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Evan 🐍

1 year

sure, messi has played in front of spanish and french ultras, some of the most passionate national team fans in the world, and more. but he’s never heard “sucks” screamed after his name at 7:02 in delco.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

5 months

this video is from the first Obama administration.

𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥

@thecasualultra

5 months

When you think you've seen enough on the internet.. here are the Seattle Sounder's Ultras! One of the most incredible fan cultures in the US! 🇺🇸👀

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

8 months

this year is gonna be insufferable for us fans of the other 28 clubs

Major League Soccer

@MLS

8 months

Alba to Suarez to Busquets to Messi to Busquets to Messi. They're just getting warmed up. 👀 📺

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

Messi scoring in Chester, PA to cut it to 6-2

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

any other club does this and it’s 2 years without fans at home games I swear

Favian Renkel

@FavianRenkel

9 months

The 3252 came to fight! #LAFC #MLSCupPlayoffs #MLS

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

BREAKING: Philadelphia Union will not join the European Super League, a source confirms.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

5 months

dante vanzier has the most assists in the league through 6 games. for more information google “dante vanzier 6 games”

New York Red Bulls

@NewYorkRedBulls

5 months

We’re not crying, you are 🥹

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

Fabrizio Romano, who has 19 Million followers, just updated us on the contract extension of Chris Donovan, our 4th choice striker. Chris Donovan played 4 years at Drexel and makes about the league minimum of ~$70k.

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

9 months

🔵🟡🇺🇸 Understand Chris Donovan has agreed to sign new deal with Philadelphia Union for 2 more years. It will be valid until 2025 with option to extend until 2027. 2026 is an automatic extension if the player meets certain goals. He’s staying at his home club. 🏡

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

after a successful protest, Matt Miazga will no longer be suspended for MLS Cup.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 years

if you ever received a free loaf of bread leaving a Union game, this weekend is for you.

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

Philadelphia Union allowing Supporters Group Members to have an exclusive shot at tickets before public. bravo.

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@SoB_Evan

9 months

two minor mls changes that i’m very happy with: - referees will now announce VAR decisions to the stadium - in-stadium displays will now show stoppage time, instead of stopping at 90:00

MLS Communications

@MLS_PR

9 months

Major League Soccer Board of Governors Approves New Sporting Initiatives Ahead of 2024 Season

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 years

this one is my perception based on watching and going to games as well as social media

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@SoB_Evan

3 months

this place is unbelievable

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@SoB_Evan

6 months

this isn’t even a foul.

Inter Miami CF (Burner)

@miamifutbolmls

6 months

Disgusting.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

shamelessly selling a kit he won’t wear for them

Major League Soccer

@MLS

9 months

Pink suits you nicely, @LuisSuarez9 . Grab his @InterMiamiCF jersey now! 👉

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

do not scratch your eyes, that is really chris donovan on an advertisement next to lionel messi

Leagues Cup

@LeaguesCup

1 year

47 entered. 4 remain. Only 1 can walk away victorious... who will it be? #LeaguesCup2023 🐐🐍🎸🤠

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 years

happy ccl to all who celebrate

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

1 year

as promised, MLS atmospheres ranked short explanation in thread, please read before yelling at me.

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10 months

@_bengelo_ BEN😭

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

I really want to hate LAFC after all that’s happened, but my god they are setting the standard every week.

LAFC Rich 🏆

@LAFCrich

1 year

This. Is. Los Angeles. #LAFC

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

i’ve been laughing at this graphic for way too long

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

me and the homies chanting “who are ya” when messi goes to take a corner

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 years

@espn ME WHEN THE UNION GET MENTIONED BY A REAL NETWORK #DOOP

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

the most underrated part of the messi to miami deal: selling one home game each season to pay for your season ticket

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

1 year

how did the union play last night?

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@SoB_Evan

7 months

here’s my 2024 mls kit ranking best league-wide kits as a whole in memory.

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

the philadelphia union just purchased carranza for 8% of what Miami paid for him… 8 PERCENT.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

so have a dozen other mls teams :)

B/R Football

@brfootball

9 months

Inter Miami have already sold out of season tickets for the 2024 season. Can't imagine why 👑

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

JIM CURTIN IS QUOTING MEEK MILL WE ARE WINNING THE QUADRUPLE

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@SoB_Evan

11 months

Jakob Glesnes *correctly* stands up for Ale. this has the potential to get really ugly, really fast. Alejandro Bedoya is and forever will be one of the club’s biggest legends, he deserves to be treated as such.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

1 year

unbelievable that the would copy lafc, who invented having fans

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

1 year

This Dragon Ball Z tifo from Wydad fans is too cool 👏🤩 (via @LaaHype )

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@SoB_Evan

7 months

doing this shit in preseason is so corny 😭

FC Cincinnati

@fccincinnati

7 months

Goal 2: Boooop

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

@PhilaUnion99 he won’t wear the jersey they’re selling because Miami gets a new home kit before the season starts….

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

10 months

if we got outplayed and lost i’d be fine, I expected it. that’s an absolute disgrace.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 years

this was meant for like 7 people cause I was bored but now 200 people are yelling at me

Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 years

this one is my perception based on watching and going to games as well as social media

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

9 months

- complains about teams who didn’t win trophies getting spots - claims a runner up should get one

LAFC 𝕏

@LAFC_X

9 months

This is such a terrible CCC qualifiers list. Leagues Cup THIRD PLACE?? And no MLS Cup runner up is CRAZY!! Fuck you thinking CONCACAF? So upsetting LAFC don’t qualify being runners up and western conference champions.

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

this is the worst take possible. st kitts qualified by beating the opposition in front of them and now has a historic opportunity to play a major tournament. so happy for them.

Tactical Manager

@ManagerTactical

1 year

It's such a shame that the Gold Cup still has amateur teams playing. 🇰🇳 is not a pro team, seriously.

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@SoB_Evan

10 months

“catered towards the upper class” it is quite literally 1/4 the price of sunday ticket, free for 25% of people through season tickets and t-mobile, and has 10x as much content as its competitors.

Zack Smith

@ZachawySmiff

10 months

Let’s talk streaming first: In 2023, Apple secured a $2.5 billion, 10-year worldwide deal with MLS. Very few games came free and this put the league and most of its games behind on a paywall and hosted on a service that’s overwhelmingly catered towards the upper class.

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

6 months

markus anderson has played less than 90 minutes for this club and is fully taunting fans I love it

Jimmy King

@Jimmyking35

6 months

Union’ go in the road, in their 4th of 5 games in 14 days, tons of rotation in the squad, facing a halftime deficit for the FOURTH STRAIGHT GAME to start the 2024 season, and they STILL earn a point THIS TEAM WONT QUIT! #DOOP

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 months

big DP slot now open for the Dems this window.

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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@SoB_Evan

5 months

SEVEN UNBEATEN (FIVE AWAY FROM HOME) THREE WINS IN A ROW ONLY UNBEATEN TEAM IN MLS 2ND IN THE EAST WITH A GAME IN HAND VAMOS PHILADELPHIA

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

@SportsCenter @Phillies @Eagles @NHLFlyers

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

Philadelphia Union to the Prem. Called It.

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

MLS Cup 2022 substitutes: Philadelphia - Chris Donovan LAFC - Gareth Bale

⭐️ Shoulder 2 Shoulder: LAFC Podcast

@lafcs2s

1 year

It helps when you can bring in multi-million dollars subs vs academy kids 🤷‍♂️

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

how many death threats do until it’s a genuine safety concern?

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@SoB_Evan

9 months

CINCY FANS ARE CRYING FOR OFFSIDE LMAOOOOOOOO

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@SoB_Evan

9 months

this is a great idea until any team has to play in Toronto/Montreal/Minnesota

MLS Moves

@MLSMoves

9 months

Now its your turn @MLS to go to the European calendar

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

1 year

a nice bright spot to see the player that’s been on the verge of leaving for years say stuff like this Kai has been our best player this year with absolutely no debate. i’d be willing to use a 4th DP spot on him.

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@SoB_Evan

9 months

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

FOX Soccer

@FOXSoccer

9 months

Take a look back at Ilie Sánchez's match-winning PK that sent LAFC to the promised land 🏆 Will the 2023 MLS Cup become the third straight final decided by PKs?

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@SoB_Evan

7 months

First Goal Conceded in 2023: Glesnes OG 28’ First Goal Conceded in 2024: Glesnes OG 28’

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

THERE IS SIMPLY NO WAY

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Evan 🐍

@SoB_Evan

2 years

I AM READY TO GET HURT AGAIN #FLYEAGLESFLY

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@SoB_Evan

7 months

time for real football

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

for anyone who forgot losing finals > not getting to finals 0 debate.

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

@LUFC THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLL

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@SoB_Evan

8 months

@OfficialVizeh he’s playing like this now. crazy what happens when a guy isn’t played out of position.

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

@BigGameBoomer i’ll take this beauty over a tiger any day

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@SoB_Evan

6 months

just so we’re clear when we’re winning = ccl is the most prestigious tournament on earth when we’re losing = the schedule congestion is a nightmare, focus on the league

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@SoB_Evan

5 months

time to have a conversation…

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@SoB_Evan

8 months

semi-annual reminder that Seba watched MLS Cup from the middle of the away end, not a box or suite.

Philadelphia Union

@PhilaUnion

8 months

Happy birthday to our club leader in goals and assists, @SebastienLeToux ! #DOOP

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

UNION WIN RED BULL LOSE NYCFC LOSE LAFC LOSE VAMOS

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@SoB_Evan

5 months

stays til 18 and a huge sell-on. absolutely best case scenario for the Union.

Tom Bogert

@tombogert

5 months

BREAKING: Manchester City & Philadelphia Union have agreed to terms on a deal for US wonderkid Cavan Sullivan, sources say. He stays in Philly until age 18 Sullivan, 14, finalizing richest homegrown deal in MLS history. Union keep big sell-on w/ @SamLee

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

Luton Town have just won the Championship play-off final. This is their away end. Incredible to think this ground will be in the Premier League next season.

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@SoB_Evan

1 month

@dejuanszn I feel like the Revs have half of the team made up of that guy

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

@Black_Ocelot @Ranting_Trans as a progressive soccer fan, stay away from any account with soccer in it. 99/100 times it’s not a good idea.

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

THERES A KID HERE IN A FULL MESSI KIT LIKE SOCKS AND ALL WHOSE GONNA TELL HIM

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

after stealing Medujanin, Noonan, Albright, Gaddis, Santos, Powell and our fucking e-sports guy: cincy are gonna lose a game 3-3 on pens and become the philadelphia union at last

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

YOU READ THAT RIGHT

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

@brfootball @PhilaUnion WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE

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@SoB_Evan

8 months

I just wanna talk…

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2 years

@LUFC

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

@MLS Gazdag had 32 G+A. THIRTY TWO.

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@SoB_Evan

2 years

club built by fans for fans > money #doop

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@SoB_Evan

7 months

this was one of the happiest moments of my life. end of conversation.

FOX Soccer

@FOXSoccer

7 months

We're Jack Elliott (𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄) days away from the start of 2024 @MLS season #DOOP

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@SoB_Evan

7 months

i've seen enough, $100M or don't even pick up the phone

Philadelphia Union II

@PhilaUnionII

7 months

Pops → Cav 🔥 First Union II minutes for Cavan Sullivan were somethin’ else #DOOP

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@SoB_Evan

3 months

one of the best signings in Union history is on to bigger and better things. thank you, king julian 👑 🫡

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

3 months

🚨🔴⚪️ Julián Carranza to Feyenoord, here we go! Understand deal has been agreed with Philadelphia Union. Personal terms already agreed, club to club deal now in place — working on documents. New forward for Feyenoord. 🇦🇷

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

no promises at all but gonna try to get max amount of tix and sell to union fans at face value, hope others do the same.

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@SoB_Evan

10 months

context aside: two philadelphia union products are facing each other in the bundesliga this week.

Eintracht Frankfurt

@eintracht_us

10 months

From the city of Brotherly Love, the Aaronson’s will face off this weekend as the Eagles head to Berlin to take on @fcunion_en . 🦅🇺🇸 🔜 #FCUSGE | #SGE

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2 years

Philadelphia in 2022/23 ⚾️ Phillies reach World Series 🏈 Eagles reach Super Bowl ⚽️ Union reach MLS Cup Final + Qualify for Champions League 🏀 Sixers currently 2 Seed in East It’s a Philly Thing.

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5 months

11/15 points from this stretch is absolutely unbelievable.

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

depressed sixers fan? tired of your team lacking hustle, grit, and motivation in the biggest games? dreading a long offseason? there’s a team in town with 4 home games in the next 3 weeks.. oh yeah, and they actually care about this city.

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@SoB_Evan

11 months

GAZDAG UHRE CARRANZA ALL SCORING IN 10 MINS

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

i’m happy to criticize this team when deserved. that second half was the best soccer i’ve seen from the Union in ages. jim made the right subs, wagner and gazdag created like a dozen chances. CCL spot up for grabs at home, and a chance to finish 3rd out of 47 teams

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

riqui puig has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time

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1 year

Rumored #DOOP singing Tai Baribo has said goodbye to his current club on instagram. Medical supposedly took place on Sunday, meaning that Baribo could be announced as early as today.

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@SoB_Evan

1 year

Atlas fans in the span of 3 hours: - called Blake racial slurs - referred to union players as homophobic slurs - made numerous 9/11 jokes - made multiple death threats towards Gazdag for scoring i’m sure I missed some, this is just what came up first on the timeline

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@SoB_Evan

11 months

his time in our midfield being up isn’t a debate, but Bedoya leaving or retiring on anything short of the best terms is a failure of this club.

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@SoB_Evan

5 months

a bit of a random thought: I feel like players run straight to Jim after scoring all the time. (Flach in Playoffs, Glesnes at ATL, etc.) does that show an immense appreciation towards the manager or am I reaching?

Philadelphia Union

@PhilaUnion

5 months

The volley that kept us undefeated 😮‍💨 #DOOP

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@SoB_Evan

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and who said our leagues cup support wasn’t that good??

Kamala HQ

@KamalaHQ

17 days

Democratic National Convention chants “UNION YES! UNION YES! UNION YES!”

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1 year

very few things on earth can make this fan base ignore a performance that bad a Jose Martinez wonder goal is one of those things.

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@SoB_Evan

5 months

Watching Mikael Uhre try to finish 1v1

quynh-anh

@quinnsreads

5 months

what do you think is harder than this?

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2 years

I hate gareth bale more than any human

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1 year

cory burke’s contextless instagram story this morning:

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3 months

too tired to elaborate, but Charlotte FC have something really cool going on here. can’t recommend the away day enough. also by far the nicest fans i’ve met in this league.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.