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@SmuggestSage

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my name nep. dumb idiot chained by the neck to stb post patch. playing a weird lizard tribunus from the XIIth. asahi blorbification expert. 21+||minors DNI pls

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Joined May 2022
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A Thread of All the Times I Have Drawn Asahi (goal: 1,000,000 Asahis by 8.0)
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babe are you ok you've barely sexualized your irredeemable fucked up evil villain guy today
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biblically accurate urianger
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侑哉@7.0済
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これはママみの最高峰でしょ 肩幅すげぇけど
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me: *dies* some fuckass healer with the title domitrix: 𝓾𝓱 𝓸𝓱! 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝕊𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕆ℕ𝔼 made a 🎀 𝐹𝒰𝒞𝒦𝐼𝒯𝒴 𝒲𝒰𝒞𝒦𝐼𝒯𝒴❣ 🎀 𝓎🏵𝓊𝓇 ♥LIFE♥ ♥INSURANCE♥ 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝔗ℌℑ𝔖 Đм m𝔢 𝒇ᵒᖇ 𝒻€𝔼𝕋 ρ𝐢ℂŜ <se.6>
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CAN SOMEONE GET THEIR KID FROM THE GOLD SAUCER
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me when its 5pm and i havent had a little snack yet
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>a land that's always sunny ...THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT
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Been really into Etsy witch reviews lately
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I'VE NEVER PLAYED FF7 BUT WHY DO THE XIV CHAT SETTINGS EXAMPLES DO CLOUD SO DIRTY IS HE ACTUALLY THIS PATHETIC....
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how the fuck is bozja optional content. this shit is its own expansion.
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Someone who doesn't play xiv what do you think the budget for this game is
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no. healers should not dps. healers should not mitigate. healers should not heal. never ask me for anything. go fuck yourself.
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Liffeh 🥀💚
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dawntrail really needs to hurry up, the content drought is starting to take it's toll
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MY FRIEND SPOTTED THIS IN THE WILD IM SDIDNDNS,DMMGF
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HEWWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the ban wave has ceased........and we have been blessed with another beautiful day.......but my oomfies are not here to see it.................
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the people who finished DT before early access is even over will be the ones complaining about a content drought next year, trust
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JUST HAD THE ROULETTE OF ALL TIME W A GUY WHO WAS PISSED THT WE WERE AT GEAR 650 INSTEAD OF 660 THEN ATE RAID FOOD AND POTTED?????? IN LUNAR SUBTERRANE!??!?!
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Oh I just know this is 9/11 for annoying people
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"mY LoRd i'M tRyInG tO iNteRcEpT tHe WaRriOr oF LiGhT buT i CrAshEd tHe 2003 GarLeAn HoNdA CiViC aGaiN"
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this is real it happened to a friend of mine
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Memes to Show Your Cat
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why do you know the things that you know
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IVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE HE'S REAL
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DAWNTRAIL 7.0 LEVEL 90 QUEST SPOILERS!!!!! . . . . HOLY SHIT WHOS THAT WITH TURAL TSA
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please stop sharing memes at the convocation meeting
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no way
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@Bramhill
Peter Bramhill
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Than-Clive, are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin ‘Twas the night before Christmas when…..🎄⭐️❄️ @The_Ben_Starr #finalfantasy #ffxiv #ffxvi #thisisthancred
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getting up in the morning since i turned like 22
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Venat was right btw, not bc of the whole greater good or inevitable outcomes thing but bc one time I saw this fanart of her w her tits out and I decided she was probably always right
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why are we surprised there's a futuristic thing in dawntrail...arr went from isekai to garlean castrums and robots, hw went from dragons to floating tech empire, stb had massive garlean military shit again, shb had new york city underwater, we went to SPACE IN A SPACESHIP IN EW
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holy shit the benchmark looks so good
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liking women in xiv is like oh minfilia is nice ah shes dead but ysayle is nic- ah, but yotsu- hm. fordola's-- oh they wrote her out, but zero.......ah
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men will literally suffer dissociative amnesia, fight hallucinations of gods before accepting their identity as said god to defeat the manifestation of their guilt instead of going to therapy
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Holy shit the devs are insane
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it's insane to me the mentality of xiv players who get mad about sprouts watching cutscenes or not minmaxing roulettes or whatever. how much do you have to play this game to feel like 15 seconds of extra time in a dungeon is an actual affront to you......the grass....touch it...
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"WAH dawntrail is so boring these cutscenes are so boring!!!" show me your TikTok daily screentime now.
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>convocation of 14 >12 seats yet another ancient L
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echoes of a fallen star
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clearer view of the convocation room because it really is pretty
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if this isn't the first cutscene I'm dropping the game
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"They better not bring back zenos-" I want him back, I want Asahi back, I want yotsuyu back, minfilia, moenbryda, let's get papalymo, yda, fucking louisoix all drinking pina coladas and getting fucked up at a Margaritaville I don't care anymore I don't play this game for plot tf
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come to eureka we have
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is this what dragoon mains see when queueing in
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Idk why everyone's drawing zenos at Burger King but I agree #ffxiv
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Hydaelyn sundering the world not in spite of but because of her boundless love. Meteion singing the song of oblivion because of the overwhelming pain of loss that can only be felt because of having known love. My apocalyptic empath girlies you will always be famous
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SIDURGU AND THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD
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normalize not being a tar pit under people's art for no reason please learn to read a room
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Seeing people getting attacked for correctly pointing out that a lot of the loudest hate for Wuk Lamat has ties to Racism/Transphobia/Misogyny really is just reinforcing the point. If you're that angry about someone pointing out a problem in the community, you're part of it lol.
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AITA for turning my (27M) stepsister (32F) into a pseudo-god in order to sabotage the newfound peace between Doma and the Empire? My extremely attractive boss (26M) said it was a good idea.
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can i reply to whitewashed koanas and erenvilles w this item
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Basically people are rightfully mad bc an artist who uses a lot of AI was promoted as one of the ones doing content for a contest, so they removed that artist. Which is good. Backlash and outrage about AI works☝️☝️☝️🔥🔥🔥
@FF_XIV_JP
FINAL FANTASY XIV/FF14
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日頃よりファイナルファンタジーXIVをご愛顧いただきありがとうございます。 この度のキャンペーンにおきまして、起用した特定の漫画家様のキャンペーン投稿により、一部の方に不快な思いを抱かせてしまう結果となりましたこと、お詫び申し上げます。誠に申し訳ございません。
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@Go0Oseng
고셍
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#트레틀 트레틀 배포합니다!! 마음껏 사용하셔도 됩디다!
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Ppl who don't like the stormblood villains are BORING!!!!! Zenos is SO COOL and has a FASCINATING CHARACTER ARC!!! Yotsuyu has a COMPELLING STORY and MOTIVATION Asahi
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WHERE TAIL GO
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its so great to replay stormblood ng+ from the beginning just the way i remember
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🌸TSUKUYOMI MINION AND STORMBLOOD OST GIVEAWAY🌸 The details of this are below, but TLDR anyone in North America is eligible for the cd with free shipping, anyone anywhere is at least eligible for the minion! RT to enter! Must be following, but new followers are ok 😈😈 ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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We did it guys. Final fantasy is over. We're free. Time to go outside.
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hope this helps!
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Persephius™ @ hiatus 
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you! show me how you draw g'raha! yes, yes
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Ur walking through ul dah and see two au ra getting freaky dangling from a wall like this wyd
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Guys I'm done datamining it's not tural at all they tricked us it's stormblood 2 it was stormblood 2 all along Zenos is back Asahi is a scion lyse is definitely there
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it is truly another day on twitter !
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Miqo wols @ erenville this expansion
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Friendship!
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of all the npcs who should be at the club he should be at the club the most
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FF14 Fun Facts 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Jullus pyr Norbanus is a 21 year old Garlean who labored to serve his country from an early age. With almost limitless military potential, he earned the title of an officer of the 1st Legion all but recently.
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@SmuggestSage good!!! walk
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im not an emet selch guy but something abt "where you walk, my dearest friend, fate shall surely follow" kinda gets me. his love for his long gone friend is so sincere and ever present. man.
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the wol during heavensward
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xiith legion twitter
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I think there should be au ra npcs stuck to the walls of ul'dah
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is this anything
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People hate stormblood because it doesn't feed their universally beloved hero power fantasy where everyone who hates the wol is wrong and bad and therefore sees the error of their ways or dies by the end send tweet
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i joke abt xiv hating women a lot but im so serious when i say xiv women villains intended to be seen as redeemed by the end of their arcs are always punished so much more than their male counterparts for equal or lesser sins im going to be an insane person about this forever
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zenos' transcendent moment: fighting to the death, turning into a dragon, killing himself wol's transcendent moment: borgor
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touch starved but for physical violence
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EVERY TIME ERENVILLE SMILES A STAR IS BORN AN ANGEL GETS ITS WINGS ASAHI GETS PREGNANT A FLOWER BLOOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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please make erenville a scion so the dev team fixes the lighting for dark skinned wols im begging on my knees
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OK GUYS U CAN STOP PRETENDING TO BE EXCITED ABT THE TSUKUYOMI MINION NOW THE REAL GIVEAWAY IS STARTING‼️‼️‼️ 🌸FUCKED UP STORMBLOOD GUYS GIVEAWAY🌸 🌸rt to enter 🌸will ship free within the us 🌸comment which one you want Ends in a week good luck ik u want them
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sometimes i think abt how yotsuyu was still herself after becoming tsukuyomi and how the only other example we see of this is ysayle, explained because she has the echo. yotsuyu echo haver. you cannot convince me out of this🫡
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If Twitter can't handle my hot take that women in xiv deserve better, it definitely can't handle pointing out the fact that there's an insane amount of sex crimes/ assault in ARR-HW and there's not one case where the victim isn't a woman
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I feel like au ra should b able to shoot blood from their eyes like those one lizards but i dont think non au ra wols would have survived the naadam
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they hate to see a silly lizard winning🦎🔥🔥🔥
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Anyway happy pride
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ellis 👻
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save me blonde bisexual man
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Do u think Emet-Selch had places like Amaurot on other shards. Hidden away in the depths of oceans or in the mountains of dying worlds. How do u think he felt destroying them, shades and all. Do u think he got attached to th
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Guy who pronounces it Jarlemald
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pictomancer but its pregomancer or like mpregomancer so like you can like draw your enemy pregnant and then they
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if i had to hear people talk to/about meteion like this i would have been cool w letting my bird children end the world too
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Meteor is a virgin to me. I don't think he had time to fuck. I think he was too busy collecting rocks and being bad at fishing to notice graha tia trying to jump his bones at all times idk
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yeah
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Pouring mountain dew into my gong cha bubble tea while convulsing violently in my graha tia gaming chair, typing in the promo codes with the last of my strength
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Ppl that loved HW and hated StB or loved StB and hated HW and think the one th y hated is objectively bad all seem oblivious to the fact that high fantasy (HW) and political/military dramas (StB) are just wildly different genres with wildly different audiences on average
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Had a productive day today
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1 ticket for 1 ticket for oppenheimer barbie please 💣 please 💖
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Prelude in Violet being Prelude to Madness in jp is one of the only localizations I think is a total downgrade but man it goes hard
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Pouring mountain dew into my gong cha bubble tea while convulsing violently in my graha tia gaming chair, typing in the promo codes with the last of my strength
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ITS OVER...............
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ᵃ ᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉˣᵉˢ ᵎᵎ
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"Guys jacksepticeye unfollowed markiplier!!!" Asahi sas Brutus from Final Fantasy XIV Online Stormblood:
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"They better not bring back zenos-" I want him back, I want Asahi back, I want yotsuyu back, minfilia, moenbryda, let's get papalymo, yda, fucking louisoix all drinking pina coladas and getting fucked up at a Margaritaville I don't care anymore I don't play this game for plot tf
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sigh. sooo i was quoted abt 240 euro for a commission, which i paid, then was told they could not continue due to mental health reasons. I told them it was totally fine, and declined their offer of a full refund, saying they could pay back what they thought was fair or--
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@FortunaFavore
F'ortuna Favore
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I cut out the Fall Guys event elimination popup if anyone wants it for gposes and memes!
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In from the cold.
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