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@brentfordok This has not aged well. Has it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@IsabelOakeshott @Keir_Starmer It is genuinely bewildering that you have "Political Journalist and Commentator" in your bio

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@NadineDorries Nadine Dorries Don't take her seriously We mark the sad resignation of Nadine Dorries by fondly recalling the historic occasion on which she learnt how the television station she was planning to sell was funded, live on air.

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@JonathanPieNews Epic summary.

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@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch "a reality check" The reality is that you, The Tories, had your arses handed to you. You are currently in a position where the only people in the running for leader are Braverman or Badenock and both of them give you exactly what you had when your core voters left. It's never

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@RealLastKnight @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @JohnMappin Here's a short film for you. If Farages' profile hasn’t changed in decades, why change now?

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@Lewis_Brackpool Lewis this is disastrous. Reform have spent millions training their minions to use pencils there's not enough time or money to retrain them on pens. Call foul from the highest somewhere.

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@implausibleblog Hi @Conservatives If this is @RobertJenrick s application to be party leader then hire him. It was hilarious.

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@RobertJenrick 14 years Bob you had 14 years. You were [checks notes] helping friends avoid hefty tax bills. Sit your bit self down and shut up.

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@markjenkinsonmp Mark Jenkinson. 15 days to go and then it's

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@TomTugendhat @BBCNews I bet you are wrong because no one reports crime anymore. Take the bet Tom, you Tories love a bet don't you?

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@RishiSunak Like the attached. That time when you empowered your friends and donors to steal from us during a pandemic.

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@henrywinter @FA @ISRAELFA I'm 60 Henry. I'm intelligent enough to have studied the history of that area of the world which I would ask everyone to do. I'm completely comfortable with the FA's response. If we can show love and support to both Israel and those in Palestine then we should show it.

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@RishiSunak By investing £8.3 billion of course you mean handing it to some guy called Jeff in the Cayman Islands.

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@IanDunt Don't be fooled by one appearance Ian. He just want people to forget what he said and did whilst in charge.

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@SteveBakerFRSA "I know that some are frustrated with the Conservative Party at the moment." Talk about under statement of the last 14 years. Your done Steve. 10 days then off you toddle.

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@LizKershawDJ @UKLabour @Telegraph Liz Kershaw Average DJ turned racist.

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@toadmeister Toby Young You may remember him from

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@implausibleblog But Farrukh she teaches us an important life lesson. You can be as articulate as you like but it means absolutely nothing if you spout bollocks.

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@Lewis_Brackpool Lewis. No one forces countries to join NATO. They apply to join NATO.

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@danwootton Or this If his profile hasn’t changed in decades, why change now?

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@GinnyHBall Millions and millions and millions of us.

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@IsabelOakeshott Don't forget folks that Isabel want's to be taken seriously as a journalist. Here's her tweet from Truss Kwateng days. It gets funnier the more you read it.

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@_MhairiFraser Mhairi Fraser Conservative " ... because it’s time to bring integrity back to our politics" You literally couldn't make it up. I'll just leave this here.

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@sophielouisecc Still grifting then.

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@LizKershawDJ @labour The 80% figure being quoted that "did not vote Labour" is extrapolated by adding those that could vote but didn't vote Labour to those that choose not to vote at all. In statistical circles I think they refer to that as bollocks Liz.

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@dave43law Are we sure Farage didn't make it onto AirForce 1? @RobBfromDerby has pictures

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Breaking: Nigel Farage makes last ditch attempt to speak to Trump as former president’s plane takes off from Milwaukee:

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@darrengrimes_ Never a question about the electoral system when you were shilling for the Tories never never never. Now you've jumped ship you are crying your eyes out [again].

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@Conservatives Con servatives, We already know what we get.

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@PennyMordaunt That's a really nice story and from tomorrow you will be able to spend a lot more time with him.

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@RobertJenrick 14 years Bob, You had 14 years. No one takes you seriously Bob. For anyone that has forgotten what Bob was like when The Tories were in power then here's a reminder.

The Robert Jenrick planning row explained

Housing secretary’s approval of £1bn development has come under increasing scrutiny

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@RishiSunak That may be so, but will they hand over our tax pounds to their friends and donors like The Con servatives did?

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@i_iratus @IsabelOakeshott I don't think anyone takes Oakeshott seriously after this tweet following Liz Truss's budget.

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@RishiSunak By the way Rishi it was good to see a comment this morning from your Home Secretary James Cleverly. The Home Secretary who is championing womans rights by *checks notes* making rohypnol jokes. So out of touch.

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@carolvorders Morning Carol and tea for me please. Just had a call from CCHQ. Apparently Rishi's post this morning includes 4 tickets to LAX arriving there on the 5th July. So if you pass a bookies it's worth a tenner. Keep it to yourself though.

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@markjenkinsonmp "I get that you’re frustrated with my party" We are not "frustrated" with your party Mark. We are down right angry. Your party empowered people to steal from us during a pandemic Mark amongst other things. Frustrated is not even in the same universe as what most us feel.

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@LozzaFox Ok Lozza I'll type really slowly and use small words to try and explain. In yesterdays election Lozza 48,214,128 people were registered to vote. Of these 40% 19,285,651 choose not to vote. 28,928,477 voted for a party or spoilt their paper. Of the 28,928,477, 9,698,409

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@redditchrachel There is a reason that your party is now in opposition. It's not just because of the cost of living crisis which has been awful for a lot of families. It's not just because the NHS is on it's knees. It's not just because there is is shit in the sea and in our rivers. It's not

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@alanshearer Also Alan the general standard of refereeing has been better in this tournament in 14 games than it is in the EPL. We have one of the best if not the best leagues in the world. Our players and fans deserve the best referees in the world. I know it won't happen but we need to

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@darrengrimes_ I want to thank you crafty for playing your part in the demise of the Tories. Week after week after spouting nonsense. All those followers you have. Apparently you are there for their entertainment and not the other way round.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ The 4 years when you were part of that party that was responsible Lee. That party Lee. And obviously I am talking about The Conservatives and not Labour who you were in before that. More parties than Boris Johnson Lee and that's saying something.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Lee Anderson on Reforms Richard Tice 🤔🤣 This you Lee? Lee Anderson "Reform isn't the answer. Richard Tice is a pound shop Nigel Farage and comes across as Reforms answer to Diane Abbot. He is clearly only in this for fame and fortune. He doesn't care about you one single

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@LizKershawDJ @Conservatives The Jacob Rees Mogg that has lost his seat and that no one takes seriously apart from unsurprisingly you.

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@JolyonMaugham This is potentially massive and something all parties should seek to clarify. I wonder at how many places the results were announced did The Reform candidate not show up. Where they did, are there I.D checks in place to check the candidate is the candidate? Sounds crazy.

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@KTHopkins @reformparty_uk Katie Hopkins supporting Reform. Now that's come completely out of the blue.

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@MrPauloGoodman Paul, After the appalling front page of the mirror in 2004 depicting the torture of Iraqi prisoners [which turned out to be fake], Piers Morgan The Mirrors Editor at the time should not have been employed by anyone in any media capacity. It's that simple.

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@RussInCheshire The Cons are no longer in power. It's a BNP/UKIP Hybrid. Traditional Con MP's decided to go when Johnson took over and those that didn't were removed by him. Those in the power seats now are EXACTLY who the new Cons want in place. @satirical_p @Clairabelleada1 @SallyMi83941850

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@Frank_Huijbers Hi Frank, Remember this? Karma is a bitch.

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13th October 1993 Ronald Koeman & the David Platt incident "Referee, referee...should be sent off, should be sent off as well." - Graham Taylor's reaction & words say it all in this infamous moment

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@MarinaPurkiss Having a squeaky voice

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Be lucky to get 5 seats. We can all laugh at you though.

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@addicted2newz @Nigel_Farage But Nigel had to be at Donald's bedside whilst he recuperated. He is Donald's friend. He spent 3 days in a lobby in a Milwaukee hotel. He didn't see Donald. And now Donald's back in Washington. And all the spin in the world is not going to save Farage's face. It is,

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@LBC @SuellaBraverman I'd rather glue my bollocks to a runaway train.

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@JamesCleverly @UKLabour @YvetteCooperMP Tories spent £700m on Rwanda No surprises there whatsoever. Are you still telling jokes about date rape drugs?

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@EssexPR Adam Brooks A grifter for The Con servatives and Reform Conservatives down 251 seats Reform 5 seats Your not very good at this grifting milarky are you Adam?

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@JohnnyMercerUK One more week Johnny then it's

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@Mike_Fabricant 14 years Mike. You had 14 years. Instead of making peoples lives better, The Con servatives enriched their friends and donors. We won't forget Mike. That's why we kicked you out. Off you pop.

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@trussliz @RNC

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@stephenpacker1 @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @TheNorfolkLion Might not want to watch this then. His profile hasn’t changed in decades, why change now?

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@aliciakearns Alicia, Alicia People have made their minds up Your a Tory. We know what we get.

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@EssexPR Cry more Adam honestly cry more

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@emilyhewertson @mark63768475 Grifters got to grift.

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@reformparty_uk Time for this.

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@Nigel_Farage Nigel Farage. Read about him here. If his profile hasn’t changed in decades, why change now?

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@darrengrimes_ "A gottle of geer"

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@bbclaurak @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Oh goodie it's the Ex Secretary of State for Propaganda.

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@GullisJonathan 10 Days. Just 10 Days. Tick Tock. Tick Tock.

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@thecarolemalone As Carole Malone is tweeting, lets relive that moment when was chewed up and spat out by @MarinaPurkiss It's fun ...

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@darrengrimes_ Darren Grimes Jerked himself off to The Con servatives. They lost 251 seats. Now jerking himself off To Reform. Grifters got to grift.

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@darrengrimes_ @Keir_Starmer Cry harder crafty Crafty tears, the sweetest tears of all.

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@darrengrimes_ You still shilling crafty. You know how this works out don't you?

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@Nigel_Farage No it's not Nige. Nigel Farage. Read about him here. If his profile hasn’t changed in decades, why change now?

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@Nigel_Farage I was surprised you were not in the USA already. Never mind Clacton maybe next time.

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@AllisonPearson Allison Pearson Shilled for The Tories. That ended badly. Now she is shilling for Reform. That should sort them out.

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@EssexPR Thanks, gives me a chance to post this again Nigel Farage. Read about him here. If his profile hasn’t changed in decades, why change now?

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@sophielouisecc Sophie when talk about #lies is it a big whopping fib like ...

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Lee Anderson. Proving that even he can use crayons.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Where you started and where you ended up.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk This you Lee? Lee Anderson "Reform isn't the answer" "Richard Tice is a pound shop Nigel Farage and comes across as Reforms answer to Diane Abbot" He is clearly only in this for fame and fortune. He doesn't care about you one single bit.

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@darrengrimes_ Crafty, Crafty, Remember this. This is the party you jerked off too. But don't tell anyone. I'm sure they've forgot.

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@drdavidbull @reformparty_uk @TiceRichard @TalkTV So you got canned as well as Benny boy then.

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@Nigel_Farage The one trick pony that is Nigel Farage. But hey grifters got to grift. Read about him here and make your own mind up. If his profile hasn’t changed in decades, why change now?

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@EstherMcVey1 Esther McVey You may remember her from The Tory Wall of Shame.

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@Nigel_Farage Been back through your tweeting history Nige. No mention of PR.

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@RishiSunak "professionally, effectively and humbly" You couldn't do any of those things when in power. You won't do them in opposition. The Con servatives need a proper clear out if they are even to survive.

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@EstherMcVey1 Nice little earner this, all whilst telling us that she doesn't “want you to see a single penny of your hard-earned cash wasted on unnecessary public spending” Good to hear Esther. Literally no one is convinced.

Esther McVey claims expenses to rent flat while husband lets out nearby home

‘Minister for common sense’ who has criticised Whitehall waste is said to have received £39,000 in two years

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk From Deputy Chairman of The Conservative Party to holding meetings in a shed. The laughing stock that is Lee Anderson.

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@RishiSunak A reminder of 14 years of The Conservatives.

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Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

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@SoVeryBritish The Absolute Dream Team.

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@darrengrimes_ Always something for crafty to cry about.

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I’d forgotten all about the infamous Darren Grimes Countdown episode… amazed Carol kept a straight face but that’s a model professional for you right there… right @carolvorders ???😂

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@GillianKeegan @Conservatives Gillian Keegan is the Secretary of State for Education. Gillian is responsible when schools start falling down. Gillian feels the need to be thanked for this. Don't be mean. Thank Gillian for broken schools.

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@EstherMcVey1 10 more Days Esther. Tick Tock. Tick Tock.

Esther McVey claims expenses to rent flat while husband lets out nearby home

‘Minister for common sense’ who has criticised Whitehall waste is said to have received £39,000 in two years

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@JohnnyMercerUK 14 years. You've had 14 years.

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@LozzaFox Worked out how to fill in a form yet? Do you need crayons?

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@ElliotHammerSR This Elliot

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@chrismurraylaw "We are England, We are England, No one likes us, We don't care" 🤣

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@TomTugendhat 14 years Tom. You had 14 years. Labour have been in power 12 days. If you have any hopes to be in the running for the top Tory job maybe talk a little less rubbish. To be fair you are not going to get it anyway. The screaming Right Wingers Braverman and Badenoch will fight

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@desertrose1969 I'm a grown man crying. I'm going to troll the death out of anything blue that moves and then I'm going to get really really pissed. Free at last, free at last, my god we are nearly free at last.

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@ToryVote_ @RishiSunak Did he smash it? Did he ...

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@Arron_banks This ...

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Sorry Lee I'm getting lost here. One minute you are Labour then next Conservative and having some choice words about Dick Tice then you are Reform. By the time I've finished this post you will be hugging trees.

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