My realistic 2024-2025 Sixers Roster
Tyrese Maxey
Anthony Edwards
Paul George
Kevin Durant
Joel Embiid
Allen Iverson
Bradley Beal
Julius Erving
Ricky Council IV
Nikola Jokic
Jokic fans acting like Embiid just did a war crime despite the fact Jokic nearly paralyzed a human being last year who had to miss 50+ games with a serious injury
When Embiid is on top, Denver cries.
When Jokic was on top. Philly was quiet.
Denver is the softest city in the NBA and the LEAST deserving city to ever win a chip.
They dont deserve Nikola Jokic’s greatness.
True story:
I served Javale McGee last night at work, I asked him one thing: “What’s it like to guard Joel Embiid?” McGee said, “Fucking impossible. MVP right there.”
Dude is a class act, and KNOWS BALL
Nikola Jokic just had a Ben Simmons type week capped off with a loss to the SPURS as Joel Embiid was utterly dominant then lead a 20-point comeback with a game winner with 1 second left. But you would NEVER know that if you listened or followed NBA media.
PHILADELPHIA
Let me tell y’all a couple of things... your fanbase reeks of shit, Maxey is going to end up being a bust and Embiid is out of there soon. The amount of slander an all time great in Harden got from this utter shit fanbase was just ridiculous. We out. Peace.
Might be a bad take… but if Springer can develop offensively to a point he is confident to hit open 3’s, i say we hold off on trading draft capital for Alex Caruso…
the fact that Ben Simmons wants to go to a California team and not a specific team proves he cares WAY more about non basketball stuff than the game itself
Nobody believes in the Sixers to win tonight. “Doc blows series leads. Embiid has never made it to the ECF. The Celtics are the better team, no way they lose 3 in a row.”
Lets prove them all wrong. Bring the ECF home.
Remember last week when Nuggets fans laughed at Philly for losing to Orlando and said Embiid could never be the MVP because of things like that…? The irony
girls really continue to go back to the same dude thats been cheating on them for years and then complain about how all guys are trash, nahh youre just stupid 🤷🏼♂️
imagine being the sole reason your city lost in the playoffs, sit out until you get traded, then come back to that city and shush them after a layup despite losing to a team without their 3 best players
Some random dude just asked me if i needed a ride while i was walking to sheetz. Nope. Not today. I refuse to be the first victim of the gay Ted Bundy of Shippensburg
your MCM is about to graduate without a job in place. He gets indigestion after almost everything he eats and he dies a little inside every time the Sixers lose.
It’s me. I’m your MCM.
either Advanced Stats are misleading and Embiid is the rightful MVP… or… they’re right and Nikola Jokic has been the WORST player on the court in the Nuggets-Warriors series 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
take your pick Nuggets fans
the american educational system is so fucking money hungry— as a 2nd semester senior, 1 week til school, my school now thinks its a good time to email me and say im 3 credits short of graduating because i havent taken a THIRD art class yet?? im a fucking criminal justice major
never be shy to tell someone how important they are.. you dont know how much words can really make a change in someones life.. EVERYBODY is going through shit, take a minute to appreciate others and let them know they’re loved
if the Sixers trade Ben Simmons to Boston for Jaylen Brown i will gladly die the happiest man to ever live.. i will name ALL of my children Morey Melly