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5 years

Pleasant nightmares!

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4 years

I don’t give a fuck if you’re a long time sub. I don’t give a fuck if you have a sub gift badge. I don’t give a fuck if you’re drunk. You type racist shit and you’re no longer welcome in my show. Apologies to anyone who witnessed that asshattery. No 2nd chance on that one bub

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7 years

So, @brycewise showed me this image and I couldn't resist. I assume this is what being a @Twitch chat moderator is like

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4 years

Canceling today’s show. Did some heavy thinking last night and I need to change. My alcoholism has taken hold once again. I am squandering the opportunities you all provide me. I am sorry Let me take today as a first step towards bettering myself. This will be hard, but worth it

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7 years

Reminder to ALL @Twitch streamers - With the amazing addition of sub gifting, it goes without saying that there may be an influx in sub numbers followed by a sharp decline next month. This is NOT a negative reflection on you or how you run your show. You are awesome. Don't forget

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8 months

Welp. My household is a little smaller tonight. We had to say goodbye to Samus. She was a sweet little girl with sass to boot. She’s now poopin in that great big litter box in the sky. Long live Queen Samus. Gonna miss her

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6 years

I think @Twitch should do it's own version of Extreme Home Makeovers but call it ExSTREAM Makeovers. I can see an entire chat chanting " Move that green screen! Move that green screen!" *green screen removed to reveal a sweet new casting setup*

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7 years

I hope I speak for all streamers on this - Thank you viewers. Thank you for allowing us to do what we do. Chatter or lurker, you matter

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4 years

Day 1 of sobriety. Check

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6 years

I would like to solidify a point I tried to make on the show earlier and have tried to make over the course of almost 5 years of broadcasting. Sub Non-sub Chatter Lurker You are not a number. You are a part of a community. I encourage you to embrace that You matter

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4 years

I think I speak for many broadcasters when I say that I’m honored to be background noise while you do what ya do. Cheers to the lurkers out there

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6 years

Shoutout to the viewers on #Twitch who watch the majority if not the entirety of their favorite entertainer's shows. 5-8+ hours is no joke. You da real MVP. Don't worry, we see you :)

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5 years

What could be down there?

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4 years

Day 6 of sobriety in the books :)

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1 year

GUESS WHO JUST WALKED THEIR HAPPY ASS INTO THE HOUSE AFTER MISSING FOR DAYS!?

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5 years

I will NEVER mention another broadcaster by name in a negative light. I never have and never will. I will say this though - I just witnessed a well established streamer call their community "pathetic" due to a lack of interaction from chat. Do YOU, think that is acceptable?

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8 months

I’ve had my voice in things, but never my face in a video game. I am now retiring. Made it into the highly anticipated Grand Poo World 3 I’d also like to know who tf gave this picture to Barb and/or how you found it

Is Grand Poo World 3 Done Yet?

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8 months

Congrats @Sm0kal0ke

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4 years

My COVID test came back positive. I’ve been masking up hard and rarely leaving the house since Jan. Who knows. Most importantly - Whether a false positive or not, I will take it seriously aside from jokes on stream. No need for worry yea? It is what it is. Much love

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1 year

Apologies for the abrupt end. Witch was in a car accident earlier today. She seemed fine (adrenaline is a helluva drug), but seemed to decline rapidly. I’ve rushed her to the hospital and they’re working their magic currently. Will update as needed

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2 years

1st day in cutting back smoking. With your encouragement, only 3 disgusting cigs in 10 hours. For a 20+ year smoker, this is huge for me. Thank you so much. Seriously

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6 years

The fact that I'm seeing " edgy memes " about the Youtube HQ incident is disheartening. You're not funny You're not trendy You are, however, an unempathetic addition to the problems plaguing our society and deserve to stub your toe every time you consider laughing at misfortune

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6 years

So...ummm. I was just recognized by the bass player of one of my favorite bands because of the stream while outside grabbing a smoke and a beer. My Fucking Night Is Made

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3 years

Honored to receive an SNES copy of Grand Poo World 2 from @DKBarbarian himself. Thank you! Extra shoutout to the smw community for being so welcoming and encouraging. Ya’ll are insanely talented. Keep up the great work :)

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5 years

My show is like my penis. It isn't the biggest, but it damned sure ain't the smallest (insert your lewd emote of choice here) Seriously. 50k followers. It's been a crazy 5 year journey and there are no signs of slowing down. Thank you!!

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6 years

5 years ago today, I went live on Twitch for the first time. Nothing could have prepared me for the opportunities, friendships, and adventures that were ahead. I wanted to commemorate something that has been truly life changing and will never be forgotten. Thank you, @Twitch

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5 years

Why is live streaming and driving allowed on @Twitch ? I hope I speak for literally any other driver out here on this one- As someone who drives a car and rides a motorcycle, the last thing I EVER want is another person distracted whilst in a 1 ton death machine. Help? THOUGHTS?

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7 years

BYE FELICIA!

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2 years

I JUST PAID OFF MY MOTORCYCLE! Sorry for yelling :p Excited to officially own my Scout Appreciate opportunities you all allow me have <3

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3 years

What would you say about a PS5 giveaway?

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4 years

I’ve harped about this lately, but today marks 7 days sober and I gotta say, it genuinely feels nice. Waking up (way) earlier, enjoying more of the day, and ultimately finding my center again. This 30 day (minimum) journey is looking promising in relearning the word moderation

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8 months

I truly appreciate the love for Samus today. Some of ya’ll met her way back as “the flying cat” who used to sit on the green screen couch. No, I’m not over it. I will mourn and continue to do so. I love her. Miss her. The headband still goes on tomorrow Wearing her shirt

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8 months

We tryna do Christmas right

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5 years

Managed to get this video a few years back and wanted to share my grandfather with ya. He was always smiling, laughing, and absolutely loved to play music. Father, grandfather, WW2 vet, and an absolute inspiration. Gonna miss this tough old man

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6 years

Me: Hey gurl. Wanna smash? Girl: Your place or mine? *arrives at home* Me: *lights some candles* Girl: *blushes* I don't usually do this on the first date Me: It's ok, I'll be gentle Me: *hands girl controller* Who do you main? Girl: Huh? Me: LET'S SMASH!

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4 years

I find myself waiting for that next drink every single day. I use alcohol as a crutch. It has disconnected me from the world and from you all. My girlfriend has agreed to fight with me on this. Either I change or it’s an early grave.

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2 years

OFFER ACCEPTED

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2 years

Puppy acquired! About 15 minutes here and she’s making herself at home

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4 years

My girlfriend is extremely upset with how she’s being treated at work. I would gladly stream 90 hours a week, run ads, or work the damned street corner (Z-Jays are available) to support her if she needs to leave in order to be happy. As long as I don’t have to stream Fortnite

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4 years

This also applies to sexist and homophobic slurs. Jesus Christ, it’s 2020, let’s act like it

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3 years

8 years ago I started a new hobby. That hobby blossomed into something I'd never even considered. 8 years ago today, I began streaming on Twitch. Thank you for everything :)

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5 years

Just received the news that my grandfather passed away at 94. He was an amazing man. I'm lucky to have known him and honored to call him family. He'd want the family to celebrate him. We will Have a wonderful night and please be sure tell those close to you that you love them

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11 months

Anyone wanna get married?? I’m licensed!

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2 years

A quick thanks again for everyone's support in the cutting back smoking venture. Not/heavily cutting back smoking is a bit brutal after 20+ years. We're 1 week in and ALREADY down to half a pack or less a day. It's tough My wallet, girlfriend, lungs, and I thank you Nerds

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2 months

The deed is done. My friends are married. We be drinkin and celebrating. Found this beautiful girl at the reception. Gonna ask her to be my girlfriend

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5 years

Hi, my name's Smoke and I'd like to talk to you about gun safety

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6 years

Nothing is set in stone of course. Lots of options to weigh, but it never hurts to look, right?

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4 years

My 30 day cleanse has been enlightening. I have learned that I do not need to drink. Kinda nice not waking up in a haze :p I have learned that it can and should be controlled as I have that ability. Thank you all for encouraging this and sticking with me :) /1

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5 years

Hey internet. Girlfriend went out for groceries and returned with this little lady. I introduce to you, Lagatha Meowthbrook

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5 years

Seriously though. After switching my energy drinks to good coffee, changing 10+ shitty beers a night to a few decent ones, and generally taking a more relaxed approach to the show, I’ve found myself more relaxed. Hope you all enjoy the minor changes!

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6 years

I came out solo to a quiet pub to have a few drinks and have a small personal celebration for seeing how far our community has come in 5 years. I’m legit crying. Not ashamed. Happy tears. I’m humbled and SO fucking proud of us. I genuinely love you all

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4 years

She’s singing Hamilton while making us dinner after a long day. I’m ok with this When you see this, sorry babe.

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2 years

Today, I'm excited to celebrate 9 YEARS of streaming on @Twitch Thank you all for your continued support in keeping the shenanigans rolling and for bringing the good vibes day in and day out. Thank you for the opportunities you have allowed me Thanks for being you :) Cheers!

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3 years

Obligatory vacation photo post

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7 months

The meeting was a success!

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2 years

Apologies that today's show will be delayed starting @WitchWhoResists and I are doing this stupid thing... BUYING A HOUSE! We sign at 3pm :) AHHHHASDFLKADSF;IOAJSDF;LAKSJL;KASJ

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5 years

Anybody want to win a Switch?

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7 years

Admitting that I have a problem is one of the most difficult things I've ever done. Thank you all for your support during this transition.<3

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5 years

The pressure to be a streamer, no, an entertainer is unreal sometimes. The expectations. It’s a fucking mindfuck. On and off stream We are pressured so hard Why? Cause we love what we do? Fuck yea we do. It wears a person down from time to time. I truly love you all

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9 months

Don’t fuck this up

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2 years

Welp. Cat’s outta the bag. We welcome this little lady into our home this week :)

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4 years

Not gonna lie, I really wanted that drink tonight at bowling. Not having the “routine” beer and shots threw me off a bit, but damnit we pulled through. Anywho, back to your regularly scheduled twitter feed :) See ya in the mornin!

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3 years

The lady and I are officially on vacation! First time in years. Excited to kick back and just reeeelax for a minute Pumped for the return next weekend. Lots of good stuff to play :) Appreciate everything ya'll do for us.

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3 years

DEBT FREE

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5 years

IM SO EXCITED!!!!

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5 years

Samus found her comfy spot in the sink at the vet

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2 years

Quick tour! 2nd half in replies

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3 years

Sorry there’s no show today. I had something really important come up

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5 years

I got the place. Signing the new lease on Monday Now to enjoy the soothing sounds of Iron Maiden at PPG Arena

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8 months

Still trying to comprehend 10 years of streaming. Thank you. Genuinely. Thank you so much

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2 months

What has 2 thumbs and is about to perform a wedding? This guy. Wish me luck!

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1 year

Home safe! Thanks for the well wishes folks :)

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1 year

Welp, we just trekked in the rain up and down a few streets putting out fliers in mailboxes for our missing cat :( Everyone in this neighborhood is super nice, so we feel like if someone has found her, they’ll call. We miss her

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30 days

For my fellow Americans - ALWAYS ask for an itemized bill after a doc/hospital visit. Ask them to explain the charges. Just finished a 2nd round of “what is this” and yet another bill was reduced after they couldn’t. $250 down to $36 bucks. US healthcare is a joke

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2 years

She decided to be brave and follow me. Stair skill lvl up

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6 years

I won’t lie that I’ve been in a weird mental state lately. Been working on fixing things by eating better and going to the gym. I’m about to embark on a serious quest to give you all a better me. Step 1. Clear my head properly. I don’t really have the money for it...but I got it!

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5 months

Best. Birthday. Ever

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5 months

Sniffled through my photo albums & found this gem to celebrate the day: Adorable Li'l @Sm0kal0ke with his Zelda game on his 7th birthday ❤️ Happy birthday Baby Boy! You're an amazing human & I love you more than words can say ❤️

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4 years

The girlfriend has shown interest in streaming. Here’s the mock setup we just finished :) Stayin busy!

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1 year

Good vibes appreciated. Pops is in the hospital. You know how this shit goes

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8 months

I can now say that I’ve been streaming on Twitch… FOR 10 YEARS Been a wild ride filled with amazing opportunities and shenanigans. Thanks for allowing me to do this :) See ya soon

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6 years

I don’t mean to interrupt your feed, but c’mon. Butts. Butts are great Big ones. Small ones. Some as big as your head. Butts

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6 years

When I find a broadcaster on @Twitch I enjoy :)

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1 year

Super happy Lagatha Meowthbrook is home. She’s a bit outta sorts. Double ear infection and a gnarly mystery wound. Right leg shaved, medicined up, and lookin a bit haggard, but she’s safe and warm :) Here’s an old photo of her lookin high af

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4 years

@AndyLunique The Legend of Zelda: A Kink to the Past

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1 year

A deal is a deal @FCancerNow Thanks to everyone to chipped in this year! Had a couple of buddies join in as well :) Why? Because FUCK CANCER

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2 years

If I’m ever elected Emperor of the World - 1. Universal healthcare 2. PS5 scalpers tarred and feathered 3. Pockets for ALL (dresses/jeans/etc) 4. Actual separation of Church and State These are but a few of my proposals. 4 MORE BEERS!

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3 years

A gift from my girlfriend’s parents :) The ever growing collection!

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4 years

For many, today is a day about giving thanks. I’d like to do just that. As of now, I’ve been streaming on @twitch for 7 years. Thank you for giving me the drive. Thank you for being a part of this community. Thank you for laughing with me this long:) Cheers!

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3 years

“Never thought I would die like this, but I’d always really hoped” - Fry Winters

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5 years

So, there's people outside of Planned Parenthood protesting at the moment. They have the right to peacefully protest. I have the right to peacefully give them the middle finger

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1 year

Yes

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2 years

30 minutes of sleep and 10 hours later

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6 years

Hey. Yes you. No matter what's going on in our lives, just know I appreciate you :)

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3 years

Welp. Got a car

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3 years

OFFICIALLY ON VACATION

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3 years

I’m one phone call and one payment away from being debt free...this has taken years. Today has been a solid day. Ready for more Mass Effect 2 tomorrow

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