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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

10 months

Been a while since I’ve uploaded one here…

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Pick he out

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

7 years

I think this is the wildest thing I've had happen to me😳😭

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@SimpsonKane

5 years

2010 🤝 2019

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 months

Easy pickings

M O T O H 🎃 P P E R

@kc_mcqueen

3 months

A right mess in the Farmyard and it's 🔴 Frome Town 3:1 Bristol Manor Farm 🔵 #nonleague #groundhopping @FromeTownFC

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Take it corona isn’t contagious on bank holidays then😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 months

#NewProfilePic

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

1 year

Free agent🙋🏽‍♂️

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

A Trialist😖😂

Swindon Supermarine

@SupermarineFC

5 years

SIGNING NEWS: After impressing as A Trialist yesterday, we are pleased to announce that Kane Simpson has agreed to join the club for the 2019/20 season. For more info see 👇 Pic: @jeffyoud23

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Some supporters these are🔥🔥

Frome Town FC

@FromeTownFC

3 years

👏👏👏 A huge thank you to our match sponsors ‘The Ultras’ for your support and for choosing Kane Simpson as your man of the match. If you are interested in match day sponsorship, please get in touch. #BA11 #Frome

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

6 goals* not that I was counting

Frome Town FC

@FromeTownFC

4 years

⚽️✖️5️⃣ @SimpsonKane has a bilstering pre-season scoring 5 goals, including a first-half hat-trick against @WarminsterTnFC ! How many can The Robins no.9 get this season? Get tickets to our season opener against @FCBodminTown here: #BA11

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Martial plays like his R1 button is stuck in

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Why do people put ‘Vegan’ in their insta bio? If I put ‘Carnivore’ I’d get called weird🤷🏽‍♂️

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

‘Lads if you’re using these socks, please don’t cut them’ @SethLocke6 @Davies436

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@EnglidsAway

3 years

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Nah controlling the ball on your head is one of the hardest skills and benzema does it in a packed box then smashes it in🤮

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

7 years

@jaymturner Gym?😭😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Quarter Century👴🏽

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

This is amazing🙌🏽😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Best advert ever made

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@bellzino00

4 years

Adverts actually fell off 😢

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Now you know why I don’t use condoms🤷🏽‍♂️

GRM Daily

@GRMDAILY

4 years

🚨 Police seize more than 300,000 used condoms being washed & resold in Vietnam ➡️

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

1 year

Living legend🔥

Martin Preedy

@MartinPreedy

1 year

You always get a chance at a decent portrait at sporting events. Here's the legendary John "Rooster" House whose been helping out at @MangotsfieldUtd since the year dot. Great guy⚽️

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

2 years

Nah why did I see a guy come out of the steam room with a 1.25L bottle of coke and take the maddest swig🤯

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

Does Liam not live in Bristol and we car shared last season?🤦🏽‍♂️😂

Andy Mitchell

@sirandymitchell

5 years

Why @EveshamUnitedFC did not talk terms with the three brothers - @SimpsonKane , @simpson_kye and @CSimpss - who scored 30 of their 66 league goals last season

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

I can’t believe how many McDonald’s I’ve seen on insta stories. Deadest fast food restaurant by faaaar

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Oh my fucking days😭😂😂😂 id have to sub myself

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

4 years

Michail Antonio 🆚 Matheus Pereira It was only going to end one way... 😳

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

1 year

Why did I see a guy in the sauna today with a 1.5L bottle of coke pls

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

One of the best finishers ever🔥

Adam. 🤙

@AMG1872

3 years

1 year ago today Defoe did this 🥶

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

People wanna see you do well until you’re doing better than them🤦🏽‍♂️

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Minamino sent man shops and said bring my fucking change aswell

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Nah watching football with my mum rages me. She’s now just said ‘Argentina ain’t in this are they?’🤦🏽‍♂️

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Always looking after my mate🤷🏽‍♂️ @JamesOllis7

Frome Town FC

@FromeTownFC

3 years

57' GOAALLL FROME! 3-0! Ollis finds the net! Simpson does brilliantly to control a long ball upfield before back-heeling into the path of Ollis who taps home! #BA11 #Frome @swsportsnews

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

7 years

2017 has actually been the best year of my life. I’m in a better position than I was a year ago in pretty much all aspects of my life and had too much fun along the way🙌🏽

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Nah Daniel James is insanely shit

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

2 years

Imagine this was on tv now😂😂

Best of British Comedy

@BestOfUKComedy

2 years

Fat Families was absolutely savage 😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

9 months

@dodgeultra @CorshamTownFC I actually don’t get why he cares though, it’s so strange😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

2 years

What a video to wake up to😂😂

Dai

@VegetaBurner

2 years

The rock really had me doing this to my friends

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

This video will never not be funny😂😂😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

For everyone saying he tripped himself🤯

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

7 years

Don't get caught slippin😭😂😂😂 @TroySimps11

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

You can tell which people have never kicked ball by their opinions on football so easy

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

24 hours time from now I should be in Marbella celebrating the league title with some fantastic men😪

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

My skipper🔥 @samteale

Soccer AM

@SoccerAM

3 years

What a way to catch the keeper off his line! 😱 These lads played this one to PERFECTION 😅👏

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Guy at the end moving like prime Cantona

Matysek

@Matysek88

3 years

another one to my collection, watch till the end #popMMA

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

2 years

The consistency is nuts

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@unSeenFooty

2 years

Where do you rank James Ward-Prowse in the best free-kick takers of all time? Here’s his last 100 free kicks..😮‍💨

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Nah this makes me sick, 2 fucking years for 50 child sex offences🤯

Greater Manchester Police

@gmpolice

3 years

Paedophile sentenced to over two years in prison after being found guilty of over fifty child sex offences.

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

I’ve never had 4 clubs by January, how can you have more clubs than goals in a season😭😂😂

Liam

@Liam__Harding

5 years

@ManorFarmFC @LarkhallAFC @CSimpss @CribbsFC Who’s got more tracksuits you or @SimpsonKane 😭😭❤️❤️

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

What a dominating performance

Ioniks_sama

@Ionik68

4 years

Wtf is going on here 😨

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

My guy🔥 @CSimpss

Salisbury FC

@SalisburyFC

6 years

NEW SIGNING: Steve signs Cory ahead of @didcottownfc test tonight...

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Lovely stuff🔥

Frome Town FC

@FromeTownFC

3 years

🖊️ - We are delighted to announce the signing of Mike Baker from Larkhall Athletic. Find out more and enjoy an exclusive interview with Mike himself. #BA11 #frome #NonLeague @swsportsnews @SouthernLeague1 @NLeagueToday @NonLeaguePaper

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

Flying is one of the only times I wish I was shorter

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Bagsman btw🔥

Mangotsfield United FC

@MangotsfieldUtd

3 years

69’ A second for Mangotsfield and a second for Simpson who drilled the ball home from the right side of the area. (2-0)

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

7 years

Dream Debut

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

Antons a fucking g😂😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

Some of you gyal only look good with a selfie light behind the camera

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

The pain you experience when you pour a bowl of cereal and look in the fridge to see no milk in the door is devastating😔

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Nah the accuracy😂😂😂😂

Phil Leotardo

@kwamepre

4 years

Martial everytime he goes down after a foul

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Rangnick watching the footage

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@utdreport

3 years

Ralf Rangnick is being given access to footage of #mufc 's training sessions from a series of different camera angles so he can familiarise himself with the players and the work done so far ahead of his arrival #mulive [ @TelegraphDucker ]

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Why’s my mum just said to me ‘how comes if this is all the teams in Europe we’re still in it when we’ve left it?’🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

His teammates reaction in the second part😭😂😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Migos Carpool Karaoke had me bussin up😂😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

@ManorFarmFC @TroySimps11 @CSimpss Found one🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

He’s played the same team as Wednesday and expects different results? The mans a lunatic

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

10 months

Best ball control in world football🔥

Stop That Football

@stopthatfooty

10 months

Stop that Mahrez.

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 months

Start calling you the janitor the way you’re cleaning up😮‍💨

Jack Witcombe

@Jackwitcombe

3 months

End of season awards 🤝💙 @BradfordTownFC

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

If I got information that someone needs to know, regardless of whether they’ll be upset or not, I’m telling init

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

Back like he never left🙌🏽

Larkhall Athletic FC

@LarkhallAFC

5 years

GOAL!! Vintage strike from @CSimpss ! 1-0 to the Larks ⚽️🔵

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

2 years

Wonder how many people set an alarm at 22:21 ready to screenshot their phone time at 22:22 today

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Kano’s too much🤮

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Full time semi pro footballer?😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

I will fight a child if they try dashing snowballs at my car tbh

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Wrong Simpson, we don’t even look alike😂 @simpson_kye

Paulton Rovers

@PaultonRoversFC

6 years

19' - goal for @MangotsfieldUtd - Kye Simpson the scorer. It's been coming. Cross from the right into the sun, turned in from close range. 0-1

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

2 years

Kick a ball better than you can throw one down an alley tbf🔥 @kington123

brislingtonmatchday

@brislingtonmat1

2 years

@BrislingtonFC goal by @kington123

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

26 days

I’ve seen @samteale do it😂

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@Bxshhyy

26 days

Might be the dirtiest football pic I’ve seen

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

11 months

Nah this is too much😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Adult life is thinking about a nap before getting out of bed in the morning

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Cavani is a pleasure to watch

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

These man moving like Anglo Saxons

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Marbella was a fucking madness!

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Nice brace on a Tuesday☺️

Bideford AFC

@BidefordAFC

6 years

Goal 1-3 It’s another for Mangotsfield. Quick break down the left is tapped home from close range. 60mins

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

@mikebaker3 Some would say your legs were too heavy at this point after chasing me round for 90👀

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

2 years

My goat

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

7 years

Certain friends won’t even come watch me kick ball unless I get them in for free😓 What kinda support

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

I wish I had a goalbonus😖

Aaron Day

@arry_atb

4 years

@FromeTownFC I hope @NeilSimons1 is paying @SimpsonKane goal bonus!!

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

5 years

Zayd making mans knees buckle😱😱😱

Sportsman Club De Fútbol

@SportsmanFC1

5 years

When your knees don’t work like they used to before 🎶🎶 Zayd making someone buss the nuhlingah in the middle of a cup final

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

Some stories I hear about females are actually so mad. Anyone who says men are worse is a liar

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

4 man punch up at 7am, couldn’t ask for a better Monday at work if I tried😂

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

1 year

@simpson_kye

Classic Football Shirts

@classicshirts

1 year

It's National Sibling Day! Who are your favourite ever footballing siblings?

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

3 years

Nah this is possibly the maddest penalty I’ve seen. He’s running looking the other way and he’s ran across him, was never getting the ball

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

What a great day for football

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

This is a vibe every time😭

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 months

My bro🙌🏽 linkup for the 2nd😮‍💨😮‍💨

James Ollis

@JamesOllis7

4 months

He’s a killer🥷🔥

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

I rate new Jack. You can’t pick and choose when u wanna chat to man

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

6 years

I can’t stay away from Pams. Told myself last week I wouldn’t go for a while, fast forward a week I’m in there till the lights came on😓

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

Greenwood literally needs one chance to score and he will take it. So clinical

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Almighty Simps

@SimpsonKane

4 years

🤯🤯

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

4 years

Cristiano Ronaldo has scored some OUTRAGEOUS Champions League goals 😳 The counter 🆚 Arsenal The bicycle-kick 🆚 Juve The header 🆚 Chelsea We think we've just about nailed his top 🔟... #Club2020