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Lawyer, frustrated sports columnist, and host of "Korzo on Sunday Mornings" on KFAN. Win Shares will set you free.

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5 years
Propaganda and disinformation are powerful things.
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Zimmer last four years: 11-5, 8-8, 13-3, 8-7-1; 4 different starting QBs, 4 top 10 Ds, 2 Division championships, and some of you morons want Zimmer fired?
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For all of you who said Gophers couldn’t match up physically with Auburn, well the Gophers just jammed that narrative down your throats....
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3 years
It appears a lot of fans are saying Gophers shouldn’t be satisfied with an 8-4, 6-3 season, and that’s OK. But saying Gophers shouldn’t revel in beating Bucky, that’s just wrong. If you don’t enjoy victories along the journey in life, then what’s the point of living?
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I’ve defended KAT for seven years, but I’m done…
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Wild now have the second best record in the West, but have to play the third best team in the West in the first round. Meanwhile, the fifth (Oilers) and sixth (Kings) get to play each other. The NHL is stupid…
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3 years
Yes. Disinformation is what MAGA spreads. Fake News is what MAGA calls facts it doesn’t like.
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Matt Birk
3 years
Is there a difference between FAKE NEWS and DISINFORMATION?
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3 years
Alex Colume is perhaps the worst free agent signing in Minnesota Twins history. If Falvey and Levine pay Trevor May, the entire season might be different.
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10 months
A sideline reporter makes shit up and @Michele_Tafoya loses her mind. Trump denies the election results and incites an insurrection and that’s no big deal…
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6 years
Thibs is a beauty. He needs a 3 and he finally puts Okogie (who is a terrible 3-pt shooter) on the floor but leaves Tolliver (who is a great 3-pt shooter) on the bench. Tonight was a torture chamber. I may rail on this one for two solid hours on @1500ESPN tomorrow from 9-11.
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4 years
It appears Coach Fleck is kicking ass....
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Folks, Gophers victory over Auburn was no fluke. Gophers dominated. 494 yards to 232. 215 rushing yards to 56. And don’t give me any of that Auburn didn’t care. They just got their asses whipped at both lines of scrimmage...
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6 years
That Gophers game ending was a classic. Murph gets called for a charge on a block, Gophers getba rebound and the call it OB and McBreyer was in bounds, and Neb player jumps into Coffey and they call a foul on Gophs. As bad as it gets.
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3 years
You can make fun of PJ all you want, but this is nice.
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Dick Vitale
3 years
Wow what a surprise as I received this oar from @MinnesotaCrew . It was autographed by the Coaching staff & TEAM saying they r rowing with me in my battle vas cancer.Thank you to the Golden Gophers for their LOVE & support.🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️ It is #awesomebaby #VStrongBaby @ESPNPR
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2 years
My wife’s car today was a victim of a hit and run. Scott Jensen, what are you going to do about that?
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Instead of complaining about GOP dirty tricks, it’s time Dems bury this party. Win the White House, Senate and House. Pack the court, make DC and Puerto Rico states and bury the GOP for good. It’s time we put hatred to bed in this country and get on with the future.
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Penix Jr is getting training for being a Viking
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3 months
Bryson drinking out of the USOpen Cup with Eric Trump makes me realize that Bryson is still a douche bag.
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5 years
If that is the standard, Wolves owe me thousands of dollars....
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Lindsey Peterson
5 years
#Vikings fans that were forced to pay full price for this joke of a game today should get full refunds from the billionaire owners who charge $400 a seat. It's a glorified preseason game at best. #SKOL
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4 years
I’ll admit, I was never a fan of Mike Max. I am now...
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5 years
Forget rankings, playoff implications, Rose Bowl, and undefeated seasons. It’s time for Gophers to simply Bring Floyd Back.
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5 years
Wolves get outscored 41-22 in fourth quarter. The lack of professionalism, organization, purpose, effort and caring on this squad is Rambis-like....
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3 years
Since Oct. 15: Wolves 2-0, Wild 4-0, Gophers FB 2-0, Vikings 2-0, United 2-0-1. That’s 12-0-1. Savor it.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Coyle has hired Fleck, Motzko and Whalen...
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SaxyAtticus
4 years
@Skorzo60 Which terrible coach will the Gophers hire next?
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Scott Korzenowski
2 years
On the scale of disappointing loses, this predictable defeat is about a 1 on a scale of 10. Vikings’ 13-4 record was a miracle… KOC is the opposite of Zim. He built an offense, but his inattentiveness to defense is every bit as egregious as Zimmer’s inattentiveness to offense.
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3 years
I understand, but don't necessarily agree, with people upset over mask mandates. But getting upset when somebody else wants to wear a mask? Well that just shows you that it has nothing to do with freedom....
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3 years
I’ve supported Zim for a long time, but I believe it is time for Vikings to move on from him at the end of the year. His offensive obstinance will never work in today’s NFL.
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5 years
Wiggy is playing great and Gophers FB is ranked 7th in the country. Perhaps I’ve died and gone to heaven.
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Scott Korzenowski
6 years
Although I have a voice for AM, I am moving over to FM and @KFAN1003 starting this Sunday from 8-9 am. I remain forever indebted to @am1500KSTP (now @SKORNorth ), @LaneBrain3 , @PhilMackey Steve Konrad and everybody at Hubbard Broadcasting. Say your prayers for @RADonaldson .
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5 years
I was walking downtown today when a crazed guy looking like Charlie Manson punched me in the face. I didn’t drop, called him a very bad name and chased after him. That was stupid, but exhilarating... cops arrested him five minutes later. ...
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Scott Korzenowski
3 years
Coach K and Brad Davison both losing their final home games makes for a pretty good weekend…
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11 months
Cousins getting sacked on a Hail Mary is the most Cousinish thing ever…
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5 years
I have tears in my eyes.
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Adrian Wojnarowski
5 years
Golden State has agreed to trade D'Angelo Russell to Minnesota for a deal that includes Andrew Wiggins, a 2021 protected first-round pick and a 2022 second-round pick, league sources tell ESPN. Warriors will send Jacob Evans and Omari Spellman to Timberwolves too.
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4 years
I feel really sorry for those who have to risk their lives in essential jobs, those who are sick or who have lost loved ones, and those who are unemployed. As for the rest of us, quit complaining and count your blessings.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Well, one of the reasons is that GOP legislatures, like the one in PA, passed a law saying the election boards couldn’t start counting mail in ballots until Election Day. States like Minnesota and Florida actually started counting mail in ballots a couple of weeks before that.
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Matt Birk
4 years
Votes received early are counted last. Yeah that makes sense.
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5 years
Pelosi is a rock star....Trump lies, cheats, defrauds people and brags about sexual harassment. Pelosi rips up a self serving GOP pork fest speech. Good for her.
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5 years
This is a classic.
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Jake Schneider
5 years
It has been exactly 13 years since Bert Blyleven dropped the F bomb on live television #mntwins
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There isn’t a prettier sports locale in Minnesota than a full Barn....
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2 years
Lou is 0-for-3….
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Ron Filipkowski
2 years
Ex football coach Lou Holtz said he supports Trump for 3 reasons: 1. “I trust him completely - when he says something take it to the bank;” 2. “Every decision he made wasn’t to help him personally, it was to help the country;” 3. “He cares about the people of this country.”
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GOP wants to not audit rich folks who may be cheating on their taxes, but take social security benefits from those of us who have paid our money into the pot for decades. If you’re not wealthy and vote GOP, you’re a sucker.
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5 years
Some people think this is hokie, OK, but I think PJ really cares about all people no matter their so called status.
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GopherHole.com
5 years
#Gophers PJ Fleck stopped by TCF Bank Stadium today to thank the individuals that shoveled the snow out of the stadium.
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5 years
I grew up watching Neb destroy the Gophers every year. I suggest you PJ haters get on board. I’m not saying Gophers will beat PSU, Iowa or Wis. But I have hope.
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5 years
Mrs. Korzo can fish...
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I’m not saying Gophers are national title contenders, or even the hat they can beat PSU, Iowa or Wis. I’m just enjoying their competency.
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5 years
It isn’t his intelligence or lack thereof that’s the problem, it’s his ignorance and carelessness. He doesn’t know things because he lacks curiosity or desire to learn things, yet he acts as though he knows everything, and then doesn’t take time time to fact check himself...
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Nadine Babu
5 years
You all can defend him forever...but he’s not smart. Just admit it. I’m no genius, but I want the leader of the free world to be smarter than my 10 year old niece.
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4 years
Trump went from saying this virus is joke, to this virus serious, we’re going to beat this virus in a great victory, to “what the hell, 8 million mostly old people will die, at least the rich can stay rich.” That’s our president. Thank God he wasn’t our president in 1941....
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3 years
Dare we say Wild might have a second superstar in Boldy?
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Chad your sharing of your father with us during this very sad time for you and your family is much appreciated. All the best.
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Chad Hartman
4 years
Saying Goodbye. For now.
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3 years
My wife sent me on an epic end-of-year, holidays grocery shopping quest. Was in store for 90 minutes and bill was $394, and I made only 2 mistakes. One can of creamed rather than regular corn, and a package of dark chocolate rather than milk. I think that was a QB rating of 140.5
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4 years
Trump does nothing about COVID 19, which is ravishing our country, yet rails on our election, which, according to our election officials, was one of the smoothest in our history. What a detestable, small, selfish and horrible person.
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3 years
I have no intel, but I have to believe Adofo-Mensah and O’Connell are smart enough to move on from Kirk…
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Scott Korzenowski
3 years
How about to stop others from catching it.
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Matt Birk
3 years
The only reason I’ve heard to vaccinate my kids is “you should vaccinate your kids”. Nope.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Trump not paying federal taxes isn’t the story. The story is him claiming to the IRS that he spends more money than he makes ... if he told lenders otherwise, then he’s a felon. That’s the story, and that’s what federal prosecutors are asserting...
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4 years
If you refuse to wear a mask when asked, you’re an asshole. If you demand those choosing to wear masks to take them off, you’re a moron.....
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
Aaron Rodgers has become Jeff George. Packers putting up less resistance to 49ers than even Vikes did. Purple should be embarrassed for losing twice to this outfit.
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3 years
To be honest, when I criticized Vikes for signing Kirk Cousins, it was for his lack of pocket presence. Not for his lack of common sense…
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4 years
If you feel the need to go to a bar during COVID, you’re a fucking asshole... simple as that. Show some respect...
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
It’s time for Vikes to get a mobile QB. Simple as that.
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4 years
Let’s officially welcome Minnesota United to Minnesota sports. You truly are one of us now....
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1 year
If I was Chris Finch, I’d show Wolves this Wild game… it’s called giving a shit…
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Scott Korzenowski
3 years
All these Wolves reporters are now saying this has been brewing for some time. If true, how come none of them ever reported anything about it?
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5 years
I’ve hated Cousins for 26 games, but I love him now. You want a goat? How about Diggs? Three drops, and one led to int.
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5 years
Wiggy now -23. That means when he’s off the floor tonight, Wolves are +18. Yet he has played the most minutes. This has been going on for three years now. Make it stop please.
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Scott Korzenowski
6 years
I think Gov. Walz should declare an emergency and spend all our money on a retractable roof over the Twin Cites, excluding Edina. It can pay for its own.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Here’s the thing, Pence not wearing the mask was not a mistake. It shows this administration’s willingness to not show the least bit of courtesy to even sick people if it means serving the worst part its base.
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
Etiquette at checkout: if store opens a new checkout line don’t be the person at the end of the line to race to be first in the new line. Wait your turn asshole.
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Scott Korzenowski
6 years
People judging Ryan Saunders by short-term results are wrong. Glen should commit to him as coach, find a GM and build around KAT, Tyus and Okogie. Everybody else is expendable.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
The people who want the “freedom” to not wear masks, apparently don’t care about “freedom” at all, otherwise they’d respect those people who want the “freedom” to wear masks.
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Patrick Kessler
4 years
Local reporter harassed for wearing a mask while covering a protest. Thanks for sharing this, Paul. And thanks to all the local journalists who are fairly reporting stories despite threats and intimidation.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
All of you GOPers now listening to so called liberals ripping Frey, Carter and Freeman might want to take notice how Dems hold their leaders accountable...
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
We can disagree. Vikes have Kirk for one year, which is fine. He’s a professional above-average QB. But extending him is foolish. It’s time to think about building a championship team, not a good team.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
If Obama sat on his ass for the first 3 months of H1N1, derided his detractors by using his favorite word "hoax," bragged how he had it under control when his experts said he didn't, and only embracing social distancing after the NBA and governors took the lead? Yes I would have.
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john williams
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@Skorzo60 We’re you as hard on Obama as you are Trump ? Maybe you were I don’t recall. My subtle point is no President can stop a virus from coming in, no President ever has had this country prepared for a pandemic.
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Scott Korzenowski
2 years
Love how GOP, and that includes you @BirkMatt , blame Dems for fireworks violence, which is bad, but killed nobody, but do nothing to keep killers in Uvalde, Highland Park, etc., from killing dozens of people with assault weapons. You are THE problem.
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
Chris, jury is not out. Kirk is an exceptional passer, but he’s so physically limited that pass rushes have a greater impact on him than other top QBs. He needs a great O line and running game. When those fail, he can’t perform.
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Chris Long
5 years
So closes one of the strangest, most up/down, hot/cold seasons I've seen an NFL QB have. Cousins put up HoF numbers/results about 65% of the season. ...but was average or worse the other 35%. The jury is still out. ...which puts the Vikings in a tough spot going forward.
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Gophers are 5-1 in last 6 Big Ten games, 6-2 in last 8, and 9-1 in last 10 games overall,and people are complaining? Let’s enjoy PJ while we have him.
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5 years
I’m going to Iowa City with Bronko’s Boathouse. Floyd will be coming home with us.
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4 years
Trump’s note to Biden: “Desk, chair, window, door, phone.”
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Scott Korzenowski
6 years
Leads the league in assist to turnover ratio, and has led the Wolves in net rating for three straight years, but I’ll take your word for it.
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Ron Gotzman
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@Skorzo60 Tyus is not a starting point guard in the nba.
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Scott Korzenowski
6 years
I love this Wolves team. Ball doesn’t stop, defense has finally arrived, Wiggy hitting threes and hustling (sometimes). Covington such a better fit than Butler. I’m actually optimistic.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Trumpers said COVID was a hoax, yet now they say hydroxychloroquine is a miracle cure for that so called hoax .... doesn't really add up does it.
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4 years
Win the election....take the senate...pack the court... DC and PR become states. ... gerrymander like SOBs... easy peasy... as GOP likes to say, elections have consequences...
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5 years
At least the Vikes have denied the Packers from playing host to the NFC Championship game.
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5 years
Man I am enjoying not having to see Wiggy half-assing it up and down the court...
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5 years
Kirk is the least of Vikings offensive problems tonight.
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4 years
Coaching malpractice...
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GopherHole.com
4 years
Truly unbelievable. #Gophers
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Perhaps worst night in Minneapolis since I’ve been alive, and I’m 60 years old....
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Scott Korzenowski
3 years
Here's the deal on Kirk talk. Anybody with a brain (such as me) saying Vikes should move on from Kirk is not saying so because they believe it will help the Vikings in the short term. It won't. But it will greatly assist the Vikings in the long term. Got it?
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
If Bama loses to LSU, Gophers have a legitimate claim to be ranked ahead of it. Bama’s schedule as bad as Gophers, and Bama doesn’t have a victory over a team like Penn St.
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
Twitter rules: you’re a banker, school teacher, carpenter, retired baker, whatever, and you can tweet about whatever you want. You do a little bit of radio on @KFAN1003 , and you have to tweet only about sports, sports, sports. That’s a dumb rule.
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5 years
Ricky was and remains better than Jeff Teague..
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5 years
Ohio State won by 25 at UNC, but lost by 13 at Minnesota. Sports man...
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4 months
The moment is never too big for ANT, but it’s always too big for KAT.
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4 years
Hey you haters, get ready for no sports in your lives. Enjoy life on the wrong side of history....
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ESPN
4 years
The Yankees and Nationals took a knee before the National Anthem tonight.
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4 years
These times make me sad, not because we face adversity, but because so many among us don’t care about others during this time of adversity....
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
The idolization of our Founding Fathers must stop. They were flawed persons just like the rest of us. They stood up to the Brits and then drafted a constitution that also was far from perfect or sacred, yet has done the job for 244 years. They did a nice job, they are not gods.
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4 years
I care about humanity... it’s why I hate Trump, and always will...
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4 years
That was a helluva performance by Gophers. Bring on Bucky!
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Scott Korzenowski
3 years
I don’t know what’s more funny: Glen saying he needs to show new owners “the ropes”, or new owners saying they’re “committed to Minnesota.”
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Scott Korzenowski
5 years
Yeah, and I was right.... Thibs traded Lavine and Markennan for what is now RoCo. He also drafted Kris Dunn before Hield and Jamal Murray. He misused KAT and actually made Wiggy worse, and he made everybody hate working for the Wolves. His fingerprints are all over this debacle.
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Nate Tykwinski
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@Skorzo60 You blamed Thibs. Over and over again.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
Many are rightfully lamenting the closures, cancellations and lost jobs as a result of Covid 19. But there is something heartwarming about how our country, in spite of a president who has misled us for weeks, has pulled together to sacrifice for the greater good. Here's to us.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
The First Amendment protects us from the government censoring our speech, and also from requiring us to practice any form of religion. While the Constitution ensures we are free to practice the religion of our choosing, it precludes our public schools from forcing that on us.
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Matt Birk
4 years
For the last 25 years, public schools have been pushing God out and eliminating the Pledge of Allegiance. Today, we have a lack of unity and National pride in our country. I believe there is a correlation. You reap what you sow.
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Scott Korzenowski
4 years
So you’re voting for Biden?
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Matt Birk
4 years
"Do not be overcome by evil but overcome evil with good" Romans 12:20
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