Yesterday at my friend’s father’s funeral, some guy’s dad grabbed my hand, grabbed his son’s hand and said: “Senzo, nyala die kind!! Monyale!!!” We exchanged numbers ke ngoba his father speaks like a gintsa and I don’t want any smoke 🤷🏾♀️
Yesterday at my friend’s father’s funeral, some guy’s dad grabbed my hand, grabbed his son’s hand and said: “Senzo, nyala die kind!! Monyale!!!” We exchanged numbers ke ngoba his father speaks like a gintsa and I don’t want any smoke 🤷🏾♀️
So, I bought this cute castle for my 1 y/old son and got a lot of “why didn’t you get a blue one?” “Haibo, pink??” “You’re turning him gay” comments. Lemme address y’all for the absolute last time
Yesterday at my friend’s father’s funeral, some guy’s dad grabbed my hand, grabbed his son’s hand and said: “Senzo, nyala die kind!! Monyale!!!” We exchanged numbers ke ngoba his father speaks like a gintsa and I don’t want any smoke 🤷🏾♀️
Lastly. Colours are exactly that; COLOURS. They aren’t a sexual orientation and there isn’t any rule that specifies which colours should be worn or used by who so thula. Let people raise their children in peace. Niyadika, fuckens
Osso, if they only have pink merch and I really wanna get it for him, I must stop and consider y’all non factor ass homophobic misogynists? Nope. Try next door because I’m about to get him an oven set 😌
He’s MY child and I’ll buy him what I think is suitable for him because his parent is ME; not you. You in no way l, shape or form put him inside me so thatha u “shut up”
@TSHEPISOMOTSEBE
Dumi was buried 3 years ago today.
Ungenaphi?
So we must live according to your moral compass?
Ungenaphi?
Gwirhy maybe?
Thula
Sanitize your heart
UNGENAPHI????
The lady who got away with 4 million while unarmed and still hasn’t been found lives rent free in my mind. I hope she’s good and healthy and wealthy and happy. That gem ♥️
🤣🤣🤣 okay sorry guys 🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
Today’s date was also very lovely and full of laughter. I thoroughly enjoy his company and his humour. And this one was quite impromptu as the next one was scheduled for next week
@SissGugu
I have a friend who didn't know how to stop taxis so she could get on. She had a sign that was written "STOP!!!!" in bold red and would jump onto the road with the sign up. She did this for a year until one taxi driver taught her the different signs
😂😂😂😂😂 and my siblings and I have the same facial features. We all look alike 💀💀💀. I remember yelling: “haibo, you guys have my face!!!” at his funeral 🤣🤣
3.7k was stolen from my bag between my leaving work and getting home. I was gonna use that money to book the first place my boyfriend ever booked for us in celebration of our 3 year anniversary in 2 weeks. I don’t have another plan 💔
Being able to speak, read and write my mother tongue is one of my hard flexes; I couldn’t read, write or speak any Nguni language until I was about 7 years old. Hearing “Yoh, you speak IsiNdebele so beautifully” makes me so happy and proud
Late for school. Didn’t want to go to school because “I’ll go next time”. Wouldn’t get dressed because “I can’t see without my goggles”. I’ve called his dad twice already to complain 🫠🫠🫠
Also, people from
#NdebeleTwitter
are friendly AF! I mean, sibahle as amaNdebele so that’s a given 😌😌
@iam_karabo_M
’s shirt is an item of clothing I would steal
I’m loved beyond my wildest imagination by this man. He’s present. He shows up for me, no matter what. He smothers me in the thickest layer of love and affirmation. My God!
I’m holding tears back. Fuck!!!
The universe truly responds to energies. You deserve EVERY good thing coming your way, bro. Listen, you fucking deserve this!!!
@Bob_MabenaSA
I can’t wait to hug my son and kiss his beautiful face on Saturday. I can’t wait for him to see the cool toys I bought for him. I can’t wait to see my baby’s beautiful eyes sparkle when he sees his gifts
💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 it’s todaaaaay!!!! My baby’s 5th birthday. I can’t wait for him to wake up so he can see his cake and so we can spend all day having the time of our lives😃😃
My god, where do I start? 💀💀💀
He arrived late, 10 minutes into our date, he asked me to excuse myself from the table so that he could attend church via Zoom. I drank my wine standing by the balcony at the restaurant while he did this. Then…
🤣🤣🤣 Yoh guys! Firstly, the Pride flag is because I’m the B in LGBTQIA+ so akahambanga wrong shame 💀💀💀. Also, Senzo is quite sweet and really smart & polite. I’ll let you know if kuyahlangana or nah. I’m danko
Yesterday at my friend’s father’s funeral, some guy’s dad grabbed my hand, grabbed his son’s hand and said: “Senzo, nyala die kind!! Monyale!!!” We exchanged numbers ke ngoba his father speaks like a gintsa and I don’t want any smoke 🤷🏾♀️
Behind the scenes of my upcoming video for Sunday Morning produced by
@SanzaLo_SA
🎥:
@ShoeZ_K4Eva
@Bob_MabenaSA
out here with the rylics and I’m out here with cotton mouth, licking every 2 seconds 😂🤷🏾♀️
My child is everything
People really still ask for videos that could possibly humiliate other people to be circulated? Y’all don’t even know if the woman in that video really is Putco Mafani’s wife but y’all are out here. Childish. Disgusting.
Ei guys, please be extra vigilant there by R573/Moloto Road. The road is under maintenance coming from Vlaklaagte 1 into Kwaggafontein. Decrease speed, please!
😂😂😂 because people suck. They knock you off of your feet meanwhile, they have girlfriends so 💀💀💀. I’m done dating for the rest of the year. Y’all be safe out there 💋💋