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I ain’t play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards

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MJ not better than LeBron at anything if we being 100% unbiased
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#2 on the list is extremely interesting hmm
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Real Talk 🏀
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Interesting
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like let’s be serious
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look at the time and score LMAOOO
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Nobody ever posts that one Russell Westbrook play
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???????
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@RipKoreem_ was the clear best player on the court every game btw
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Harden averaging 29-6-8 and winning 41 games as the clear 8th seed = no All-NBA selection Lillard averaging 29-4-8 and winning 35 games to barely clinch 8th seed = top 5 player
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this is so extremely racist bro LMFAO like this guy is the 6th seed dawg
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Could Jokic repeat as MVP? 👀 ESPN polled 100 media members to get their thoughts:
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role player: *makes layup* random twitter accounts: “THAT NIGGA BETTER THAN WESTBROOK!!!!!”
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@coryell_charlie @Munaman_U cant do that anymore either unfortunately
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this nigga about to terrorize the bubble
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steven adams moving on to sabotage ja’s career after russ and zion
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@PointGods sounds hard to believe but everybody on this app blamed russ for that loss somehow too 😭😭😭😭
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this how PG gonna pull up to the media table after the game
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KD gets first rounded in 2013, 2014, and 2016 without Russ btw
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@abditrm I wonder why kevin durant was being guarded single coverage in the finals
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2017 Russ was the best season by a guard ever, it’s unfair to hold Curry to that standard tbf
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Stephen Curry has never needed to carry a team to the playoffs: "What I fear we're going to find out this year is that he can't... On the 2017 Thunder, Steph could not have done what Russell Westbrook did in dragging that team to the playoffs." — @GetNickWright
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Westbrook’s averages from his last 28 games: 31 PPG 8 REB 7 AST 2 STL 50% FG 57% TS 82% FT
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@whibra2021 MJ got his goons to wipe out that stat off the face of the earth, he won’t get away with it for much longer
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@vevosuave anybody that watched him that year could see it was like he was possessed by kobe
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Russ this year against the top 3 DPOY finalists vs Giannis: 28 PPG 11 REB 8 AST on 57% TS vs AD: 41 PPG 8 REB 5 AST on 65% TS vs Gobert: 37 PPG 6 REB 4 AST on 58% TS 5-2 record overall
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@nighttide_ team sport but give it 3 years
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Russ against LAL, LAC, BOS, and MIL this season: 31.6 ppg 8.7 reb 5.5 ast 49% FG 56% TS 6-4 record 🐐
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Russ’s last 34 games of the season: 30.7 PPG 8.0 REB 6.8 AST 51% FG 57% TS 80% FT us Russ fans were robbed man 😭😭
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@mlowshewrote you make them uncomfortable
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16-17 Russ is the best individual season of all time idgaf what none of y’all say
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cycle continues
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Hoop Central
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Russell Westbrook wanted to play in Washington, and John Wall wanted to play with James Harden James Harden also had a “preference” of John Wall over Westbrook, via @wojespn .
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OKC’s stat rankings over the last 4 seasons: 2017: #1 in rebounding 2018: #5 in rebounding 2019: #2 in rebounding . . . 2020: #26 in rebounding I wonder what changed 😳
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Russ had 16 rebounds, Adams must’ve been boxing out for him again 🤣🤣🤣
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take me back....
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Russ in his first 19 games of the season: 22 PPG 40% FG / 74% FT / 48% TS 32% Usage Russ in his last 19 games of the season: 30 PPG 50% FG / 82% FT / 57% TS 35% Usage
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@Sanjistars that shit lowkey be hitting more when u get older
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@cryptoday1a1 @SDinwiddie_25 nigga he’s averaging 27
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he went 2-3 in those games. this shit just look like stat padding to me
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Steph Curry over the last 5 games: 36.8 PPG 7.2 RPG 3.8 APG 54 FG% 43 3P% 90 FT% GREATNESS
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Harden’s averages until January: 38.4 PPG / 6.0 REB / 7.6 AST / 47% FG / 39% 3 PT / 58% eFG Harden’s averages since then: 29.2 PPG / 6.8 REB / 6.9 AST / 39% FG / 30% 3 PT / 48% eFG
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LeBron been in the NBA for 17 seasons and he’s reached the Finals in 10 of those seasons....which is 59%. That means if your team has LeBron on it you automatically have a 59% chance of making the Finals dawg wtf 😭😭
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get Mitchell OUT OF UTAH gah damn this nigga losing while dropping 50 a night lmao. 2017 russ vibes fr
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Warriors fans: “haha Russ always talking shit but never doing anything, when is he gonna get back Zaza lmao !”
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nigga said “2 western conference finals 👀” LMFAOOOOOO
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Playoffs every year. 2 western conference finals with 2 different Teams👀👀👀 individual stats or team stats? I thought it was a team sport??
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Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook. Lakers will get Westbrook.
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Kyrie will be traded for Russ Kyrie will be traded for Russ Kyrie will be traded for Russ Kyrie will be traded for Russ Kyrie will be traded for Russ Kyrie will be traded for Russ Kyrie will be traded for Russ
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beal when the wizards are down 30 vs beal when the wizards are within 10
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@urkle9 if ja not the one then what does that make steph
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now steven adams don’t got a hall of fame point guard to make him look like an NBA player anymore, sam presti better send his ass back to the prairies soon before he gets exposed
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@RealDealBeal23 @Kobe__Forever nigga all ur supporters is the box score watchers
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@NateDuncanNBA @carterholm21 @ChrisVernonShow @DannyLeroux nate duncan brain cell total is also in the 23-28 range
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Westbrook converting the fanbase of his absolute #1 haters for the last 3 years into loving him like this is hilarious and I knew it was gonna happen since the trade LMFAO
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@B17Fortres
B17 Bomber
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4 trump supporters shot so far.
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Adams without Russ would be on some isolated prairie in new zealand spending his days wrestling cows for income. Russ made his career
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Curry when he’s surrounded by the west all-star team vs when he’s surrounded by average players:
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first time he’s had this in his career 😫😫😫
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RUSS ACTUALLY PLAYING LIKE ITS 2016 AGAIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!
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@vevosuave @abditrm yes because bad things happen when teams load up on him, it’s called being an elite passer (something KD isn’t). that’s why KD gets put in a box in those same situations. sadly he had steph to prevent that for 3 years at his peak and has never won outside of that 👍🏾
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nigga couldn’t go to sleep cuz he was thinking of Russ before bed. you really can’t make this up
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Before I go to bed Jamal Murray‘s playoff run is better than any playoff run Westbrook has ever had in his career And that’s a tough pill to swallow
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Man, I feel bad for Steph. 😕 (📸 @gifdsports )
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@ThunderND Drives per game in the series Rockets: 51.5 Thunder: 51.5 Shots taken on those drives in the series Rockets: 23.5 FGA Thunder: 18.8 FGA
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LeBron made 8 straight finals dude like no superstar is ever doing that ever again I promise
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Dame Dolla couldn’t even wait 13 seconds before bricking a 40 footer. nigga wants a highlight on Russ so badly lmfaoooo
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this is embarrassing for a guy calling himself an analyst
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nets need 4 all stars just to beat Russ LMAOOOOOO
@BR_NBA
Bleacher Report NBA
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Blake Griffin has been upgraded to probable and is expected to make his Nets debut Sunday vs. the Wizards
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@BallsackSports @SkanoodleDoodle with this as the top video bro LMFAOO
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Russ is lowkey about to go on the nastiest stretch of his career now cuz of this small ball shit
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@OVOLakeShow serious question, are you on the spectrum?
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@PrimeLaMeloBall @NBAPaint1 put another 0 and it’ll be ur weight u fat bitch
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2018 LEBRON BEAT THIS TEAM BY HIMSELF!!!!! @StephenCurry30
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first NBA Christmas without Russ since 2010 and niggas wondering why it’s so ass this year 😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️
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@MarkG_Medina NIGGA U CANT SAY SHIT LIKE THIS WITHOUT AN EXPLANATION
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i jus wanna know why this nigga got a suit on like he still got some career to tend to LMAOO he mad as hell too gotta be driving to court or sum 😭
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Neon Boudeaux
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Kwame Brown on Westbrook wearing a skirt 😂
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@vevosuave he was literally the only reason the game was in reach, horrible tweet
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@ghostofkurta phantom troupe>>>>
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Russ in the month of February: 32.3 PPG 7.1 REB 6.1 AST 54% FG 39% 3 PT 77% FT +14.2
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KAT whenever he’s on stream
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Curry in the first 5 games of the 2019 WCSF: 22 ppg 5 apg 5 reb 39% FG 26% 3 PT if you only take out the 2nd half of game 6 then he shot: 37% FG 25% 3 PT 😭😭😭😭
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“9 healthy games” this is literally just curry’s playoff run without the finals included, steph fans so shameless 😭
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Stephen Curry in his 9 healthy Games in the 2016 Playoffs PPG: 29.3 RPG: 6.4 APG: 6.7 STL: 1.8 FG%: 45.8 3PT%: 40.4 (11.6 3PA) FT%: 90.2 TS%: 61.5 ( + 7.4 rTS%) 6 - 3 Record An unfortunate event ruined an All Time Szn
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“comes out as heterosexual” he not coming out he just living normally nigga LMFAOOO
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when my child comes out as heterosexual and thinking of where did i go wrong with my parenting
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@lewhireturns he was literally moving like 06 kobe
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@SamQuinnCBS no nigga u just always got food on ya mind, take a break
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scott brooks running the 3 guard lineup:
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blazers organization worships this shot the same way the 2008 celtics roster worships their one ring except this is much sadder
@ripcityproject
Rip City Project
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How it started ---- How it’s going
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@ftrpirateking this makes WCI hit way harder
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15-16 OKC went 7-2 in a 9 game stretch in back to back series against 2 playoff teams that went a combined 140-24 in the regular season
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niggas don’t understand how hard this shit was on first watch
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I used to be obsessed with the shot switching from Nami's PV blowing up into an angle including everybody in the crew waiting for Luffy's word to bounce, all with Overtaken playing in the background.
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PG: *exists* Clippers locker room:
@TheHoopCentral
Hoop Central
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After the Game 7 loss, Paul George had a speech that all players should return to the team this offseason to make another run at the title; “It was met by some eye rolls and bewilderment.” (via @ShamsCharania )
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ring season starts now. y’all not ready for 2020 Russ again .
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i’ll retweet as much black activist shit as i want btw if y’all niggas don’t like it then unfollow now cuz it won’t stop anytime soon lmao
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russ name is brought up a lot for a nigga who isn’t top 50 in the league, i gotta be missing something
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I say this to every Westbrook fan thats been through the last few years........WE FUCKING BACK!!!!!!
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AD anytime he has eric gordon and austin rivers guarding him in the post:
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imagine dropping these back to back to back as your first 3 albums…nobody touching kanye man
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Me and the boys stat-padding our kill count by owning innocent villagers one by one
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he has like 7 against the suns alone
@NotKingJamess
NotKingJames
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Gun to your head name 5 signature Kobe playoff games
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