Mpreg Yuji where Gojo handled Shibuya incident and Kenjaku fled away for safety and hide for the time being. Choso and Yuji still took off together for a while and did the hunter period together.
#choita
#chosoita
slight
#goyuu
#fushiita
/
#meguyuji
past
#nanaita
AllxYuji
Itadori Yuuji attracts 2 types of strong men:
1. Crazy, delusional, king-complex, bro-complex, god-complex, straight up mvrderous (to protect him)
2. Sweet, civil and righteous most of the time, but went batshit crazy mvrderous (to protect him)
Feel free to categorize!
Stark contrast between Sukuna grabbing the Itadori brothers.
W/ Choso: just slightly grab his sleeves, not touching his arms, throw him away!
W/ Yuji: grab his collar, tits, abs, push him down on the floor, get on top and between his thighs
Sukuna has priority😏
#sukuita
#jjk256
yuji is like this: he's the one being pursued by his male harem, he's normally so open with affection, but is shy and tries to mask w/ being cool so he looks a lil bit tsundere. But he's also slutty so he's a slutty tsundere, but also innocent so he's an innocent slutty tsundere.
Choita 🩸🐯
wanna see the siblings fighting verbally, yuji gives choso cold shoulder and sulks, intending to not speak to him for a week. Choso also wanna gives yuji a lesson so he doesn't act rude to elder brother anymore, so he lets him be. They sleep separately for the 1st
His name is 'Sato' means sugar in jp and his staple food is sugar
Met a cute orphan and took him in under his wing
He's meant to be Yuji's sugar daddy 😆
#goyuu
Remember how in the koshien ep in S1, Yuji's introduction is a 'catcher' and from a rotten otaku's pov, the word 'uke' (bottom) can also be translated as 'receiver' or 'catcher'...and yuji was the only catcher back then.
So, Yuji is a 'uke' / 'catcher' confirmed.
Stark contrast between Sukuna grabbing the Itadori brothers.
W/ Choso: just slightly grab his sleeves, not touching his arms, throw him away!
W/ Yuji: grab his collar, tits, abs, push him down on the floor, get on top and between his thighs
Sukuna has priority😏
#sukuita
#jjk256
A certain JP chaebol and worldwide influencer's prewedding picture got leaked by the press. Went viral within 1 night. Added the fact that the fiance seemingly has adapted the chaebol's family name. Rumor has it that they already held a shotgun wedding secretly
#goyuu
#五悠
AllxYuji
*Yuji trips over a rock*
Choso, Gojo, Sukuna, Megumi, Nanamin, Yuta, Higuruma, Geto, Toji, Kusakabe, decimating the entire rock: "Trip my dear Yuji again and i will murder your entire bloodline. Worthless nothing!"
Post-shibuya
Yuji: *taking deep breaths out of frustration* I really wanna get fvcked by something other than my life for once!
Choso: ...
Choso: Well...I have no plans tonight. So-
Bcs Gege doesn't give Yuji's DE any name, the fans have started calling it "Iwate Tourism"
So next time he'll cast his DE
🐯: Domain Expansion, Iwate Tourism!!
The DE's power is to make people feel good by taking them sightseeing around Iwate and to teach them abt love
#sukuita
ch 268 remake convo
Skn: brat, why did you spare me even after all that i've done?
Yuji: I've given you kindness and a second chance. i don't have the right to give you the full judgement, and i hope for you to be redeemed.
Skn:
Skn: Was the sex that good?
Yuji: Yes.
It's a well-known fact & truth. And not just bcs blood is one of the body fluids, many others stem from body fluids, such as:
-sweat: only yuji can survive being pressed to Choso's body skin to skin
-saliva: only yuji can be fine making out w/ him and shares food and drinks from
#sukuita
Sukuna: this king of curses is stone cold. i don't smile. i am unbreakable and invincible. i am untouchable. i need rivals. i don't need a friend. i don't need a family, I don't need to love or to be loved, or a lover—
Yuji: *smiles*
Sukuna:
Sukuna: well shit.
Makes up after 2 days (out of initially intended to be 7 days) and Megumi breathes a relief. Finally he can go back to sleep soundly and have his room to himself. Only to get 10x disturbed by the loud noises of choita's make up sex from next door that reverberates the whole night
#goyuu
5U
😎 trying to make 🐯 say "i 💗 you"
5: Yuji, in the english alphabet, A, E, _, O, U, what's missing~?
U: I.
5: alright, so what is the opposite of hate~?
U: love?
5: correct! then, what is the opposite of me~?
U: the weakest! 😆
5: ...
And every man around him is just either helplessly silly smitten w/ him or downright shameless and has no filter. One thing they share in common is that he's all just equally horny and desperate for Yuji.
I got permission from bestie to share it here as long as it's tagged
#choita
so it won't be read by antis
I love this kind of yandere/twisted onii-chan but I don't think gg intended it to be just w/ anyone as long as it replaces his little brother. It must be bcs it's Yuji
So what we get from the curse exhibition is that, the original Choso was intended to be more creepy and twisted (alva's word). hey, gege-chan, you can't reveal smth like that and not expecting the
#choita
fans' minds not go places 😵💫 he's even more obsessed w/ yuji...
Ugh, I really love country bumpkin Yuji. I crave more fanworks with country bumpkin gullible yuji who is being wooed (and devoured) by his rich, spoiled, city slicker top
PoV you're Fujiwara Shu
When everyone else (even Seiya) is focusing on the conversation and you're just staring at your crush and gets caught in action...
Thankfully your crush is so dense that he didn't notice a thing...
#藤原愁 #愁湊
#shuumina
#sukuita
Sukuna, texting: Brat! would you like to fvck tomorrow?
Sukuna: oh shit, autocorrect.
Sukuna: didn't mean to say that.
Yuji, replying back: what did you mean to say then?
Sukuna: would you like to fvck today?
#sukuita
post-shinjuku, nobody dies, they all forgive each other and do a group hug
-after a group hug-
Choso: Who stepped on my foot?!
Gojo: Sorry~ But who stole my wallet??
Mei2: oops. Sorry~
Yuji: Who just groped my ass!?
Sukuna: Not sorry.
bcs he can't sleep at night anymore w/ choso cuddling him to sleep. He's too stubborn to say sorry first so he just apologizes by acting cute and poiled, and Choso cries bcs he feels so bad for and worries after little brother not talking to her for merely two days. Both finally
It's still amazing to think what brings about this stark contrast of attitude at the end between these two top bloodthirsty antagonists is that one has been subjected to Itadori Yuji's compassion and mercy while the other received pure hatred
#sukuita
Gege:
MAPPA: yuuji biting choso, headbutting choso
Choso showing tits and ripped abs to yuuji
Choso grabbing and manhandling yuji with one hand
Yuji feeding choso
Gege:...
Gege: I see.
#ChoIta
#脹虎
rp
#choita
Judgeman: itadori yuji's cuteness is suspected to be a crime.
Yuji: HA??
Higuruma: he's the one who complained. ->points at choso
Choso: I don't want to convict yuji, but no matter how I see it,Yuji's cuteness is a crime.
time since Choso came w/ Yuji to Jujutsu Tech. Choso even has to stay at Megumi's bedroom, to Megumi's annoyance. It's really awkward in a room at night between the two. So the next day, Megumi tries to mediate the two. To no avail. But the next day, Yuji finally gives in first
#sukuita
Sukuna being punched by Yuji's Divergent Fist and Black Flash for nth times.
Sukuna: Nice fist, Brat.
Yuji: ...uh, thanks?
Sukuna: Rather than punching me, I bet your fist would look better wrapped around my-
Megumi: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
This is the start of the new thread for allxyuji ships I can think of making cringe quotes. As the last poll winner, next quote is for goyuu. I'll do poll occasionally but, as Idk how to tag such poll, it'll left untagged
The first thread is here 👇
Choita
Cho: Yuji, now that oniichan lives as human, I've learnt abt human laws. Hence, we should get married.
Yj: What??
Cho: Y'know... for tax benefits.
Yj: but Choso, u don't even pay taxes?
Cho:
Cho: Bcs oniichan is a cursed spirit.
Yj: so which one are you exactly??
#goyuu
Basement arc
Gojo: you know Yuji, you would look great grasping at my bedsheets 😏
Yuji: *heaves a sigh* Sensei, for the last time, I'm not making your bed for you.
Gojo: ...
In their room at Jjtsu Tech
Yuji laying his head on Choso's shoulder, busily browsing delivery menu on his smartphone.
Yuji: I don't really wanna cook tonight, let's just order in. *showing the screen to choso*
Anything you want from here?
Choso: *looking straight at Yuji* You.
#sukuita
Todo observing Shinjuku battle, watching Sukuna vs Yuji. Sukuna groping Yuji wherever he can, Yuji clinging and pulling Sukuna down on the floor.
Can't take the scenes anymore so Todo joins the battle.
Todo: Are you two fighting or flirting...?
Sukuna & Yuji: Yes.
#goyuu
During self-study period, homeroom teacher isn't around.
🐯: Gojo-sensei and I don't have pet names for each other!
🐺: I see. So, tell me again, what do bees make?
🐯: Honey?
😎 teleported from who-knows-where: Yeah, baby?
🐯:
🐺: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
A reminder that Yuji canonically said Choso was the one beside him when he needed someone the most, when he was at the bottom period of his life. It's no longer one-side. It's reciprocated. 🥹🫶
Choita 🩸🐯
#sukuita
Sukuna: I'm home.
Yuji: Welcome ba-....w-why are you covered in blood!?
Sukuna: *shrugs* It's not mine.
Yuji:
Yuji: Is that supposed to make me feel better??
Imagine Yuji is inheriting all the Gojo's money because hubby is still stuck at the airport waiting for a flight back home. He's suddenly as rich as Megumi within 1 night. Onii-chan can also live in luxury
#goyuu
#五悠
#fushiita
#meguyuji
Yuji seeing Megumi grumpily grumbling about everything.
Gumi : I don't like it.
Yuji: Well, Fushiguro never seem to like anything. Is there anything you like other than your shikigamis??
Gumi: I like you.
Yuji: *chokes*
The king split and became smaller.
#sukuita
🖤👅 hehe Brat&me
🐯 kuro~ it's time to sleep
🖤👅 un!
The next day
🖤👅hieeee 😭 waah 🩷👅 is standing in the way of my love life!
🐯what's that? Lol
🩷👅Don't you dare run away from me, you little shit.
OG👅I don't have mine yet
#sukuita
ch 265 convo remake.
⛩️: Just say what you wanna say.
🐯: Why d'you keep doing this? Why hate us sm?
⛩️: cuz I've nvr had a real friend before, and you have too many.
🐯: Then I can be your first friend! Let's be friends, Sukuna!
⛩️:
⛩️: I've also nvr had a boyfriend.
My friend also said the same when ch 265 came out. Bcs it's only thanks to Yuji's flashbacks that oniichan's fans get to see him smiles a lot, since he only ever smiles like this to Yuji. It must be during training period!
Tho this particular smile still looks a lil lewd to me..
The hug&nuzzle is def the 5U eureka moment for me. They are so in sync and Yuji is just criminally cute here! like, there's no way u don't get ur heart stolen being nuzzled this way by such a cutie. And I love how Gojo kept his hands in the air. Bcs yes, he knew how to be decent!
Yuji's always in the top 3 of official JJK's popularity vote. Either 2nd or 1st place, only beaten by Gojo. Then Goyuu is always the most popular ship in jp, perhaps still the most popular if combine all fanworks worldwide? Not really sure abt the western fandom but Yuji has
it just frustrates me how much this fandom loves him as top. because that means yuuji sidelined is real and sadly not just in canon, he's not loved enough by people
or still loved but never becomes an actual favorite 💔
"If I'm going on a trackless path, I'll take you with me even if I have to drag you. You are the only one who can shake me."
Shuu stretched out his hand and swept Minato's bangs upward.
#ChoIta
Choso: Yuji! can onii-chan borrow something from you~? i promise i'll return it.
Yuji: *excited bcs it's the 1st time Choso ever ask for his help* of course! what do you want to borrow?
Choso: a kiss.
Yuji:
Need to keep in mind that despite having other meanings, red roses are mostly and publicly associated with passionate and 'romantic' love and that is what they chose in Choso's memory for Yuji... Not just that, the red rose is BLOOMING 😌
#choita
#chosoita
#jjk
#脹虎
also let's not forget how GG conveniently stated through Panda that Yuji must've exuded dangerous pheromone that attracted strange men, who, let's face it, have traits of alphas, to him...
As Gg-sensei reads various genres of manga, even those usually targeted for females, so...
The leaves on Shuu's yukata are green
The flowers on Minato's yukata are purple
They are the only ones with goldfish pattern on their fans
愁湊増えて欲しいです 💜💚
it's such an underrated ship & got so many antis in the west side but in JP choita is a huge deal. the fanbase website is BIG, what we see here from them are like the tip of iceberg. Still not as big as 5U or fshita but it dwarfs other choso-ships they might as well nonexistent.
I cackled at the sight google translate translated パチンコ (pachinko) as 8 dicks 🤡🤡🤡
阿保すぎる‼️
So in that google translate logic
「虎杖悠仁くんはパチンコが好きです」 is translated to english as "Itadori Yuuji likes 8 dicks"
No wonder he's a meneater and has male harem
#choita
post-shibuya hunter period AU.
At first, Yuji was traumatized whenever Choso tried to get closer or touch him bcs it reminded him what those big hands did to him back at the toilet's bathroom. Choso who felt immense guilt whenever Yuji recoiled from him. But he realized
"I won't let you approach Minato like you're doing to me now."
"I will never let anyone lay a finger on him."
How can a 11 y.o boy say something this heavy?! The power of love is crazy!
No wonder Minato calls him a Samurai.
He's definitely Minato's Samurai.
⛩️: I've also nvr had a boyfriend.
🐯: Me either.
🐯: um, ok, if you promise to play nice from now on and stop hurting others myb we can try going out?
⛩️: *damn is this brat too kind or too easy?*
⛩️: But, I've nvr had a spouse either at my age...
🐯:
🐯: *blushes belatedly*
ChosoYuji trapped in a room "you can't leave unless you cry", execute in 30 min
Yj: If I could see a movie about animals, I'm sure I'd cry instantly 😮💨
Cho thinks 'As a big brother, I don't want to show my tears to my younger brother. But this is not the time to be stubborn'
Shuu: Archery is something we do alone.
Also Shuu: I can't do this alone. I need you, Minato, so take that responsibility.
*clown level 100%* and I love him for it
#shuumina
#tsurune
#goyuu
#GoYu
😎: i like your pants
🐯: thanks! They were 50% off! 😆
😎: i like them better if they're 100% off 😏
🐯: but...the store can't just give away clothes for free...
😎: that's not what i meant-
🐯: that's a terrible way to run a business, Sensei!
#ChoIta
Yuta: Itadori is lucky to have Choso-san as big brother. Ever since I saw you two in Shibuya, he's always such a gentleman. always walks behind you and makes sure you're okay even till now ☺
Yuji: ...no. He just loves staring at my ass.
Choso:
Yuta:
Choso: well..
#hiita
🌻🐯
🩸 *cosfiscating 🐯's 📱
🩸: it's weird that Yuji has "daddy" in his contacts on his phone, but afaik, Yuji's father is dead since he was little.
🌻: ...
🩸: I should try calling it.
🌻: w-wait!
🌻's 📱rings w/ 🐯's recorded moans calling "daddy"
🩸:
🩸: SUPERNOVA!!!
Choita 🩸🐯
feat. Choso's delusions know no bound
Todo: so, have you confessed to my brother yet?
Choso: technically, no. But in my head, we have 10 kids and a farm.
Todo: ??
Choso: and for the last time, stop calling Yuji your brother. You're delusional. Pathetic.
Todo:
A collab between me and Ezralva for
#choitaweek2024
Day 1: first reunion/first time making love
Rated E, Reincarnation AU/no curses/modern setting
Slutty!Yuji, inexperienced!Choso, slightly creepy 🩸, angst and fluff, eventual HE, smut in next ch
Fanfic by Ezralva on tumblr
Pairing: Kusakabe Atsuya / Higuruma Hiromi kusahigu / higukusa
1.3k word
Rating: Mature
Tags: fluff, kissing, makingout, canoncompliant
"Two middle-aged men secretly dating and think they being sneaky"
#kusahigu
#higukusa
#jjk
#kusakabe
#higuruma
#sukuita
is practically dead dove content complete package: enemies to lovers, non con, hate sex, adultxunderage, cannibalism (for sukuna), and now incest.
They swept all the categories! Amazing! Nice 👌 need to thank gg for it. Gg really cooked!
Choso's 🍆
Gojo's 🍆
Megumi's 🍆
Sukuna's 🍆
Nanamin's 🍆
Higuruma's 🍆
Geto's 🍆
Toji's 🍆
8 dicks in total = Yuji sure loves 'pachinko'
This is why he was told that he's underage for that and scolded him badly...
I cackled at the sight google translate translated パチンコ (pachinko) as 8 dicks 🤡🤡🤡
阿保すぎる‼️
So in that google translate logic
「虎杖悠仁くんはパチンコが好きです」 is translated to english as "Itadori Yuuji likes 8 dicks"
No wonder he's a meneater and has male harem