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Sindalf

13 days

Looking for WP static for 7.1 ultimate and beyond. Tank ready but willing to discuss role swapping. Streaming is ok. Send me a message on discord if interested

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@Sindalf

3 months

Pictomancer having a 1st gcd attack that does so much damage it rips aggros off of a tank's first hit is so incredibly funny. This is going to kill so many players in pugs.

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2 months

I think I figured out who the final boss of the raid series is. Who wants to fight the WoL in 1v1 combat more than anything? Zenos is coming for a final battle within the ring for all to see.

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2 years

Plugins still don't work. Whatever will I do without my bluetooth enabled fleshlight tightens around my cock every time I land a direct hit crit. Game is literally unplayable

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2 years

Missing a gcd on drk is whatever. Missing a gcd on gnb feels like the entire world has started to crumble around me and I don't know what to do about it. All is lost. There is no hope left in this universe. The sun is just going to explode one day anyway.

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5 years

The Epic of Alexander Ultimate down by Team Thoughts Per Second of Radiance FC at 11:26pmPST

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3 months

"Yoshi says that the trick for the first boss of The Strayborough Deadwalk is to just not be greedy. Avoid them but stay focused!" I love this so much.

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2 years

Why is there no Bad Dragon Nidhogg dildo so the boss can fuck me both in and outside of raid?

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2 years

I'm going to guess this might just be the hardest fight in any mmo ever that was actually intended to be cleared. This should be a COLD take.

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2 months

pf is cool because you learn a new strat every 20mins except its not always the strat that is linked

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2 years

To whoever keeps under cutting me on the market board: I can go lower and I will continue to go lower until both of us make no money on the principal of things. I will drive this market into the absolute ground before I let you win

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3 years

YoshiP recognizing that dark knights used macros for Salted Earth proves he actually plays his own game

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2 years

Went back to work to hear "This has been broken the entire time you were gone and its affecting production release". Fixed it in 5mins which clearly tells me that no one looked at the code.

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2 years

WE ARE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 months

I am begging tanks to learn how to stack mobs in dungeons.

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Sindalf

@Sindalf

9 months

FIVE CARTS CONFIRMED

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@Sindalf

2 years

I'll go over later why we lost but I'll go with tldr now. Real reason: Wasn't able to play consistently for a long time given such an intense fight. Just bad play. Salty reason: Spending over 12hrs trying to clear twice / tin foil Haurchefant because we didn't wanna tank lb.

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@Sindalf

2 years

Reminder you are just two weeks away from letting your dps/tanks die because they didn't stand in the healer bubble. This is always the morally correct decision.

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6 months

HUGE. You can blacklist all the level 2 ERP alts in Balmung and figure out who their main is like this.

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2 years

My mental state before and after DSU

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1 year

"I joined an mmo raid team with the intent of clearing the content but everyone was full of issues!?!?!"

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@Sindalf

2 years

Tank busters that apply a DoT are fine and all but the game should tell players that DoTs snapshot their damage based on what mitigation is up when the DoT is applied, not after.

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2 years

Going through multiple Dark Knight POVs has made me happy to notice that no one seems to know what they are doing and that once we start bursting we all share a single brain cell where we just press buttons until there is nothing left to press.

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@Sindalf

10 months

Thinking about him

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2 years

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Sindalf

@Sindalf

17 days

I encourage everyone to not just ignore something like this and call it "relationship drama". It's a dismissive and complacent attitude. This was not just a "one time mistake" either. A continuous behavior of manipulation, cheating and lying.

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@Sindalf

3 years

p4s down by tps at 4:48pmPST What a tier. This was crazy

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@Sindalf

2 years

Unfortunately today was the last day of our time off. Some people go back to work tomorrow. I go back on Wednesday. No clue what this means for our placement but its probably going to be trash. We'll do the best we can at this point going forward.

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@Sindalf

1 year

I need 7 other gamers at fanfest to pull up and do pantokrator

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@Sindalf

2 years

Looking for a group willing to do 100mins of Thordan looping into a clear. Must not throw at final push or I will cry.

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2 years

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@Sindalf

9 months

Pugging ultimates really does feel like this sometimes

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@Sindalf

2 years

Has anyone unlocked the alternate timeline where the totem just falls into your inventory automatically?

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@Sindalf

2 years

■The following issue has been addressed: ・In The Omega Protocol (Ultimate), the boss would perform auto-attacks at the start of a certain phase when it should not have done so. TOP was harder in Jan 2023

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2 years

Gonna talk to the group about hopefully streaming the rest of the prog to prove we're doing it legitimate. Although if someone is uncomfortable with it then we won't do it at all.

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@Sindalf

4 years

E12S down by team Thoughts Per Second of Radiance FC at 3:55pmPST

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@Sindalf

2 years

Me sucking all the oil out of Brute Justice's tail pipe during Temporal Stasis

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@Sindalf

2 years

Food and milk tea

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@Sindalf

2 years

Me explaining the FFXI crafting compass to a bunch of XIV zoomers and how it based on superstition, esoteric knowledge and how SE allowed this cause to actual drama for 17 years just to troll the fuck out of the community will forever be one my greatest past times.

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@Sindalf

2 months

First time three lines the day before prog

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@Sindalf

2 years

I want Omega F to peg me so fucking badly.

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@Sindalf

2 years

I want to meet the developer of this fight. Roll up a newspaper and bonk him on the nose with a hard "No. Don't do that. Bad developer" Also don't do this to your dog

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@Sindalf

2 years

About Sfia Prion Read:

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Sindalf

@Sindalf

8 months

Valentine's Day being tomorrow makes me sad because I realize the closest I will ever get to another human is when we have to pass Nisi during TEA BJCC.

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@Sindalf

2 years

Well that's enough sulking for now. Group is starting raid in about 10mins. We'll see if we can get it today.

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@Sindalf

2 years

My opinion of this fight is the same as the reaction YoshiP had when someone asked him about 1.0 legacy servers

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@Sindalf

10 months

I want fflogs to have a deaths page statistics not just by job but also by race so I can prove that Lalafells are the number one cause of raid wipes.

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@Sindalf

10 months

My ffxiv confession I never learned how the first mechanic of Shiva with the red and green portals worked and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

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@Sindalf

2 years

"Playing melee is so easy. Imagine not having cast bars" *Dies to tank buster* - Sfia Priongles 2022

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@Sindalf

6 months

My opinion on AM You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

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@Sindalf

2 years

I guess im sticking around for a few more months.

Sindalf

@Sindalf

2 years

Gonna try to ask the CEO at my job for a 30% raise and 7 months of back pay during my exit interview in order for me to stay because honestly what else do I have to lose at this point?

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Sindalf

@Sindalf

18 days

This may be asking too much considering where I sit but if anyone is willing to tell their story then I am willing to listen. I will keep it private. My discord DMs should be open. I want to know what was really going on considering my long term relationship with Sfia.

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@Sindalf

9 months

My experience playing FFXIV after all these years

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@Sindalf

1 year

I can confirm that absolutely no one fucked at fanfest.

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@Sindalf

2 years

Pre prog I would weigh in about 190-193lbs approximately. The last two days I weighed in about 185-186lbs. Progression is an effective weight loss technique. I can't wait to have a proper meal today for the first time.

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@Sindalf

2 years

I can't believe Thordan ultimate exists in the same game as Lord's of Verminion

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2 years

FFXIV drama is weak and honestly tiring. Most of it is never that juicy and it really just turns into bullying.

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@Sindalf

2 years

I never got around to thanking everyone for supporting us this tier and for all the new followers here on twitter. It's hard to reply to everyone but know that I read every single comment positive and negative that comes my way and I appreciate all of them. I really do.

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@Sindalf

2 years

Been feeling down lately so @FFsfia came over and decided to help me recharge my potassium levels. Good friend who is always there for me when I need him. Love ya bro.

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@Sindalf

6 years

WORLD FIRST

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2 years

Who the fuck made this fight

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2 years

I could really use a hug right now

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2 years

Grats to them for clearing and winning and the race. These players have always been strong and putting in effort so it's well deserved.

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2 years

Neverland clears Dragonsong Reprise!!

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@Sindalf

5 years

Are you a GNB? Are you losing the parse to a whm? Just press Superbolide! Your healer will be forced to heal you and lose dps gcds. Don't hit any cds earlier to assure Bene is not up. This is how you assert your dominance as a tank over your sub healer. Make them know their place

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@Sindalf

2 years

I heard there are some absolute memes going on right now

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@Sindalf

2 months

YoshiP is going to fly home to Japan. He's tired and wants nothing more than a drink at a his favorite hole in the wall bar. A place to sit down, relax and talk with with the other regulars. He'll order his drink and then look to the guy on his right. There he is... @ArtharsFF14

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@Sindalf

2 years

After this is done I'm going to order a giant pizza and eat all of it alone because not only do I want a real meal but it's also the state of my life right now

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2 years

This isn't a joke. This is fucking ridiculous

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2 years

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2 years

Before Ultimate tomorrow I wanted to say thank you to all the people wishing us good luck tomorrow. Every time I stream or even afk in game whether, no matter what data center, I always get a bunch of people wishing the team luck. I'm hoping we can live up to your expectations.

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@Sindalf

10 months

My raid group is talking about playing League of Legends. LFG 7.0 static

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@Sindalf

2 years

I understand the reasons for the p8s nerf since it did feel a bit overtuned when you consider the min ilvl. However I always feel bad for those players who have not cleared yet and feel like they are going to be cheated out of a challenge.

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@Sindalf

2 years

I have not forgotten my promise for when we lose. Going to start asking for "Bad End" commissions of my character once we're done with the fight. We don't kink shame on this twitter timeline.

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@Sindalf

2 years

Objectively correct spread positions

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2 years

and my husband was wearing the Spread Position.jpg hoodie😂😂😂

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2 years

Guess I was wrong about the five day tier prediction

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@Sindalf

2 years

Laughs in gordias dps check

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@Sindalf

2 years

The developer of this fight is downright evil. This is insane.

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@Sindalf

1 year

Patchly reminder that you CAN NOT triple weave without clipping on a 2.5gcd

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@Sindalf

2 years

Gonna try to ask the CEO at my job for a 30% raise and 7 months of back pay during my exit interview in order for me to stay because honestly what else do I have to lose at this point?

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2 years

A Dark Knight's worst nightmare

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@Sindalf

2 years

Ive thought about putting a shock collar on me and whenever I take a damage down or death it shocks me. If it works for someone's dildo then it should work for a collar.

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@Sindalf

7 years

O8S down by Wheelchair Emoji of Elysium at 10:55pmEST

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@Sindalf

2 years

I got promoted to senior dev today.

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2 years

Rather be progging than working right now sadge

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2 years

I WIPED US ON THE FINAL PULL OF THE NIGHT BEFORE MAINTENANCE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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3 months

We can't have shit in this household.

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2 years

I swear to god get me the fuck outta here

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2 years

The tears don't stop coming

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@Sindalf

1 year

As we're going into a new patch with brand new mechanics and content I want to remind everyone that FFXIV is rated T for teen (13+). It's a game made for literal children. You are an adult and its unacceptable to be messing up any mechanics designed for a middle school student.

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@Sindalf

9 months

On Saturday YoshiP is going to announce big job changes such as melees getting an 8 second long mug/trick attack ability on a 60s cd as a cross class ability. Casters are getting Apocatastasis back while Phys Ranged are getting Palisade and Nature Minne's baked into one button.

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@Sindalf

4 months

Ready for day 1 Leveling

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@Sindalf

2 years

You ever try really really hard at something and then fail completely? It doesn't feel good

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@Sindalf

1 year

Gave Woops $100 and went to the bathroom. He gambled it and doubled it. I know a good investment when I see one

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@Sindalf

2 years

Have one of these in your inventory for good luck in TOP

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@Sindalf

10 months

I will never learn Grand Octet in UCOB. I will continue to follow whoever moves first for another six years.

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9 months

Tag yourself Me on the left and the right all at the same time. Me in the middle during p8s prog

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@Sindalf

2 years

The reason we are getting icons instead of colors for damage types is probably due to two reasons. 1. Colorblind people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between damage types 2. Not confusing damage with heals Would be nice to have both icons + customizable colors.

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@Sindalf

7 months

SE should gatekeep the story behind Savage raids. They should return to the requirement of having the previous tier cleared to enter the next tier. Players should have to suffer before they are rewarded.

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@Sindalf

2 years

I have to go back to work tomorrow unfortunately. PTO is running out. Fight is difficult and exhausting. It's fun and different but progging it something else. Honestly makes DSR feel like a walk in the park in comparison to some degree.

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2 years

deadge

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