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Yes, this is the real Simon. And I will be saying important things and giving sandwich/food advice on a regular basis. I hope you enjoy:)

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Joined January 2013
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5 years
10 days with no nicotine:)
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2 days with no nicotine:)
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2 years
My first garbage plate ever! Phylly cheesesteak, macaroni salad, baked beans w/ meat sauce, mustard and raw onion. Amazing:)
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2 years
I worked here about a 100 years ago and they still make a pretty good slice:)
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5 years
Please do not click on any of our videos due to potential viruses. #Theysuck
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4 years
Have a nice weekend:)
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4 years
Introducing Bubba and Poppy:) More food stuff coming!
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4 years
This:)
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6 years
It's official, most of us are leaving town! We will keep in touch:) See you on the flipside
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4 years
Be safe people! I love your faces:)
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6 years
Neebs is vacuuming the office. He's looks so handsome when he does it:)
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5 years
So we have been hacked encase you have not heard. Time to make the sandwiches! Give this channel an encouraging raid in the comments:)
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6 years
So I deactivated my Facebook last night. It's a bad habit I had to break. Too much bullshit and not enough sandwiches!
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6 years
Somebody may or may not have played House Flipper a few days ago. And somebody may or may not have uploaded a video of said game to be released today. This somebody guy or girl sounds pretty cool:)
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3 years
2 eggs scrambled, Tayler ham, spinach and veggie cream cheese on a onion, Monterey Jack & garlic bagel. Happy Friday:)
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4 years
A little slice of NY:)
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Happy Bunny day:)
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6 years
You are all a bunch of beautiful sons of bitchs! We're ecording a new Conan tonight:)
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5 years
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!
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4 years
And good evening:)
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Thick 44 Ever! Ohio shredded chicken with crushed potato chips and Ritz crackers:)
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5 years
You liking the Witcher?
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6 years
Hope you all have a very safe and sandwich filled night:) Happy new year to all of you beautiful sons of bitches!
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5 years
Onion Bagel, Bacon, egg, pepperjack, FRIES (on bagel/not side) and jalapeño cream. I'm gonna put a little texas Pete on the next one I get;)
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A Simon original for my little girl. Grilled Ham and Swiss with pickles. She usually eats the pickles first:) V for VICTORY!
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2 years
Once a year eat cake for dinner!
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5 years
I mentioned a few weeks back that my family and I opened a CBD store in Carolina Beach back in May. Our online store is now able to process payments for anyone here who may be interested in natural alternatives:) More Pre roll strains coming soon!
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4 years
And some of you have the balls and vagina parts to say that this isn't a sandwich. Happy 4th!
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4 years
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: The 25+ meatballs in this sauce pic, were browned in the oven and then COOKED IN THE SAUCE for hours. My 79 yr old full blooded Italian mother calls it GRAVY when meat is cooked in the sauce. #theresadifference
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5 years
Being aware of how crazy you are is the first step:)
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6 years
Someone might have just uploaded the BEST damn How to Make a Grilled Pizza Sandwich video that has ever been made:) Look for it tomorrow
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3 years
Happy Fathers day........suckers
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5 years
Toasted sesame bagel, egg, sausage, bacon, provolone, pickled jalapeño, scallion cream cheese and hot sauce. Bada BING:)
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This gives me an excuse to make a new sandwich video on the "Twits" #Doralingo
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4 years
The thumbnail won't have the mustache but I think he looks cute:)
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6 years
I may have been drinking but I have a plan! I want to be interviewed by the BEST gaming podcasters/writers in the gaming industry. Who's your favorite? Cause once I find them.....I will convert them to be disciples of Neebs Gaming and World Peace!
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I had to share, thanks Tammie!
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4 years
And HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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5 years
a beer
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Happy New Year! Eat something good before you go to bed. Something carby. It helps absorb the booze:)
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4 years
ATTENTION: Looking for your specific favorite Appsro Rage moments, (NOT just Rage Cop) spread the word and please SHARE with me!!!
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5 years
Soooo personal plug for my family business:) Website SALE for 10% off when you use promo code SCREW CORONA. Yes this is legit, my family has a store and this is a real Promo code:)
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3 years
Happy birthday all you sexy mommas :)
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6 years
Still not back in Wilmington. Crazy shit going on from what I have seen in pics and read in comments. Contrary to some opinions out there, I will both think of those in need right now, and pray for them. #suckit
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I'm flirting with the idea of a "How to Kill the Corona Virus w/ Ketchup" video. #washyomuthafuckinhands
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My family and I opened up a CBD store in May and the industry has been NUTS. Forget processing payments, now NC is trying to reschedule Smoke able Hemp Flower as a controlled substance yet IT GIVES YOU NO HIGH! This is one of the stupid people pushing it
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Gonna eat some Aunt Phyllis' Baked Ziti tonight! BADA BING!!! Stay safe Wilmington:)
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Good Vibrations people. Spread them out as best you can:)
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I just thought some of you might be interested that we're recording a first look of Atlas today unless technical difficulties get in the way. Cross those fingers!
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3 years
Everyone! Say hello to Joe:)
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From the bottom up, jalepeno cream cheese, sausage, scrambled egg with ham and avocado spread mixed in, topped with cheddar on a provolone and bacon bagel. #bagelscanbeholy
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Appsro showed me a new toy! Anyone remember this? 10 fps is all twitter can handle:/ #WorldPeace
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3 years
My daughters design of a toilet monster:) The green inside the toilet is "liquid acid that turned it into a monster." Duh. Happy Monday!
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I just picked these up this morning:) Happy Sunday!!
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The sandwich video is REAL!
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Loaded baked potato Bagel, Boars Head sliced chicken, pepper jack, egg, scallion cream cheese and french fries. Happy Sunday:)
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The newest Battlefield Leaked image that just surfaced:)
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This was made by the amazing Allison:) I absolutely LOVE IT!
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First official gravy lesson from my Ma:)
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Mangia mangia!
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Do yourself a favor, next time you have a tuna fish sandwich....add BBQ chips to the sandwich. Pretty damn good :) Happy Friday!
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Asiago bagel double toasted, Bacon, egg, Taylor ham and vegetable cream cheese. I never wanted to share a sandwich that I've eaten more than now:) #MrBagelMeisterCarolinaBeach
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Good Day Everyone! I need your help as usual:) DORA's "Best of" video is being put together, and we need some of your FAVORITE Dora moments! LINKS AND TIMECODES are needed, so go fill your belly with a sandwich and share your favorites with us!
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This was strategic:)
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I love these and I'm mad at myself for not taking a picture of either of the sandwiches I made that night. And potatoes are perfectly fine on many sandwiches. French fries on sandwiches anyone? #AuntPhyllis
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Guess what tubular meat on a bun is in the encyclopedia of sandwiches?
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I was gonna say new format on Twitter suck but it actually doesnt bother me. Trying to figure out a new way to use Twitter does. I'm barely here anymore and I want to do something different. Blah blah blah
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Who wants to give me some of their FAVORITE DEATH Moments from all the guys in Neebs Gaming History? Specific video info and TIME CODES NEEDED!!! We're taking suggestions NOW!!! #Pizzarules
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Hola Amigos:) Where would you consider home? I'm East Rockaway NY #purple4thick44
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I wanna play The Quarry. It looks fun, and I get to choose how it goes down. Hopefully it's not too hard for me to play. Anyone play it yet?
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Double pink baby!
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eat a bagel sandwich when you get a chance:)
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We're putting together a "Best of 2018 & 2019" video, and I'm looking for clip suggestions with time stamps! If you have already shared a suggestion on FB, than I've seen them all:) Looking for more. #Watchathink ???
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The Witcher ep 6. If you're a Mage, why the hell are you sword fighting?
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@retlaw1016 Eat one sandwich every 45 minutes for the next 24 hours:)
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I think I'm gonna start fertilizing my Ketchup channel with new content! Some podcasts, some cooking/ketchup videos. There's a high demand for that sort of quality programming:)
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Looks like we have a storm coming! Florence can kindly suck it:)
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4 years
Peanut butter and what?
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Your favorite cheeses? Melted and cold are very different answers:)
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Happy Sunday:) Our first "Best of Thick" compilation is being put together and WE WANT YOUR FAVORITE THICK MOMENTS!!! Specific episodes and time codes please:) #BestofHumanmanwarrior
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The Boys season 1 get my vote of approval. Move forward feeling comfortable that if you have "good" taste in entertainment, the first season will at least be worth your time in my opinion:)
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