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@SleepyTeach1682

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I am boring, weird, and yet inexplicably good at making new friends. Feel free to say hi, but DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD yo. 🥱 👩🏾‍🏫 💍

Training with Mitsuri ❤️
Joined January 2010
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@SleepyTeach1682
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If you can read this, I LOVE YOU! Yes you, no it's not weird. I'm your internet auntie/big sister.
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@SleepyTeach1682
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@NyvzStyle @SupernovaMomma "Why are they doing so well in your class?" Because I'm compassionate, patient, and treat kids like people.
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@HassanSayyed @labeautenoire_3 She is me and I am her. She even got my name. lol
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@moneyymaya It's so weird and controlling and possessive.
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@SleepyTeach1682
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@phai_huynh Noted 😳. Imma stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to tho.
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@SleepyTeach1682
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@Taurus_Groove This is one of those times I'm kind of glad I missed out on the whole childbirth thing. Why my vagina gotta open like a wormhole between dimensions?!
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@JasmynBeKnowing It made me momentarily want them to stay together. Then I remembered him putting all those miles on her car and not paying the rent.
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@SleepyTeach1682
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@phai_huynh The DAY?
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Where the hell is Eartha Kitt?! Delete this and try again.
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@SleepyTeach1682
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I'm officially a homeowner. ❤️
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@Kyla_Lacey @solomonmissouri "You're teaching it for a unit. They've lived this their entire lives." -me to an uncomfortable coworker
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@vanessa797_ Me to him:
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@SleepyTeach1682
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Because you can't carry a stallion body on kitten paws.
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as a woman, why do you wear a size 10 in shoes?
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@floomflams Because they really are like this. Humor just dark as hell.
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@trestiffany11 @BasedJane I tried that and the biggest size they had was a damn D.
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@haaniyah_ @___d0minique "I'm not Fin. I ain't no Disney boy." - John the 🐐 Boyega
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@themultiplemom Where there upside down pineapples anywhere?
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"to the bed?" GREGORY WITH THE SHADE. #AbbottElementary
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@phuckyourbadgal @HassanSayyed I meant to say parallel but I was mad. lol
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@SleepyTeach1682
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Last month. In 2024. 😐
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@lepetitereboot Beyond disappointed.
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@TheBaddestMitch @JohnBoyega And beautiful. And funny. And thicker than peanut butter in the freezer. lol
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@indigogloves I am in tears. Her voice lets me know she can feel the pain of those events like they happened yesterday.
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@_m0chamami I snort laughed at this.
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@TheBaddestMitch The audacity all these community D fellas talking about body counts is... something.
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@Doc_Doxie @solomonmissouri I stopped watching IMMEDIATELY when they killed her off.
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@OkSoMik I'm legit proud like she my niece or something. That girl is a STAR.
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@FromAerin If you zoom in the locs are in the braids. Stylist is a BEAST.
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Amy Winehouse. I'm still in my feelings.
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What death of a famous person hit you the hardest? Specifically someone you had no real relationship or even adjacency to, but who's passing wrecked you in a real way?
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@paintedbyzahra @such_A_frknlady Was I supposed to hear Cookie monster when I read this? Because I did.
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@a_j_ruszk @iRepPhilly_ CRYING at my knowing this.
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@themultiplemom Why he on your neck like that?! You gave him life.
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@MeanChristian @TiricoHairline I would absolutely eat that.
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@ESPNFrankie And she's funny. She on live cuttin up.
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@jiggyjayy2 Listen, cuz I got some small dinner plates.
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@djordxc I gave him a middle name and everything.
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@GummiPies When I was 18 in college, my Developmental Stages Psychology class had a 77 yr old man in it. It was worth more having him there than the text book!
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@ALazy_Boy @ZunairaInam Right???? Because the Aztecs and Incans had the best engineers in the world.
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@thatgirlbamz My husband took care of me when I was having major health problems. And he feeds me.
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@MsAliciaLove She just ate!!
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"They got bus people on planes now." - @janellejcomedy
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@casswitcash They eat GOOD! LOL
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@SleepyTeach1682
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I did a thing. One of my meds for transplant made most of my hair fall out. Tonight, I did a big chop to start fresh. Just a other part of the healing process. ❤️ #transplant
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@YungMiami305 *stares at very popular show title* okay. lol
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@CantGuardMike24 Twitter anonymity >>>
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@ihsvogue @BarbieTheeStar James Gunn is hilarious for making this the plot of Suicide Squad.
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@themultiplemom The cousin you see once a year.
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@SleepyTeach1682
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1 year ago vs. today It's my 1 year heart transplant anniversary. I'm grateful for my 2nd chance and my donor. ❤️ #HeartTransplant #DonateLife
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@SleepyTeach1682
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@MelechThomas Right up there with "I WAS GLAD WHEN THEY SAID UNTO ME..."
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@Bruce_Cares Having hot parents is really annoying.
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@ylj___ I always say it felt like hugging a coat hanger holding a bag of oranges.
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@Slangdini @__amazongoddess "The personal and anecdotal experiences had by you or others is NOT a substitute for decades of research on this topic."
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@KevOnStage I keep snacks in my classroom because 80% of my kids would just starve all day otherwise. They won't even set food in the cafeteria.
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@LexTheCPA Yes. Yes you are.
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@itsxannym I think she's a mix of red nose and blue staffy. I adopted her from a shelter in September.
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@___d0minique Their minds are in a constant state of cognitive dissonance. Everything is so contradictory. lol
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@SaeedDiCaprio @Enva_lopes Irish Twitter, Indian Twitter, and Black Twitter had me in TEARS.
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@javrrivera @PBSImpulse9 It makes PERFECT sense tho. lol
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@Steez_Louise This is as valid as it is hilarious.
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@iAM_DAntonio Nothing. She just nodded.
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@LisaESnowden Where... where and WHY is this statue?!
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@GlamazonJay @DamnSheTall Agreed. This is why I be cooking the kids in my class when I see them trying to be bullies. We don't do that. Not on my watch.
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@DragonflyJonez @Sir_Fahrenheit I'm gonna be the dramatic English teacher who reads Macbeth's part in Act 5 Scene 8 and dies dramatically on the floor tomorrow.
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@BostonJerry @thelastnara No, we DON'T have McDonald's money.
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@BookofPage @__Dutch The fact that London had fireworks and Paris was ringing church bells is taking me out. All over the world it looks like the end of Return of the Jedi when the Empire fell.
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@themultiplemom That baby MEANS that. lol
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@WhiteMENLook2 Love this.
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I screamed when she turned around. That baby surfin. 🤣
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@SleepyTeach1682
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@Lesdoggg Hi! High School Teacher here.
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@BombshellCole The school needs to be paying for those because of their negligence.
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@SleepyTeach1682
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@BreezyxSupreme @BUTTERFLEY3 1. BARS 2. I saw one on my porch yesterday and yelled "Why are you here?!" My friend said the males get kicked out of the nest in winter. Kinda made me sad for that lil homeless bee.
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@TheKitchenista They say sugar dependency is comparable to heroin dependency. Brain lights up the same way. 🙃
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@waymoflydenuu She definitely has a disability. I hate that her crisis is on social media for everybody to watch and speculate on.
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They using the cocaine money?
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JPMorgan Chase says it will extend billions in loans to Black and Latino homebuyers and small business owners in an attempt to do more to "break down systems that have propagated racism and widespread economic inequality.”
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@BarkyBoogz Leave my pigeon toed assassin alone sir.
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@MissSassbox I just wanna give her a big momma hug. 🥺❤️🫂
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@CatchGifUCan Is that my baby Jack?
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@TabriaMajors *raises hand*
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@MrGee54 I have found when I handle mistakes nicely that I get free stuff. Being rewarded for not being verbally abusive is a little sad tho.
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@JohnathanPerk Panseared and diced chicken breasts, duke mayo, onion and celery shredded in food processor, finely diced granny smith apple, sea salt, pepper, and garlic powder.
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@TheKitchenista Lasagna bolognese. 😊
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@malikdmcintyre lol. a MOTHER, okay????
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@Jayleejnr I would buy those.
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@TheBaddestMitch Why do they keep making requests of BW period? YOU DO IT.
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@YourBudTevin @TiricoHairline They gon buy them on line and awkwardly hold up their phones.
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@FineNFilm We the women that ending having to fight niggas all through middle and high school.
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@TiricoHairline A combo of conservative churchiness mixed with dissolution with the dems.
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😍😍🥰🥰
@beigewunder
supreme dream girl
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Hair is hairing for ya girl tuh day! 🥳
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@chocolate_roze1 Fitness goals!
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@elonjames "How you doin'? Oh, you married? Can you have friends?" #dudesgreetingdudes
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@KevOnStage Roman Tiberius. First of his name.
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