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@SmolPonzi
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2 years
Last person to like this tweet is gay
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2 months
Real
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5 months
Me anytime someone mentions a shitcoin in the group chat
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@SmolPonzi
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5 months
Chat, is this real?
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@SmolPonzi
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9 months
When you decided to be the class clown growing up and now the rest of your life desperately hinges on a golden bullrun of fake internet money
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@SmolPonzi
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10 months
When you’re chilling with your girl and you remember your portfolio is down 56% and you’re fumbling generational wealth on a daily basis
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9 months
When you’re on a movie date but your crypto bags are nuking
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9 months
My dad at church after finding out my 5 year plan revolves around a golden bullrun of fake internet money
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7 months
My old coworkers welcoming me back to the job i quit to make $2467 during a generational golden bullrun
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5 months
How it feels leaving my family to gamble our entire networth on celebrity memecoins to cover this months rent
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6 months
Her: Wanna go upstairs ? Me: Sure Her: You have protection? Me: Why, what’s up there?
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8 months
Gm☕️ What are we buying today?
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7 months
Me and bro riding our cat coins to the moon
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9 months
Me in hell explaining what dogwifhat is to a peasant who was publicly stoned in 350 BC for taking an extra apple
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3 months
The groupchat watching me put together the most disgraceful and unprofitable portfolio of all time
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@SmolPonzi
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9 months
Me when the topic is eating ass and internet ponzi tokens
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9 months
Gm☕️
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11 months
Gainzy saying his goodbyes before going to the North Pole to help Santa
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10 months
Crypto bros when their portfolio goes from -73% to -21%
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10 months
“Buy a man eat fish. The day, teach fish man. To a lifetime.” -Joe Biden
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8 months
Gm☕️
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2 years
Therapists after a a girl with blue hair walks in
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2 years
OnE oF tHE BigGesT BulLtRapS I’vE eVeR sEeN
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@SmolPonzi
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1 year
Your girl has 3K followers? Jesus only had 12 Focus on yourself, king She’s for the streets
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@SmolPonzi
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6 months
Age 12: “I’m going to be a successful doctor when i grow up” Age 25: “I need Jerome Powell to cut rates or i will start a cycle of generational poverty for my children”
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2 years
Me at work thinking about how i’m smarter, stronger and better looking than everyone here (I work with disabled children)
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@SmolPonzi
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11 months
You’ve endured the worst bear market in history Don’t let anyone tell you “you got lucky” You deserve all the good things coming your way
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@SmolPonzi
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9 months
I wish my face was that car seat so bad
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@SmolPonzi
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1 year
CT
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@SmolPonzi
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8 months
Is it gay if i shaved my balls so they look nice before my doctors appointment?
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2 years
This pussy better be 🔥
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8 months
Me lvn the shitcoin casino with $2.37 profit after neglecting my family and responsibilities all day
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9 months
Booked my first physical in 12 years Does the doctor still touch your balls when you’re an adult? What if i get hard?😭
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9 months
Me when i’m irresponsibly long memecoins vs me when i’m not irresponsibly long memecoins
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@SmolPonzi
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10 months
Just had sex We’re going much higher
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@SmolPonzi
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7 months
Only up 6 figures this bullrun While all my online friends up multiple 7 figures I have the hardest life anyone has ever had
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8 months
Gm☕️
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@SmolPonzi
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2 years
I am praying on your downfall @BoredApeYC
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@SmolPonzi
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10 months
DM me if you look like this
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2 years
@vanessasierra00 I’m bidding
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6 months
Sell in May and you’re gay
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@SmolPonzi
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7 months
Omw to tell the wife and kids we don’t have to live in this small house anymore (I lost it gambling on cat coins)
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5 months
Nonna made all my favorite dishes for my birthday
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7 months
When you realize you went all in on the wrong cat coin
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@SmolPonzi
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2 years
Milady is not the best nft community It’s the only one
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2 years
Thinking back to the time when David Guetta ended racism.
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3 months
Fat ppl belong in prison
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11 months
The coins are up bigly But that doesn’t mean all is well Hope everyones doing okay
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10 months
Driving to work after the holidays knowing some 14 year old kid is making my yearly salary this week playing fortnite
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4 months
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9 months
When you and the boys are in the same trade and your bags are pumping
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1 year
Compliment the fat girls at the gym They’ll remember you when they get fit
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2 years
This video has not been edited
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1 year
Couple of fatties made some progress over the summer Almost time to cash in on my investment
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1 year
Compliment the fat girls at the gym They’ll remember you when they get fit
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2 years
Thanks for the replies frens but to clarify it wasn’t my relationship so everything is fine. I’m doing great actually.
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8 months
My ops hate that i can just log on and act like a silly goose all day
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2 years
Damn, just ended a 6 year relationship.
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9 months
Boomers right now after they invested in the Bitcoin ETF last week
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1 year
That one follower who always likes my post no matter how offside it is
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Gm☕️
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@SmolPonzi
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Hide ya girl Hide ya mom Ponzi coming out tonight
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@SmolPonzi
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10 months
Choose your fighter
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9 months
Gm☕️
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@SmolPonzi
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2 years
Within the next 90 days Eth will trade above 2K and below 1K But you wouldn’t believe it
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@SmolPonzi
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2 years
THIS IS A MEME CHECKPOINT Post the most offensive meme in your camera roll
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The world immediately after i finally become a profitable trader
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1 year
Liberals when the dentist tells them their teeth are straight and white
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How it feels getting your first DM from someone asking for money
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2 years
Me omw to tell a single mother of 4 i’m raising her rent by 60% because of inflation
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1 year
Behind every shitpost There’s a lonely, autistic bro Just trying to put a smile on your face
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9 months
Nonnas taking my bulk more serious than i am I just consumed about 3500 calories
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@SmolPonzi
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2 years
Me after i lose my last $100 on Cumrocket coin (the matrix ran my stop)
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8 months
How i talk to my coworkers now that Bitcoin is back at ATHs
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This is your competition This is who’s beating you
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real
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@SmolPonzi
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10 months
New study shows 100% of ppl that like this post will get laid this week
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Me in hell explaining how i made trillions from $pussyinbio to a peasant who was publicly stoned in 350 BC for stealing a piece of bread
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1 year
Another trip around the sun Thanks for spending it with me here on the bird app Ily you guys
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2 years
#NewProfilePic Ponzi is officially a Goblerino thanks to the 🐐 @Mothalamp Gobbys are a wholesome community and Ponzi glad to be part of it
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Nonna dragged me to bingo tonight This place like the shitcoin casino for old folks
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Omw to ask for my job back because you guys won’t stop selling
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Fuck it Joe Biden highlights
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You’re hard at work I’m hard, at work We are not the same
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2 years
State of the market rn
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@SmolPonzi
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10 months
Hey guys Thanks for another fun year online Ily you all and hope you have a great 2024
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“On the next page we’ll be looking at the risk management section” Me:
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@SmolPonzi
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1 year
Type of shit i be on
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Proof of pasta
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Making pasta tonight If anyone cares
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@SmolPonzi
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1 year
This account was a psychological experiment We’ve completed what we set out to do Thank you for participating Goodbye
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1 year
I will commit 1 crime for every like this tweet gets
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@SmolPonzi
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11 months
Leaving the shitcoin casino in profit but going back because profits mean more money to gamble with
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@SmolPonzi
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Gm☕️
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@SmolPonzi
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It’s over See you guys in 2028
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The circle of life
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When you tell your girl we’re in a bullrun and you show her your portfolio
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How i feel making profit on a meme coin after getting rugged the previous 17 times
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We’re so fkn back
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