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@Slytherinbias

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9 months

quotebot against humanity.

@cIowneryism

9 months

it’s ok to murder people but it’s not ok to disrespect your wife btw.

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I’ve said this before but I’ll say it again — this fanart is beautiful…but Lucius is too damn big for his britches in this

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9 months

quotebot against humanity.

@cIowneryism

9 months

i don’t want to be great. i just want to be happy.

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1 year

???..

luke | Eras x3 🤍

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1 year

what if I say Snape is the most disgusting charachter in harry potter, what then

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10 months

Hey guys just a reminder Snape was poor, grew up in an abusive household, had long hair and wore women’s clothing, had a completely normal crush on his bsf, the only person to ever show him kindness; and didn’t stop caring about someone he loved after they died, also normal btw

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11 months

I passionately hate Dove Cameron as a Narcissa fancast..

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1 year

That’s a little gay, Harry.

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

Happy Birthday to the one and only Severus Snape

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@Slytherinbias

9 months

quotebot against humanity.

@cIowneryism

9 months

i don’t think i’m normal.

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Bellatrix hates Lucius and I will stand by this. She, a 17 year old almost adult, saw a little 3rd year Lucius looking at Narcissa a little too fondly and decided he was the devils spawn and she’d treat him as such.

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1 year

@prongsstar_ Mamas boy unless he’s doing something he’s not supposed to then full on daddy’s boy

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

“Hide them all, then,” he croaked. “Keep them safe. Please.”

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

I don’t HATE dramione but I do hate 99% of Dramione Draco. This is NOT Draco Malfoy. Draco is not a bad boy he’s a NERD. He’s not some muscle hunk he is built like every other LANKY TWINK. his hair is not this stereotypical straight man hair he has WAVY HAIR.

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@Slytherinbias

11 months

Mark Eydelshtein

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@thenorthernsun

11 months

✩࿐࿔ Regulus Black

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1 year

“There’s nothing “I’ll remember, good to remember I remember about our childhoods” everything.”

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

@softreguluss Tbh I think I dislike ppl turning him into a coquette girlie most

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Ahem. /lh

jade★

@jadesbowie

1 year

i hate when people say that their favorite trope is grumpy x sunshine like why don’t you just admit your actual favorite trope is jegulus?

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1 year

— Analyzing some parts of the pantsing scene in Snape’s worst memory, a thread 🧵 — ‼️Big disclaimer: I love all these characters. I love Severus, Lily, james, Sirius etc. This is just me OBJECTIVELY giving my thoughts.‼️

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

When Astoria got too sick to feed herself, bathe herself, brush her own hair, etc, Draco was right by her side doing for her what she couldn’t. He’d make her food and feed her, cracking jokes to make her laugh and take away from her embarrassment.

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1 year

Ah yes, I wish it was the day my best friend suffered immense pain simply because I’m bored.

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Lucius and Narcissa loved Draco with everything they had, that’s entirely true. But love can’t always stop us from hurting the ones we love. Especially when we were never taught how to love properly.

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1 year

This is so cute

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@Slytherinbias

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@softreguluss He canonically did too 😭😭

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

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@lostaffections

10 months

the need to protect... someone other than myself. i realized there was such a feeling when i met you.

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9 months

Snily my beloved

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

It may be sad, but I don’t think Draco would ever re-marry after Astoria’s death. Sometimes there’s this person in your life that the love you hold for them could never be replicated for someone else.

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1 year

Well, ig this is proof that James didn’t bully Severus because he was into dark magic, it was just because he existed.

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

~{ How I perceive ScarFruit/Drarry, a thread 🧵 }~ —• —• —• —• —•

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1 year

The gfs

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Fanon James and Canon James are literally so different I can’t even view them as the same character. Like there are many characters still comparable to their canon-counterpart but James is borderline an oc

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1 year

Narcissa & Sirius if they were the same age

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1 year

Some random stuff I found on Pinterest that i thought was funny

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wicked girls & their wicked ways.

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10 months

“Snape was obsessive!!!” “She hated him!!!!” Sorry, I just can’t hear you over the sounds of them kissing muah (Lily was even more obsessed then Sev) muah muah smooch (she hated James bc of how he treated her gf) smooch smooch muah muah muah (Lily kissed Sev first)

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10 months

Severus is the most she/he to ever have her/him’d

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

@drarrycoded I KNOW I READ IT WENT:

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10 months

She’s MINEEEEEEEE!!!! YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER ITS NOT HER TIMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

HP fandom stop making canonically dark skinned black characters light skinned challenge!!!

rose…

@rosierblush

1 year

This is NOT blaise zabini, this is dean thomas

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

If mtwt gets to hc the marauders so that their actions are excusable can we do that for sev? He’s absolutely terrified of toads, Dumbledore instructed him not to interact with baby Harry bc he knew he’d become too attached & he had to be mean to the kids to save face w/ the DE’s

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Narcissa saw Regulus in Draco anyone who disagrees cAN KISS MY ASS <3

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Lily: “We should go to that new bookstore in Hogsmede tmr” Sev: “Could we go another time? I already made plans with Bruce” Lily: “…yeah, ofc! Sure, that’s no problem!” Sev: “..you sure? I could cancel if—“ Lily: “Nope! It’s fine, don’t even worry about it” Also Lily:

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

ppl thinking Lily hates Severus hanging out with Bruce bc he’s a blood purist but it’s actually bc she’s a bit possessive the first time Severus asked to hang out another time bc he had plans with Bruce she was internally SEETHING and already planning his demise

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@Slytherinbias

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ppl thinking Lily hates Severus hanging out with Bruce bc he’s a blood purist but it’s actually bc she’s a bit possessive the first time Severus asked to hang out another time bc he had plans with Bruce she was internally SEETHING and already planning his demise

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

“We’re you ever in love before me?” Lucius asked. “Once.” Narcissa responded. “What happened?” “…it just wasn’t meant to be.”

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

I’d like to dive into why I *personally* think the marauders bullied Severus. !! The things we do are always a result of the CHOICE we make, but most of the time there are reasons or things that have lead us to do those things !!

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1 year

We literally have one woman who tortured a child and another who is basically a pedophile…but Sev is the worst???????

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@Slytherinbias

11 months

࣪𖤐₊ ⊹ Scorpius Malfoy is for people who… ࣪𖤐₊ ⊹ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡

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They could never make me hate you pookie <3333

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⋆˙⟡ “This screams Narcissa” ⋆˙⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

And this is why I stand on the belief that—even canonically—Severus would be better as a guardian for Harry then wolfstar

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@louderthan_yoon

10 months

no bc harry needed to be the adult in so many interactions that involved wolfstar

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1 year

3) Lily’s reaction doesn’t make any sense. She just blinks and then uses the same insults made up by someone she despises?? it’s *also* very ooc for her. 4) why is James demanding Severus apologize as if he’s wasn’t just tormenting him??

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1 year

I like this part because I just imagine him going “fucking— twat *insert random hex name*”

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@Slytherinbias

11 months

Ik it’s basic but I like Dominic Fike

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@thenorthernsun

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✩࿐࿔ Evan Rosier

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1 year

Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy and her mistress Emmeline Vance (this is like inbetween genuine and satire art)

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𖥔 ݁ ˖Narcissa is for people who.. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡

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10 months

Mtwt is allowed to use headcanons to excuse the marauders but when I do it with canon info for Severus…ALSO I LIKE THE MARAUDERS????

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Why is Palestines opinion on queerness even being talked about right now?? I’m queer, and I don’t fucking care bc think about it, right now the last thing on these poor peoples minds is whether they give a shit about gays. They’re thinking of the genocide they’re living through.

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

I just remembered Lily found it a little amusing when Severus was hung upside down by James

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

@chiarsbowiex Fr, mtwt/tt love making Sev transphobic and classist as if he wasn’t trans-coded and poor?? Jkr gave him a lot of traits based on her bigotry like having a hooked nose, wearing women’s clothes & not being inherently masculine to make him seem unlikable & mstans fell for it.

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1 year

Lily to Severus about Mulciber

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@abhorarchive

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say my name ﹠ his in the same breath, i dare you to say they taste the same.

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1 year

The black sisters

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@Slytherinbias

11 months

Top gayest quotes from the Harry Potter books: “Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy” & “He wanted Lily, and he wanted Mulciber too.”

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

I love love love the noble house of black and their flaws and their arrogance and their toxicity and their greed and their beauty 🫶

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@Slytherinbias

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✮⋆˙ Regulus B. is for people who..✮⋆˙ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡ — ⟡

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

I can accept toxicity in my ships but never cheating. I just can’t do it

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Everyone thinking Severus is crazy as hell only for Lily to be 2x more batshit insane is one of my favorite things

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@Slytherinbias

8 months

Christians supporting israel or staying “neutral” is ironic because if Jesus was here right here, right now, do you know where he’d be? He’d be in Palestine feeding, clothing and caring for Palestinians. He’d be condemning Israel’s disgusting actions.

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1 year

Antisemitic micro aggressions, what a great start.

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@Slytherinbias

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Blonde Astoria killed my grandma

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9 months

Did James ever canonically apologize to Severus??

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

This fanart is gorg but the scene itself is not so gorg 😔

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

This seems fun!!

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1 year

@thenorthernsun REMINDS ME OF MY POST (this was one of those ideas that I wanted desperately to be able to draw😿)

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

My son and his son☹️❤️

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@Slytherinbias

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“My mother is the worst woman alive and I am her favorite daughter.” (She is very proud of this fact <3)

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Narcissa’s outfits .𖥔 ݁ ˖ — ⟡ : — ⟡ : — ⟡ : — ⟡

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1 year

This is so ooc for Lily it actually infuriates me.

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@Slytherinbias

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Snily if Severine had strong cute agression

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@Slytherinbias

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THE Hogwarts it couple of the 70s (Narcissa Black & Lucius Malfoy)

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

You guys do realize with complex, flawed characters they’re bound to do or say something that people aren’t going to like, and reasonably so?? Just bc people talk abt a bad thing a character did and don’t just excuse it bc they’re complex doesn’t mean they “can’t handle” it?

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

New jily fancast!!!!!! 😍😍😍

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Me irl: Me online:

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

Idk how y’all are saying you wouldn’t end up friends with Severus if you were at Hogwarts I’m like 99% sure I would

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

He’d brush her hair gently, kissing her shoulders when she’d cry from the grief of losing her independence. Draco never once got frustrated or tired of taking care of her. When he said through sickness and health, he meant it.

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

|| Narcissa variants and why, a thread || —• —• —• —• —•

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@Slytherinbias

10 months

I’m looking at you Snape-antis…

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

~{ The Lightning era careers, a thread 🧵}~ —• —• —• —• —•

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Can we appreciate him more, please?

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

Introduction to the cursed child generation! A thread 🧵 — • — • — • — • —

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1 year

@thenorthernsun Anemic Remus real

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@Slytherinbias

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Like this random dude that took me 5 seconds to find on Pinterest is a better Blaise

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

HP fandom stop making canonically dark skinned black characters light skinned challenge!!!

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

1) This doesn’t even make any sense. If you want Severus to call Lily a mudblood, there is much better ways to go about it— this feels lazy. 2) underwear turning grey isn’t caused by not washing them, which is what I’m assuming is being implied here. (1/2)

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@Slytherinbias

1 year

I wasn’t romanticizing them nor is that even canon 😭😭it was just meant to be a sad little headcanon and also parents can have abusive behaviors and still love their children???????? It’s not mutually exclusive