the mixed feeling faces of trauma/worried/shocked/waitwhats our next schedule again face it’s so raw 😭😭😭 cus the last time NaPD suddenly appeared their entire schedule the following week was a lie and next thing they know they r on a plane to Italy 😭
when you've spent years crafting a calm, sexy gentleman persona and now everyone knows you're actually hard drinking, ridiculous and allergic to clothes.
Okay but the idea that two of the most famous and attractive men in kpop got drunk together and the resulting "trouble" is a 4am prank call to their fans is really endearing.
His usual reason of "I don't drink because my body doesn't handle it well" is starting to feel less about upset tummies and more about being uncontrollably horny...
VN's allergies are so endearing. No wonder he doesn't have an ego about his appearance. Everyone cooing over his looks and he's like "I am trapped in this porcelain palace of handsomeness and IT DOESN'T WORK RIGHT. It tries to kill me if I eat peanuts! I can't exist in spring!"
cannot get over this moment, jeonghan explaining that the meerkat kept biting him and he just stood there frozen and in the mv you can see him fully standing still while the meerkat is biting him. it's too precious.
There are only two reasons a grown man in his 30s would go on midnight movie date wearing matching shoes with someone 8 years younger than him, and it's either they're dating or he's in some kind of Big Brother Big Sister idol program and he's trying to keep Hosh out of trouble.
Right in line with the most Hoshi video of all time which is where he sincerely asks Vernon if he (Hoshi) has ever ridden a Ferris wheel before and Vernon is like, "Hyung how the f would I know?" Hoshi is not in the business of keeping track of himself I love him so much.
crying at the editor/subber that keeps on letting us know that hoshi DID SKI in ofd japan..he just forgot about it & keeps saying its his 1st time since elementary school..😭😭 [memory falsification]
Something something that time yjh said he specifically phrases invites in such a way that they're not actually invites but the person is supposed to understand he wants them to come.
If I wanted to be weird about the fact that he said this was the best sleep he had in years and it was when all 13 of them were together and in good spirits I could but I won't, so there.
“Babygirl is a designation that’s given out when we find this person not just hot, but interesting; worthwhile,” says writer and pop culture consultant Evan Ross Katz - uhhhhh I can assure you this is not how I'm using it.
let me tell you how my heart freaking sank when seungkwan pretended to trip to trick dino into getting the emblem. seungkwan when i catch you!!
and you can really see how dino got nervous bc of what happened. oh seungkwan 😭
It's like the people who taught SVT to work out tried to prank them by turning spotting into a game of gay chicken but they didn't realize who they were up against and SVT was like, "Right, right, stare deeply into their eyes and touch them a lot. Got it."
I'm not upset that svt don't love together in the dorms anymore (*said through gritted teeth*) I'm just mad they haven't made public their plans for making sure Vernon eats right and doesn't end up living like a gremlin.
still mad at the internet for making 'simp' an embarrassing thing. like, oh you love your girl too much? you want her to be happy???? you want to treat her well????????? how is any of that a bad thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't shut up about vk since the day I started talking on this account and yet I have NEVER SEEN THIS MOMENT BEFORE?!? How is this not the constant twin to the doorway thing?
Me, distracted: Of course VN wouldn't talk about SK during the concert because he's the type to show his affection in subtle, non-public ways.
VN, literally all weekend: 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Fanworks are not a concert, they're a party. It's a joyful perspective when readers, commenters, supporters are not an audience but a vital part of the experience. As a writer I can't emphasize enough that I don't want distant clapping, I want high fives, connection, in-jokes.
even if you aren't a fic writer or an artist or a cosplayer, your headcanons and the conversations you have with people about the ship ARE part of fandom too! you do not have to be making something for consumption for your presence in fandom to be valid. you are still a fan.
Cheol going to fw is causing people so much strife and yet it makes perfect sense to me. This is the move of someone (yjh) aggressively saying "this is not even that big of a deal don't be silly just go" in order to pretend nothing is happening until the last possible second
VN: I don't think SK and I are really all that alike.
Also VN: *gets upset at Hosh being drunk and nags him*
*sees WW making a purchase he doesn't approve of and nags him*
*hears SK making a self-deprecating comment and nags him*
Really hope the next album is full of sad, pining songs with lyrics that are all "what do you see in him? He's not that cool, he's old and lame" so that when Woozi gets asked about what inspired him he has to awkwardly answer, "A dream" or "the guys went to dinner without me."
They're gonna get MARRIED. They're gonna get an APARTMENT. They're gonna adopt a CAT. And they will wake up after the first night and realize they cumulatively have ZERO SKILLS for running a household together.
Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”
Still here. I love that his first instinct is immediate obedience to the hanniehae then a brief bubbling up of "but people will seeeeee" before he remembers that he gave up all of his dignity years ago.
mad, sad, hurt that I scrolled and scrolled and did not find this. Eye mole visible, no, even pronounced. Blonde hair, hydrated. Everything delicate and basic so as not to distract from the eyes, cheekbones, lips.
If I don't think about it very hard, it's easy to slip into the perspective that an idol being closeted is just a choice, and perhaps even one that affords them greater privacy all things considered, but something about this shot is really getting to me.
Ships don't really make me cry, but if they DID, it'd be the Vancouver date. SPECIFICALLY, how it shows that SK just lets VN be VN. He doesn't chide him to be more enthusiastic, he jokes about it but ultimately absolutely trusts that VN's totally sincere.
That time Cheol's competitiveness overcame his (now forgotten) gay panic and he ended up getting the *SK* to gay panic (see it at :03 to :04) and also irrevocably changed his relationship with VN.
Like if it was a club or restaurant, some kind of hang out where there would be other people to potentially meet, there's all kinds of reasons that makes a sort of sense. But a MOVIE? AT MIDNIGHT? Where all you can do is quietly sit next to each other in the dark? IN HIS 30s?
I know objectively kmg is bigger but there's uh, there's this horrible specific thing his shoulders do when he starts bulking and it puts me on the ground every time.
Imagine you're an eldest daughter and the sibling one year younger than you is HOSHI? King of self love? Proud haver of no life skills? Blunt as hell? You bet your ass I'm beating the hell out of him at tae kwon do or whatever.
He's gotten a hat and a necklace, ate oysters with him, posted selfies, they have noteworthy social follows, and yet VN gets the official dating rumor label.
“although he said goodbye for a while, may jeonghan’s scent lingers for a long time and reveal his warm presence!……..”
OH HARPER’S BAZAAR KOREA U HURT ME❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹🥲🥲😭🥲😭🥲
One time me and my girlfriends got drunk, put on full eye make up (poorly), passed out, woke up and then screamed in shock when we looked in the mirror. This has happened to shua.
When you really consider how successfully they have managed a thirteen way dynamic for so long you *have* to be impressed. That doesn't happen because of chemistry or good vibes. It takes each one of them making constant active choices to communicate, empathize, and compromise.
I mean the kid will have a good time. All he needs to do is say, "I want ice cream" and he'll have it because they're a) terrified of him and b) also want ice cream.
It's the everything for me here. It's the years long habit of grooming each other unnecessarily. It's VN not asking for the orange but neatly taking it to share. SK's eyes repeatedly returning to VN's hands as he peels it, even as he listens to the others.
1. Yes, I am going on about this moment again, but when I said haunted I MEANT it and if I define that as what I cannot shut up about, this moment takes the cake. I have gone on about it a lot, but it's Cheol's smile for me.
Best things you can tell your wife
🦌yeobo (honey) for birthday, should we go to Bali this time?
🦌yeobo i did all the dishes
🐻❄️i...did the vacuum cleaning
Remember when yjh looked like he was about to go for SK's hair when SK was complaining yjh only hangs out (or eats, I can't remember) with Cheol on live? I do.
It was literally inevitable upon seeing these pictures that I would write something unhinged so. Here is your mandatory vaguely historical, royal intrigue omegaverse AU jeongcheol fic. Just under 5k, and rated M. Just for fun.
@hannniihae
He is literally constantly surrounded by 12 men who are ready to make out with him in a hot second so yeah I can see why he's like "need to be bit careful."