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Shawn Hils

@ShawnHils

3 years

there are two teams named after socks.

Rich Lowry

@RichLowry

3 years

And just like that, the Indians adopt the dumbest, most pointless name in major professional sports

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when you took an edible at the airport and the motion sensor faucet isn’t working

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me trying to blend in so i can be part of the trump arrest

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Dem campaigns seeing the good public polling:

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jon stewart back on the daily show. hillary doing cringe posts. overhyped republicans dropping out of the presidential. get the skinny jeans out of the attic, the 2010's are back baby.

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@Jani__Gee “i think I’m at least handsome”

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CNN reporting Tim Walz personally asked and was granted permission by Neil Young to use Rockin in the Free World

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hard launching the german shepherd named for Ayn Rand is the break the glass moment

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JD Vance has brought his dog, Atlas, to campaign with him today in Milwaukee

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Lindsey Graham, yesterday (screaming): “Here’s my understanding, if you lived a good life people would recognize it, like the American Bar Association has, the gold standard. His integrity is absolutely unquestioned.”

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

6 years

American Bar Association calls for FBI investigation into Kavanaugh allegations, delay in confirmation votes

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"Anthony Bourdain spoke up for me at a time when people all over the country were making great fun of the column I write. To have a man of his stature rise up and befriend me, it meant a lot to me."

The Critic Whose Olive Garden Review Went Viral Remembers How Anthony Bourdain Spoke Up For Her

"Anthony Bourdain spoke up for me at a time when people all over the country were making great fun of the column I write," said Marilyn Hagerty.

www.buzzfeednews.com

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4 years

this is the last thing you see if you take a call in the quiet car

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4 years

Secretary Pete Buttigieg with frontline workers at Union Station in DC this morning.

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This sign means Adam Schiff followed House rules.

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GOP adds new sign during the break

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@shafieikeyvan he does his best work around the holidays

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unverified mutuals seeing the people who lost their bluechecks

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@FreedZach

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“issue one. the cousin’s friend’s balls. where does the story go from here. pat buchanan.”

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3 years

@hattiesoykan @bimadew ears at the end of the day

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2 years

we are witnessing one of the worst campaigns of the century

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Katie Robertson

@katie_robertson

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BREAKING: Fox News has abruptly settled the defamation case brought by Dominion, after a trial jury was selected and lawyers waited in the courtroom to give their openings

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@DragonflyJonez man went looking for this at the timeout

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4 years

Best part of this picture? No phones

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TMZ

@TMZ

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Beyoncé Performing at DNC's Final Night in Chicago | Click to read more 👇

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3 years

imagine your office was the site of an hourslong bomb standoff and your boss's takeaway is "guy's got some good points"

Mo Brooks

@RepMoBrooks

3 years

My statement on the Capitol bomb threat:

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3 years

not all gyros wear capes

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3 years

there is a man on Queens Blvd giving PCR tests in the back of a Halal truck.

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27 days

there it is:

Jonathan Martin

@jmart

29 days

The “only in America” line that triggered the “U-S-A” chant has some Dems wanting more Including Wes Moore He thinks Harris should drape her nominating convention later this month, literally and metaphorically, with the stars and stripes. “This needs to be framed as a

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3 years

DC reopening starter pack

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3 years

shocking yet unsurprising, as always

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4 years

people tweeting screenshots of their own tweets

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4 years

Do you have a message for all the moms? We have beautiful fighter jets like you've never seen. Sir, the moms.

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3 years

L.A. when it dips below 65

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@SopanDeb "i can't be racist, some of my best abuse victims are white" is a new one

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3 years

dc residents: [crying tears of joy] "so what do you do for work?"

Julie Z. Weil

@juliezweil

3 years

Pandemic restrictions on business and socializing are coming to an end in DC. All capacity restrictions, for sports stadiums, restaurants, etc, will end by June 11. Masks will still be required indoors.

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trump’s facebook post has been removed by content moderators for not adhering to the rules. 46-minute conspiracy rants must be filmed in your car with your phone.

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2 years

@mattxiv if you're not into reading, here's a quick visual summary:

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6 years

“The implication that Cruz’s mental health issues could have been solved if only he had been loved more by his fellow students is both a gross misunderstanding of how these diseases work and a dangerous suggestion that puts children on the front line.”

Delaney Tarr

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Please, read this. It is so incredibly poignant and true. Isabelle is an incredible writer and an even better person.

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what an incredible gift this X audio is for the Harris campaign. he sounds like an absolute crank. like you would walk quickly away from him in a parking lot

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8 years

@jonlovett can i get that with an extra shot

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1 year

print reporter TV reporter

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4 years

[muffled] come, come mr. bond, you get just as much pleasure from expanding access to job training as i do

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3 years

yes

Madelaine Pisani

@MadelainePisani

3 years

Genuinely wondering: why are we covering the president’s dog so closely? Is it normal to see this many reports chronicling the lives and whereabouts of presidential pets?

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@FreedZach when i find who made the slice meme

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3 years

reporter asks if Gillian Anderson has talked to Margaret Thatcher about her role in The Crown. this is like a Fred Willard character.

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3 years

why can’t the supply chain also slow down the takes

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4 years

I’ve never laughed alone so much.

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1 year

Trump rn

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Donald Trump Jr. just posted a photo the judge's child on Truth Social

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@ParkerMolloy fully lost it at "there's a show called laura ingraham on netflix"

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4 years

which step of the way was injecting sunlight and disinfectant into the body? opposing shutdowns? not wearing a mask? wanting less testing? pushing to open schools? taking an unproven drug? dubious claims about plasma? promoting a woman who said medicine comes from alien DNA?

Jennifer Jacobs

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What Democrats are doing is dangerous by sowing doubt about a vaccine, Trump press secretary Kayleigh McEnany says on Fox News. Trump is “going to depend on the scientists which he's done every step of the way.”

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4 years

@chrismohney rory always makes you double take

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4 years

if you’re unfamiliar with Rory Stewart, he is actually an American child’s drawing of a British person

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@KrangTNelson @GraceSpelman [goat puppet play outta nowhere] haha that one has eyelashes

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4 years

Often think about what @GenMhayden said on Trump, during the 2016 campaign: "You're not just responsible for what you say. You are responsible for what people hear."

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2 years

when a goon is tackled and then shot point-blank with a bow and arrow

¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL!

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John Wick trailer had a guy getting hit in the forehead with an axe so hard he does a backflip, this to me is cinema

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4 years

i thought Guilfoyle did great

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4 years

@DragonflyJonez "......... so how's your commute?" "better than your weakside defense and faster than you getting to the block."

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7 years

Where is the stipple drawing of the daughter walking in like she owns the joint

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4 years

they made a whole graphic for uninviting Romney

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This year's theme for @CPAC

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4 years

still my favorite artifact from 2016. everyone thought this was the beginning of the end

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Philly Inquirer goes deep on Four Seasons Total Landscaping and kicks it off with a lede for the ages.

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@yashar cannot unsee the two giant lips made of hair

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@tysonbrody omg the pop tarts edible mascot

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@camorris @MsJoelyFisher The Supreme-acists

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7 years

I don’t know what to say anymore.

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2 years

they’re playing fuck marry kill at work

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4 years

Carville on the Trump camp grabbing all the jewelry before the boat sinks: “They’re all getting profiles written about themselves. I saw Blaze Pascal—the campaign manager, whatever his name is—all over the New York Times magazine posing for pictures.”

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3 years

@keano81 “we need to break up”

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4 years

6-8ft away, as per the guidelines

Andy Kaczynski

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4 years

Fauci’s first pitch jussst a bit outside.

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@BrandyLJensen "da fuck you think you're doin tweetin against putting a price on carbon"

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@ashleyfeinberg lol of course Bari sliding in with a 'you're doing amazing sweetie'

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@jonathanbfine @AlecMacGillis "I was consistently frustrated by the fact that my life back in New York was not put on hold." should've asked to speak with a manager

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@cullend @johnbiggs “write what you know”

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@MattNegrin acetamino-hen

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@LEBassett hope it was literally a gag gift

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conservative radio hosts every five weeks with something that isn’t the vaccine

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8 years

These kids have yet to be educated about the tyranny of the estate tax

southpaw

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Scholastic poll of 153,000 K-12 students (Clinton 52% - Trump 35%) suggests, perhaps, the GOP's future predicament.

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@Phil_Lewis_ the core strength

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helluva summation of the referendum before voters, by Adm. McRaven

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HEAVY LIES THE CROWN atop the president's head as he faces an important moment in this nation's history. Will he rise to the occasion or continue to race bait like maniac? Only time shall tell! sign up for Playbook to get insightful analysis like this. Powered by Raytheon.

Isaac Chotiner

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Who writes this stuff?

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@TribalSpaceCat "bottom text"

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republicans: we have used the weight of government power to crush all who disagree with our fundamentalist worldview democrats: this is a sad day. here’s Bono and the cast of Hamilton performing “fight song”

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@UrbanAchievr also highlights the eyesore caused by increasingly popular ...disposable, single-use prayer rugs?

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@dcwoodruff @daveweigel "enhanced regime change techniques"

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@cjzero @RJ_Writes @edsbs

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@1followernodad @NickTagliaferro posting bangers today

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Tillerson describing how half of his job was debunking misinformation the president was consuming:

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4 years

If I were on Biden's GOTV team, I would put this tweet in my resume.

Donald J. Trump

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How come every time they count Mail-In ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?

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Voter fraud is a comically inefficient crime and if you’re caught, the consequences are so punitive relative to any incremental benefit you may gain, you’d have to be an absolute moron to attempt it.

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@JacklynWille believe this was established in United States v. THICC

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Joe Biden: the turnout candidate.

Kyle Kondik

@kkondik

4 years

Turnout seems like it's going to blow way past 2016's 1.2 million votes cast in Michigan - 991k in so far and seems like there's still a ton out.

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What a header

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2 years

good morning, here’s that four pack of Jerry Orbach one liners that you asked for.

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3 years

April May

Jennifer Epstein

@jeneps

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President Biden will announce tonight he's directing states to make vaccines available to all adults by May 1. There will also be a federal website by then. His goal is to bring the country “closer to normal” by July 4. Per administration officials.

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