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@SmallMitch09

3 years

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@DavidJumbo_ @_yinxx_ Me I will keep on saying regardless of who you are in this life of sin.. God fit do am for you.. Only a fool says there is no God..

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@SmallMitch09

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@_BobMfonmma Omo why do good things gotta end quickly Ehn? 😞If na the one wey go stress your grandpa and ruin your life, them go live reach 80yrs.. Sorry man.. it is well..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Teri4PF @hashtagDgreat This statement Dey always funny to me.. My brother na why I Dey always tell niggaz if you can’t find love when you down, bro the tendency to meet who’s true when you up is rare.. People would always wanna be on your good side when you got money..

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@monsieur_avril Funny enough, I know this young man.. like he lives in my zones.. he said he loaned her money and when it was time to collect the money back, she started the joke, then the rest was history, he reported to the police b4 she came to do this apology online. Told me it’s her norms.

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@iexcelon @MissAppenine @Clan_Clueless Make them go now, na una Dey rate people, if person no wan dey your life Cos of funds, make them shift.. you sef face and double your hustle, person wey go love you go love.. No time bro..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Bassey_000 @Tekanomo_ Symbiosis?

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Onome3K Anybody wey go accuse me falsely for this life for rape and I survive am, make the person Dey run for life, cos I will not wait for the law, some of us don’t leave vengeance for the Lord..

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@the_Lawrenz Omo if this was a Chelsea match and na Man Utd Dey lead, your mouth for don swell.. no try this kind prank for your life again 😒

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@EvansTed101 lol we literally talk about everything, politics, football, music, relationships, religion,drugs... this is the realest gathering you can ever see.. but it happens mostly in our teenage age crossing into the adulthood..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@femifemisire @TheVunderkind Terrible leaders..

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@SmallMitch09

8 months

@Benn_X1 Did girls actually say they don’t know if their man is a Yahoo boy 😂😂😂? Una too Dey play for this app sha

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@SmallMitch09

11 months

@NwaBabyOne Her talent is cracking jokes not drawing circles 😂

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@SmallMitch09

9 months

@SheunAdeola If a random man stops to pick me up cos it’s raining I will reject the ride😂😂.. you Dey whine me.. Abeg make rain beat me or I enter shade wait..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@dharmieKING Instead of buying this house for this price, I will buy 2 mini flats abroad and let out.. and be collecting rent monthly for life.. this na whining”..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@ayoade_kolade @black_bhoy_ Nigga shut TF up.. shut Up!! Just shut up

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@EtuboLion I knew it, I was just waiting.. I just knew it.. Like when he started I was listening and was surprised at the first 7 seconds that he was making sense then after that.. no be Josh again

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@SmallMitch09

8 months

@ojay_obin Men are not too engrossed with clout, it’s a woman’s thing.. Side niggaz know their place, side Niggaz want your relationship to thrive not break.. Side Niggaz love their lanes.

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Sxmto_ It’s the grammy’s .. they don’t respect that shit in the Hiphop streets.. Look how long it took Nas to win with a mid album cos he had to dumb down and put some commercial features on it.. such is life ..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@iredumare If you take a lot of Nigerians on a date na that time you go know say our leaders no Dey fall from heaven..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Naiyoopumpey I will rather walk on water than climb horse for 5k, donkey wey carry our Lord Jesus go Bethlehem no do reAch this one.. 😏

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@DavidHundeyin @pengfineboy Lol I will keep saying this anywhere as fuckd up as Obj was, Obasanjo is still the bar.. The fuckin bar!

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Golden_Shellyy Lol.. Wizkid is gonna get plaques no doubt, maybe a musical legacy, which Burna might even do more..You kids of nowadays should understand that Fela is and was a movement,Fela was like Mandela and the likes.its disrespectful to put them in the same sentence

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@thesavvygirll @MrWalexzy No matter how long you have waited.. Use a Danfo!! Use a Danfo!!! Make one hour waiting no go be the end of person life.. don’t enter a private car except you know the person.. Times and streets are rough..

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@SmallMitch09

6 months

@ProbablyDafe Na since I don know this one., I no fit talk wetin Dey my mind cos e go too harsh.. From our leaders you go know say Monkey get coordination pass us.

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Mr_JAGs @Mrczarr Lmao what are you people cappin? What did he say here, widen the ends on taxes? Firstly how tf do you tax an already improverished nation? I mean on Saturday you guys went out buying votes of the aged people? How do you tax a large population of poor people in an inflated economy

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@SmallMitch09

10 months

@eldivyn Lol the one that was raped in BRT Bus nko, Bamise or Tunmise? Can’t remember her name..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@77_Kiah @Blackshadie Elasticity bro... elasticity.. We never do shit but stretch... Nigerians be like that guy for indomitables..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Nsukka_okpa Bruhhh those times were mental.. 😂😩Omo our eyes don see shege for this Naija as youths.. God go punish anybody wey go vote this government come back..!😒

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@SmallMitch09

5 years

@azukamukolu @_iBarelyTweet @Tutsy22 Y'all see a girl complaining bitterly about sch yeah, me I see an actress.. she better than a lot of Nollywood adults out here.. so much confidence!!

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@TheObiOfLagos Many Nigerian men are Simpsons.. and trust me, they multiply..

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@Wizarab10 Omo in my years of being with babes I never hear that statement.. even if it’s jokingly.. They already know you are a weak man from day 1, these women are like K9s, they can smell your weakness.. Especially the Mr Nice guys.. No Dey start wetin you no fit finish.

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@QDheygee @alexlobaloba I knew I would see one ridiculous comment, I just knew it, I just couldn’t wait for it 😂😂😂😂

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@GistReel This shit happen to me twice, my shop wall was broken from the back and they clear my TGM merch, 6 months later they broke into my car and moved a client’s contract. I be thug oh,but I dropped a tear, 2018 was that brimstone year 4 me, My dear you go replenish. God is able.

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@Aderinsola_AA Lol The debt for Lagos as at 2022 is 877 billion Naira, yet it’s the state with the highest taxes.. That book wey you wan open dem lock am for one person house,like I always say eyes go clear everybody

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@SmallMitch09

4 years

@AngryTiger__ When you have hustled and struggled for so long and the breakthrough finally shows up ..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Chonsyy @LibraLord88 This simply means degree doesn’t equate common sense, when you walk in the gathering of cows for too long, sooner or later you start to Moo like every other cow..

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@SmallMitch09

8 months

I talk to myself a lot, na why I Dey hate loose guard.

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@EtuboLion Omo this thread Dey make me smile, I don get multiple road rages, I’m older now and calmer.. at some point I was searching for anger mgt classes in Lagos..still got a baseball bat in car trunk.. Still on Guard..

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@SmallMitch09

7 months

@BabyWhale___ @Aya_Aya_Emiko But why you go see Shaffy Bello no add ma’am.. Like I don’t even like calling people Aunty but I address women way older than me with Madam/Ma.. it’s courtesy tho

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@OmoIyaRisi So your point is.. cos we that we were born before Tinubu was governor, how did that affect our lives positively.. Most of you have Choosen to become slaves, your fathers and mothers were slaves and you have joined their fold, when do you get liberty ? Ok what about your kids?

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@SmallMitch09

5 years

@OfficialBmax lol Boiled yam and palm oil is underrated.. 😒

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@whynotfollowbac @tundealuko And they have plucked out our eyes cos I don’t know how long mans would be blind ..

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@SmallMitch09

8 months

@Mz_Tosyn @Sholexx_ Who you be ? Them go drag you like rag commot for the crib.. your papa sabi Federal Government? Everytime you never jam me.. who you be ? You pass Blessing CEO wey dem Dey disgrace..? Or you feel say your craze na highest,them go just rough handle u for nothing.

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@Babs_Abiona Why did they then open a political department last elections? No one is saying Adeboye should endorse anyone, I think it’s just hypocritical to be on the fence or be quiet cos Osinbajo is not on the ballot .. we have Christian candidates except they are fine with the MM ticket

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@SmallMitch09

4 years

@DABICH1_ Delay is not denial.. Keep going

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@dondekojo @Emerald_Biyi If na Naija them go don adjourn the case till 2036..

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@Pope6ix9ine @monsieur_avril Obviously..

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@SmallMitch09

4 years

@AkpraiseMedia @jidesanwoolu can you see these fuckers? Can you see why we were out last week with our flags and y’all still shot at us.. How many times will you disband SARS.. can you see it’s still going on? @ARISEtv

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@wesley__oa He just needs to juxtapose the pun.. guns(kala), SARS,EFCC, colored men, he can still make it, na just context and experiences, e Dey happen too for Naija.. If he’s good and he listens to advice, make him switch up in real Naija times.. also get dope producer.

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Tomiwa__A @ChidiOmo @jidesanwoolu Why you begging him to do his fuckin job? The next thing we will see is pointing fingers and condolences and nobody would be penalized as usual.. VIO, road safety and LASTMA are only after private cars cos of the money dey will make.. as usual let’s scream Eko O ni baje’!!!

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@SmallMitch09

10 months

@abmillz But why do women use these things ? Wetin Dey worry women? Wetin be their problem gan gan?

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@victorCsylvanus @kusssman Anytime I say these things at work, one babe go Dey fume, madam we’ve seen this happen countless times.. una go chill well when time reach no worry”.

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@SmallMitch09

10 months

@O_SteveAde They should stop involving the short guy, he’s very wicked 😂😂

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@theLiveware @pixelDahn Where do you people get these things ? Who you ppl on this app 😂😂😂

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@AAAlatishe @dharmeyexplicit Opportunity meets preparedness.

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@SmallMitch09

7 months

@JayeEkun Omo you suppose know say our economy don erupt and gas too cost.. calm down bro

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@Debest_of_Kings Bruh went hard.. 😂😂 but in all honesty Lagosians Dey always make me laugh.. Wtf is a baddie? Is your coochie made of Gold or Etherum cos I do not understand the nonsense

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@DAFLOWABIOYE @Diekoloremi Lol just like the saying that goes you can never know a man till he’s really rich or powerful..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@stephen_tomoni @insanespotter @Elkrosmediahub Why all these diabolic lifestyle just for the small cheese, as in why go thru this stress? For what exactly.. Poverty is big tool in this fuckin country..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@greatstar360 @AfamDeluxo @mane67n19 Are you people not mad like this on this app 😂😂😂

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@SmallMitch09

5 years

@jidesanwoolu Fix the roads first.. do your job first .. lead by example, we can’t be changing shock absorbers every 3 months .. 😒

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@chubi_4_u @Oluwatboy @Sujodamystique @i_am_olowo Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂, this is so apt, you be weyrey

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@jemmyajibola @____sammyy @MekaWrights There’s something special oh, be grateful to God that He added a year to your life..you ain’t better than a lot of your mates wey don off, just be grateful, that’s what I do.. The other senrere of one party no concern me,it’s also a day of reflections.

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@SmallMitch09

7 months

@HenryBObbY09 Lol the very funny part about this life of sin is that Man no be God, today you act and talk like a child, tomorrow you become an adult and life really comes fast at you..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@ChrisOdiaka @iamAbode That your number is 3 is dicey but true.. the human mind can be logical in times like this.. let one try to control his/her emotions.

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@SmallMitch09

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@IamBonkosi_SA 😂😂😂 Bruh, like I do not even celebrate my birthdays not to talk of planning it, if e sup everybody go just show, drink,chop and go home..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@PauleChidi @__papi_3 E no go better for insecure and you are not mature” …

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@borax101 @jeffphilips1 For over 7yrs we are still talking about GEJ.. what has Buhari done ? Out of the hundreds of promises what has he done, Omo the ordinary Nigerian man lacks common sense..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Naija_PR Lol all the kidnappers wey dey kidnap since na tinted vehicles them dey use.. never seen such a ridiculous administration in my whole life

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@_naijablackgirl @NomskyN @Tejumola__ Never in your life disrespect yam.. I still Dey vex say old yam never come out and you slander our dearly Beloveth yam.. pls don’t!

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@SmallMitch09

23 days

@OmoGbajaBiamila So you are telling me if they one tiny stain on this man, they wouldn’t have brought it out since..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@TheLotaChukwu See Ehn the thing taya me.. an innocent fish, just because him check shirt don Dey fade.. Ehn 😏😂..

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@SmallMitch09

5 months

@xeverade @faka_of_west419 Did this guy say mess doesn’t stay one place.. 😂, I’m going to look for this weyrey

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@ebonibae @dipson_ola @FavorGrace90 So she should order like a thief, many of una no get manners.. be eating like it’s your last day on earth.. Courtesy is key, read the room.. Be moderate, you go still eat after that day!..

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@SmallMitch09

5 years

lol if Sega is a fraud and he’s still helping the common man, what will now happen if he’s for real.. you sef check am now.. we never see anybody like that man for the history of Naija .. big ups man, God go bless you @segalink

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@UncleCCA Tinubu is the best thing after slice bread.. they should not worry he would make Nigeria great.. I just came back from a 5hr traffic in Lagos, a journey of 30-40mins within the same mainland.. na only Igbo people been dey the traffic..

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@SmallMitch09

7 months

@chukaobi Bros Muscle is 6.5 million, a Tokunbo Muscle.. a fucking Second hand car of 2009 in 2023 is almost 7 million.. 😭😭. my God will continue to punish all of u that voted APC from 2015 till now.

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Kemisanwo @ltsibraheem The word unwisely “ is key.. and if you don’t you are termed broke”..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@daniel_kikiowo @YomY0m_ Safe haven is the best jam I’ve heard from a Nigerian since Devil in California by Burna was released 4 years ago..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@peibulu @wilfrik @tonybankx93 No.. you should read the tweet again and this time with your brain switched on”.. Don’t vote rubbish!!

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

Just free am, Burna Boy is a complete Artist”.. Sabi Boy

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@SmallMitch09

8 months

@stephcrown06 @IamNobody_fr I will recite it and it’s been a while I had anything to do with the National anthem, that being said.. she was supposed to practice or do a rehearsal or was she just called out of the blue to take this responsibility?..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@adedamola_op And this would cost a fortune, like I always say instead wasting millions of Naira for a property on the island, I will purchase a house abroad and be collecting rent monthly for generations..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@kingsmen_x @novieverest And she decided to choose her friend’s butter..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@MobilePunch Funny how they know so much about IPOB and little about Boko Haram and herdsmen that has been steady terrorizing states for years now..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Ph_Obidon I still really don’t know why people come online to post their monies, to gain what, to what end, to show what, I would really find the answer to this question one day ..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@waleomooba @SavvyRinu Lol you just dey cap for here.. I wish say this your cappins fit wake Kolade Johnson or Okey or Jamiu wey dem kpuff 2 years ago.. Most of you are not aware of anything, una just wan comment..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

Peter Obi is not a Messiah, we never said he is.. we are just tired of the same cabal, circle of corruption,embezzlement,incompetence and mediocrity,the same circle that promises and fails,these people have been here for over 30yrs. Vote Wisely #PeterObiForPresident #ASUU pls RT

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@le_capone Lol ordinary relationship wey G boy get money wey still Dey beat them,dem tie chain.. na Buckingham palace you want make them Comot.. Omo leave all unreal takes for here..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@EL_GEEZZE @Wizarab10 Bruh them fit just dey talk about business proposals and shit 😂

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Jenniferfidels @tayo_oyebisi @Nsukka_okpa @dejustice_ 😂😂😩 pls you people should stop, I Dey inside Danfo

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@SmallMitch09

6 months

@Gidi_Traffic Old age can be a gift and a curse sometimes especially when you are very lonely.. all these gra gra wey we Dey do about being a loner, na old age go tell..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Morris_Monye All of you saying 2-3 months are either earning 200k above or not living in Lagos or you are not paying other bills or eating that same month or you people are doing magic in this hard economy cos I no come understand..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Blackshadie 😂😂 fam they don’t act it like this no more ..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Fl_ankie @king_koddy 😂😂😂 Aswear after I cry finish na to fight.. fuck anything wey wan happen after that.. I go just dey say my last prayers as I Dey fight

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@G_Samito @kaptain_stephen Nahhh.. this guy na Colored men.. He got numbers on his scorecard nothing you wan tell me.. No be today

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@SmallMitch09

1 year

@PoojaMedia Never seen a more 17yrs Nigerian footballer than this..

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@SmallMitch09

3 years

@Shutabug Omo these moments were fuckin epic.. 😂animal government

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

@Ann_tunji @asemota You don’t work ways around a mumu ..

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@SmallMitch09

2 years

Cuppy just catching her cruise sha

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