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@SirSicCrusader

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A new low for atheism I play an idiot on the internet. Handsome, famous and good at the sex. Enjoyer of whisk(e)y, my favourite being, whatevers in reach.

Joined March 2016
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
6 months
Ok then. Go make a god detector.
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Giga Based Dad
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Sir Sic
5 months
@Thedorgy Can you explain why we can build them for all the others listed but not for that, but do so without special pleading?
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Sir Sic
5 months
@bigger_bread Ok cool, now make another that obtains the same data so we can confirm the results of your initial detector.
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Sir Sic
5 months
@ESG_DEI @Thedorgy It sounds like you are saying "babies exist therefore god" but I am hoping you're not that catastrophically stupid.
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
1 year
Fixed it for you.
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The Feminist Misogynist
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Sir Sic
5 months
At some point of this shit never happening, you would think they would get the hint that they aren't being persecuted but no...
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Giga Based Dad
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Sir Sic
5 months
@ESG_DEI @Thedorgy I did give you credit, that's why I said "sounds like". Words are fun.
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Sir Sic
5 months
@azderathos Ok, build it in to a machine.
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Sir Sic
6 months
Is this a joke? The statue of liberty literally has lightning rods, designed to keep things around it safe... This is like saying god is angry because waves strike a sea wall.
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Sarah Malcangi
6 months
Between this and the earthquakes the US has recently experienced do we really need an eclipse to tell us God is not happy with us as a nation?
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Sir Sic
5 months
@NormalComicNerd Ok cool, now make another that obtains the same data so we can confirm the results of your initial detector.
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Sir Sic
3 months
False, morality was invented by humans and existed long before the bible, your lot just claim it without knowing the world is bigger than one very silly book.
@wendelltalks
Wendell
3 months
True or False?
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Sir Sic
9 months
Now imagine that all the ice on the planet isn't sitting in water, then realise you are the fucking idiot.
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vegastar
9 months
Most people still donโ€™t get this basic logic.
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Sir Sic
4 months
Yeah because science textbooks are claimed to be divinely inspired you cretin.
@KatKanada_TM
Kat Kanada
4 months
Who do you expect it to be written by? A giraffe?
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Sir Sic
2 months
Eric, I think even you can figure out what a poorly thought out argument this is. C'mon...
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Eric Hovind
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Sir Sic
7 years
@1upmovement @tariqnasheed In a free society, joking about literally anything not only should be ok, it MUST be ok, or it is not free.
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Sir Sic
6 years
@DAVID_FIRTH @Violettuce @TeamYouTube get rusty razors delivered to your door, Salad Fingers approved.
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Sir Sic
6 months
Did it ever occur to you that if a perfect being designed it, it would be less complex and more elegant?
@RedPillAlive
Mere Apologist
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Iโ€™m sincerely asking this. What is the explanation of this, if not designed by some intelligent cause?
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Sir Sic
2 months
I have made an enemy apparently.
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Sir Sic
5 months
gOD
@GigaBasedDad
Giga Based Dad
5 months
Thanks.
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Sir Sic
6 months
Explain without sounding like a total moron.
@trulysami
Sami Mehmed
7 months
@jordanbpeterson Atheists are also religious.
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Sir Sic
7 months
Today i learned just how far my eyes could roll...
@erichovind
Eric Hovind
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Sir Sic
1 year
Because of confirmation bias.
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Sir Sic
1 year
The most fun part of this is how the other two have images of the thing, but then they don't show the totally real empirical evidence...
@Prophet_of_Zod
Prophet of Zod (not really General Zodโ€™s prophet)
1 year
They forgot to put the sarcastic quotation marks around โ€œempirical evidence.โ€
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Sir Sic
10 months
I don't think this person is joking I think they are so stupid, they don't understand that that rock is literally only visible BECAUSE it reflects light...
@sabreaxe
Pat Murphy
10 months
The Moon is not a reflector. It emits its own light. Its not rock and you can not land on it. Now ask yourself..what else am i being lied to about???
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Sir Sic
2 years
No offense but... Fuck you, and everything you stand for.
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Sir Sic
2 years
Because burning my flag is protected speech, burning someone else's flag is vandalism you disingenuous prick.
@DC_Draino
DC_Draino
2 years
If you can burn an American flag and itโ€™s constitutionally protected free speech, why is this any different?
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@1upmovement @tariqnasheed "a wild non sequitur appears!"
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Sir Sic
1 year
The people in this thread proving they have never spoken to an atheist in their lives. It's a fun time...
@EverythingOOC
Everything Out Of Context
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Sir Sic
7 years
@1upmovement @tariqnasheed What have either of those articles got to do with jokes? Are you insane or are you just a massive poe?
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Sir Sic
1 month
@Professor_Plink This is fun because one of the creationist talking points is "we have the same data just different interpretations" sure, it's just your interpretation is fucking stupid.
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Sir Sic
1 year
This is why we don't have flying cars.
@DavidWolfe
David Wolfe
1 year
Can you explain this?
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Sir Sic
1 year
ZERO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Sir Sic
7 years
@CranBoonitz @Polygon So the amount of money one has determines how much people should defend them... interesting.
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Sir Sic
2 years
Not all hero's wear capes.
@PatrickJolle
โšกPhatPatโšก
2 years
Checkmate
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Sir Sic
3 months
Can't change the mind of the willfully ignorant. Best bet is to make fun of them till they go away.
@wendelltalks
Wendell
3 months
Well???
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Sir Sic
4 months
Damned nepotism...
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Sir Sic
3 months
Then you Wendell, are not a person other people should take seriously.
@wendelltalks
Wendell
3 months
I fully believe that the story of Jonah from the Bible is real history. Do you?
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Sir Sic
4 months
Defeated the GODS of where now? I thought there was only one god who made everything... Hmmmm.
@GigaBasedDad
Giga Based Dad
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Sir Sic
2 years
It's weird, cause Kelsey Grammar is a conservative too, and seems to have no problem booking films... Oh right that's cause he's not a shit actor.
@prageru
PragerU
2 years
When you're a conservative in Hollywood:
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Sir Sic
1 year
Do you think this has ever fucking worked?
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Sir Sic
1 year
It's amazing what you can steal off of postie's!
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Sir Sic
3 months
Yes, why do you feel the need to tell people what they think/believe instead of asking? You know it makes you sound like a moron right??
@RedPillAlive
Mere Apologist
3 months
Any questions?
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Sir Sic
2 years
No, you ask shit questions and mark them wrong because of your own stupidity.
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Sir Sic
2 years
Abusing your child is not the best way to get your shit point across, not gonna lie.
@NoelFritsch
Noel Fritsch
2 years
. @FirstHealth has my 6 yr old (Broken ankle) sitting in the COLD outside because I refuse to allow them to force him or me to wear their racist, Godless masks. They're still playing mask games, pretending they mean something, using them for social enforcement. End this NOW.
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Sir Sic
4 years
I don't know when this happened but YouTube just MASSIVELY broadened their "hate speech" segment to include basically everyone... the hell.
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Sir Sic
3 years
Babies are not atheist, babies are delicious.
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Sir Sic
2 years
No, but its REALLY weird to care what other people do for fun.
@YetiYeff
YetiYeff
2 years
Do YOU think itโ€™s weird for adults to cosplayโ‰๏ธ
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Sir Sic
5 months
Goodness, the number of you who definitely didn't watch the video is a bit disappointing, not because I need all the views but because you so confidentially responded here while having no idea of its contents... its a little embarrassing. Watch it, I promise you'll have fun.
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Sir Sic
4 months
Fixed it for you.
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Sir Sic
4 months
It's weird when they tell you "big number tm" they never seem to accompany it with the calculation or the data that went into it, almost like they are pulling it straight out of their god hole.
@NotEvolution1
Not Evolution
5 months
Athemists have blind faith
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Sir Sic
2 years
Just a PSA for anyone who doesn't know. If you trick someone into eating a food stuff they have told you they are allergic too, because you don't believe them or you think it's funny or whatever. EVEN IF it turns out they aren't, you are still a MASSIVE piece of shit. Fuck you.
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Sir Sic
1 year
Now I don't believe in "don't talk Ill of the dead" or any of that crap but I do think, that immediately using someone's death to push your completely unrelated agenda is pretty gross. Remember folks, ray comfort is a not a nice guy, he's a fucking ghoul.
@RayComfort
Ray Comfort
1 year
The Queen of rock โ€˜nโ€™ roll passed into eternity today. All the money that Tina Turner possessed, all her fame, all her awards, and accolades now mean nothing. The only thing that matters, is โ€œWere her sins forgiven?โ€
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Sir Sic
6 years
Anything: Exists Steve shives:
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Sir Sic
6 months
It's almost amazing in its badness.
@PiatPod
Official Puzzle In A Thunderstorm Podcast Account
6 months
The more you look, the worse it getsโ€ฆ
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Sir Sic
3 years
The disgusting thing is.... I technically get paid to write jokes...
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Sir Sic
7 months
Is this before or after I eat that baby?
@TheTweetOfRhea
๐“ก๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ช ๐“๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ฎ
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From a sincere Christian.
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Sir Sic
4 months
And for the matures among you, I made the ultimate version just for you.
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Sir Sic
4 months
When your clever "praise Jesus" license plate doesn't quite work out how you imagined....
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Sir Sic
5 years
I'm On ThE nEwS o.O haha :D WHAT IS REALITY
@WTVYNews4
WTVY News 4
5 years
The FDA is warning against drinking a chlorine dioxide solution, often known as "Miracle Mineral Solution" products. It can cause potentially deadly side effects. The topic has even been addressed by Youtubers such as @SirSicCrusader & @powerm1985 , garnering 10Ks of views. >>
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Sir Sic
3 years
I NOW HAVE ALL THE 5G, THE INTERNET FLOWS THROUGH ME, I MAGNETISE ALL THE THINGS, FEAR ME.
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Sir Sic
2 years
FUCK THAT
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
2 years
Sky Pool is a swimming pool in Houston, Texas. Constructed on top of the Market Square Tower apartment complex, it's 150 meter high with a glass floor [source: ]
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
2 years
I still laugh at that one dipshit who got into an argument with himself in my twitter DM's got mad at me for not responding and blocked me. All while I was fast asleep. When someone has no life, they assume the same of everyone else.
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Sir Sic
3 years
Sometimes I can't tell if you guys are just fucking with me... Thankfully the response is the same regardless.
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
10 months
Oh oh, I KNOW! I KNOW!! ...badly.
@CapturingChrist
Capturing Christianity
10 months
Working on a video how the Cybertruck proves Godโ€™s existence. Can you guess how Iโ€™ll argue this?
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
2 years
Do... do you think all men could or would do that job? Also apart from the fact that women can do it as well (without the pointless showing off might I add) you do realise that trans people existing doesn't stop other people, who aren't trans, existing right? Idiot.
@Stop_This_Evil
David
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Another reason why I cannot support transgenderism because a transgender male cannot do this job and neither can a transgender female. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘‡
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Sir Sic
9 months
Conclusion: dust makes you invisible
@TheGlobeIsDead
restinpeace globe
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@NonsenseFlat Which one matches with you, tilt-tard?
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Sir Sic
2 years
If you traffic humans... Are you trafficking humans Gregg? I mean it's ok by Bible standards so I wouldn't be surprised.
@pastorlocke
Pastor Greg Locke ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
2 years
So I guess weโ€™ve reached the place where if you publicly disagree with the Leftโ€™s favorite paid actor brat @GretaThunberg , you get arrested. Wow! Climate change STUPIDITY has reached peak insanity.
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Sir Sic
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"I don't hate gay people" you just want to kick them in the stomach apparently. This kind of shit is how we all know "hate the sin not the sinner" is a fucking lie.
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Not Evolution
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Sir Sic
4 months
Why? It's really stupid... Oh, right.
@GigaBasedDad
Giga Based Dad
4 months
Pascalโ€™s Wager used to keep me up at night when I used to be an atheist.
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Sir Sic
3 years
I think I might be a dick...
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Sir Sic
3 years
We did it people.
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Sir Sic
2 years
WAAAAAAAAAY!
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Sir Sic
2 years
Zordon is PISSED
@NaturalAgnostic
Natural Agnostic
2 years
@PastorAlexLove Can the Athiests explain this?
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Sir Sic
1 year
Thanks, that helps.
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Sir Sic
3 years
Never before have I unironically wanted a box with THREE crucifixes in it so badly...
@JohnRMoffitt
John Moffitt ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿงข ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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That moment at the flea market, when you realize you're looking at a vampire killing kit.
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Sir Sic
1 year
Dumbest. Strawman. Ever.
@ihrizvinet
Muhammad Iftikhar Ul Hassan
1 year
An atheist's mind is full of such follies, While his own life and daily routines conflict with his concern. Stupidity and mental disorders are the prerequisites of #atheism . #Atheists #IHRizvi
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Sir Sic
2 years
Waaaaaaaaay....
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Sir Sic
9 months
I don't know about hate but Zeus IS a bit of a dick...
@NotEvolution1
Not Evolution
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Sir Sic
2 years
Is he at least gonna buy me dinner first?
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Sir Sic
6 months
I mean brains are made out of them, and you clearly don't have one, so maybe you are on to something?
@AnimeBibleVerse
Moe Bible Verses โœ๏ธ
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Sir Sic
2 years
Oh god hes so painfully lame...
@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
2 years
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Sir Sic
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Thieves find police officers all the time, still haven't found any god though.... I wonder why, must be because of how real he is. Guys I think CS Lewis might have been a moron.
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Sarah Malcangi
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
2 years
Apparently I'm punching down... on Frank Turek? Like seriously... Frank "me no have faith to atheism" Turek, known intellectually dishonest jack ass multimillionaire?? Are you freaking kidding me.
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Sir Sic
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People in the stupid days didn't know how to mental health, that means now we can... that's bad I guess?
@KingsleyCortes
Kingsley Wilson
23 days
RFK: The autism rate in 1960 was between 1 in 1,500 and 1 in 10,000. Today itโ€™s 1 in every 34 kids. Why is no one investigating this?
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Sir Sic
2 years
I present "I don't know anything man" with the power to prove the absolute ignorance of himself.... It's remarkable really.
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Sir Sic
2 years
A deep and thoughtful explanation as to why I am a rude person who uses the swears.
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Sir Sic
1 year
But... I would eat the shit out of a t T Rex?
@peta
PETA
1 year
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants ๐Ÿ‘‰ #DinosaurDay
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Sir Sic
2 years
I can't explain it, but I can describe it "God lets baby starve for a week" what a lovely guy.
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Sir Sic
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Bad Medical Takes
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Sir Sic
7 months
Oh look, projection.
@wendelltalks
Wendell
7 months
Discussing God with an atheist is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how well you play, it'll just knock over the pieces, strut around, and act like it won anyway!
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Sir Sic
2 years
Tell me you have never met an atheist without telling me you have never met an atheist.
@RusthumRussso
Rusthum Russo ๐•
2 years
If you want to charge an atheist all you have to say is this powerful word โ€œGODโ€ and at once they would act like a bull that was charged on seeing red. They tend to behave like mindless animals because of their stupid belief that their ancestors were mere apes.
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Sir Sic
1 year
No... apparently I'm not as fucking stupid as I thought I was.
@EarnMayo
Gavin Mayo
1 year
I spent $7000 on a lighter today. We are not the same
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Sir Sic
10 months
It amazes me that people like this even know how to type...
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Sir Sic
2 months
This is a funny way of telling us you would really like to fuck a goat....
@darwintojesus
Darwin to Jesus
2 months
Bestiality Proves Atheism is False ๐๐ซ๐ž๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ: If atheism is true, then thereโ€™s nothing actually wrong with bestiality. ๐๐ซ๐ž๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ: There is something actually wrong with bestiality. ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง: Therefore, atheism is not true.
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
1 year
I know him from a bunch of shit, but one of my faves is his command and conquer role... SPACE
@gnuman1979
jamie
2 years
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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@SirSicCrusader
Sir Sic
1 year
No, you are confusing learning critical thinking skills with indoctrination because you don't have any.
@wendelltalks
Wendell
1 year
Raise up your children in the ways of the Lord, or the world will raise them in their ways.
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