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Shyaaam

@Shhyaaamm

2 years

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

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Shyaaam

@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Having a girl bestfriend is like having an emotionally unstable daughter that never listens.

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2 years

I can drink a big cup of coffee and go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person.

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2 years

Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people.

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2 years

If she is not Selena gomez and I'm not Charlie puth then why the hell we don't talk anymore.

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2 years

Arguing with Mom is fun until her husband walks in.

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2 years

You only live once. So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, desperately seeking validation from strangers.

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2 years

Poora din khikhikhi karne ke baad raat ko sadness ke attacks aane lagte hai.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

"Tuje aana hai to aa" is the most insulting invitation ever.

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Shyaaam

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2 years

Girls are cute,they imagine fake romantic scenarios and cry over the fact that no one's gonna love them like that.

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2 years

It pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.

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Shyaaam

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2 years

Job is not just about salary. Sometimes you cry in their bathroom.

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2 years

Removing earphones to make sure it was part of the song and not my mom calling me in anger.

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2 years

I'm that family member who doesn't mind not being part of the family.

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2 years

Making weird faces in pictures because it's better to look ugly on purpose

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2 years

I told my friends I have a date with a beautiful girl. They told me she was imaginary. Jokes on them because they are too.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

When you laugh, just laugh, no need to hit others.

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Shyaaam

@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Aane vaali generation ko meri ek hi advice hai ki vo naa aaye.

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2 years

"Yeh waqt bhi guzar jayega" kehte kehte me khud guzar jaungaa.

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2 years

chill guys, aaj dukh hai to kyaa huaa kal bi hoga.

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2 years

I don't understand people who feel refreshed after a nap?? I always wake up angry and rude.

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Shyaaam

@Shhyaaamm

2 years

If no one has told you that you're beautiful then you're surrounded by honest people.

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Shyaaam

@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Having a girlfriend is cool and fun until she starts having mood swings.

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Shyaaam

@Shhyaaamm

3 years

Everyone thinks I'm okay but deep down inside I need a gun license.

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2 years

Listening to the same sad song on repeat, making sure it does enough damage.

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2 years

Another day spent without saying "baby towel lana bhool gaya de do" and pulling her in bathroom.

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2 years

I know I'm fine on my own but where is the love of my life??

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3 years

Girls gets mad at something and finds relatable post within 3 Seconds.

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2 years

Meri life ke adhe kaam toh "Mann nai kar raha" ki wajah se ruke pade hai.

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3 years

Yeah, you're cute but can you handle my overthinking??

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2 years

I spend my lot of time holding the fridge door open looking for the answers.

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2 years

I don't know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly I am.

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3 years

He wiped her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too.

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3 years

Nothing is more beautiful than the fake scenario I create in mind.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

I don't care if it's 4 a.m I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Jo hota hai usse hone do ,muje roko na bas sone do.

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3 years

She be thinking i left her on seen for 4 minutes while i been trying to spell Gourjous.

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2 years

"Sab theek ho jayega" isn't enough for me, I exactly want to know "Sab kab theek hoga??".

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2 years

It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out, you just don't have any energy to care anymore.

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2 years

I want someone who can agrue on my behalf.

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2 years

Tea isn't just a drink, it's handwarmer, it's an experience, it's a love language, it's a friend, it's everything.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

When people say "I love you" I always say "I love you more" because life is a competition and I must win.

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3 years

Girls can choose the right color from 200 lipstick shades, but not the right guy.

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2 years

Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at my phone for 5 hours.

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2 years

Be mature enough, if you see someone fighting, Stop those who are stopping the fight.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Conversation continue rakhne ka ek tareeka hota hai aur vo muje bilkul nahi aata.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

Measuring your hand against someone else's is the cutest form of flirtation.

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2 years

Jiss tarah se zindagi chal rahi hai "Jeete raho" sounds more like a curse then a blessing.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Pura desh heatwave se tadap raha hai aur ye bangalore vaale pakode talkr mast barish ka maja le rhe hai.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Baat sabko karni hai lekin kya baat karni hai ye kisi ko nahi pata.

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2 years

Pretending you don't notice people staring at you is a skill.

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Shyaaam

@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Finally figured out the reason why i look so bad in photos, it's my face.

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3 years

I'm the kind of person who waits for you to tie yours shoes while everyone else keeps going.

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2 years

I like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend I'm a protagonist under a lot of stress.

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2 years

Talking before 9am in the morning should be illegal.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

"Atleast you love me" I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

A tight hug for everyone not feeling their best today

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3 years

I love when video call disconnects and we both decide not to call back

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

I don't know why but hitting somebody in the head with a beer bottle is on my bucket list

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

I hate when I am about to hug someone really Sexy and my face hits the mirror

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2 years

"Just be yourself" bro I don't know who tf I am.

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2 years

Can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good days where our nose aren't blocked.

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2 years

If someone wants to come give me a 6 hour long hug and play with my hair while telling me it's all gonna be okay I'd be really happy.

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2 years

Mein apne papa se kabhi behas nahi karta, kyuki papa thodi der baad hathapai par utar aate hai.

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3 years

Hand sanitizer helping me discover the cuts I never knew I had.

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3 years

I know better days are coming but like when?? I need a date please.

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@Shhyaaamm

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Single life is the best life nahi bola jaa raha ab.

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Me watching all my friends getting their life together.

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@Shhyaaamm

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People who know me both on social media and in real life must be so confused.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

The longer you wait the hotter you date kehte kehte jawani nikal jaygi.

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Might wake up early for the gym tomorrow. I might also win the lottery. The odds are about the same.

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Those "can I call you" people are so wonderful. No you can't call me but thank you for asking.

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3 years

Maybe the Love of my life got stuck in a condom.

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Doctor sahab attachment naa hone ki koi dawai dijiye.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Tension mat lo, jo hota hai ache ke liye kabi nahi hota.

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Raat ko neend nahi aati, Subha ko aankhe nahi khulti bahoot shok tha na bade hone ka bhugto ab.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

If you ever feel alone, watch a horror movie late at night with the light off. You won't feel so alone anymore.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Bina earphones ke ghar se nikalna ab illegal sa lagta hai.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

In a world where everyone is over exposed, the coolest thing you can do is maintain your mystery.

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3 years

We are all a big mess and that's beautiful in it's own way.

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Geography was so bad, I saw my World in you.

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2 years

Michael Scott running away from the responsibilities.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

My 15 year old cousin is sharing his relationship problems with me and advicing me to stay single.

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3 years

Ummm that's a bit too harsh Let me put "lol" at the end of it.

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2 years

Life was good when oral was just an exam.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

Sometimes I spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can't figure out what I meant.

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@Shhyaaamm

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Itni garmi hai mann karta hai kambal odh kar aatmhatya kar loon.

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I am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity.

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

Elon Musk firing people.

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You know it's time to check your bank account when you're too scared to check your bank account

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

Our generation is fucked up when it comes to trust, loyalty and relationships.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

My friend told me "Time will heals all wounds". So I stabbed him, Now we wait..

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

The phrase "Calm down" has a 100% failure rate.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

Just because you haven't found the right person doesn't mean you will.

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Me : Runs for 2 minutes My heart : If you don't stop I will.

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@Shhyaaamm

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Know this girls, There is a big difference between you look pretty and you are pretty.

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3 years

Some days I want Love , Everyday I want money.

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Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end.

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@Shhyaaamm

3 years

Girls, Have you noticed that your male best friend treats you better than your boyfriend??

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@Shhyaaamm

2 years

jeevan me bas utaar utaar hi aa rahe hai chadav toh aa hi nahi raha.

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