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“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” – Mark Twain Flick Fan #InterMiami #AlHilal

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@markgoldbridge both teams playing on the same pitch 🤡
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@barcacenler “Ballon dor secured 6-5”
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@SeanDOlfc its the highest level in terms of whats at stake and how much players/fans care about it, not football quality
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@TuchelhoIic busquets does it = not top 20 for ballon dor ever jorginho does it = give him the ballon dor!
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@AlbicelesteTalk Messi-Mbappe duo deserves a UCL
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@Trujista not his fault that pep is playing him out of position to fit in that norwegian bum in the squad
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@elfayz_ ngl mbappe not even been best player in the french team
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@atletiuniverse if he is sorry why is he publicly sharing this info 🤡
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@Ani7ii Hakimi
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@bxckline so every goal that Ter Static concedes
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@FCB_Lad_ The next 2 minutes will define an entire career
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@Trujista he wants the messi role for some reason lol
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@AlbicelesteTalk he looks like a white nationalist
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@FCB_Lad_ Before the World Cup I was praying he didn’t have to shoot even 1 penalty in the tournament. Ended up being 7 😭
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2 years
@sujoy_pritam why couldnt mexico just beat us and end all this false hope early on. painn
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@AlbicelesteTalk @gastonedul invite bangladesh. messi can score double hattrick. and bangladeshi people will also be happy.
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2 years
@FCB_Lad_ Di Maria MUST start in final. He is the lucky charm and always performs in finals.
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@umirf1 and just came off a 1 month injury too 💀 36 and still got the accleration
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@AdamCrafton_ this is why no one takes journalists seriously anymore sadly
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2 years
@mxdric wait till FT bro. the shameless tapin celebration is coming
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@PSG_Report @RMCsport this proves even more that its kylian saint germain
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@Bd_irB_ll We can keep the automated offside check and get rid of the other nonsense
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@talkfcb_ jordi alba wouldve had a mental breakdown on the pitch when it was 2-0
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2 years
@FCBClev10 but then who is going to cross the ball 100x a game like xavi wants
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1 year
@Ani10ii makes zero sense lol psg fans have attitude of madrid but trophy cabinet of tottenham.
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2 years
@AlbicelesteTalk Argentina beat this superteam
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@rajsinghchohan cant forget he was crying at half time at anfield while winning 3-1
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7 months
@Culturecams Its actually well documented that endrick is a messi fan, even deleted his old tweets. He cant be saying that now that he's signed for RM
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@markgoldbridge everything always boils down to defending ronaldo for you
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@PSG_Report @lequipe vitinha in the ucl 💀💀
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@10blended cr7 in this era wouldve joined barca. thats the difference in mentality
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@PSGhub @Santi_J_FM i dont even blame galtier. what is he supposed to do when campos is the one who brought in bums like soler, vitinha, ekitike and didnt even bring in any defenders.
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@RoyNemer his father told him to lol. just like he followed chelsea's account in 2015
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1 year
@Ani7ii need deep run for that. bayern though...
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@barcacenler battle was lost when he sold his career for an olympic silver medal
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2 years
@PSGalu another wrong tweet
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@PSG_Report @mcgrathmike im sure getting rid of messi, neymar, verratti and bringing in cherki and more solers and vitinhas will convince mbappe to renew
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@mxdric mustve been awkward with his gf being argentine and most of his kids being half argentine lmao
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@banskotagaurab @RafaelH117 la liga was too difficult for him. same happened to hazard. was best player in Premier league
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@Ifcluke prime suarez is twice the player Vinicius or bellingham are now, yet those 2 are now the ballon dor favorites...
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@h4jj_ the requirements:
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@GT_MessiFC 2019 > 2015. 2015 had prime suarez and neymar and a decent team. 2019 he almost won treble on his own
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@ConnCFC Fabrizio literally said Barca wouldnt match Chelsea's offer to Kounde. So it was about wages
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@AlbicelesteTalk @gastonedul aston villa wont accept anything below 35 lol
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@JosipFCB93 and if ter stegen played in place of courtois, chelsea wouldve scored 6 today
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@JosipFCB93 inter miami next season gonna be a movie
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@Lewandisneyy Greatest Premier League performance of all time
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@PSG_Report @lequipe give him all the power but when they lose blame messi 🤡
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@mxdric if ballon dor was actually about the "best" player in the world messi wouldve won 2009-2019 (bar 2014) and lewandowski wouldve won the last 2
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@barcacentre they literally just target whoever barca/madrid are targeting. no sporting plan just vibes.
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@FCB_Lad tbf it wasnt even a bad tackle
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@Pxxdressi did he write one for neymar to saudi
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@Anna_96_10 i bet its his sister doing all the commenting 🤣
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@PSG_Report @lequipe How is a player in his prime, while considered the best of his generation, in a team centred around him, the 15th best in the 5th ranked league in the world …
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@RafaelH117 thank god messi didnt come back this year. they wouldve shifted the blame to him instead of xavi
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@BCNOgi he is losing the league with bayern and shouldve lost it last season too. he is not that guy
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@talkfcb_ massive upgrade from that other guy who was living off of his dads legacy
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@PSGhub he looks older than mbappe lol
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@talkfcb_ but his legs dont work
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@AbzBusquets This gotta be in alvarez's hometown
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@AlbicelesteTalk do you have any videos of the bench's reaction to the entire penalty shootout
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@Trujista @LyesBouzidi10 do you lot even like the sport
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@RafaelH117 Laporta to blame
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3 years
@RoyNemer His bit
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@AlbicelesteTalk atletico play more attacking football than psg 💀
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@w4nner7489 @iMiaSanMia he is bayern's goat
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@barcacentre guy gets paid 10mil a year to vacation around europe
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@PSG_Report @RMCsport add vitinha to the list
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@AlbicelesteTalk papu wouldnt even start for the australian team. disgrace from scaloni once again
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@PSG_Report this guy is available for 10 games a year
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@PSG_Report @danigilopez We don’t care about vitinha and solers discomfort
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@iMiaSanMia germans 🤝 wrong side of history
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@barcacenler if we drop down to europa laporta will have to sell another 50% tv rights
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@WholeLottaLyes poch tax. he is looking elite tonight
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@JosipFCB93 ruined an iniesta level career just for an olympic silver medal
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@BCNOgi he loves giving mbappe pens
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@RafaelH117 domestic leagues will get destroyed long term. i dont think youre considering any of the second order effects
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@PSGalu never forget
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There is not a more iconic figure in football than Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Whenever I launch a new product, I usually start with 3 different ads. The first ad - I copy from a competitor. The other two - I make originals. Pretty much every time, the copied ad ends up performing the best. Lesson in there.
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@Ani7ii we do not care no more
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@ReshadRahman_ @MCTorresA @Luis_F_Rojo so no UCL trophies until at least 2027. minimum 12 year gap damn
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@fcbnilebagged because he is not retired
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@PSGhub did you watch the first leg
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@abdule_10 no one cares about premier league games especially since liverpool didnt even win it. He won AFCON and was good in ucl knockouts
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@Pxxdressi how is it always Liechtenstein, Luxembourg and Iceland wtf
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@RkFutbol i wouldnt mind ESL if it was still based on merticracy rather than permanent spots. Im all for getting rid of middle man UEFA but this new format with 20+ games per season and guaranteed spots for teams like Arsenal/Spurs is sad.
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@PSG_Report @Tanziloic no quality player is touching this toxic club
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@elfayz__ a srilankan vs an argentinian i wonder who would win the fight 😅
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@LyesBouzidi10 used to think he just didnt like pogba as a player. but now its clear, souness is a bonafide racist.
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@JosipFCB93 how's he getting on this early in his career. even ronaldo didnt get anything like and his celebration is much more iconic
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@GomaseTanmay @Barca__pictures zidane ball will not fit messi at all lol. people forget the cross and inshallah football he used to play in peak madrid days.
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@JosipFCB93 maybe because they won the ucl as well instead of getting knocked out of europa league round of 32?
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@FCBClev10 @JoanLaportaFCB Would be a great lewandowski replacement in 2025 😁😁
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@PSGhub poch about to ruin the vibe by playing him right wing hugging touchline
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@barcacentre thats just 60m then
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@Ani10ii its a blessing to lose to bayern. city wouldve scored 10 against psg
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