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Simon Cotter

@SimonCotter62

2 months

Its ON! A Poppa Earles cook up! @PoppaEarles @Riflemanscreed2

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Simon Cotter

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Whos prepared to bet, once the election is over, we will go into lockdown again

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

Kevin Rudd reminds me of a dog that keeps barking all night. Its not barking at anything, it just goes on and on and on..

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Simon Cotter

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7 months

Oh Jacinta youve done it again….

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Simon Cotter

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7 months

Theres so much crap about our flag and about australia day. When you see your brother in law drapped in the australian flag…. You understand what unites us and what is sacrifice for all of us regardless of colour

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Map of australia after nsw election

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Ahahahaha you cant make this up. This idiot waffles on about global warming and covid etc. check out her carbon footprint👇 Monique Ryan bills taxpayers for 27 business-class flights

Monique Ryan bills taxpayers for 27 business-class flights

Punters footed the bill for $28,000 worth of travel taken by the Kooyong MP, far more than her teal colleagues.

www.smh.com.au

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

So why do I drink VB? In 1991 all i could afford was one long neck bottle of VB a month at $2.40. My 3rd child was born with Cerebral Palsey and our home loan was 17%. A sip of VB reminds me of hardship and how our family overcame it. We struggled and we won.

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Simon Cotter

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10 months

How many of you YES voters have gone out to help indigenous communities? Please let me know in the comments below

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Twiggy Forest in Ukraine? Just smell the money honey….its like a laundry in there

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Simon Cotter

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4 months

@BillboardChris @AlboMP Albo gagging social media

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Hi everyone! Today ive come out as straight! Spoke to my mum and dad who give me full support and said “son we always knew you were and we support any of your navel gazing endeavours ”. Im SO proud! Im flying the straight pride flag on my home..

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Simon Cotter

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4 months

With his back to us and a woman in tears. This👇 sniveling blot on our national integrity is a disgrace. Everything he is involved in becomes ruined.

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Well, penny wong lectures Jacinta Nampijinpa Price on what Aboriginal nations want. You cant make this crap up. Jacinta for PM I say! @JNampijinpa

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Well. Its all over. I walked out of the auction room today. Home. Relieved that i dont have to be part of it anymore. 775,000 lots plus 15,000 homes. 37 years. Im gunna grab my binoculars and bird book and go birding. You may find me on a track somewhere

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Im gunna say this- my true Aboriginal friends are gifts of gold and beautiful people, switched on and awake. My uncle and cousins are the same. Wake up we are being sold a lie. Vote NO

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Pat Cummins personifies the reason why i dont watch/support Aus cricket.

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Simon Cotter

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10 months

👇 this is what the govt wants us to do

She's a Lying Cow 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

@RightisRight___

10 months

You can't make this stuff up

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Simon Cotter

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7 months

Anti Autralian. Boycott the test @CricketAus

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

So, here we are. Youve come home, its 5pm. Your electric car is flat, theres a black out & the State emergency services have issued emergency evauations order. You.cant.go.anywhere…. (As my mate anthony pointed out in a txt last night). Wake up. Electric cars are bullshit

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Well! The melbourne unit is sold. Out of my life. Melbourne you can 🖕ive a few more things to do and then thats it. I shall never step foot in that shithole ever again. Goodbye st kilda rd with your new woke bike lanes that slow traffic and cause more pollution

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Wow. WA shuts itself off from the rest of Aus. You gotta be doible vaxxed and isolate for 2 weeks at your own expense. 3 tests in that time… so much for the vax “setting you free” lol. Just send the army in and overthrow the peanut

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Simon Cotter

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9 months

Ive put a tender into the Aus govt👇

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

If Canberra are banning fossil fueled cars, they will ban fossil fueled aircraft right? 🤔 airbus albo might be in the shit….

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Of all the greatest Labor fucked up schemes this👇 is a doozy👇🙄 Labor announces policy to buy 40 per cent stake in private homes and tackle ‘housing crisis’

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Simon Cotter

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11 months

With lamb prices at rock bottom when will i see this reflected in Coles or Woolworths?

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

Daniel Andrews is a cock for calling off ANZAC day

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Simon Cotter

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7 months

Take courage everyone. Australia is the land of oppertunity. Look at Albo- as dumb as they come but he still made it to PM. Theres hope for us all

Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸

@goodfoodgal

7 months

He still became Australia’s Prime Minister. The most embarrassing one we’ve ever had.

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Simon Cotter

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4 months

The Tasmanian Devil is now extinct on twitter X with a bit of luck there will be a sighting only in Tasmania

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Simon Cotter

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9 months

Heres the little prick. Having a coffess and a cream bun

Andromedan

@Andromedans

9 months

At a coffee shop this morning. Gregory doing his best for the Climate Hunger Strike.

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

Hi guys, i dont usually post photos of my kids or grandkids (too many nutters) but their were an incredible number of people supporting this chap when he literally died for 4 minutes, at about a week old, in January.. what doesnt kill you makes u stronger!! Meet teddy the texan

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

Good old Victoria and Daniel Andrews- the tennis gift that just keeps on giving. Covid. Guys- you voted for a fuckwit

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Simon Cotter

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4 months

Stop press- my daughter with cerebral palsy has passed her driving test! Life is not about the cards we are dealt but how we play them. Thats it. Thats my tweet of the day

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Simon Cotter

@SimonCotter62

1 year

This bloke is a grub and those that voted for him are also grubs. Unfollow now if you did so

Clown Down Under 🤡

@clowndownunder

1 year

Albo buying more votes 🤡

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

Only in australia

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

Ive gotta get this off my chest

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

My son in law and daughter caught covid 2 weeks ago. Both fully recovered. “Whats it like?” A “ a bit like a heavy cold”... (and weve stopped an economy for that 🙄)

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Id like to make this clear. I have an uncle who is Aboriginal an cousins too… Lidia Thorpe does not speak for them. Not. One. Bit.

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

When you know society, government, media…. Are totally fucked in the head. Look at our leader. A turd floating in the pool of life

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Jack Thompson-Bruce Pascoe…. Jack Thompson- Bruce Pascoe. The level of stupidity is astounding. Vote NO

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Dr Suess books to be banned. FFS 🤦‍♀️ this world is mental and getting worse daily

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Burney, using the Uluru Churches private plane, touches down to tell Aboriginal people where they are going wrong…..clutching a lovely dolche and gabbana bag with matching Uluru sunset colours. She is a true Pastor

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Simon Cotter

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

@Markjar1966 Fabulousmate. Instill recall when the doctors told us our bany daughter had cerebral palsy and would be a vegetable in a wheel chair. Well shes nearly 30 has a fabulous husband and 3 beautiful children. She walks (albeit not easy) talks and is a sharp lady 👍

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

Poor little guy. A fighter. Still with us.

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Grandson is having scans on his brain re his epilepsy. Poor little bloke. Still raises a smile! Tuff little cookie. Life sure is throwing curve balls at us at the moment. So i appologise if i cant follow/comment or get back to you. Its a hell of a week

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Simon Cotter

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9 months

Chris Bowen in Tibet welcoming the monks to country whilst still unaware weve already voted no

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

I just had a call from a fellow valuer today to say 3 farmers have commited suicide this week that he knows. Andrew has nothing to do with my other friends, so that makes it 5 in 2 weeks that ive been told about.

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

My father is 83. Has been locked in his flat since april, terrified of covid. I cant visit him for fathers day. Thanks dan 👍

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Dear Malcolm Turnbull and Kevin Rudd. Please take a leaf from Julia Gillards book on etiquette and SHUTTHEFUCKUP! Thank you.

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

That payout to france 821 million aus and the payment to Ukraine 100 million aus, sure would have bought back a lot of flood affected properties.

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

If the federal govt cant protect us from state premiers, how can they protect us from China? 🤔

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

Badja forest fire trail where the cabargo fire came from . 50cm of debris on ground. Mate contracting to clear before Saturday. This is why we have fires

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Simon Cotter

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10 months

The bloke on the left couldnt explain the GST cake. The bloke on the right couldnt explain The Voice. Both losers

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

Premier of QLD can lock up an entire state over a virus yet cant lock up a murdering 17 year old.. welcome to a mad world

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Dear Albo- either come back to run the country or F off. We are about to fall off a cliff and your global groveling is starting to grate

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Whats happened to the ozone layer? The end of the world was coming and now… nothing 🤔

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Simon Cotter

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6 months

Stop press- Chinas air craft carrier the Liaoning arrives off the coast of WA. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, when asked if he knew about it said quote “look ive been in my spa all day and havnt been briefed”…..

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Simon Cotter

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6 months

Like toranas?

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

My dad, with dementia said today “son, they are going to take your money, your wealth and your kids. Just as they did in the 1930s. Its the elites. Prepare, hold the line and dont let them in”…. It was a moment of clarity from him.

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Oh gawd- Malcolm Turnbull to head NSW advisory board on climate change. We are truely fucked. He will promote his own investments and interests...

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Putting the CMFEU on the reserve bank board would be like putting Al Caponne on the board of the liquor licencing board in the 1920s… or a mosquito in charge of a blood bank

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Simon Cotter

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10 months

Is it just me or have the states become dictatorships since covid. Like they have pushed the parameters and tested us and now they can do what they like

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

“Its just a dog”

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Simon Cotter

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28 days

@goodfoodgal Have a look at her rainbow lanyard. Go woke go broke. A disgusting human being

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Im betting on a covid outbreak 24 hours before ANZAC day

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

Teddy update- again to all the wonderful people. THANK YOU! Yes im shouting it! He is on epilepsy medication and they have unplugged him to see how he will go. Lets hope his heart wont stop

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Hey you mob. Having a twitter break. Dads crook, and im now in hyper mode to get to banks, carers, organise nursing home/respite care etc. wont have head space. Be kind to each other and give the govt hell whilst im away 👍👍

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

Heres a video of my son racing home. He took this down the road from where i got frustrated a few days sgo. The devistation is apparent :(

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

So, Daniel Andrews imports covid via the tennis... creates a new “hotel quarantine” fiasco, and locks you all down again to push for emergency powers until xmas... sigh...

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

the trip to melbourne was to sign “do not recusitate, do not cpr do not tube feed” Dad has really gone down hil since end of Feb. Its a part of life. I handled everything really well except when he said “who are you?” I said “Simon your son” he said “I dont remember you”

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Simon Cotter

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8 months

The road my son built was a bit of a test. His boss got back to him and said he had fabulous feedback, they said they took a huge risk because of his age but they are utterly delighted 😊

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Simon Cotter

@SimonCotter62

4 years

14 covid cases linked to the masked singer- proof that masks dont work 🤣🤣🤣🙄

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Pat Cummins has a groin injury…. From taking a knee………..^^

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

This f@&king mask wearing has to be a stitch up. My glasses fog up, i cant see to work, the mask rides up. How on earth does it help? Rediculous load of bullshit🤬🤬😤😒

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Simon Cotter

@SimonCotter62

5 years

Today ive pulled all the sprinklers off the roof, cleaned gutters again, pumped water from 20,000litre fire tank to horse tank as it was near empty... rain glorious rain has greened the grass in 48 hours and my tanks are full and overflowing. I feel the tension drift away 👍🙂

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

What we need is a good tight lockdown with 5k limits. only 3 family members per household. No singing or dancing. Masks and full QR codes. The unvaxed will not be allowed to shop even on line. Those double vaxxed will be regarded as unvaxed. We MUST beat this thing called living

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Ahahahahaha! A woman at work who “detonated” at me because i cannot have the vax. Has to self isolate because she might have covid. 🙄 cant make this up…

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Simon Cotter

@SimonCotter62

8 months

Melbourne is a shithole. Its simple

chris mate 🍞

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8 months

“Everyone’s allowed to have their moment. Everyone’s allowed to have their time” No, David Campbell. That time was reserved for carols and children performing on stage. Not for anti-Israel leftists to engage in terrorist solidarity.

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

Sigh. My new grandson has been rushed to hospital. Not breathing/heart etc. hope some friends on twitter will think of the little tiger in the next hours and day. His name is Teddy (theodore) he is in the USA :(

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

Sorry cant keep silent. Told ya it was coming👇 Pay The Rent scheme calls on weekly non Indigenous payments via @newscomauHQ

Pay The Rent scheme calls on weekly non Indigenous payments

Momentum is building for a campaign that would call on Australian property owners to pay a percentage of their income to traditional land owners out of respect for their ancestral land claims.

www.news.com.au

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Simon Cotter

@SimonCotter62

1 year

61 years ago, i was a male trapped in a womans body……. And then i was born

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Astra zeneca has been banned in-Sweden latvia germany italy france spain denmark norway portugal slovenia… and about 18 countries just so you know kiddos

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

Ive a plan- those who vote yes for the Voice should pay the rent/land title removed/heritage survey on their property and sign a treaty. This who vote NO dont pay a cent or sign anything If your so adamant that yes is right- lead by example not by words

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Simon Cotter

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5 months

Albanese to walk part of the kokoda track for Anzac day! Lol. I wonder what he will dress up as? A ww2 soldier? A fuzzy wuzzy angel? A coconut? The suspense will kill me!

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Simon Cotter

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3 years

Random. I have trail cameras set up around my property for security and they send photos to my phone. A leaf has decided to position itself infront of one camera and now i have 7000 fuckin photos of a leaf and my phone wont stop dinging 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Simon Cotter

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5 years

Another video showing conditions this time National Park fire trail.

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

The question has to be asked “but why?” 👇🙄 is he hoping to become the new inspector clouseau?

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Simon Cotter

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1 month

Stop press- my son did it! He proposed!

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

I find the Aboriginal flag front and centre in the ABC press meeting offensive

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Simon Cotter

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4 years

Australia to lose another oil refinery. That leaves us 2. One in Brisbane one in Geelong(?). Are we nuts? The whole purpose of these things including functioning car manufacturing is so you can go on a war footing in a blink. Geez we are naive

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Simon Cotter

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1 year

My Plan for Alice Springs. Shut the town down, exit the citizens, leave it to the locals and make sure they run the tourist spot called Ularu. Turn off the water, electricity and sewerage. Then leave them to it

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Simon Cotter

@SimonCotter62

5 years

This was last night.. just fill in the gap

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Simon Cotter

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2 years

The Higgins case is a disaster for her, him, the police, the courts, parliament and for ourselves as a community. The entire process was a complete cock up. Absolutely no resolution in either a conviction or clearing his name and she is a basket case. All very sad

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Simon Cotter

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6 months

Did you know you cant change your own tyre on a tesla and it had to be towed to the nearest tesla dealer?

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