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@jewelzaid1998 OMG THERE ACTUALLY ARE PEOPLE WHO WERE ON AMBER TERDS’ SIDE?! I didnt know they actually existed, this is hilarious

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@FightHaven Shouldn’t have physically assaulted him with intent to harm 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@OrwellNGoode I would give up all other non-alcoholic drinks forever if every water I had for the rest of my life was absolutely devastatingly freezing cold.

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@TPostMillennial She’s so cringe

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@creepydotorg All my history books say the good guys always won

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@EggscellentRacc @ZodiacdaGanda @PhantoFicti0n lol what a bunch of retards

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@GoinCrazyFights Damn, I’ve never seen a pit bull do that before. Scary

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@esjesjesj No one bought a ticket because of octopus people. Regardless of your cries of racism, the movie will tank. The market is reliable 😉

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@reddit_lies This is the worst meme I’ve ever seen

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@hasanthehun It’s so crazy how this is 180 degrees the opposite of reality

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@DrKarenPinder Sounds like a good teacher

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@mikeymumbelz @freakoutfights I hope the people standing in the street were charged for denting that persons car. Idgaf what they’re out there for

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@meangyalbae @pearlythingz For sure I’d rather suffer through Pearl. I know she wouldn’t cause a scene at restaurants and movie theaters.

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@BIPOCracism They’re all hilarious. I hope they keep em comin. Maybe one day they’ll find a single one that even remotely hurts my poor little feelings 😪

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@EverythingOOC Because everyone has been aware of breast cancer for probly a century and a half. The Barbie movie is new and exciting.

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@WomenPostingLs Probably shouldn’t have an open relationship if you don’t want the results 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@PasteMagazine “Carrying Aquaman” 😂

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@ThinkingAtheist @SethAndrewsTTA He seems to have been consistent in his realistic point of view based in reality. Good for him. I very much respect people that stick to their scientific viewpoints in the face of social decline. Great man.

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@neiltyson No, they’re not

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@JuniperLSimonis @sillylilyts If trans women are women then logically women are also trans women, bigot

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@PalmerReport That would ensure he gets elected. You better hope it’s not true lol

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@DelusionPosting Lol “IF RELIGION DOES IT ITS NOT MUTILATION!”

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@FatsPostingLs Hell yes lol

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@Variety “Fallout from her *false allegations*” Fixed it

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@billintheburbs Hey! How did this tweet age?

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@WarzoneIntel My favorite ❤️. I love that people hate it. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

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@svershbow And you hear back a resounding “no” lol

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@fred_guttenberg It’s definitely free speech

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@BrutalCams Always the people blocking the road are in the wrong. Without exception

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@DreamLeaf5 They didn’t need AI to generate that lol. Cuz it is what’s happening. Check them school shootings out. But the AI is def funnier. Nice work, computers

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@IGN Did they try not clicking on it and literally not caring? Thats what I do and it has a pretty consistent success rate

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@ClownWorld_ Woman is a hero. The customer is mostly wrong

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@IGN Have you guys seen South Park? They explained it pretty well recently

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@credenzaclear2 Lol you sound like an incel

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@katherineOma I can not stress how much I don’t care. Getting him elected is about making you cry

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@jimmykimmel You’re still testing for Covid???

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@tayredacted You screaming “far right” at rational centrists doesn’t help your cause

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@SpeakerPelosi If no one is above the law, then you should ALL be arrested.

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@sw_holocron Using the genitals of the crew as a selling point of a film screams “bad script”.

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@TrueNorthCentre If my math is correct, this means the patient was gendered correctly…

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@jaeeebizzlee Is this a Silent Hill nurse? They really made em uglier than the last time I saw them

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@JeremyShawMD This is physically painful to watch. I feel sick

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@LocalSoundwave Weakest rated season. Much better in real life.

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@TPostMillennial It’s hysterical that she thinks she’s making anyone “uncomfortable”. She’s making us annoyed

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@thedarkprowler No one even implied that

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@bobfaget__ Ugly on the inside. Bad person

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Pretty sure both are cool and awesome. But you misspelled “self-defense”

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@JCFights HAHAHA! The ending is amazing. This reminds me of Bugs Bunny

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@RealLyndaCarter @GeeksForHarris You’re actually choosing hate and fear. That’s what the entire Kamala campaign is based around. No policy. Just fear and hatred. Really ugly people on the left now

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@TIME There is nothing I care less about than this

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@insultsrare I doubt that’s real. PETA has never been funny or likable in any way

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@karatademada @InternetH0F And also gun safety in case someone ELSE is violent toward them.

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@tmorello Usually just when it’s a band that taught us to question government and fight against tyranny who now lick the boots of Pfizer, Blackrock and the Police yet pretend they still have the moral high ground. Do you know anybody like that?

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@DarkNationUK Just like the OG with the addition of an unnecessary rape scene, a bunch of clowns, and casting Sherri as the teenage protagonist.

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@MarkHamill “Going to war under false pretenses”. I think people need to remember this more than ever right now.

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@Variety Ew, he watched the Johnny Depp version 🤢?

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@theLGBgroup I’m glad the tide seems to be turning in favor of rationality

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@jennuhdordie @TheWapplehouse It’s not dehumanizing to be rational

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@TimothyDSnyder Holy shit this could be the first time in history Russia’s textbooks will be more current and accurate than ours.

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@reviewjournal Sounds like you should report on stories honestly 🤷🏻‍♂️.

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@IGN Love it. Reminds me of the amazing N64 shooter

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@WWEAsuka Questions are not “rude” or “bullying”. Telling people they SHOULDNT ask questions about something definitely is.

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@WrestlingNewsCo I never cared. Punk is so lame

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@ProRebornYT I ask again: WHY can’t we have user generated content?

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@MarkRuffalo @elonmusk Love that he’s trying to prevent anymore escalation. Good man

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@BarbaraHershey8 Hell yeah! Trump 2024

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@MarkRuffalo Aren’t you that spineless hypocrite that attended the Oscars while screaming about canceling the Oscars in your $10,000 suit and shoes on a red carpet?

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@MaxwellFrostFL Looks staged to me

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@PanderShirts Hilarious. I hope he’s gay. That makes the tattoos funnier

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@betamanic Bikes are gay

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@FoxNews But not in Ukraine. Got it

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@THR You’re disgusting. We watched a literal assault on the world stage and you’re being shitty about pronouns. Dirtbags

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@houseofikaris @JamesGunn Amber was in Aquaman? I forgot cuz she meant so little to the plot

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@thomaskaine5 @CNN @MSNBC @ABC Well, they DO like reporting things that aren’t true. I say go for it.

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@MarkRuffalo It’s a real shame when they keep printing false money and then not using nuclear power because of all the money from lobbyists, isn’t it?

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@IGN Good man. Sounds fun

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@TheWapplehouse Don’t do that job then. I’d call the police

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@AndrewYang As a registered Libertarian, I hope you’re right. More dissent and distrust of the major 2 parties is truly heart-warming. I respect the work you’re doing

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@FoxNews What an old pathetic man with old pathetic ideas

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@evilduck92 @LPGeorgia Slaves have ALWAYS been paid. In housing, food, amenities, and protection. That’s the point. There isn’t a slave in history that hasn’t been “paid”. That’s the point. At what percentage of income do you draw the line for the “title” of slavery.

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@breebofig @KanekoaTheGreat @barnes_law @joerogan He’s definitely not

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@adammocklerr You’re a disgusting person

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@sfliberty Agreed. I don’t really know anyone who thinks otherwise. I do see people who dislike mutilating children and putting pornography in schools, which is extremely reasonable.

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@POTUS Then abolish the income tax and the IRS

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@supersylvie_ No that seems about right since you’d be on the side of the oppressors. Also, the fact that you think the government would ever turn tanks and bombers onto its own citizens is the reason you should hate them and not act like they’re your mommy and daddy. Grow up

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@BBCWorld HIS evil and the Biden administration evil can totally be tolerated though

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@strike_dr That’s not how communism works

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@TVietor08 The sentiment is literally the opposite of entitlement

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@MEdwardsVA Amen to that. It’s just as funny when you get mad at jokes or scream about people’s skin color

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@WarzoneIntel I think there should be a few more Evil Groot costumes. Maybe something even cooler looking that’s even more super dark and harder to see than the current ones. Cuz I’m not a pussy. Other than that, it’s great

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@amalaekpunobi I hope the strike never ends. We definitely need a resurgence of independent film. The market will provide when the talented people start making their own shit. This could be a great thing

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@GoofyLittleLara And also, what about this is inappropriate for children? The human body?

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@ShitpostGate Damn this meme just legit gave me a geography lesson. Thats the magic of the internet.

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@WalshFreedom Because they are and always have been

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@amalaekpunobi I never thought I’d see a day in my lifetime that people went back to making decisions based on skin color. It’s fuckin wild

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@Inhumansoflate1 Pretty sure there isn’t forced labor in heaven… so yeah, makes total sense actually

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@pattonoswalt Holy shit, @pattonoswalt is the man?!

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@thejackhopkins This is gonna age like a fine wine

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@JCFights Heroes

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