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Tired Louisvillian. Co-host of @bettecetera with @bromonaquimby He/They

Louisville, KY
Joined September 2012
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
For a gay dude, I sure do like watching men eat *****
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3 years
“Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?” “I don’t KNOW, Margo.”
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
If you keep liking my tweets.....
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Night, fam
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
It’s different this time because glasses.
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@ShirleySTANson
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1 year
@TheAdamSass @JerseyFerdinand I am you in this situation. Trying to stay hopeful.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
@LibertyJen @WGNNews Lots of things matter, Jan.
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@ShirleySTANson
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7 years
Gay culture is asking for nudes in a joking manner but not really joking at all.
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
It’s me, sensitive top
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
@ViPuhstushin @Variety Officially no, unofficially yes. This will devastate the company
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@ShirleySTANson
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19 days
Where my “at Pride in spirit but too tired/working and crowds make me uncomfortable” gays?
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
I’m 1.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 months
Me and the three followers who always like my tweets.
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@ShirleySTANson
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7 months
Turned 42 today or something.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
WHO DID THIS??
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Had to say goodbye to Maddie today. She gave us almost two great years after her previous home gave her up. Never the most active lady, but she always barked for food, noticed when her favorite bed was missing, and would occasionally give you kisses. We love and miss you.
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Open your Frequently used gifs and the 6th one is how Summer 2020 will go for you ...
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 months
These movies are CINEMA.
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Extremely underrated bit from A Very Brady Sequel
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
This was a goodie
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
@MatthwDayton I remember that guy. He used to slide into my DMs, but I never answered. And that was BEFORE he came out as a Trump supporter
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@ShirleySTANson
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6 years
Had to say goodbye to Olive this morning. She was anywhere from 3 to 5 years old when we rescued and adopted her. She gave us nine wonderful years. I love you so much, Olive.
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
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2 years
“And why is the carpet all wet, Todd??” “I don’t KNOW, Margo.”
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
We went short.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
I seem to have misplaced my glasses.
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@ShirleySTANson
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6 months
Back when I was baby boi
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Not the best shaving job...
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Bye bitch
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‘Just For Fans’ Dumps Adult Performer Billy Santoro for Urging Police to Shoot Black Looters
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@ShirleySTANson
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6 years
Do you even stimulate your frenulum, bro?
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Beard coming in.
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@ShirleySTANson
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1 year
Garbage is back on tour and serving. (I was not there, this are not mine)
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
so my grindr date took me on his boat to this little island
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Anyway, I like penis.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
@tonyahardingjr @mistercodester I hope you had the time of your life
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@ShirleySTANson
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1 year
We went short.
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@ShirleySTANson
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7 months
Well.
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Monogamy and polyamory are both perfectly valid choices and ya’ll give me a headache.
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
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Name a doctor you respect more than Dr. Drew.
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@ShirleySTANson
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6 months
We said goodbye to Rufus on Friday afternoon. I can’t believe we got to have him in our lives for seven years, seeing as he was likely around 13 when he arrived. He never let his lack of eyesight or hearing get in his way. We love you and miss you so much, Rufus.
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Quarantine cut 🤷‍♂️
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@ShirleySTANson
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7 months
Let’s go, Tuesday (my Monday)
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@ShirleySTANson
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7 years
Me: Nudes? What? I could never. Not in a million years. Also Me:
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Hello, senior yearbook photo
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Okay here goes
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@ShirleySTANson
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1 year
I am so goddamned tired of seeing this shit.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
41, hon.
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
Tfw Kal Penn is gay but taken.
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Some nice conversation with cuddling.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 months
This movie is RIDICULOUS. Coming soon to @bettecetera ….
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
I have never felt so seen.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 months
Hi, fam.
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
The 80s were wild, y’all.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
Saddest songs ranked: 1.”I Can’t Make You Love Me”- Bonnie Raitt End of list
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@ShirleySTANson
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8 months
Letting go of long time mutuals when I realize they have never liked or replied to a single tweet of mine.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
We had to say goodbye to sweet Phoebe this morning. She was a spunky lady who came to us at age nine with pink painted nails and very quickly took charge of the grumble. She loved her brothers and sisters and I know she loved us too. We miss you.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
My kn95 mask left a nice mark.
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 months
Night, fam.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
My summer of 1998 was just alternating these albums all day every day.
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
Spotted in the wild with @wrhowell and @TheVerbosePoet
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Cute shirt alert
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Yesterday, after nearly four years as a foster, Rufus became an official member of the family. He has changed our lives for the better.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
Reveal
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Your boo couldn’t make it, so I’ll be filling in this weekend.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
And my employer just bumped everyone’s pay by a frankly shocking percentage because they really are trying to hang on to employees. We are approaching a living wage!
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
If you keep liking my tweets ...
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
@TomZohar Acting does NOT have to be like this Jfc
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Maybe if I keep replying to his tweets, he’ll follow me back. (He will not.)
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 months
Where my Garbage gays ?!?
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🩸Available on vinyl for the very first time, our deluxe release of ‘Bleed Like Me’ is out everywhere today! 🩸 This expanded version includes alt versions, remixes, and rare b-sides including “Nobody Can Win”. Available on LP, CD & streaming services:
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
Me, logging in every day and reading the discourse.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
Sometimes I microwave shredded cheddar on tortilla chips.
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
Not me ******* to this man’s bicep.
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@ShirleySTANson
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@MutualSure Anthony Gallo, sadly I think he passed away.
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@ShirleySTANson
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I don’t want Twitter to disappear, but I do want Elon to disappear.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Night nips
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Where my frozen pizza gays?
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Last night
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@ShirleySTANson
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Himbo Bill Pullman.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
@JanellePierzina Why does she think sharing her big secret is something that anyone will care about??
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 months
Unfollowed a gay mutual because they recently became very GodFirst and embraced celibacy (!!) and it’s giving Born Again.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
A bed selfie? Groundbreaking.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 months
Rough couple of days, fam.
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2 years
I simply wish to be
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Night nipps
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
I deserve this salted caramel mocha. Also, a blowjob.
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@ShirleySTANson
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5 years
When a Twitter Gay retweets you and the likes start rolling in..
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
Hi, I’m ready for Democrats who will actually punish treasonous Republicans, how about you?
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4 years
When he likes AND retweets
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
Penis. Like if you agree.
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@ShirleySTANson
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3 years
“Eat my ass” is maybe not the insult you think it is.
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@ShirleySTANson
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2 years
Night
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
If you keep liking my tweets....
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@ShirleySTANson
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4 years
B & W cause I’m all red and splotchy today. Hi from my car. 👋🏻
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