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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
Back in play school, i used to have a "girlfriend". we'd sit together and make trouble in class, tell everyone we were gonna get married, and bawl our eyes out when the teachers tried to separate us at the ripe age of 4. Richa if ur out there, no girl ever topped u.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@neptuneluvrr Source: THE LIAR and even if it's true, "that's how neutrality works"
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@gemsofbabus_ Bro get ready to be designated as "Andhbhakt" by leftists🤡
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Tooter gola🥰
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Tooter Gola😋
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Tooter gola🥰
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@Shawwwshank
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3 months
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Twitter ki saari ladkiyon ko aaj se Didi bolunga....🙏
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@aditiwari9111 Mujhe sab "thakur" bolte hain...though my surname is singh aur mere dono haath bhi hain💀
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@SudeepSonawane A and C simultaneously🗿
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@gemsofbabus_ I had been to this station a month back, have a look at the current condition... @gemsofbabus_
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
High time I should take a break from Twitter.....bye guys, ab 15 din baad aaunga🙏
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@khansmeme Meanwhile🌚
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@dudetherise Dank ke 14de Sharm karle
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@gemsofbabus_ It's Sheer disgrace to compare India With Pakistan🤧
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@gemsofbabus_ Administrator❌ Vlogger✅
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
Men on this platform are definition of desperation and male loneliness.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@GopeshKhetan Nothing wrong if someone wants to go bruhhh....grow up,get a life
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
Leaving Twitter! I'm kinda done with this platform, two months on this app and i didn't even realise that I was ruining the best possible opportunity(JEE Adv) of my career(which is doomed now). Will deactivate the account by tomorrow afternoon. Thanks dosto (& Avoid Failing)
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@_reema_art_10 2018 it was...my dad was diagnosed with cancer but he fought with it and survived❤️
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@gemsofbabus_ 10/10 I would say, mere ghar se kewal 4km door hai ye building
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@KhokharF56440 Sabse pehle tumhe hi lapetunga🥰
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@ldrwh0re Flirting was invented in 1869 Le people before 1869:)
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
QnA...Dhang ke sawal poochna👍🏻 (Ignore kiya to🔪)
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
@gemsofbabus_ "Hum do bhai, dono hi tabahi"🤡
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@gemsofbabus_ Lmao...AAPiyas losing🤣🤣
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
16 days
When the death can't reach you, it makes you go to coachings like Allen, Motion & Aakash for JEE/NEET Preparation🙆
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
22 days
👍🏻
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
Up for a walk?..Anyone?
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
Too much of sightseeing today.....Ab Ghar Jaa Raha😋
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
23 days
@IndianTechGuide Dude, are you high on cocaine??? coz JEE main doesn't gets you admission into an IIT. How come he?
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Muted all the nabbers and statpaddders👍🏻
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@stfujaadu Meanwhile me who has written "wh-ore"🌚
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@memenist_ Nitish bhai sab ko barabar pelte hain🤣🤣
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
28 days
???
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
14 days
Heights of immaturity😏
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@gemsofbabus_ 1) Way ahead of their time in 19th and 20th century. 2) Militarily powerful since their independence(1776). 3) WW2 heroics and annexation of Japan made US the leader of first world countries. 4) The technological edge of having and controlling the whole social network since 90s.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Fuck bhenchod😭😭😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
I've got no problem with the people posting about rafah,gaza,west bank...blah blah blah, but your outrages shouldn't be selective and before condemning external events, look what's happening in your own country first👍
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Downfall ka kaaran: (Padhai ke sath IPL dekhta tha🥴)
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Fuck bhenchod😭😭😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Opinion. (Twitter doesn't allow writing long para, so i posted this way).
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@gemsofbabus_ Agle panchayat elections me pradhani ka chunav lad hi leta hu🤡
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
18 days
Do something God ji, your homie ain't gonna survive this academic downfall😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Just finished reading about the Nirbhaya case of 2012,I'm short of words to describe how barbaric that crime was,even though four of the convicts had been executed but the 5th one is still roaming free around the streets of Delhi...such a shame our judicial system is.🤧
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
"kabhi na kabhi to miloge kahin pe hamko yakin haiiiii"🥹
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
Bro what?
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
24 days
Having these in front of my bed looks good in daytime only🌚
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@IndianTechGuide *only for kannadiga teens
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@GemsOfSimps Ohh Bhench*d🤣🤣🤣
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Just realised, i'm on my way to become the worst of my bloodline🥹
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
When you fail at something and your very own people stop supporting you, believe me that's the "lowest point of your life".
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@GaurangBhardwa1 *Mating....🌚
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
18 days
tf i slept for 12 hours😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
13 days
time to ghost everyone, duckoff mfs🥰
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
Aaj se gaali dena band.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Nagar palika walon savere savere neend kharab karne ka theka le rakkha hai kya tum logon ne?😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
25 days
Lack of female interaction in engineering colleges is real; one of my cousins from IIT Delhi (mechanical🤡) was saying," bhai mech to chhod,yahan CS me bhi ladkiyan nhi dikhti", and the moment I listened this, my inner conscience said to me "bhai JEE ki preparation chhod de"😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
"Tujhe Jeet Jeet haarun, ye praan praan vaarun...haaye aise main nihaarun, teri aarti utaarun"😍❤️
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
Gn homies....2 baje aata hoon😋
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Funny how IPL has divided us, people have become so individually obsessed,now nobody cares about the country neither ICC tournaments and the SM fans of these BIG 3 are the biggest mfs to ever exist on earth....ye league band karde Jay shah nahi to kabhi kuch nahi jeetenge🤧
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
The Post The Comments
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Chaliye maut ki taraf chalte hain🌚
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
So this girl had posted her media here and I went through the hidden comments on her post(mistakenly though), i found some assh*les making inappropriate remarks over her & All i would say is,"some men are absolute trash and deserve belt-e-belt treatment for this kinda behaviour".
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
So my Dad's a congress supporter and after looking at the exit polls yesterday he's saying that "election results are gonna be in NDA's favour coz BJP has rigged the EVM's and if the elections were to be held free and fair, even Smriti Irani would lose Amethi".😭😭🤡🤡
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
16 days
Some chomu attention seeking statpaddders have ruined my whole tl. mfs don't you get any original tweet ideas???
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
tf💀...idk who's this but blud has called me 4 times since yesterday...Call back Karu?
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@no_shanti_om Rehna hai tere Dil mein kyuki main berojgar hun😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
20 days
@gemsofbabus_ City park it is❤️
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
If India wins today I'll make a comeback on this app (for a day or two).
@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
Leaving Twitter! I'm kinda done with this platform, two months on this app and i didn't even realise that I was ruining the best possible opportunity(JEE Adv) of my career(which is doomed now). Will deactivate the account by tomorrow afternoon. Thanks dosto (& Avoid Failing)
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Chhota baccha???.....abe 6 feet ka hun.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Ashamed to be a UP resident.😓
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Haircut+Trimming+Pfp update done☺️
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
19 days
tbh school wasn't that bad.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Sushant's case is another testimony to how 'bakwaas' our legal system is.
@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Just finished reading about the Nirbhaya case of 2012,I'm short of words to describe how barbaric that crime was,even though four of the convicts had been executed but the 5th one is still roaming free around the streets of Delhi...such a shame our judicial system is.🤧
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
If India wins today I'll reveal my face😈
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
12 days
🇺🇲 : Eat me Daddy 🇮🇳 : Mai to tandoori murgi hun yaar gatkaale saiyaan alcohol se
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@Shawwwshank
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@IndianTechGuide I had my JEE advanced day before yesterday, in 1st paper physics and chemistry were moderate but maths was tough and lengthy and in 2nd paper chemistry and maths were moderate but physics was out of the box,overall felt like a tough paper for me at least.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
23 days
Nothing is more attractive than being good at maths👍🏻
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
Movie Suggestion Guys💀
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
It's 2024 and people still do believe in horoscopes🤡
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Prime bkl agar tujhe movies rent pe hi dikhani hai to mere subscription ke paise wapas lauta de🤧
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@aapkashinchan Mai vi hun🥰
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
14 days
bruhhhh tf is wrong with this professor, not a single lecture this week aur ending me sundays ko extra class le kar students ki lanka lagayega😭
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
I might look normal lekin agar tum reply nahi karoge to comment delete kardunga😏
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Baarish😋
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
24 days
Bored af, anyone up for some E-Kalesh ???
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
3 months
@Gojoosensei @Anukalp2714 Use mat samjha bhai wo commerce ka hai...
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
15 days
bc i'm trying hard to wake my academically smart ass up from deathbed, but i can'ttttttt😤😤😤
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@Gum_shuda408 Pen bhi nahi hota bhai unke paas🤣
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
@RVCJ_FB Scrap Agniveer scheme otherwise 2027 bhi haaroge.
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Had an eye contact with my old school crush in a mall yesterday. (But couldn't dare to talk to her🥺)
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Blessed are people with good genes🥱
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
1 month
"Lipstick is tasteless".
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
2 months
Parso paper hai...log boards bina padhe dete hain aur mai JEE ADVANCED bina padhe dene jaa rha. Wish me luck guys🤡
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
13 days
@VJSWRITER @narendramodi have some shame, ik you are spineless but atleast acknowledge the beheadings💔
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@Shawwwshank
Shashank Singh
28 days
Frankly speaking, the second lead of Rockstar wasn't Nargis Fakhri, it was Mohit Chauhan.
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