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@SkyAViking

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Follower of Jesus. Wife. Mother. MAGA. 2A. Obsessed with Bugs. Raptor Wrangler. Ogre tamer. Lover of random facts/trivia. Starter of the Pizza Challenge 🍕🍕🍕

Texas, USA
Joined July 2023
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Want to know the difference between you and this pretty lady? You're real. She is AI. You can actually vote this November.
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@KatieCroston Probably forever
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@Timcast I mean, yeah. The most racist people I've ever known were all leftists. They don't even realize it half the time. It's insane.
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@senpaichai Yeah, that'd be a no for me. Definitely weird.
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Holy cow, y'all! I've gained 1300 friends in like 12 hours! My mind is absolutely blown! Still working on following everyone back (and probably will be for a couple days)! Follows are still coming through, so I'll do an intro once the dust settles!
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@ArielleScarcell Because they're butt-hurt. Ba dum tss. I'll see myself outttttt! 😂😂😅
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@GigaBasedDad Ummmm the price of ammo, my dude. Hahahaha
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@xkrdx It's the audacity for me
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@DefiantLs Being constantly drunk would be a legitimately good reason not to vote for someone.
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@SydneyLWatson The country can't handle it either.
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@Alphafox78 That's seriously like $8 worth of cream cheese and I would eat all of it. ALL OF IT.
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I cackled! 😂🤣
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BREAKING: New technology reveled to protect your house against federal government
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Vote.
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2 months
Ohhhhhhh my gosh! Y'all are sweet as tea! I'm working on following everyone back, but I think I've hit my limit today: I'll get back to it ASAP!
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@youtooztodd Turtle Pope.
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2 months
Wait until y'all find out that I once asked my husband if batteries get heavier when they're charged... I'll keep ya on your toes! 😂😂😂 Also, no. No, they don't.
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@Rothmus 1) This is absolutely horrible. 2) Why is it always Florida?
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@MTGrepp We've known it! So glad he's lending his voice to it!
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@LibertyCappy American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. No idea why, but it's always annoyed me.
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All the follows are absolutely crazy awesome! Y'all really are the best! I'm still slowly working to follow everyone back, but it may take a HOT minute (due to being limited by X), so I really appreciate your patience!
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Hi new friends! I'm Sky! Other than the obvious (stuff in bio), I'm a HUGE nerd and am definitely the "class clown." I'm an avid gamer and a certified couch potato. Thanks for the follows! I'm still working on the FBs, but still on lockdown. 2k follows broke X apparently 🤣
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This is one of the many reasons it's so important to constantly strive for self-improvement and a strong relationship with God.
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My baby found his feet today 😍
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As a working professional, I judge you based on the font you use in your emails. There, I said it.
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1 month
Shoutout to the 10 of you who interact with my posts. Y'all are good people.
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This is Ogre: 🤣🤣🤣
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@SkyAViking I have to tell you that you are the only ogre tamer I know 😁
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2 months
The girls are AT IT! They got some pulled pork and leftover taco meat today. 🍖 🥰
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Can't wait to see how these turn out! I love learning new things! If you've never seen this before, it's called "water glassing." It's a preservation process that was actually SUPER easy.
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@justmarahere Okay but where did they find this potato? Chernobyl?
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Is replying with GIFs a Millennial thing? Half of my replies to people are GIFs.
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@Alphafox78 I clenched my butt.
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@Hawkesbay69 Hey! I'd love some new friends 🧡 🇺🇲
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2 months
Sooooo I, for one, want Tucker for Press Secretary. Can you imagine? It would be fun to watch.
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@FoodPornPhotos Hot mustard.
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My husband made this. My Grandma's diamond and silver from a coin. Most precious piece of jewelry I'll ever own.
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What does your wedding look like? 💍 My husband designed it himself, and I’ve always loved it 🥰
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@TheNostalgicCo Depends on who asks and how.
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@MikeWingerii Same. I think for me it stems from a wonky world-view and adopted social norms.
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Since none of you came through for me with a pig, I asked Grok for one. 😂🐷 Grok did not disappoint. I'm naming him, Moffett. I love him, and he's my new best friend forever and ever.
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Y'all I'm out of coffee creamer! Sound the alarm! Call the Coast Guard! 😭 This is almost as bad as being out of butter...almost.
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@FoodPornPhotos Yes. All of them. Alllll of them.
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@mrs_alyse You're not alone. I went through a labor process with my miscarriage last year as well. It took a month for me to go into labor after learning that my baby had not progressed after 7 weeks. I bled for 2 months. I almost lost my mind. Hugs to you, love. I'm so sorry 😞
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Okay...so farm animals are hard to come by. Show me your dogs and cats! 🥰
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@JustinPetersMin This was one of the first clips I ever saw of him. It lead me down a whole rabbit hole looking into false teachers. Pretty sad stuff.
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@HeatherIsUnsane Because the lock should speak loud enough hahaha No but really, what are we supposed to say? "Go away, I'm pooping!" "Occupied" "Who's there?!"
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@agraciekc I gasped 😅🤣
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The key to a happy marriage is to have your own blanket.
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JD talking about his Mamaw is the cutest thing ever!
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@StateFarm This is absolute nightmare fuel.
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Happy Monday, friends! Let's kick this week's butt! If you want...I can't tell you what to do. I'm not your real mom.
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This is how it starts. 🤣🤖
@EvaFoxU
Eva FoX 🦊 Claudius Nero's Legion
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Ok, tell me, whose rumba escaped? 😂
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@GigaBasedDad I love this so much 🤣🤣🤣
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@MrAndyNgo @thehoffather @UW It's absolutely shocking to me how toddler-like their behavior is.
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I'm sorry, what? Also! Happy Friday, friends!
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What's stopping you from grilling while in a garbage pool? Hmm?
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@WHATSFORDlNNER The "I need utensils" burger.
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@fightwithmemes There's one that was turned into a Total Wine. So, basically, it just evolved with the age of the clientele. 🤣
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I have done absolutely nothing productive today...and it's been great.
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@LeonLush He is a lovely human!
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@ohthoughtsquote Beanie weeniessss
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Y'all...I cannot escape these allergies. Anyone know a good Realtor in Antarctica?
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Do you measure distance in time or miles? I measure in time: "XYX is about 25 minutes away."
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@SydneyLWatson We live in a time of entitlement. What do you expect? It's allllllll dumb.
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Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
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I have officially found the greatest tweet of all time. LMAO
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Sooooooo how do we go about boycotting pollen?
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My baby just self-soothed himself to sleep for the first time. No screaming, no crying...just played with his binky for about 30 minutes and finally zonked out. I was the one who wasn't ready. He is. 😭😭😭
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Had something come up this evening with my family that's bugging me way more than it probably should. Prayers would be lovely if you can take a moment for me.
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Having a lovely Tuesday evening. Already looking forward to the weekend 🤣 What are you excited about this week?
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IN OTHER NEWS: I found out today that my eldest son is just as obsessed with Capybaras as I am. So basically, I had a great day.
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@homemakinghunny Yeah my baby didn't start sleeping longer than 4 hours until 5 months...and I still count myself SUPER lucky hahaha
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@DefiantLs She has no self-awareness.
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@LarryDJonesJr Is this for realsies? Because I need it to be!!!
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@PatriotDave77 @SkyAViking Hi everyone! I'm a conservative, Christian, chicken raising, 2A-loving momma! I'm loving the community!
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I just figured out how to put borders on borderless cells in Excel. I feel unstoppable. 🤣🤣🤣🙃
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I have sushi. Be jealous.
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@GigaBasedDad Breakfast sausage was made to be dipped in maple syrup.
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My baby slept through the night!!!!!! He's 5 months old, and this is the first time he's done that. Words can't express how nice it was to get 7 straight hours of sleep.
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My baby has started blowing raspberries, and it's the cutest flipping thing I've ever seen in my life.
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@TheMistaGG @ReadytoglareYT Right?! He was like "AND ONE MORE THING"...
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@Judipearlboat Aw thanks!!! I do like a good chuckle 😃
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The power went out at last night, and I melted. MELTED.
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Once again, the Temu targeted advertisements are ON POINT. 💀🐻🥊😂 Someone was seriously like, "HEY FRANK! Know what we should sell?!"
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Y'all. Hear me out. Bigfoot, but made of moss. Eh? Ehhhhhh?
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Look how pretty!
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I found this bug on our walk, but I couldn't get a better Pic because someone was watching me, and I don't like that.
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Why would you just leave garbage on the ground like that?
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I'm going to hide more books all around NYC 📘🤝
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@Rothmus There may actually be truth to this 🤣
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