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Simon Koojo

29 days

For only $9.99, Grab yourself a copy of The Good Life in Traditional Africa: Lessons on Purpose, Happiness and the Meaning of Life from Africa’s Bakiga People. It is available on Amazon now-

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

One day , I will tell you my experience as an Uber driver when I got an order and actually picked my girlfriend from this nigas Apartment 🚮💔😂

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1. I bought her a dress 2. Borrowed my friends ML 350 to pick her up and drop her. 3. Took the date to the revolving restaurant ( it was my first time) Things still didn’t work out, she married a 50 year old 3 months later. Women💔😂

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Started in then DM, bought the dress and shoes then we had our first date on 19th September 2020 and now 4 years in and forever to go with @PearlElisabeth

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A senior lawyer just found me waiting for a tax, he parked and said “ I am proud to see you every day early on your way to work—-that’s a good sign , keep going” He then drove off his Nissan petrol V8 and left me to take my taxi.😂😂😂😂

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2 years

When you get time - avpid women 😂😂😂😂 Now what did i do to be blocked 😂😂😂

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2 years

She sent me nudes with my name as watermark 😂😂😂💔🚮

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2 years

Cheatende students after finishing math paper today in 30 minutes.😂😂😂

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2 years

This moment 😂😂

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5 months

Kudos to @MakerereLaw for examining students about currents affairs and how they relate to Rule of law, good governance and constitutionalism. There is a certain university that is still copying and pasting questions of 2017 for 2024 students.🥱

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3 months

……. Tebinagwa.

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4 months

We have secured a win. The High Court at Jinja has handed down a key ruling in protection of endangered Mvule trees. Those trees will leave to see another generation.👏❤️

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2 years

@COYSTom1 @binnahar85 @mediocentr0 No westerner has a right to lecture others about culture

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2 years

Why do you have a bed in kitchen bro 😂😂

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@EddiePages

2 years

As usual, the weekend wife is preparing me breakfast.

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4 months

Have you failed to leave LDC on first attempt? Call Buni 😹😂

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@AllanSseky @Simpolo_10

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7 months

Me: Your lordship, the law on service of summons is very clear. Judge: I know it’s clear more than the future of this country, counsel, proceed to the substance. Everyone in court: 😂😂😂

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2 years

Things that pain BBC , Skysports, Talksport , CCNsport and BT sport 😂😂😹😹

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2 years

Mason Greenwood is Back.......Time For PENALDO to flop once again 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Hey @AKasingye and president @PatriqKanyomozi a good morning elders of UOT. What's stopping us from having UOT SACCO , borrowing from banks is getting harder 😔😭

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2 years

Due to high prices - I’ve followed suit. Cc @DrOtileUg , @BradleyCarl256 and @GabrielBuule 😄

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@DrSerunjogiEmma This will require entire space 😂

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Simon Koojo

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7 months

This decision by Justice Stephen Mubiru contains everything you must know about ATM fraud and how to prevent it. Stanbic Bank Uganda Limited v Gabigogo (Civil Appeal 28 of 2023) [2024] UGCommC 23 (12 January 2024).

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@Ej_jobk Wama the goods are on nornal prices like outside. I was there. People are just being misled.

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

3 months

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Ainembabazi Moreen 🇺🇬

@MoreenMo13

3 months

Why do men rush to put our shoes inside when we visit you? 🤷

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1 month

COPIED and PASTED. “So one of the candidates for the presidency of Ug Law Society, has been researching about the problems that young lawyers face😂😂...Imagine researching😂...”

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Here we don’t delete 😹😹😹

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Why do they ask us T shirts or big armless T shirts when they come for a sleep over 🙄😌

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

20 days

This is what #bangthetable brings you. Whilst most seniors kept silent, we arose to the task and banged the table until the authorities gave us their attention. Our colleagues are now going to study the bar course. Thank you for the team @SoundExponent for the work.

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@AllanSseky @Simpolo_10

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

@SheilahGashumba Do you see how your Father is dressed and his hair - tell your man to be like him 😂😂. Cutting hair won’t stop his music career - there are a lot of good musicians without dreads btw

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2 years

I dreamt that Ssabasajja of Buganda Kabaka Edward Muwenda Mutebi II had rewarded me a V8 for something I did for him ( though I don’t recall what it was exactly). 🥹 The Kabaka must be a kind man.🥹🖤

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Dear @SafeBoda how does moving from kansanga to old tax park cost UGX 8,000 /= 😢 yet the price range was 2500 to 3500 shs ?

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@AllanSseky @Simpolo_10

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

Every time when she tells me "Bestie Stop"😂😂

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

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@NewtonAllan6 Yes but twice only.😹

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Down to the roots. Village life 😂with Uncle.

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

17 days

😂😂😂During orientation, they told us that @IsaacSsemakadde is a bad lawyer, doesn’t have decorum and doesn’t deserve to be president of ULS. 😂😂😂

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@GodwinTOKO

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LDC and ULS staff when they go to work on Monday and find that the new @ug_lawsociety President abolished both offices and they’re jobless…

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Brighto Akoze atya😂😂

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Last Sunday, Some pastor told us to start giving tithe in Us Dollars 😂😂, he blames the economy 😂😂

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@MimiHearts1 @Simpolo_10

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

3 months

Dear Young Lawyers DO NOT GO. Cc. @ug_lawsociety @bkabumba @PhillipKarugaba @OdurAnthony

TumukundeTonny(TT)

@TumukundeTT

3 months

Young Lawyers’ convention Dec 2024 is on. It will be in Kololo. Thousands of young lawyers shall meet the president @KagutaMuseveni to present to him what a better working condition means to their profession and how young lawyers working conditions can be improved. Ears on ground

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

Arsenal has exactly 45 minutes to save themselves from Thursday Night Football 😂😂😂

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2 years

@ASexyMuganda @Simpolo_10

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

On every tweet that Martha makes , Bradly Calvin is always the first to reply 😂😂🥱🥱

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

4 months

Wearing black suits for 9 months at LDC is equivalent to being on burial for 9 months. 😹

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Even though the age I've turned this year scares me- I remain grateful to God, family, and friends for everything I am today. Happy birthday to me.

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2 years

@bamwinejnr 😂😂😂

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2 years

@Nambooze_B_B Now I understand why some person told me that “ when you get married to someone for a long time, you start resembling”☺️😁

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Simon Koojo

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@KakwenzaRukira @Dankan256 @KagutaMuseveni @KakwenzasBooks Nze bampe contract to relocate prisoners.😂😂😂

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2 years

On 17th June 2024, I will DM @MimiHearts1 and tell her how I feel 😌👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

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Simon Koojo

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3 months

I need a logo? Anyone Budget $11

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Some clients will forever see a lawyer without a car as a masquerader.🥺

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

This Kampala sunshine of 2023 is about to kill a young lawyer moving around town with files.🥹😭

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

Young lawyer has arrived at office but rain almost killed him. 😂😂

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

9 months

We have a simillar place in Kampala. I hope it never explodes.

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@LarryMadowo

9 months

People died in Nairobi's Embakasi because an illegal gas plant was allowed to operate in a residential area, even after its license was rejected 3 times for safety reasons. It was even demolished twice, and the owner convicted. Our CNN live report from the scene of crime

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

About yesterday's Violence 😂😂😂

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

17 days

“The supporters of @IsaacSsemakadde are non voters”😂😂😂😂

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Good morning @AllanSseky , @bamwinejnr and @mr___honey . BA bro 😌 munfollowinge Baka 🥺🥺

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2 years

@MimiHearts1 @SimpoLaw_10

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Hey @BradleyCarlvin1 . May u win bruh

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@ASexyMuganda @Simpolo_10 I f b

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Simon Koojo

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2 months

Hey there We are looking for an additional panelist from @UCUniversity @uculaw to join the conversation via @SoundExponent . ( see draft poster below) You can reach out before 16:00 hours EAT.

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@Shallonkihembo @AllanSseky It doesn't put his name in same sentence with Radios

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@Nabimara_paul @Simpolo_10

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

1 year

@faith_nabushawo Lawyers , drs and bankers

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

7 months

I recall back in law school, we had a fellow whose village was bukoto and he rented an apartment in Kololo. He’d go to his village each weekend and come back with these.😂😂

Allan Ssempebwa K.

@assempebwa

7 months

How I’m leaving Gayaza for Kampala….! ☺️ Happy Holy Week ahead!!🤗

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2 years

@favouredmukiiga @UgEquityBank I think the best bank is @StanChartUGA especially with their Digital life account

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

8 months

@NShaidat It’s getting interesting. It maybe hard to defend this man. His lawyers should step up. Even a law student can’t carry immunization cards to prove marriage.🥹

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@MimiHearts1 @Simpolo_10

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2 years

I was on a date night with her yesterday and she asked me when I last went to church. I couldn't remember man 😭, she left and hasn't called again.

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

I don't know this gal but but ...🥵 I just want to follow her 🙂. Someone who knows her handle @MrrChapter .

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

6 months

🌝 our new Home of Justice looks well furnished. 😊

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

7 months

Dear Employees In case your services are terminated, please don’t rush to return company properties like laptops and phones. First speak to your lawyer—those bu devices often help in gathering evidence. 😁😁

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

7 months

Law school gives you 10% of the knowledge you need to be a great lawyer. Continuous Personal reading, mentorship and making connections covers the rest 90%. END OF THE POST.

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

7 months

These days, after 4 hours of busy work—someone simply has to come on X and scroll through the timeline of @KakwenzaRukira , @AAgather , @SpireJim & @TonyNatif and boom—they get to speed with what’s going on in Uganda within minutes. 🇺🇬 😂😂😂

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Simon Koojo

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1 year

@GODFREY_Kutesa She once quarreled because she found me in kitchen at 5:40am making breakfast for myself ( the first day she slept over and it was Monday ) . I married her the following month. 😂😂😂😂

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

😂😂

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Simon Koojo

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5 months

Hmmm, just like their Lordships—I am also wondering. “ …We are unable to decipher the communication between the learned judge and God…”

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Simon Koojo

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2 months

Me every time an LDC post complaining about recent admissions shows up on my timeline.

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Simon Koojo

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@MimiHearts1 @Simpolo_10

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

7 months

🤭they expect someone to have LLB, Dip. LP, a PC and is still 26 haha

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7 months

Being an old proffesional is such a blessing but one of the best employers thought otherwise. It seems you old folks are too entitled and demanding. 🤔

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@Pliam_ @SimpoLaw_10

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

For clarity. I am a small boobs and big nyash guy

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

Today I met friends that use iPhone .😂 Those people see a photo in every moment 😂 📷 @PatyAricia 🫂

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

There are some legal arguments you read in submissions, and you be like, " Naye counsel really...not you that I know to be inviting the court to reach such a finding".😂😂😂

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

2 years

@ASexyMuganda @simpo

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

1 year

@tausicoaches1 This admin 😂using Global coaches to give directions

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Simon Koojo

@Simpolo_10

8 months

Can we have a discussion around this matter on Wednesday 21,2024 at 07:00 Pm via @SoundExponent ? We need to address issues concerning company names at @URSBHQ . A one on one with The Registrar General @Mercykains would be great.

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Simon Koojo

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2 years

Who has Lwasa videos 😂😂😂

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@AllanSseky Follow @Simpolo_10 , I f b

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