebs OT goal. The iconic @JohnForslund call. The crowd pop. The #SeaKraken win. Seattle is a hockey town.
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Brennan’s Bananas Foster King Cake 🙏
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When the @SeattleKraken won game 7 in Colorado it was Kartye’s birthday. Tonight’s game 7 falls on Eberle’s birthday. Dad birthday energy >>>
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Shades of James Brown and Hendrix. This man @Jalibjo has soul and people need to pay attention.
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Just got a double whiskey ginger for $3. Paid with card, no minimum. And that’s why I still live in New Orleans.
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For context: I’m at a movie theater lmao god bless New Orleans
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@RSherman_25 Lots of fans who haven’t brother. #GoHawks and recover well / Happy Holidays!
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Niece and Nephew’s first time in New Orleans. Took them for Po Boys at Parkway and Mia ordered a cheeseburger. She has since been dismissed from the family.
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MARDI GRAS IS BACK
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Literally the only thing @DeionSanders could do at this point to make me love him more than I already do would be to bring back The Walrus. He did that and I’d donate to his statue tomorrow. You think I’m joking… #SkoBuffs @CUBarstool @DNVR_Buffs
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I miss Brandon Tanev
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If I ever have kids by accident I’m hiring Leah Hextall to narrate bedtime stories for them. They’ll be snoozing in no time.
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Is this the most united Buffs Twitter has ever been?! Some are saying. #SKOBuffs 🦬
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Mardi Gras going in hard on Aaron Rodgers
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Ran to grab lunch in the French Quarter today listening to the @DNVR_Buffs podcast and saw this dude in the wild. WE’RE EVERYWHERE, BABY! #SKO
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Starting the road trip vs ending the road trip
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I have zero issues with @BizNasty2point0 calling the Kraken “bottom feeders.” It’s a fact, period. 30th out of 32 in the league. We’re an expansion team building for the future but we also fucking suck. The fan base can say it but someone else can’t? Nah.
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Took a lil walk in New Orleans today
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@BarstoolBigCat Not having Shane show up as Trump in the cold open was the biggest atrocity
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One of the things I love most about Mardi Gras is tourists doing shit like this then going home like “damn, Mardi Gras / NOLA is crazy!” No, Y’ALL are fucking crazy. You won’t catch us in the quarter up a pole. But we’ll record your ass real quick.
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@PFTCommenter 100% not wearing pants
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V mixed feelings about wrapping up @netflix ’s Shadow and Bone. It was great from start to finish, didn’t want it to end. Also, @benbarnes continues to land jobs playing some really fucking incredible roles. Well done.
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#TomBradyRoast key takeaways: • Nikki Glaser and Tony Hinchcliffe murdered • Someone check on Ben Affleck, that was fucking weird • Kevin Hart got Belichick and Kraft to do a shot of tequila together • Roast somehow only got better as it went on
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I better see CPA fucking unhinged on Saturday. I’m talking Buoy head butting glass for 60 minutes after repelling from the roof on a razor scooter unhinged.
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@chrissyteigen make John carry your ass to bed like
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The energy at @ClimateArena is fucking insane. When the Kraken are a playoff team it’ll be the rowdiest barn in the league.
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@chrissyteigen Goddamn Beignet police out here. I live in New Orleans and my only thought was “those look good!”
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Happy Halloween from the Kraken House in New Orleans!
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Got a call from Boston as soon as the horn sounded. First words: “Holy shit. You guys are serious.” What a fucking win.
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I’m thankful for the @SeattleKraken giving me an excuse to get into hockey. Especially now. Because outside of a couple of games, overall these NBA playoffs have been a dumpster fire. NHL is where it’s at, people.
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@CultureCrave Netflix finally green-lit something we can all look forward to
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I’m audibly laughing at what the Kraken are doing right now
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BEFORE THE SERIES STARTED WE DID A PODCAST EPISODE WITH @TellitAvsItIs AND I CALLED KRAKEN IN 7. THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING DID IT!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Was fortunate enough to be invited to @TerranceOsborne ’s gallery tonight for the unveiling of his 2022 @jazzfest art as well as a commissioned piece. To say that the dude is talented is a vast understatement.
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77 degrees in New Orleans, I’m standing in line for a precious Dong Phuong King Cake and I couldn’t be happier. We have arrived. Happy #MardiGras , y’all! See ya on the other side. 💜💚💛
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Bub’s in Mid City. Satisfies every time. This one is for all my fellow burger whores out there.
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France or New Orleans? Stepped into a time portal last night at @lacrepenanou
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I was fortunate enough to work on this project with @BleacherReport / @brgridiron / @Mathieu_Era to assist with families in New Orleans we could help on behalf of the Boys & Girls Clubs of SE Louisiana. Here’s the official teaser. “The Landlord” debuts tomorrow. 🙏🏼❤️
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Tyrann Mathieu is giving back to his hometown of New Orleans by helping families affected by the pandemic. ‘The Landlord’ debuts tomorrow @Zelle
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Deion Sanders in Boulder doing food reviews. My worlds have collided. #SkoBuffs
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Coach Prime reviews The Buff “The chicken needed a little more seasoning” 😂😭 @DeionSandersJr @DeionSanders
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@ArtButSports @WorldWideWob @PelicansNBA Best twitter account ever made the dude just doesn’t miss
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To all the people that are traveling for pleasure when the rest of us are sacrificing so we can reopen the country ASAP: go fuck yourself.
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Jeff Goldblum is 71 years old and still has unparalleled swag. No one stands a chance.
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@KirkHerbstreit @CollegeGameDay Welcome back to Boulder, Kirk. You and the crew are killing it.
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Mannnnnnn. John Clayton was an OG NFL Insider. Loved his coverage of the league / Seahawks. Also, hands down best football commercial of all time. “Hey, Ma! I’m done with my segment!” RIP to a legend.
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NBD just @StevieNicks doing a tribute to Taylor Hawkins on an 85 degree day in New Orleans while I eat a Mango Freeze and a child blows bubbles at @jazzfest . Pure fucking magic. I’ve officially peaked.
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Beware of alligators tickling the ivories in New Orleans. Just walked up on one playing the Interstellar theme for his TikTok.
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First time in my life I’ve ever had a team that’s my own to root for in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday.
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BEERS FOR BENIERS BABY LET’S FUCKINGGGGG GOOOOOOO! 🍻
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If you're looking for a potential turning point in the season, this was it. Thank you, @Mariners . I'll remember this game for a long time.
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Drove to Baton Rouge for LSU / Georgia. Put on gameday and first thing I see is a spotlight on @RunRalphieRun and @Viska2live . So damn proud to be a Buff and best believe I’m rocking CU gear on LSU’s campus today. #SKOBuffs #ShoulderToShoulder
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@Mariners @AlaskaAir Give us the gift of new ownership
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10 years
Let's be real, the 4th of July brings out the worst in most everyone. Cool American flag shorts bro tell me again how many shots you've had.
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@BillSimmons This is the best fucking thing Netflix has ever done. How does it keep getting better with time?!
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@garysheffield @TimTebow stop, just stop. Undeserved. So many players fighting for big leagues, uses celebrity to get tryouts. #GoAwayTebow
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@Mariners I know it’s early but imma need the boys to figure shit out quick
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My friend grew her hair into a mullet during the off-season just so she could troll @RycroftMark in person. Their season tickets are right next to the broadcast booth. This is dedication. #GoAvsGo #SeaKraken
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To the people criticizing Ray Rice's wife, she's the VICTIM of a brutal attack. Stop. People like you are reason victims stay silent. Jesus.
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I gave into the peer pressure. Midnight on a school night?! Doesn’t matter. BEERS FOR BENIERS, BABY! How about those #SeaKraken boys?!
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Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure
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About to fly to Calgary, walk in the Saddledome, and just start throwing haymakers
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Had some friends in Boston today at Bruins / Pens. Spotted this fine young man donning a #SeaKraken sweater. Might be the bravest individual in all of Mass. Let’s hope he didn’t get jumped by any Southies 🙏 prayers up
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#SeaKraken 1st period summed up
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@Mariners @M_Hanny17 @ADeSclafani If we’re going purely off of vibes the Mariners are crushing
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Welcome to Snake and Jake’s, the best dive bar in the world. Where the bartender is a Harvard grad missing his front tooth wearing a corset and camo cargo shorts with a resident dog named Peeve who dons a glow stick necklace and rips shots of treats on command. Only in NOLA baby!
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Bud’s Broiler just might be the GOAT. I’d put them up against anyone. Double patty, dressed, and hickory sauce always. Burger whores, unite!
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@ArizonaFBall Goddamnit. We deserve all of this.
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Mondays in New Orleans.
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@NetflixIsAJoke This wasn’t it. And Bert is the dude that will take his roasts to heart. You could see it on Tom’s face like “fuck, gonna have to be there for my guy later.” That Machine joke >>>
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@espn We’re still doing this? Y’all really need that engagement tonight.
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Drove past 2 people on a morning run omw to buy a dozen donuts for Gru. Idiots.
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Met a couple from Washington at the Parthenon who were big Kraken fans and told ‘em about the pod. Repping for the @SeattleKraken in Greece. #GrindDontStop
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@Mariners We are so fucking back. What a dub.
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@CarlyFiorina whoever told you this tweet was a good idea needs to be fired.
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This is the only time I’ll publicly say anything regarding the shit going down with The Kraken Pod and then I’m moving forward ( @JeffJanuszek probably won’t like this but whatever, sorry man). Jeff’s a great dude. He’s also watched and played hockey for over 3 decades. He knows
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**Googles Maya Angelou quote to share with followers despite never paying her much attention until her death like everyone else today**
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Still cannot believe a stranger turned my wallet into the bar - untouched, on Bourbon street, at Lafitte’s, during Mardi Gras season. Waking up tomorrow and buying a lottery ticket.
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Purple drink in the French Quarter. See y’all on the other side.
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Waited my whole life for this shit. We ready baby. #BeersForBeniers
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@Coach2Bless @CUBuffsFootball @DeionSanders The best recognizing the best, always room for growth #SKO
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@BlueJays @MLB I hate how much I love this
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