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Official twitter for the cat that hates vegetals the most #smudgethecat #womanyellingatcat #inolikevegetals #smudgelord

Canada
Joined August 2019
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
New year, same vegetals 😒
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3 years
Broccoli strikes again
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2 years
I’m absolutely ✨glowing✨ today. How is your Saturday?
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3 months
It’s my adoption day today! These photos are exactly how I feel turning 12 today 😂🎉🎂
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2 years
I like to taste test the biscuits while working. For quality purposes of course.
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11 months
You really thought you could go to the bathroom without me?!?!
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4 years
The catnip has hit 🤤
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10 months
Happy Meowloween! I will take all treats and no tricks 🎃🎃🎃
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2 years
Sometimes you just gotta take a picture with your double chin and say screw it 💅🏻
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2 years
“Patiently” waiting for taters 🥔
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5 years
Unimpressed floofer ☁️☁️☁️
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
I’m a very scary bat 🦇
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@SmudgeLord
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1 year
Say Happy Gotcha Day to me! 🥳🎂
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@SmudgeLord
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2 months
I still have the same feelings about vegetals 🤮
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
When Halloween is right around the corner 😏🎃
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
✨✨✨
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
Happy New Years! May this year bring you more taters and less vegetals 🥔✨
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1 year
The service here is terrible
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@SmudgeLord
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11 months
Waiting impatiently for the mashed taters 🥔👀
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@SmudgeLord
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2 years
Today I choose to be a soulless marshmallow
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@SmudgeLord
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2 years
Do you remember this great one?
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2 years
Let me make it clear that the vegetals are NOT included
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
Sometimes even the taters can’t save you from the vegetals 😤🚫🥦
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
✨Peets✨
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2 years
I got my very own cat cake for my 8th adoption anniversary 🥳🎂 I am about 9 years old today
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2 years
Same BS different day 🥦
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2 years
Just a comfy marshmallow
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2 years
Hide yo taters and hide yo chocolate. I’m swipin’ everything up on my route tomorrow 🐇
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3 years
I know I’m gonna regret this… but caption these 😂
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2 years
I don’t always workout, but when I do I look like this 💪🏻
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2 years
Just 2 handsome bros 🖤🤍
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3 years
A mini version of me is coming out soon! As you can tell, they captured my sass 😏 Smudge Lord x @youtooz drops January 21st 🥳
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3 years
Just 2 adorable bros. Do you think we are also twins?
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@SmudgeLord
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3 years
7 years ago today I was chosen (obviously) by my forever family 💕
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2 years
In case anyone wanted to know why I’m so good at photoshoots
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1 year
I’m still out here causing trouble at tables and stuff 💅🏻
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@SmudgeLord
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10 months
Do you think they’ll notice if I take 1 small bite?
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2 years
Always sleep with one eye open 👁
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2 years
Wednesdays got me feelin like 🥴
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7 months
Do you guys remember this classic? Vegetals make me 🤮
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3 years
Realizing vegetals are on my plate: a 4 part series
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3 months
Oldie but still a Goldie ✨ Can you believe this picture is 7 years old? 😅
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2 years
Wishing everyone a safe and comfy Thursday 💕
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3 years
Does anyone else just take Wednesdays off to sleep?
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2 years
I’ve been sitting at the table since day one. This was taken 5 years ago!
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1 year
When they’re taking too long to serve the taters 🙄
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2 years
If you stare into the void, the void might stare back ⚫️👄⚫️
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1 year
How dare you gaze upon me 😠
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2 years
Today you have been BLESSED by the Lord 👑🍑
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2 years
Monday again 😒
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2 years
Just call me Lord Long Legs 🦵
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2 years
Suns out buns out! ☀️🍞
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3 years
You guessed right! I made the naughty list. What do you think I did? 😂
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3 months
5 years ago today we discovered that my photo had been paired with the amazing @TaylorArmstrong and @KyleRichards . To create the most amazing meme to ever grace the internet 😍
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4 years
Happy adoption day to me! 🥳 I was adopted 6 years ago today. My parents are so lucky. I expect endless taters from them!
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2 years
Taters make you strong 💪🏻
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1 year
Did you know that cats can also take selfies?
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5 months
I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare
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2 years
I sold my soul for taters
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2 years
Don’t bother me, I’m having enrichment time in my enclosure
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2 years
Must. Hold. Blankie.
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2 years
The machine might be broken
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3 years
Photo evidence of being blessed by me #blessed
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2 years
Happy New Year! Here’s 4 dabloons to start the year off right 🪙 #dabloons #HappyNewYear #2023NewYear
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2 years
Who else is enjoying the sun on this fine weekend? 😎☀️
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3 years
Pondering my orb #ponderingmyorb
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How I feel when it’s STILL snowing in Canada 😠
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2 years
Instagram vs reality
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2 years
Happy Meowloween! Here are a few of my best shots 😉 I make a very handsome vampurr 🩸 How’d that last one get in there???
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2 years
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
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2 years
I deserve a star on the walk of fame 💅🏻
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4 years
Ugh, vegetals AGAIN?!?! 😒
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11 months
Happy Smudgegiving! May your table be bountiful with taters (for me) 🥔🥔🥔
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3 years
I don’t like being a tater as much as I like eating them 😔 Happy Meowloween! 🎃🖤
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3 years
What did Santa Paws brings you today? 🎅🏻🎁🎄
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2 years
Dreaming of cracking open a cold one with the boys
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3 years
Just me on my throne 👑
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2 years
It’s a good day to hang out 🥰
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1 year
Happy Pride month! 🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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2 years
Not one single thought 👁👅👁
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Give ‘em the ol ✨razzle dazzle✨
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Greetings on this fine Saturday 💐☀️
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2 years
What’s so funny? 😂 #Caturday
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Cutest photo ever taken? I vote yes 👍🏻
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2 years
Impatiently waiting for Santa Paws to bless me with a house full of taters 🥔
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2 years
I am the cat girl blueprint
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5 years
Merry Smudgemas and Happy Pawlidays from the Smudge family 💕🎄🎁
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2 years
Got any taters? 🥔👀
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2 years
On Wednesdays we can barely get out of bed 😂
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3 years
Is this what abstract art means?
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2 years
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4 years
Hey everyone! I know it’s been a few days since the last post. Smudge had to go to the vet and undergo surgery. He’s home now and recovering well! He requests that you send good vibes and taters 💕
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2 years
Stop looking at my pööch
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2 years
STREEEEETCH
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5 years
My daily broosh 🥰
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2 years
Is it Friday yet? 🥱
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1 year
Do you ever just 🥱😴
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1 year
Reminder of my 2 moods: Gremlin and non Gremlin
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2 years
Caption this 😂
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3 years
It may not be Spring time, but the flowers are blooming 🌸
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