Chiefs fans if they win: We have Patrick Mahomes, why do you even doubt us?!
Chiefs fans if they lose: We donโt have Kelce or Chris Jones, so this doesnโt even count
Can we all just take a second to see how hard it probably is to be a girl?! Like yall have to make every article of clothing match, never wear the same article of clothing twice EVER, hair on fleek, and give birth?!? No thank you
This is the fourth time this month that my car has been broken into, and I think the thief and I are really starting to bond. He finally stopped taking my phone cord (thank you), and just takes my money. You sir, earned that 15ยข
I have people come over on Saturday and they get hungry. They ask to snack on my giant bag of trail mix. Out of the kindness and generosity I somehow found, I let them. I open my bag today and SOMEBODY PICKED OUT THE M&M'S. YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE HAVE TRUST ISSUES
I run at a local park a few times a week and there is always the same old gentleman there. As I finish my run every time, he comments about how well my football training is going and I say thanks. I don't have the heart to tell this guy I've been done for 6 years
#PutMeInCoach
My grandma called me three times to tell me to "be careful when I walk up as her driveway is icey." I then preceded to make fun of her to my mom about how cautious she is. I then ate shit walking up her driveway
Look, I'm all about this yodeling thing. If kids are out on the streets yodeling instead of eating some Tide, seems okay in my book. I love a good yodel
What a blunder by the
@NFL
They had an opportunity to do something amazing and schedule a Bills-Chiefs game
The videos of Christmas dinner tables getting DESTROYED by Bills Mafia? Xmas trees thrown through windows?!
I thought you guys knew what you were doing here..
When does Dallas fans want to have the real conversation regarding what Dak is?
I know heโs had a decent season overall, but heโs 18-31 in big games..
Anybody else have those people they follow that they met once at a party 4 years ago and have never seen again and never unfollowed cause they're actually kinda funny?
Titans fired head coach Mike Vrabel, per sources.
Vrabel led Tennessee to four consecutive winning seasons after arriving in 2018, but the Titans have experienced back-to-back frustrating seasons, finishing multiple games under .500 both times.
Here's my issue. I love my mom and dad. They have days for them. Where in the heck is children's day? I wanna be showered with flowers and grill accessories once a year too