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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

1 year

It’s married men who bring diseases until it’s time to do that DNA

🎀 B_U_H_L_E 🎀

@BuhleMahlangu14

1 year

Married women should be on Prep y'alls husband's move funny outchea. Nice safety bo Lovie nne

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

1 year

You guys make it obvious that you are not planned kids.

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

2 years

A river will never change it’s path or direction because of your political ideologies…stop building houses on water pathways

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

Until I am proven otherwise there is no difference between Julius Malema and Shepperd Bushiri they are both in it for money and expensive lifestyles en they use blackmail to lure the poor and vulnerable to their organizations #JuliusMalema #JuliusMustFall

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Simon_Pela

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4 years

I just feel 4 the young boy he is being emasculated and deprive of his male identity so early...having a weak father has consequences

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

Women have normalize rejecting a man cos he doesn’t have a job, as a man you should also normalize rejecting a woman cos she had a kid by another dude.

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@Simon_Pela

1 year

Translation: i fucked everyone i like during my prime years for free including a man of God while my now husband watched me do it. After i was tired he paid for me to be his wife.

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4 years

Watch feminists lose their minds when they see miss South Africa Shudu bowing to the venda king...they interpret these as toxic and patriarchal while it’s how the real society is and should be.

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@Simon_Pela

6 years

The war on #Fillup continues Benny Mayengani mr #FillUpGiyaniStadium answers cassper nyovest who says fillup concept is his 😂😂😂

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2 years

@SinamaRhadu @VusiSambo Problem you think Americans are smarter than us…those ppl don’t even understand basic geography so am mot surprised they are always flooded.

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@Simon_Pela

1 year

Your government is hell bound on making everyone gay because it’s easy to control an emasculated population of men.

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1 year

LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 repainting 🥺❤️

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1 year

@ChainShaftInc If your parents could afford you there will be no need to hate broke man.

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

The 90s are bitter old women who don’t want to exit the dating pool in peace. Commonly known for: -calling men predatory 4 not seeing them as options - they say men fear strong independent women that’s why they date younger. - over indulgence on wine -bad boys left them depressed

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4 years

Here is Skhumba roasting DJ Fresh for a statement which says he have sex 365 days a year...en he look proud I wonder the practicality of it or he is just another R Kelly.

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@Simon_Pela

2 years

Imagine being paid R1.1 million rands per annum just to hate the same people who pay you. Abo Floyd and Ndlozi have it easy on this plantation. Dr Phophi said they had already operated on that crocodile surfer and tell how resources are limited cos them. What’s wrong there?

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1 year

@InshallahSZN They move funny these married women

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

I remember katlego his career was ruined cos he cheated on his wife outsurance cancel him like that, but a guy named Dr death is still practicing at #MediClinic and another question is how did he win against HPCSA at the Supreme Court of appeal. Systemic racism runs deeper yohh

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1 year

@XoliSwaMD She is angry at wrong men…her father should lead her

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

A woman don’t just publicly advertise a man she loves and afraid of losing…she will post the one that she ain’t afraid of losing and use that guy as the stepping stone for the next best guy.

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4 years

Don’t say attire doesn’t matter it matters that’s why u find a male and female section separated in shops...even lesbian who want 2 be seen as male dress in male clothes and they even try 2 walk like men. So right here u have a weak dad who isn’t allowing his son to be a man.

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

@Dr_Candid Sounds like those jobs where they say you must have a car while offering a 5k stipend…jobs with so much expectations usually pays peanuts and have toxic work environment.

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3 years

Spot the difference…Jada holds the whip( the man of the relationship) and Will do the dishes and Beyonce is simply Jay Z’s wife. Legs open and legs cross you all know whose pussy is for the community.

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

Junior Khanye understands football better than those analysts hired there by Supersport. The boy knows the game. Safa must be disbanded we can’t continue to be embarrassed by Bafana Bafana like this enough is enough.

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

They don’t even win those marathons Kenyans win them but they are out here causing isiphithipithi... #Day2 #StayAtHomeSa #day2of21

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

LGBTQI are very sensitive and bullies at the same time you can’t comment or have an opinion about them that’s why they always catch fire on the slightest utterance.

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

I don’t expect women to get this cos they are women... to them its all abt vibes and attention they might see nothing wrong with a boy child dress in a girls clothing, but male feminists come on guys do u have 2 worship women into an extent that u see nothing wrong with this 🙊

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

South Africans can burn the whole building cos a white person said the K word but keep quiet when SAPS and SANDF kill civilians...to me that is a misguided patriotism, don’t even mention our celebrities all American celebrities wanna be #CollinsKhosa

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

Titanic is not a romantic movie it's a movie about a simp who sacrifice his own life to save a whore who was cheating on her husband while in that cruise.

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

You cannot turn a hoe into a wife…it has never been done and it won’t start with you.

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

This is the homeless guy Zandile Mafe who orchestrated burning of RSA parliament 😂 …they say he disabled cctv footage, had explosives blah blah blah only fools will believe this gov they failed to service it as they have done with Eskom,Prasa,sanral and etc this is their fault.

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@Simon_Pela

2 years

You guys break a bank so that you can be approved as step fathers…while the other guy planted a seed without spending a cent but you gotta do vacations, buy gifts and give her money so that you can be crown a real man for stepping up and raise another man’s sperm. Hectic

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

Red pill phases. 1- redpill discovery 2-redpill rage 3- redpill acknowledgement 4- redpill application 5- redpill results Let me break it down for you.

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@Simon_Pela

1 year

@HloniLesedi @MichaelBucwa Yes dating others cos he was placed in a friendzone against his will but as a weak simp as he is he sticked around.

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@Simon_Pela

2 years

All he said for a black community to thrive women should be feminine and men should work their ass off to be better and black women took offence and they are now celebrating his death. We are not getting off this plantation. RIP Kevin Samuels

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

At 18 years of age, she has seen more boxers than Floyd Mayweather.

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

3 years

@Eusebius This response is everywhere and not well thought so Amanda and her attorney trialled, litigate and sentence the other parties on the same letter. This is what happen when an attorney write a letter while clouded by social media emotions and prosecutions.

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@Simon_Pela

2 years

You had a difficult varsity days getting that degree then you finished and get a job…after all those sufferings you go raise another man’s kid. When you were sweating in the library that man was sweating on top of her creating a child for you to raise. You guys hate yourselves.

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@Simon_Pela

1 year

The way you guys hype the beauty of this accused i wonder how your girlfriends look. #DrNandiphaMagudumana

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

Don’t let Dstv see these tweets or else you will see this movie everywhere from mnet to Supersport #Apocalypto

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

Happy long weekend take care of your bonuses gents …these girls are strong and independent don’t give them a thing.

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

SA middle class: •Too rich to qualify 4 RDP • Too rich that their kids don’t qualify 4 nsfas IN REALITY • Too broke to qualify 4 a bond house • Too broke to qualify 4 a loan 2 send their kids 2 school Surprisingly this is the grp of citizens who r ignorant en naive.

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

Women go from being 20 rejecting their age mates to being 29 now wanting their age mate to wife them. Failure to understand this trap will have you believing that now she has find her senses that's why she recognizes the good guy in you. No bro the clock is ticking tick tock

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

2 years

@_OregoleleM A developing story they say he is also arrested the drugs are worth R4.2M or so

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

Educated boys be making most dumbest relationship choices...after graduating wth their degrees they go for that tired bitch who rejected them all those years en ofcos she will say yes cos it’s time to be saved and she personally knows her beauty is fading.

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@Simon_Pela

1 year

Modern men have to work 5x more than their grandfather to impress a woman who's 20x worse than their grandmother

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

Tv was created to entertain housewives when men were out working and it is still a tool for that. A man who invest most of his time on tv will watch his purpose fail. Invest time wisely #SaveAman

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

Another man seeing flames 🔥…women and accountability is like oil and water they don’t mix 😂

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

As a man you need to wake up every morning and say these words “nobody cares about me let me go out and try to make my life better” I promise you, this will give you the energy and motivation to chase those goals.

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4 years

Hello simps hang in there and be patient...your future wives are busy making babies with someone else and they are enjoying every moment of it grabbing on him pleading wth him not to pull out. Goodluck on stepping-up boys you gonna need it. The real men of tomorrow 💪

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

You lost the day you wanted to treat her like someone separate from her hoe friends...it’s not a random coincident that they are friends they are friends cos they do the same shit and live same kind of life.

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4 years

Good job on promoting a business of a street vendor from now on it will be called the uyajola99 market #Uyajola99Sundays

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

If the government give the other gender vibrators we also want sex dolls Mr Jackson Mthembu 😂😂😂

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

2 years

Happy birthday to myself…to more life, wisdom and prosperity.

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

4 years

This pandemic has taught us that South Africa doesn’t need so many ministers I think we are good with Health, Finance, Police, education and transport. All these other ministers are wasteful expenditures, provincial and municipal governance can do their jobs. #R350

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3 years

If women were to be honest with you of the strangest place they had sex at with guys they admire you will hate yourself for booking a 2k per night hotel so that you can sleep with her and even after booking she still says no with “lets know each other better first”.

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@Simon_Pela

4 years

Women are like soccer players in their peak they will play for Orlando Pirates, Kaizer Chiefs, Sundowns and even go overseas, but when their careers start declining that’s when you see them playing for the relegation sides the likes of Baroka, Chippa,etc

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3 years

They call Jay Z and Beyonce a power couple they have a 12 year difference but Sfiso is a predator for dating Mbali who is 10 years younger than him. I see its all about status and money.

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6 years

You get free tickets and you lose R10k worth of accessories because of poor organization of the after show logistics mind you billions were pledge during the show but they couldn’t take 1 million for safety& security to prevent things like mugging at Sasol #GlobaCitizenFestival

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4 years

If you think there are no psychological effects of what we do or teach kids u r a fool I can’t help you, go on rant alone comment section open...oksalayo mina I said the truth nothing else, kids r what we feed them en they mimic behavioral patterns of ppl around them.

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Simon_Pela

@Simon_Pela

2 years

That male feminist Kokoleo was caught cheating on his girl it’s always those ones who advocate for women be doing shady things behind their partners back…acting monogamous while you are polygamous shouldn’t be a hill you willing to die on. Learn or perish.

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2 years

All these girls being funded by our taxes through Edwin Sodi is the most disgusting story i have ever seen. It proves that you can commit crime to be rich and later be sanitise by the very same people you stole from.

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2 years

Never send a woman to school never it didn’t work for 99% of men it won’t work for you.

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2 years

@SizweLo @D_M_X_100 A good lawyer knows the law while the lawyer who wins the cases knows the judge.

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3 years

When a girl meets a successful man she knows there and there that i have to keep him or else someone else will, but are you that kind of man my brother or you just a redpill walking theory with no results or personal improvement.

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4 years

Your woman love her hoe friends cos she is one of them. The stories that she shares with u about them being ratchet they also have similar stories about her. She is not Shakespeare telling their stories she is one of them. #SaveAman

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4 years

By women standards they expect a 25 year old man who was their classmate at university to be having his own house, cars and 100k in his bank account this is nonsense. So my advise 2 u guys is that don’t date ur peers or colleagues the pressure they come with it’s not worth it.

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7 months

You can’t have a population of 220 million people and your biggest achievement is buying bums in a country with 60 million people…Nigerians keep embarrassing themselves.

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@Simon_Pela

3 years

Post wall woman demanding an allowance of R450k a month that time she has been ran sacked by different trucks from Cairo,Nairobi, Abuja to Cape Town. As the saying goes the last one will pay that money to Boity while other men got it for free.

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Men busy with nothing in their lives other than betway, but somehow believe that come 35 years they will peak and start getting nice huns. The truth is majority of niggas above 35 are broke and depressed and can’t even convince a single mother of 3 to be with them.

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2 years

@Dijosti Some places got underground rivers there is a reason why apartheid gov and our ancestors avoided such places

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2 years

Easy women to fuck are those in their late 20s and early 30s those are vulnerable horny wine drinking women who got misled by feminists that they can navigate this life as independent single women who don’t need a man in their lives. It gets cold at night and toys are tiring.

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2 years

So God shows you your soulmate after she had 2 baby dadies, 4 abortions and unknown high body count…if am being honest your God hates you.

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2 years

Simping is a bottomless pit

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@Simon_Pela

2 years

Kids of the imaginary middle class should be the first ones getting Nsfas varsity grants…you can’t tax people this high and expect them to cough +R50k school fees a year. You see this system that’s why that group is the most indebted and depressed in the entire country.

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4 years

There is no such thing as toxic masculinity...it’s either you accept yourself as a man or be manipulated to believe that anything manly is wrong. #SaveAman

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6 years

Old people should stop using front cameras things go wrong when they do .... #Gigaba

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4 years

Those who r complaining abt the picture ....once u put things on the Internet it becomes Internet property we will comment en criticize it as we so wish. I think am done here inkomu

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2 years

Will Smith punched Chris… an action of a defeated broken man. Jada really did a number on Will he never recovered from that cheating. You see what forgiving a cheating woman does to you, you become paranoid and think that majority of ppl are laughing at you for mere existing.

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3 years

To life,prosperity, family and progress...happy birthday to the great #SimonPela ... that's me

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4 years

Social media has made it urgent 4 people to be successful that’s why everyone is looking for short cuts no more patience or putting in the hard work.

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3 years

“Let’s fuck for the last time b4 you go for xmas and be with that loser” some colleague telling your woman and she giggles while they go and have it raw knowing very well you also gonna hit it raw when she comes home for xmas so she doesn’t worry about who fathered the child.

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Happy fathers day ...me and my late father having a conversation about his 2 wives only for me to later become a redpill toxic masculine man who doesnt like the idea of marriage at all.

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7 years

SA Tweeters live in a fantasy that a hasthtag can actually remove #Zuma ...it's time we put our phones down en take to streets #GordhanGupta

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@__Bammmmm Before you know it you become social media content when the relationship is over abo “i once dated this guy they reduce his salary at work that man didn’t stop complaining and i knew i deserve better” once she is done with you your struggles becomes content don’t do it

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3 years

If we get enough men rejecting these ridiculous demands from women the world would be a better place. The problem there is always a simp willing to meet those stupid demands even if it means being broke.

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Your life is 100% ur responsibility so when u select friends they should be ppl who help u grow period. Many of u fellow men u got ppl who only invite u 2 braais n booze bt 4get u even exist when it comes 2 opportunities. U r delaying ur growth keeping such in ur life #SaveAMan

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4 years

Imagine feeding 500 people just because you want to prove to someone that you love them...a wedding day is just another scam which needs to be revisited and corrected.

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4 years

Do DNA test and save yourself from raising another man’s kid...if she is loyal been sleeping with you only the request 4 paternity won’t be an issue,bt if she cries en accuse u of not trusting her the more u should push 2 do it #SaveAMan

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That guy Michael B Jordan put that girl on the pedestal it was even pathetic to watch .. he simped so hard for that Lori Harvey pussy only to be told nigga is time to move so that i can see the man behind you.

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4 years

You can call me bitter or fake man all you want but raising another man’s baby in order to labeled a real man sorry I will never shame 🙅🏾‍♂️

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4 years

Male feminists are the funniest what exactly are they fighting other men for? Are they fighting to be women first pick and hope they get pussy first...someone tell these fools abt hypergamy.

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3 years

A girl uploads a picture Main guy: look and pass Side guy: cute Guy with no chance: you are a definition of beauty 😍😍 yoh the goddess and God knew what he was doing when he created you 🤪🤪🤪wow wow wow very pretty.

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4 years

This here is an an example of your future wives boys....in their early 20s they party like rockstars, accumulate all STIs and have a baby by John the gangster when she is done she will want a real man which is you 🤦🏾

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2 years

@KatlegoMalapan2 Not a good political ideology

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3 years

Only in Africa where a poverty stricken couple will make a lot of babies and hope that maybe one of those kids amount 2 something 2 help them feed their other kids.Whoever gets successful carry the burden of feeding his/her siblings and their children. This nonsense must stop.

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4 years

Don’t do shit for a woman you not fucking...don’t give her money, don’t buy her food, don’t help her with anything I mean even just R10 airtime don’t give it to her.

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4 years

We will surely miss you on #TheQueenMzansi Mmabatho...the Ferguson’s are really cruel 😂 another one ☝️ #TheFergusonsMustFall

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4 years

Translation: I have a car and a bad attitude so I will label men who approach me low confident cos am doing better than them.

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Some SA man and their low confidence. They shoot their shots but the moment they see my car, the confidence drop and they start to notice that I am Xhosa. What is their deal 💁‍♀️

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Man of the match .....assistant referee for Kaizer Chiefs. AmaZulu is being robbed here #AbsaPrem should just bring VAR

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