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Leeds fan 💙💛, feminist not the fun kind, mighty woman, usually have my head in greek mythology or a history book in my spare time! Queen of typos

West yorkshire
Joined July 2017
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@SmilerLUFC
Emma LUFC Holmes 💙💛
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Garden science lessons! Elephant toothpaste!
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Hahaha you're all so mucky minded! I never ever copped on how phallic they looked! You filthy animals 😂😂
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Supporting Leeds is like having a man who is amazing at foreplay but just can't finish the job. #LUFC
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KEEP 👏 YOUR 👏 CROTCH 👏 GOBLINS 👏 AT 👏 HOME 👏 YOU 👏 SORRY 👏 EXCUSES 👏 OF 👏 PARENTS 👏. This isn't a fucking holiday. They don't need to be playing out together in the street or hanging around outside the co op. Step up and be parents. 😡😡😡 #COVIDIDIOTS
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@Nigel_Farage @RNLI Each time you tweet this shit I'm donating £5 to the RNLI for the next month. 🖕
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I have never ever written a letter to a paper, til today. Running a headline regarding 118 women killed by men in a year, then having eddie izzard in the top left corner has made me feel physically sick. "I've been promoted to she" whilst the faces of murdered women are below.
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Just want to say you lot are amazing. I lied about eating today to someone I care for very much. And the minute I did I knew I needed help. Coming off twitter for a little while, hopefully not too long, to tackle my eating disorder. GP and bloods in the morning. I will win again
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Always wanted to get dicked on valentine's day. But not like this. 😂😂😂
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@thecarolemalone You cannot be this thick.
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Karen Carney is a great pundit "Mount will be happy with the 3 points..." #karencarney #FACUP
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@MickDennisReal Who the fuck is Mick Dennis 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️ anyone?
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@sfairbairn90 To be a young educated woman is always difficult, to be a young black educated woman must be exhausting if this is what she has to deal with. Apologies don't go far enough, change has to happen.
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So because I got redundancy pay (barely any and part of that was undertaken holiday) after being made redundant, this month I get £0 in universal credit. I've worked since I was 16, paid tax/NI. This month I will have to decide to either default on my Bills or feed the kids. 1/2
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I'm sending a big hug to everyone today...because I'd like to think I'd get a big hug back! X
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@AyoCaesar To be honest Ash I can exclude ANYONE from my dating pool for any reason what so ever. It is the one place in my life I can deny anyone, just like you can. You don't even have to give a reason.
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A French building burns down the world loses its collective shit...600m EUR donated so far... grenfell burns down, lives lost and fuck all happened...where are their donations totalling 600m? Mental. Buildings matter lives don't!
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You literally heard him on the recording. FROM HIS OWN MOUTH.
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BREAKING: Manchester United footballer Mason Greenwood has had all charges against him DROPPED.
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Football against racism. OK. Remove Hungary from any and all international matches. No ifs or buts. A complete blanket ban on that country for 12 months minimum. #HUNENG
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Thomas Frank ...showing his utter lack of class. What a tosser.
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Karen Carney has some seriously weird opinions on football (some utter baseless ones too!) However, Karen isn't called "she" or a "bint", "slag", "tart" nor does it require you to offer to "kick her in the cunt". Your sexism is showing.
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Hate scum. Love Leeds
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GOOD MORNING BEAUTS! I PASSED MY LAW EXAMS!!! On to the next ❤❤❤❤❤❤
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Marching on together...it has the lyrics, "we've had our ups and downs. We're gonna stay with you forever" if you can't stand by those lyrics you're not a fan. Stop abusing players and MOT #lufc #LeedsUnited
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Emma LUFC Holmes 💙💛
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I'm almost convinced a Müller Rice would do a better job than Declan Rice
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CHAMPIONS! Still not over it 💛💙💛 #LUFC my team my world!
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My grandpa is dying, it has been a long journey. I've just listened to @drkathrynmannix about the process of death and dying and all my anxiety about any pain my grandpa is in has just washed away. Why aren't we taught this at school? Thank you for your words...it has helped ❤
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The disgusting comments from SOME of the leeds fans regarding BLM or positive discrimination make me sick. Instead of typing it behind your little twitter account grow the stones to go say it to the BAME players at Leeds. Let's see how that goes for you.
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Yesterday, after becoming concerned about a neighbour, I went into her house to find her dead in a rather unpleasant way. I cannot praise our emergency services enough on the dignity and care they showed to her and myself. The paramedic in particular was so kind and gentle 💔
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Got the kids the full kit this morning and found this cheeky photo my little girl took of me! 🤣 love it 💛💙💛
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I'm 30 and it still pisses me off that grown adults , when finding out I'm adopted, ask me "but what about your REAL parents" as if my adoptive parents are just pretend. You mean my biological "parents" 🤨🙄
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Seriously disgusted by some of the #birminghamcity fans. 5 fans beating a female steward? Have a word with yourselves you vile animals. #LUFC
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That's enough twitter today. I don't want to witness any vile behaviour. He is someone's father, husband, grandfather and great-grandfather. Have a day off kids. Might make you all feel a little happier. My heart is with an old lady who has lost her husband. #PrincePhilip
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Out celebrating the fact I've hit 8st and kept my weight at 8st for a whole week!!! Wahoooo 💪💪 proud 🥂
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Did we just win in London? 💙💛🤍
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Welcome to Leeds...👀😉🤣 #lufc
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@omid9 @markmair @PankhurstEM "She’s blocked me now which means she knows she’s done something very wrong." Hey double down dude, I block men who send dick pics, must mean I've done something wrong right?
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Here we goooo!! #lufc
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@Mrjamieohara1 You've answered it yourself "she got handed" whilst she is practically telling people they're not working hard enough. It's immensely disappointing that reality TV contestants are held as some sort of role model, especially for women.
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There was a time when I had hope that women were not just accepted but welcome at football games, being commentators and referees etc. Joey Barton and the sheer amount of likes has made me feel broken and I’m so saddened so many men like him exist.
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@KayBurley So many people have offered Katy a platform. Katy enjoys screaming at people online but can never stand up to genuine questioning or scrutiny.
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Absolutely shameful performance from Leeds. Genuinely shameful. I really don't want to see any of them on social media crying about on to the next from them. I want them to train harder than ever before and stop with their pity party. #LUFC Not good enough.
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You've all been so lovely! I've taken the universal credit loan, and postponed all my Bills. I cannot and will not take money from anyone (even borrow it off you) because I wouldn't want to ever put you in a position which makes life difficult. There are so many good people 😭😭
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I'd let Rodrigo practice his baby making skills with me all day #justsayin #lufc
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And just like that dear reader, she got the job 🥰😎💥
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@mattwallaert @shiraabel 1. Cis off 2. I will not be telling my daughter to ever accept injustice or oppression based on her sex.
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It may be throwing it down but I'm deteimed to have some fun before we are shut in again! 💃
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There's some absolute melts on the Leeds united supporters facebook page. Fuck me.
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Anyone else feel a bit shell shocked after that game? #LUFC
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It's really hit home what's going to happen tomorrow. The pre op nurse was fantastic. I'm beyond a nervous wreck but as always my super awesome, super strong daughter is still entirely unphased at the moment. Here's to kicking the tumours butt.
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My perfect girl is out and unbelievably perfect. Don't want or need to think about what's next. But for now, for today, we are OK 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@MavenOfMayhem @MattWalshBlog I'm curious, what doctors are giving 15 year old girls double mastectomies? And why are they still in practice and not in jail?
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When is this lockdown going to end? 😭 I want to go out, meet new people, enjoy the start of my 30s and put the shit 20s behind me. I want to go for dinner, drinks, holidays. Just anywhere that isn't these 4 walls. I feel friggin trapped.
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Now I've calmed down I'm going to watch that game again 🤣 anyone else
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Radz needs to know that the #LUFC fans are a fiercely loyal bunch...but if he doesn't buy a proven striker ASAP the fans will completly turn on him. We've known for ages what we need...but he hasn't done that.
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The past few weeks have been the happiest and saddest I've ever experienced. Buying a house was incredible but unfortunately my beautiful 10 year old daughter has been diagnosed with a tumour. My froends have been the most incredible support network ever to all of us.
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@MileHighRobert @SInow Authentic is stretched to such a weak definition these days.
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I'm just crying. Crying crying crying 💛💙💛💙💛💙💛 I love you all
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Love having our own home. Love cooking. Love the giggles around the table. I'm so so so bloody happy 😍😍 celebrating good news from the biopsy
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£50 on over 1.5 goals in extra time... nice little £500 there! Cheers fulham!
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@mikeleeds1967 Haha my god I hadn't realised how phallic they looked!
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On the way go see my lovely cunty friends. 💙💛🤍 Come on Leeds lets be havin you today! #LUFC
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In bed with a peice of cake, glass of wine watching brentford and Swansea not giving a damn who wins. Loving my life these days 👍🤣
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@meawingz As a parent I have this raging instinct inside of me that would protect my children from these two at all costs. I have only ever felt this once before, spoke to the police about a man, later found out he was a registered sex offender and should not have approached my child.
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Morning my lovely champions! 💙💛💙
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Today should be the day for mass celebrations and throwing beer over a huge crowd, scarves being spun over heads, hugging strangers, and occasionally crying with joy. Instead I'm at home contemplating whether to cook chicken or beef tonight. #LUFC 💙
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Right. Xhaka is an idiot, Taylor is a shocking ref and VAR is pointless. If that's what is awaiting us I'm not sure I want that...I guess we will take the rough with the smooth #LUFC
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Dear Southern Bastards. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE NORTH. Ta. #tiersystem
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@mattuthompson Repulsive. Genuinely repulsive.
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I hate people like the person filming and laughing. And the twat who shared it. Get yourselves gone. He's doing more for you lot than you deserve.
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The British government has hired 20,000 extra police officers. Here’s one of them right here. Sleep well.
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Out out!!! Xx
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To the drone flyer...fuck off over the top of my garden or I'll shoot the fucker down
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Vile human continues to be vile human. Kids, don't be a Grealish, be a Rashford
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Jack Grealish has been charged with driving without due care and attention, and failing to stop at or report a collision.
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We've raised a generation that are so unaware of critical thinking, they scream trauma at every turn and want to ban anyone or anything that doesn't prescribe to their ideology of the day. It's terrifying. I like seeing viewpoints I don't agree with it challenges my own thinking.
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Allegedly, every person I DM, I want to sleep with! Congrats men and women alike, we are having a gang bang! 👀🤣🤦‍♀️
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Alisson meet Kiko, Kiko meet Alisson 😂😂😂😂
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Here's what I want. 1. Rugby style clock. The minute play stops the clock stops. 2. MIC UP EVERY OFFICIAL, I wanna hear every damn word you say. 3. Refs not to be shit.
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Feel sick and breathless...no it's not COVID Leeds are playing soon 😂😂😂 #LUFC Anyone else?
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@WomenReadWomen Reason 153,782,560 why I cannot and do not take these individuals seriously.
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Apparently if you disagree with the tactics though you're sliding with the oil companies. Nah they're just irritating knobs who want to upset everyone. If my child needed to go to hospital the police would have to find me after. I don't care.
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Just Stop Oil prevent a woman from taking her baby to the hospital. Absolutely disgraceful.
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I mean this from the bottom of my heart I never ever want to see casilla in a leeds shirt again. I was disheartened he was selected but not surprised. Please let him fuck off.
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Girl I know has fake tits and a fake face...botox the lot...but refuses to vaccinate her child because it isn't natural...🤣🤣 her stupidity has no limit does it! Moron
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@DrJessTaylor Women frequently tell stories of doctors refusing to sterilise them ‘in case their husband wants more children in the future’. I asked to be sterilised I got told no because what if I met someone new if my partner died...🤣 I wouldn't date someone who wanted more kids 🙊🤷‍♀️
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Headline should read: World athletics excludes males from female events
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Legally allowed to leave the house! No more isolation 🤞🤞🤞🤞
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16 years...milking our weekend for all it's worth (and will so for a while!) Cheers
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@MarshadeCordova @MForstater Why are so many men so angry at this.
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Got an interview tomorrow...so very very very excited
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Absolutely adore autumn 💙💛
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@leicspolice Theres a word for that...let me see...women. WOMEN for those at the back!!!
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Good morning from a stunningly beautiful Harrogate! Waiting for a meeting so going to enjoy some sunshine and the trees 😍
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Happy gin day 😋
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@ejwalsh_ed @TotalRumours Dallas is excited for his England call up too...
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MILNER FOR SPEAKING OUT 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Merry Christmas to all you lovely Leeds fans 💙💛💙 (and the rest of twitter too) #LUFC #ItsChristmasEve 🎄🎄🎄
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Tropical storm!
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Word of advice to the younger generation. Don't take aim at other women. It makes you look shit. When you reach my age, you need women to hold you up. If you're dragging them down you're part of the problem.
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@RaithRovers How to destroy your club in 24 hours.
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I would have liked to have continued watching the kit launch by #LUFC however, too many comments by certain fans about the female presenters labia area actually disgusts me as a female fan...and #LUFC do nothing about it. Get some respect.
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