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don’t forget to take your progesterone ♥️ NSFW ❗️⚠️

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@ShoveItInMySass
lady gockenspiel
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Ready to serve the KUNTry 🫡
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@buffys
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a face you go to war for
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The original, IMO
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Addicted to those subtle foreshadowing videos 😭😭
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“Entirely different concept” “This is nothing like those foreshadowing videos”
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@evenescentz *the MEN 🙄
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Cancel Santa next! He makes kids cry!!!!
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@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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Little kid is frightened and bursts into tears at the sight of a "furry" in public When did this become normalized?
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@Ace__Whole I have comments set so only ppl I follow can comment. Honestly didn’t think anyone besides my moots would see my tweet and that’s my default setting haha
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But when I ask her what her hobby is outside of yearning for the male conservative gaze, what then?
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Why are women getting more hate for what p diddy did than p diddy ?
@SabrinaAnnLynn
Sabrina Carpenter
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wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
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Reading is fundamental 😪
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@k1llacourt @ULTRASLUT Wait are they dragging her? She’s literally on theme and glowing.
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13 days
Hit tweet…. maybe I should move to Hollywood….
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1 year
It’s always “cross your legs mama” until you’re trying to hit and then it’s “you’re a ugly bitch anyway” if the legs don’t open up
@followmy_tweets
Its Shaun with a “U” 🐆
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This a wild tweet, been telling y’all for years it don’t snap back like y’all like think it does. Cross your legs mama
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“My southern conservative friends saw a sign that said FREE BLACKBERRIES and panicked that it said FREE BLACK PEOPLE. The racist are tiiiiiiired.”
@folkoftheshelf
sof’s library ✧˖°. 🥄
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they’re tired of… free parking?
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Well, this #VPDebate is off to a great start …
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@Ace__Whole Listen im still drinking my coffee. 😂
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@19barcalona @evenescentz Synonyms at this point honestly 🤔
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@RealEstateMaxi
Alan Corey | Atlanta Real Estate Expert
9 months
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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lady gockenspiel
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Roblox Dress To Impress is like the American voting system.
@laundromatty
mart ✮⋆˙
3 months
monster high theme, girl on the right got second and i got 6th 🤨
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@colipher Text her back and let her know that @wearehims takes care of that 🫶🏻
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11 months
Quality projects cost money. Artists deserve to be paid for their work and regain their personal financial losses/investments. If you want a project to operate a certain way in a certain manner cut the creators a check and then some for the rights or make your own #StayUnlikely
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They should date
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8 months
Imagine if a male celebrity had this delusion of support for being a home wrecker 😭😭
@arianalife0
J☀️| Ariana Bodyguard
8 months
idc if she wrecking homes, schools, apartments, condos, or mansions… they could never make me hate you
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@talktuahpod let’s collab 🫶🏻
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7 months
@bloodofaza Did nothing and still served!
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11 months
THATS MY MAN !!!! ❤️❤️❤️
@cartycinema
sp00ky carty™
11 months
what a night. #AnUnlikelyFandom
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7 months
The hotel lobby guy in home alone
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@EricMGarcia
Eric Michael Garcia
8 months
Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?
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1 year
You are dressed like a randomized sim using base game items ONLY
@_scoope_
hoe biden
1 year
bitch pulled up with this, i was tight son..
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6 months
@k1llacourt The fact men would rather pay to AI undress women than pay them for their sex work/OF. They don’t hate sex work, they hate lack of control!!
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@Donny_B0Y
Don, but he's chased a train
11 months
Wow, a documentary about a Fandom is being kept behind an exclusive curtain so that Fandom At Large doesn't have access to it. Shocking coming from someone like Carty.
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Transphobes in my mentions are calling me a mentally ill man. All I see is a hot baddie their dad wants to fck raw ❤️
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lady gockenspiel
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THATS MY MAN !!!! ❤️❤️❤️
@cartycinema
sp00ky carty™
11 months
On April 1st 2022, I had the honor of interviewing Britt Allcroft for @unlikelyfandom . After two years of chatting back and forth (and giving us her blessing on the project), we finally met up and interviewed her for #AnUnlikelyFandom . Thank you for everything, Britt.
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lady gockenspiel
1 month
Fan art of female video game characters with average/normal bodies drawn by incels:
@TechnoKittyX3
♡Fresita♡ ★ THE TOKOYAMI FAN
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“Chubby girls” according to Twitter:
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Me taking all of my stuff straight to the car, skipping this bs nonsense, since corporations want to fuck around
@CarrdiganButton
generic millenial ✌🏾
8 months
I don’t even know what to say about this. ONE cashier?!
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@DanMarsh01991 @ludensee They’re brothers 😂
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7 months
“Confetti exploded, a tower falls. Plane hijacker’s use of deadly force against Twin Towers is scrutinized.”
@TameeOliveFern
Tameem | تميم
7 months
The Washington Post has written a riddle to avoid saying Israel killed a Palestinian boy 🤦‍♂️
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Showing this if I ever sub at school when the topic is “correlation/causation”
@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
8 months
Best vine of all time
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5 months
@k1llacourt I wish a celeb would promote Jasmine Sherman for write-in 🥲
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“she’s a body qweeen known for her tuck!! Everybody welcome to the stage… MZ. RAYE PISSED!!!”
@GUNKLE2
G.U.N.K.L.E 🏳️‍🌈
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Considering he ‘looks like he tucks’, what should be Tate’s drag name?
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Hot take (it appears) but you don’t have to be a master plumber/electrician/contractor to work at Home Depot just like you don’t have to be a fashion designer to work at Aeropostale. Hope this helps.
@TailsWindsFI
GP
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Why plumbers will be $200 l/hr in the future lol. Nobody knows how to work with tools and this video clearly shows it!!
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lady gockenspiel
11 months
Me playing the sims
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
11 months
The DINK mind cannot comprehend...
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This was her espresso
@offbeatorbit
Ashley Reese
4 months
Needed her there 😔
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2 months
Feeling very #demure ….. very #mindful
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lady gockenspiel
10 months
Just take a shit and don’t flush for a few days. Should give the same affect
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Jenny O
10 months
Jesus Christ no thanks
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It’s a Kamalnomenon
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8 months
No. No this should not be anyone because this is will get you registered as a sex offender because it is sexual assault to those in the theatre around you (some who may be minors)
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She has a very long night of keeping mommy and papa awake
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3 months
Ms. Worried Eyes
@FKAGEORGEY
Ernest Strawfield
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Adopted a cat what should I name her
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Men are 🐷
@Howlingmutant0
HowlingMutant
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Let me...let me hit...
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BREAKING: local men realize not everything is for them and that other people exist and enjoy things, too.
@Nerdrotics
Nerdrotic
1 month
Agatha All Along is NOT a show made for Marvel Comics fans or men in general It is a show made by and for wine moms whose accessory kids are raised by nannies, and it reflects the Los Angeles they live in today. #AgathaAllAlong
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@HowardMortman
Howard Mortman
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"This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-Tac-Toe. A winner. A winner." -- Rep. Pelosi
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Philosophy professors discussing the five stages of grief will use Katy Perry’s fans as an example for “denial” in all future lessons
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mik 🦋
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143 is already AOTY
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Chasers when a doll is postop
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Shhhhh sleepy kitty
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5 months
New wedding venue:
@FKAGEORGEY
Ernest Strawfield
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Buying a cabin here
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8 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 Does anyone know what that black device in the water is? Is it a bubbler? I want one.
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11 months
Me after weighing my heart to see how much love I have for him ❤️
@CartiersSaint
Cᴀʀᴛɪᴇʀ.
11 months
OH THATS NOT-
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10 months
Me and my man would get FINED here
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3 months
@TheBenGib How original 🙄 /j
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3 months
It’s a Kamalnomenon
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@McShirehampton , the people’s princess. Your work is legendary.
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3 months
Lana walked so Addison could trip
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
3 months
Addison Rae announces new single, “Diet Pepsi,” coming out this Friday, August 9th.
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Kamala is 4+4 because she ATE! #Debate2024
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7 months
@sheesheroni If you want boobs, it is a good way to go
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10 months
After a night of stepping all over mom and dad while they slept, she finds herself tired and must recharge to do it all over again.
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6 months
Chat, am i slaying the boots house down ? 😳
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lady gockenspiel
2 months
Every time I hear of cops getting defensive when they’re being recorded I think “we wouldn’t have to record you if you kept your body cams on”
@itslaylas
Layla 🪬
2 months
NYPD just told me I was threatening and intimidating for filming and I want to laugh bc I look like this
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@easterngoblin
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8 months
(2nd pic Ai generated) and the sky is fucking blue. no shit, Sherlock.
@iMBuku
Paid.In.Full.Tommy
8 months
@thatgoodstress All we know is she was a red head.(2nd pic Ai generated)
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9 months
I miss my bf 😭 (he’s in the living room watching tv while I’m in the bedroom watching tv)
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lady gockenspiel
7 months
Idk. But SHE needs to be his Bond girl.
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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Who should be the next James Bond?
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8 months
ITS LIKE A GIRL CANT EVEN BULLY TRANSPHOBES NOWADAYS
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10 months
It helps the staff know if you’re actually gone before check-out time so they can turn the room quicker since y’all want 12pm check ins and 1159am check outs.
@drydenwtbrown
Dryden
10 months
Checking out of hotels is a myth You literally don’t have to do it Just leave; nothing different happens
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Canon event
@Quest64Official
Quest 64 Official
2 months
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lady gockenspiel
1 year
Why’d you clip out the .05 seconds where it shows Abigal going to swing at Ijeoma?
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
1 year
UPDATE: Remember the “Karen Goes Crazy” video 2 yrs ago where a woman lunged at a Nigerian woman at a mall and then began to break down? Remember how the internet made fun of this woman and called her a "Karen" endlessly? It turns out that Abigail Elphick is disabled. She
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She acts like she pays the bills
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Kibby love hand hold
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lady gockenspiel
10 days
What do Bill Maher and Chappell Roan (and literally everyone else) have in common? They’d be bombed in Gaza by Israel.
@billmaher
Bill Maher
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My open letter to @ChappellRoan :
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lady gockenspiel
8 months
If you’re gay just say that ?
@joshkazz
JK 🇨🇩
8 months
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy
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@hugetulip
(╬≖_≖)
5 months
Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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2 months
13 year old me’s YouTube search history:
@theotopie
🇵🇸
2 months
men feet
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1 month
Męn are disgusting
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@lilpump
Lil Pump
1 month
Taylor Swift… go fuck urself
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4 months
He mediate 🧘🏻
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lady gockenspiel
10 months
My neighbor was arguing with her baby daddy in the hallway when I left my apartment and looked at me as she was walking away and said “girl, baby daddy drama ain’t worth it. don’t get pregnant.” I guess I pass ?
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lady gockenspiel
6 months
If it wasn’t for the heart attack induced by sleep apnea, it would have been one induced by Mark Hamill’s tone deaf march to the dark side that would have killed our beloved Carrie.
@harris_wins
Kamala’s Wins
6 months
BREAKING: @MarkHamill is at the White House leading the Press Briefing for the day. He proudly called Biden the most successful legislative President in his lifetime. Retweet to ensure all Americans see this forceful message.
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10 months
New Transvestigation method just dropped
@YSLONIKA
welp.
10 months
she was cooking
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Dude who was on a cast that fucking and sucking left and right: yeah, we had a pretty non-traumatic, normal work experience 🤷‍♂️
@PopBase
Pop Base
7 months
The cast of Ned’s Declassified react to Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon allegations on TikTok Live following the ‘Quiet On Set’ documentary.
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10 months
Me on my way to Harris Teeter bc it’s half-cake Friday and then to go pickup some quesadillas from cookout
@sexybitch_111
marli
10 months
never forget
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8 months
Im sorry I cant be her (I really want to be. I would love to be precious and just nap all day and be loved for doing so)
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7 months
Boyfriend said I still have to go to work even though I don’t want to 😭😭😭😢🥺
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All she wanted to do is dance and do laundry together 😭
@ryankaplan23
Ryan Kaplan
1 month
i’m so scared for mother…
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1 year
She does NOT like the vacuum!!!
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lady gockenspiel
1 month
AGP or not, I know Palestine needs to be free 🇵🇸 ❤️ thanks for the shoutout boo
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lady gockenspiel
2 months
Bc if a girl who was lesbian did the same thing to him he’d be pissed !
@sattanswhore
𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨!
2 months
she clocked him bad 😭😭
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lady gockenspiel
5 months
Women are addicted to reading books where 1.) the women cum 2.) they are listened to and intimately appreciated and not just sexually used 3.) are given tender, caring aftercare. Not porn.
@SWENGDAD
normie macdonald 🇺🇲
6 months
Women are porn addicts too, imagine that
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lady gockenspiel
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I love happy musicals!
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lady gockenspiel
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Trump wants to make it illegal to eat PUSYY 🐱! Vote #HarrisWaltz2024 #Debate2024
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lady gockenspiel
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“Call me mother.” - RuPaul
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@ShoveItInMySass
lady gockenspiel
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I feel like “woke” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
@JoelWBerry
Joel Berry
16 days
A video game company but we don’t hire any woke people
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@ShoveItInMySass
lady gockenspiel
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Momma is serving a Monday #mood
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