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@Slysterk

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He/Him - 29 - Asexual - Amateur writer of various NSFW tales. @Slysterad - AD @Slystervent - Vent @TheoAlmendel and @LyrrLunalarr are my amazing partners!

Arizona, USA
Joined May 2016
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
3 years
So, I figured I would update my pinned tweet. Turn it into something more comprehensive. Hi, my name is Sly. Or Todd. Whichever you prefer. I'm a lion who is often 2 cm tall...or smaller. I'm a writer of a variety of genres, ranging from serious scifi to fetish stories.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 years
@Caudlewag The next First Gay Disney Couple™️!
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
Ya know, since it's shark week, I should probably share this excellent picture of my skater boy shark Shori that @KCLT10 did. The boy has some unfortunately pretty warm shoes...must suck for his "lint."
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5 years
@Caudlewag ....Why are all the girls just humans with ears?
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
@vexwerewolf They literally had this occur during the development of Half-Life 2. The reason the Combine Gunships shoot rockets down is they are programmed to shoot the most dangerous thing to them. The devs intended this to be the player, the gunship decided it was the rockets. They...
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
@vexwerewolf decided it worked better like that. It awes me the US military could not foresee a problem found in the AI of a 2004 FPS enemy.
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@Slysterk
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1 month
@DrakeKangaroo A favorite of mine.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
3 months
If you'd like to read the book itself, you'll find it at the links below!
@scarfofsilver
scarf! 🔞
3 months
Book cover commission for @/SlysterK!
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
5 years
@WerewolfMoms @spotted_menace This is how the world changed so a goose chased Thatcher out of office
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 years
I was today years old when I learned Markiplier's brother is a furry comic artist.
@bnuuyes
auburn 🔥🐇
2 years
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 years
@DrunkArcher POV, check. Unaware, check. Paws, check. Marksallmyboxes...verygood.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
3 years
White, slightly transparent steam is a better way to depict musk that green WWI toxic gas looking stuff.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 months
Welp, it's my birthday. 29 years, man...feels weird.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
Welp. 28. Here I am. I'm not sure what to think. Thank you all for making my life so wonderful by being part of it. You keep me sane.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 years
Another year goes by. God, how time flies. Thank you all for being such wonderful friends to me. Your kindness and support keep me sane. Love y'all.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 years
Diane holding up your cloaker ring with a playful smirk as you start to swiftly dwindle...realizing that handshake was more than just a greeting.
@daily_foxington
daily diane foxington
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
So...decided to splurge. Thank you @/atkaso for the opportunity...now I just gotta come up with a good name for this boy. Thinking Syndric, but I'm open to suggestions...
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
10 months
A mage who is incredibly powerful and talented at shrinking magic...but doesn't realize it, or know they're even using it. Their teleportation spells never seem to bring anyone to them, and apprentices vanish during various rituals and experiments. Just suddenly poof.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
10 months
Horses with feet are hot.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
God...thisimagejusthasbeenlivinginmyhead...
@ArchmageEternal
Kai Vanrel
1 year
Oh good, it worked! Now let’s store you somewhere safe~ (Art by @Jazzumii )
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Doughy soles that literally peel away from the floor with every step...
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
8 months
Every day, I continue to be disappointed nobody had released a proper furry macro/micro dating sim.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 years
The fact there's so many furry VNs and not a single macro/micro dating sim continues to make me sad.
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Slyster Kething
5 months
A world where micros exist, but everyone normal sized is too oblivious to ever notice them...
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Slyster Kething
1 year
Macro aliens obliviously bringing back unnoticed micros to their homeworld who got stuck inside their spacesuit's boots after they took them off while exploring an "uninhabited" planet.
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Slyster Kething
5 months
Paws that go PLAP with every step.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
@vexwerewolf They're not Tarkin on the Death Star. They're the Stormtrooper extra that hit their head on the hanger control room door as it opened accidentally.
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Slyster Kething
5 years
@FenrirWolf42 @Caudlewag It really, really does.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
Big insects good. Big prey animals good. Role reversal is just verygood.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
3 years
Balloons and stuff! God, I'm 26. These last couple years were just a blurr.
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Slyster Kething
2 months
There should be more nano scale isekai content.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
I am not a Zelda fan, but... AU where Hylians are all Minish and Hyrule's greatest threat is not Ganon but oblivious normal sized Ritos and Zora stomping it unnoticed or by mistaking it for a bug nest.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Elon striding in to X Corp HQ to demand more essential wires be unplugged because that'll make people like him somehow.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
2 years
Twitter changed their name to X Corp.
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2 years
@ManyATrueNerd There are also rare instance where you will hear the Redguard male actor flub his line and restart it. And they left it ingame
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Slyster Kething
3 months
Always wonder which mutuals are okay with me simping about being their Sona's and/or OCs' paws....
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
My boyfriend @LyrrLunalarr drew this of him, our girlfriend @TheoAlmendel and I. AnditissoPRECIOUS!
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@RainbowUnicarn
World's biggest horsefur simp
1 year
Seeing so much negativity on my feed is annoying How about instead, you show me an art piece of your fursona that still makes you look this happy up to this day?
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3 years
@Caudlewag Done. My mother is evil, and gleeflully explaining how I'm a degenerate to her ultra religious self sounds like the perfect price to pay for finally being able to get rested.
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@vexwerewolf ...You know, between this and the toy kits that came with genuine uranium, I'm convinced that boomers just have the natural desire to poison themselves and others.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
5 years
POV unaware foodplay needs to be more of a thing. Why haven't there been really any VR pics of being in cereal or sandwiches or drinks?
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
Being so tiny, someone's entire body can be walked on like a planet...and explored in the same way. Just gotta watch out for all the "earth"quakes and sweat floods and other natural dangers caused by the person just going about their day...
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
7 months
Out of all my mutuals, who would be willing to let me get my usual weirdness of a POV of being your sona's/one of your OC's paws as a commission from someone? Or from you, if you're an artist?
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Soles you can sink into or get lost on.
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Slyster Kething
8 months
Steamy paws...love some good steamy paws.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Look. Big, thick, heavy paws are sogood.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Big doughy paws that obliterate lots of tinies, totally unnoticed to their owner...
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
5 years
My final Patreon reward from @mikedavins . And what a doozy it is. Guess Sly must have failed to notice he stepped on gum...and oh no, he failed to noticd he stepped on you too! You might be here for awhile...
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Slyster Kething
4 years
Dominant macros who tease you and push you to your limit, but never across it because they genuinely care about you.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
2 years
@vexwerewolf Cop satire is just dead at this point. Reno 911, Blues Brothers, the Keystone Kops...it's all just reality now. Except with no punchline and a whole lot more bigotry.
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Slyster Kething
5 years
Unaware paws stepping on micros, dooming them to be stuck to them unnoticed forever. Unaware jaws swallowing an indigestible micro who gets stuck inside the person's body and can't seem to get out. Or have the owner consider them anything other than chronic indigestion.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
I love that we, as a society, have not evolved past this point of treating retail employees after three-quarters of a century.
@JohnnyCallicutt
Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller
2 years
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller September 2,1947
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@Slysterk
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1 year
Might as well join in. Is it worth it? Yes, it honestly is.
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3 years
When the micros get feisty, you just gotta start yeeting them. I dunno why, but just how casual the giant woman is as she tosses the dude and how the guy is basically T-posing through the air kills me.
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Slyster Kething
1 year
When you run a bakery, but are also into food TF...
@choefeusuzu
evil purple airi fan
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since everyone is talking about donuts for some fucking reason im gonna bring back this
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6 years
'Normalizing sexualizing mass murder,' okay what? ...Look, I'm not really into rampage stuff. It does have some iffy qualities for me. But like...how do you normalize a concept that A) isn't possible and B) is part of pop culture already as part of kaiju films?
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Slyster Kething
3 years
Horses with feet are hot.
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Slyster Kething
11 months
Steamypawsarethebest...
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Slyster Kething
4 months
Soles thick enough you can sink into them like a pillow.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
Gonna post this. May do it over the work day during quiet times, or after work if it's super busy.
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
1 year
Anyone who believes this has never met @Purriwinkle or @PinballsWizard .
@Anxiousounce
Lilac Ounce: Art, Tarot 🏳️‍⚧️☮🇺🇦
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120.
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8 months
People who are unawarely existential threats to micros...
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Slyster Kething
2 months
A possible hot take, but musk is hottest when it's just represented as whitish steam rather than colored.
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Slyster Kething
6 months
Boys...massive, towering boys.
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Slyster Kething
1 year
Girls who are larger than me and oblivious to my existence are hot. Boys who are larger than me and oblivious to my existence are hot. Enbies who are larger than me and oblivious to my existence are hot. Just anyone who is larger than me and oblivious to my experience is hot.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Isekai/'waking up in the future' idea where a human finds themselves waking up from cryosleep as the sole survivor of humanity untold millennia in the future where the Earth is ruled over by anthro bugs of various kinds...all of which are 12 feet tall at minimum.
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Slyster Kething
9 months
Prick had the nerve to use his private account to post transphobic shit while talking with me and my trans girlfriend. Then he shut down his accounts when we found out. We have screenshots too. How's that for a dialogue?
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Slyster Kething
4 years
Being tiny and unable to die but constantly being battered about by unaware paws is ideal. Forever unnoticed, no threat of death...but always at the mercy of oblivious paws
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Worlds where humans are unnoticeable pests who live around and on oblivious anthros...
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Slyster Kething
4 years
It's my birthday. Yay, I guess.
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Slyster Kething
5 months
Fuck it. I don't have many, but I'll do my best.
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Slyster Kething
6 months
Getting lost unnoticed in big boots...
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Slyster Kething
4 years
Unaware is hotter than aware.
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Slyster Kething
12 days
I like when cruel macros dote on me as the one micro they love and care about.
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Slyster Kething
4 years
Drunk people in reality: Make me uncomfortable, gives me flashbacks to unpleasant things. Drunk people in fetish stuff like macro/micro and TF: Hot as fuck, love it, incredible.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Steamy, sweaty paws are the best...
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Girl paws...
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Slyster Kething
2 months
I cannot explain in words how desperate I am to be permanently plastered unnoticed to a girl's sole, spending the rest of her oblivious life there...
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Slyster Kething
3 years
Weird horny situation that's popped into my head. Waking up, and suddenly being someone's OC. Not in the sense you become one of their OCs, but you as your normal self have suddenly become their OC. You get treated as fictional, even though you're obviously real.
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Slyster Kething
1 year
This is the power of @Purriwinkle .
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Slyster Kething
4 months
Good end the liant. Tiny pet. Beloved little friend. Found family of sweet, doting giants. These are the things I crave.
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Slyster Kething
10 months
People who make chatbots of people's characters need to fucking stop. In general, but especially without permission.
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Slyster Kething
4 years
It's late, but hit me.
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Slyster Kething
11 months
Being snuggled by someone like 50 or 100 times bigger than me. Utterly massive and powerful enough to destroy me, yet entirely soft and gentle to me...
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Slyster Kething
1 year
Being mistaken for an inanimate object, and my new owner being too oblivious to ever realize the truth.
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Slyster Kething
2 months
You know, I don't think I ever posted a few of the other pictures Shanna drew of Becoming Mortal. So here, let me share them now. 1. Todd, immediately post shrinking. 2. Todd and Falm at the gates of Raf-Ojuh. 3. Todd and Hythe at the vent exit to Ms. Boucher's apartment. The...
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Slyster Kething
1 year
Sweaty paws are the best.
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Slyster Kething
2 years
People who wear boots and sneakers barepaw...theyarethebesttobetinyaround.
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Slyster Kething
3 months
The average person steps on 30 micros unnoticed a year factoid is actually false. The average person steps on 0 micros unnoticed. Slyster Kething, an oblivious tyrannosaurus who lives with his mother and sister, steps on over 100,000 micros each day without realizing, and thus...
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Slyster Kething
2 years
ASMR of the POV of someone tiny who has been accidentally swallowed unnoticed by a norm, and yet is unable to be digested by their stomach. Focus would be on the sounds of them doing various tasks...cleaning around the house, making and eating meals, going to work and having <c>
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Slyster Kething
1 year
Friends who are gods that toy with me are verygood.
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Slyster Kething
7 months
Being mistaken for an object and used by an oblivious person...
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@Slysterk
Slyster Kething
3 years
♥️ Put this on your profile ♥️ and who feels happy to be your mutual ♥️ will comment! ♥️ Mutuals hit me, I suppose!
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6 months
Horseswithfeetaregood...
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Slyster Kething
2 years
Modified this meme to fit me, because I am ace and stuff. Mutuals, hit me!
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Slyster Kething
11 months
Oh to be tiny and imperceptible, while also being incapable of being hurt even when I am constantly stepped on...
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Slyster Kething
5 years
Rik Mayall was taken from us far too soon.
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Slyster Kething
3 months
Can you do it without stating the obvious?
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