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NFL Analyst | ๐ŸŽ™ Creator and Host of @Leatherbrainz | Fantasy Football Enthusiast | Letโ€™s talk ๐Ÿˆ | #NFLTwitter #FantasyFootball #BirdGang l #Huskers #GBR

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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
1 year
Chiefs fans if they win: We have Patrick Mahomes, why do you even doubt us?! Chiefs fans if they lose: We donโ€™t have Kelce or Chris Jones, so this doesnโ€™t even count
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 months
Nobody wants you to do it man, stay home
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
will see you now
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
1 year
Yes, Taylor Swift was at the game. It would appear that she is in fact dating Kelce. Are we done here and can get back to football?
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
Nebraska yesterday vs. today
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
10 years
What I'd do for another snap. Have fun tonight boys #Family http://t.co/K2Ja7bT0MO
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
11 years
You can do anything you set your mind to #DayByDay http://t.co/rerjuujS7p
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
Can we all just take a second to see how hard it probably is to be a girl?! Like yall have to make every article of clothing match, never wear the same article of clothing twice EVER, hair on fleek, and give birth?!? No thank you
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 years
The Roomba was a good call
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 years
When you're still not tall enough to ride the roller coaster
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 years
Dear Nebraska, I haven't seen the sun in a week. I know you're busy, but I'd really appreciate it if you could help me out. Love, Hunter
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 years
Jumpman jumpman jumpman
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 years
Once a week I am going to tweet a picture I have stored in my photo album at random
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@SlapDawgg
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8 years
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
This is the fourth time this month that my car has been broken into, and I think the thief and I are really starting to bond. He finally stopped taking my phone cord (thank you), and just takes my money. You sir, earned that 15ยข
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
Magic happens everyday #EmmaStrong
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
I have people come over on Saturday and they get hungry. They ask to snack on my giant bag of trail mix. Out of the kindness and generosity I somehow found, I let them. I open my bag today and SOMEBODY PICKED OUT THE M&M'S. YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE HAVE TRUST ISSUES
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
"Man Nebraska suc.." #Homaha
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
I run at a local park a few times a week and there is always the same old gentleman there. As I finish my run every time, he comments about how well my football training is going and I say thanks. I don't have the heart to tell this guy I've been done for 6 years #PutMeInCoach
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
My grandma called me three times to tell me to "be careful when I walk up as her driveway is icey." I then preceded to make fun of her to my mom about how cautious she is. I then ate shit walking up her driveway
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
If I ever marry a girl that was in a sorority, I'm not even considering a proposal until she tells me those little secrets or whatever
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
One time in middle school, my breath smelled bad. We werenโ€™t aloud to have gum, so I sprayed axe in my mouth. I still think about it sometimes.
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 years
Stranger: โ€œOh man, from Nebraska huh?? What do you guys even have to-โ€œ Nebraskan: โ€œWELL WE GOT A ZOOโ€
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 years
When the squad gets together
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
Look, I'm all about this yodeling thing. If kids are out on the streets yodeling instead of eating some Tide, seems okay in my book. I love a good yodel
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
9 years
Really proud of this guy for all the hard work he puts in. Deserves front page on UNO's website! Keep it up boss
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
I just said "Bless you" to someone that sneezed on TV. Alright Hunter, that's enough wine for you tonight
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5 years
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 years
When your girl says she's not hungry and then she eats half your meal
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 months
What a blunder by the @NFL They had an opportunity to do something amazing and schedule a Bills-Chiefs game The videos of Christmas dinner tables getting DESTROYED by Bills Mafia? Xmas trees thrown through windows?! I thought you guys knew what you were doing here..
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
9 months
When does Dallas fans want to have the real conversation regarding what Dak is? I know heโ€™s had a decent season overall, but heโ€™s 18-31 in big games..
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
11 years
@CassidayErrday @TheMattHatter5 and I have acted as the sorting hat and put you in your corresponding houses http://t.co/ViXDEEirUx
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
2 years
Burger King marketing has won Itโ€™s everywhere. On socials. At the dinner table. IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
True love has no boundaries #Bae
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@SlapDawgg
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@SlapDawgg
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8 years
Hey @WaffleHouse I'm real disappointed that you haven't taken up shop in Omaha. Terrible business strategy
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
Can yall believe we used to get out of high school at 3:30 everyday?! There was so much time for activities! Being an adult sucks butts
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@SlapDawgg
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10 years
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 years
You know what sucks?? Taxes. You know what doesn't suck? Cute dog pics.
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
2 months
Iโ€™m so desperate for anything football that Iโ€™m going to watch a bunch of second string players navigate a meaningless game
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
12 years
Prayers go out to this little girl. Stay #EmmaStrong http://t.co/qII5nIGS
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 years
Appreciate @BellevuePolice coming out and supporting Leevi on the celebration of his wish! You guys are awesome!
@coppsroger
Roger Cox
5 years
Thank you @MakeAWishNE Hunter for the awesome night with Leevi. You are amazing
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
Anybody else have those people they follow that they met once at a party 4 years ago and have never seen again and never unfollowed cause they're actually kinda funny?
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 years
My phone thinks I'm Hayley Wallace and I don't know why
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
9 years
Happy Holidays from the angry elf
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
1 year
Gone but never forgotten โค๏ธ
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
9 years
When you're on an important business call http://t.co/GGtoNZePCk
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
Cats out of the bag now
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
7 years
It's starting
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 years
When you realize you left the house with the pizza rolls still in the oven
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@SlapDawgg
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10 years
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@SlapDawgg
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5 years
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@SlapDawgg
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9 months
And we have our answer. The Dolphins are in fact, frauds
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
2 years
Iโ€™m sorry, but what BS by the officiating staff to give KC that ball again. Wow.
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
2 years
70% of me says why The 30% inner child says why not
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@SlapDawgg
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12 years
#InElementarySchool The cops thought I stole Sweetfeets' shoes and made me go to a confinement camp in the desert and dig holes
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@SlapDawgg
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1 year
I saw Tim Tebow at the Atlanta airport this morning. Should we start a rumor that heโ€™s gunning for the Falcons QB role from Ridder?
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
I want to plan an entire vacation based off Groupons
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
10 years
When you're in trouble, I'll be there. http://t.co/CRh5IWcagO
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
Was pulling my covers up and punched myself in the face goodnight everybody
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
1 year
Iโ€™ve been at the NFL draft for roughly 30 mins, and Iโ€™ve yet to see a single Cardinals fan Itโ€™s a sad, disheartening time
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 months
@leatherbrainz When Sonny Weaver Jr. passes on Bo Callahan because nobody went to his birthday party
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@SlapDawgg
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8 months
@leatherbrainz This doofus, hands down
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 years
Dear Corporate America, I want to start bringing my dog to work. Can we make this normal please? Respectfully, A Dog Owner
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 months
@leatherbrainz If you're not picking CJ Stroud, Im guessing you're a homer, or you haven't watched football
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
I'm going to have the priest Ice my wife as my vow I think
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
I canโ€™t stop thinking about how you went viral...
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Johnny
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Can't stop thinking about this
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8 months
Over/Under on Travis Kelce proposing to Swift after the Chiefs win the Super Bowl? These script writers really threw some curveballs this season
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
12 years
Wow, dont know how I can make it through the day without Clear American. So much energy. Wana sell with me? Dm me http://t.co/lyEqW18VpZ
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
And then Dumbledore looked at Harry and said โ€œHappiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the lightโ€
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
Everytime I look outside I contemplate keying Matt's truck. Just like as a funny prank though, ya know
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@SlapDawgg
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1 year
Iโ€™m selling a vacuum on FB Marketplace and woke up to this beauty
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
I wonder how as a society throughout the world, we all agreed to call our planet Earth. Simply astounding
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@SlapDawgg
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6 years
Well this just got interesting
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
The longer I've lived alone the closer my Amazon Echo and I have gotten โ™ฅ๏ธ
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@SlapDawgg
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8 years
Hey. Its beautiful outside. You're alive. You're awesome. Have a great day everyone #GoodVibes
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@SlapDawgg
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12 years
And this is why were friends http://t.co/rKQKE4Bz
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@SlapDawgg
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9 months
Can we get Gronk out of the analyst role? He butchered Aiyuk's name there, as well as stumbling over her verbiage. And the man does it often.
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
5 years
Used @DanielleMilos YouTube to look up a song and her history really tells a story
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
1 year
Dude. The Bengals are just NOT looking like the Bengals of years past
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10 years
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@SlapDawgg
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8 years
If I ever have a daughter, I'm gonna have an awesome son in law. My hypothetical daughter already deserves the best
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@SlapDawgg
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1 year
I now fully understand the feeling of a dog getting the zoomies, because I got em The start of the NFL season, let's go!!
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@SlapDawgg
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10 years
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@SlapDawgg
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7 years
I wish pizza was healthy
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@SlapDawgg
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10 years
Bo rockin the new uni's #Damn http://t.co/QDqKjCCSyF
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@SlapDawgg
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9 months
Hear me out. Commanders make EB their HC and Vrabel comes in as the DC. Who says no
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
9 months
Titans fired head coach Mike Vrabel, per sources. Vrabel led Tennessee to four consecutive winning seasons after arriving in 2018, but the Titans have experienced back-to-back frustrating seasons, finishing multiple games under .500 both times.
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8 years
Happy Thursday
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
8 months
Probably one of the most ridiculous things Iโ€™ve laid my eyes upon all season And I watched some Panthers games this season to put it in perspective
@leatherbrainz
LeatherBrainz
8 months
@ProducerScotty was critical of Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lionsโ€™ success this season... What are your thoughts?
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@SlapDawgg
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8 years
When mom tells you to leave the magician hat at home but you bring it anyway
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SlapDawg
6 years
Texts from mom
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
6 years
Here's my issue. I love my mom and dad. They have days for them. Where in the heck is children's day? I wanna be showered with flowers and grill accessories once a year too
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
2 years
Patrick Mahomes has that DAWG in him!! #ChiefsKingdom #NFL #NFLTwitter
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@SlapDawgg
SlapDawg
1 year
I cannot freaking wait for us to all boo Roger Goodell as one big NFL family
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