Shauna JeAnne @ShaunaJPrentice Twitter profile

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

The damsels are depressed alright and we get our joy from the thought of @ewarren becoming president.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 months

Me liking all the tweets about Kylie Kelce being a Queen:

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

Everyone acting annoyed about this notification that I-71 is backed up but they'd be very pissed if someone they loved was stuck in that traffic overnight in -15 temps so IDK I think we just acknowledge this one and be glad we're warm.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

6 years

@Travon Would say that Beto making it such a close race also speaks highly of Beto and the other people of Texas!

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Shauna JeAnne

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4 months

The amount of money I would pay to see the Pitino family group chat right now is not small.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

7 years

@jk_rowling More like the ex who was perfect and you ruined I️t.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

Proud to say I worked for ChaCha for several months but you didn’t get paid out until you made $100 and I never did so enjoy my $47 in extra profit and free answers for the people, @ChaCha .

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3 years

Before all information was truly at our fingertips I’m proud to say that in middle I used to text questions to a service called ChaCha and they would text back the answer a couple minutes later…what a fucking service and time to be alive that was…massive salute to ChaCha

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

1 year

On which app should I complain about the people setting off fireworks on July 6th?! Maybe @bestofnextdoor actually 😅

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

7 years

Do we think I can get away with starting work emails with statements like “Henlo!” and “Gooooob morning” or no? #justcurious @dog_feelings @dog_rates

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Honestly just put sorority women in charge of all voting day processes and I assure you this stuff will be handled smoothly and efficiently.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at the @orangetheory clock when it’s past the 50-minute mark.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

Student Affairs professionals need better language to describe what we teach students. It isn't just fluffy soft skills; we teach ethical decision making, problem solving, consensus building. In 2020, if you aren't offering meaningful professional development, you're irrelevant.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

9 months

@dog_rates @onetailatatime Way to go Dora! Nora says good luck… you’ll be chasing fun smells in no time! 😍💞🐶

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

It's been entirely too long since I sat on my couch alone on a Saturday night watching @HamiltonMusical .

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

8 years

"But Kappa Delta's heart is her values, and those must never change." #NCTA2016

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Is this the year we're forced to redesign the Panhellenic formal recruitment process?

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 months

"The good news is I was my wife's third choice too and look how that worked out." I am unwell at how well he is handling this. 😂

Howie Lindsey

@howielindsey

4 months

. @patkelsey : "Those houses over there. That's where Scott Drew and Dusty May live. I was like Cool. Cool. Ironic. OK. But cool."

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

I did real push-ups instead of from my knees for the entire class today @orangetheory so I guess call me next time you need your truck pushed up a hill.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

6 years

Do you know how many women RIGHT NOW are sitting in silence while working and listening to this hearing and racking their memories of 2, 3, 5, 10 specific instances that they never allowed themselves to consider sexual assault before but now they wonder if just maybe...them too?

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

8 months

Every winter, I try to get into hot tea and every winter, I am Ted Lasso insulting the British.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

7 years

“So do you have any hobbies?” “Well I cook, and I grocery shop, and I cook again, and then I talk about what I’m going to cook next, and then I do the dishes. So, yeah, I have hobbies.” #whole30

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

I asked a guy on Bumble how his week was and he just replied telling me it was pretty good but now I’m not sure which week we’re talking about because I asked him this question on May 21, 2019.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

Ok I know I said I was going to Universal today but maybe I should just see what @DSmoke7 is up to instead?? #inglewood

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

Who announces their un-retirement an hour after the NCAA tourney is set? Just fill out a bracket like the rest of us, dude.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

1 year

Being a sports fan and a woman is especially fun when members of your fan base are begging to hire someone who was fired for domestic abuse like 10 minutes ago. Winning games is not more important than women's safety. I'd really rather be 4-30. Plz log off and get some fresh air.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

Me reading every single tweet about Louisville's first basketball win like we won the natty:

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

Remember when we got a whole surprise @BreakingBad movie last year? Highlight of 2019 honestly.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Every woman in America - on the planet, maybe - is deeply having a moment right now. This is really special. 💙

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

I love that people think campus professionals are all conspiring to indoctrinate a new generation of innocent students into socialism but we’re actually just debating whether or not to add glow-in-the-dark paint to dodgeballs for Welcome Week. #decisions

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 months

I really don’t want to hate on KP unnecessarily but building confidence and empowering your players to believe in themselves + teaching basketball are not mutually exclusive. Sometimes the best way to build confidence is to stop focusing on the doubt and just let them get reps.

Alyssa Newton 📸

@AlyssaKNewton

4 months

Kenny Payne was asked if he had any regrets/things he’d change over the last two years: “What I inherited was broken, more than I could ever tell you”

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

Millennials aren’t ‘getting married later,’ we’re just bypassing our first divorce.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

I don't mean to alarm anyone but today is the shortest day of the year and that means that beginning tomorrow the days will start getting longer and woweee that is great news!!

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

Sophie Turner promoting a song that is without a doubt a diss track about her husband is because it’s a bop is the level of women supporting women I strive for daily.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Are people rly freaking out about 94% of COVID death patients having underlying health issues as if the CDC hasn't said every day since February that those with underlying health issues were at highest risk? Some people need to take up guitar or knitting and get off the internet.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

The cognitive dissonance required to exist as a human on this planet and in this country with any level of awareness while also carrying on with our day to day lives is insane and exhausting.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

I came here to say that fraternity men performing in variety shows is the best thing ever but then realized the dudes get credit just for showing up & being funny while the women work their asses off just for a nod & wow does the patriarchy suck the fun out of everything or what?

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

I could take the @Starbucks mobile order function being down as a sign to not get iced coffee today but I am no quitter.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

I loved Rick but honestly my favorite thing of the @CoachChrisMack era is @CoachDennyCrum getting more of the love he deserves in this city and this is 😍.

Bubba

@Bubba_502

5 years

Coach got a puppy ❤️

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

Has anyone ever had a worse day on Wordle than Jesse did yesterday? A true disaster. About which I have not stopped laughing, unfortunately.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Re: sexual assault on campus...Peer accountability - men demanding their brothers be better or get out of their org, women refusing to associate with men/orgs who repeatedly violate their sisters - has more transformative power than your student conduct process ever will.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Was going to get a Dissent Collar tattoo but instead maybe it’ll just say “F*** Mitch.”

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Kamala’s face is me anytime a student’s ‘email hasn’t been working right lately.’

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

I'm never not shocked when something that happened 30 years ago was in *1990* and not like 1960.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Ok guys. I’m doing it. I’m letting myself feel hopeful that today is the beginning of the long journey of making this nightmare a memory. If it comes crashing down on me later, so be it. LFG!!

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Annual reminder that organizations' Bid Day plans of 'hanging out for a few hours with new members!' are incredibly insufficient and a wild missed opportunity to begin fostering meaningful relationships and understanding of org culture from the jump. Cute shirt though!

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

I did not know that overseeing Panhellenic recruitment meant that I was actually the Assistant Director of Reserving Every Room on Campus, but here we are! #25LiveQueen

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

The single best example of the life skills gained from being a sorority member is superb event-planning abilities. Attend a bachelorette/30th birthday/baby shower planned by a sorority alumna vs. not. You will KNOW.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

I am once again asking men to go to therapy instead of spending 44 billion dollars on literally anything.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

6 years

Four days at #AFAAM . Four days of not understanding how to trigger the automatic faucets at the @JWMarriottIndy . 🙃 #MEd

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

8 years

"Our destiny lies in our ability to live what we believe."-Corre Anding Stegall, former national KD president

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

10 years

"I mean but also like whatever," is a thing I just said and I'm not sure how I should feel about it. @TrendyProblems

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

I'll be in my coffin being lowered into the ground still yelling about how alcohol destroys more lives in a single day than marijuana ever has and our society's differing acceptance and treatment of the two is one of the dumbest things about us.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

A Rom Com where you bump into a cute boy on the street and decide to get coffee but instead of falling in love, you realize your values don't align, you have different feelings on kids, he won't let the dog sleep in the bed and he thinks PizzaGate is real so you just stay single.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

“This is just how it is, we’ve all been through it.” Sounds like the Royal Family is hazing IDK about y’all.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

The fly on Pence’s head for president.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

Printing schedules for Preference Round. "OMG wonder which of these women will be chapter president one day and who will be an LC and who do I get to snag for Panhel exec and which ones are meeting their college BFF tomorrow at Bid Day and..." Someone come get me, I'm delirious.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

I got my rejection from Maryland’s grad program while I was ON campus doing a consultant visit so what I’m trying to say here is Roll Tide.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

“My beloved Alpha Kappa Alpha. The Divine Nine. And my HBCU.” WOW with the AKA shout-out! Yesss @KamalaHarris !

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Remember when everyone was posting their senior pics in solidarity with seniors who couldn’t graduate? What a weird year.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

6 years

'Dating' as a grown woman is a really interesting social experiment that mostly results in me feeling the need to tell lots of dudes "Uh, that's not how this works." I'd write a book but lots of people already have. 🤔

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

I am actually begging any educational org or institution who is encouraging folks to ‘have meaningful dialogue’ to model the way for their members/students in real time. No one knows what you mean, this is not a skill anyone does well. Stop passing that buck to college students.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

6 years

If @BetoORourke wins I’m doing a keg stand.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

7 years

If you’ve ever wondered what it looked like to pour your heart into the lives of those around you for no reason other than because you love them, and to be grateful for every single interaction, look at Mindy Sopher. “Take it and have gratitude. Give it and feel love.”💚 #AFAAM

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

The best thing I have learned in my 33 years on this planet is that I am not responsible for others' emotions/happiness/decisions/etc. and I think it took like 28 years to get there but wow the rest you can give yourself by saying 'I can't control that' is incredible.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

I’ve been celebrating at medium volume all day because I’m in Kentucky and unsure who is in earshot but you bet I fist bumped the cashier at the liquor store when I bought champagne at 11:30 and she asked what I was celebrating and I got to spread the good news. 🥂

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

If you’re dating a man and he is not also fucking pissed tonight, please dump him.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

8 months

Today at the gym I was like wow it’s really wild how our brains can just tell our bodies to move and we move and now I’m like is this a Travis Kelce tweet?

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

6 years

“If we’re going to diversify our membership then we’ve got to diversify our culture.” 👏🏻🎉🔥 @michaelsorrell #AFAAM

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

8 years

Really glad #abc2020 is making sure to point out that false reports are very rare.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Y’all the internet is making me laugh so much tonight and for that I am *grateful.* 😂

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

The review for @SnoopDogg is showing up on @CardChronicle 's Cameo page and that seems appropriate.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

Tell me you’re an FSL professional without telling me you’re an FSL professional... I’m dreaming up ways to empower and build confidence 20 years from now in my high school daughter and her friends?? A workshop. I’m planning a workshop. For my imaginary kids and their friends.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

My hottest take is that the hosts on Fox news don't know how fraternity recruitment works. 14 votes trying to get the same dude in the chapter?! lolol try again in the spring bro.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

7 years

Can someone explain dogs’ relationships with stuffed animals to me? Like, it’s so cute, but why does Mr. Moose need to come outside when we potty? Does he have to go too? OMG what if that’s it. My dog thinks her moose needs to pee. I’m shook. Good night. 🐶 #dogbff

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

It's 2020. When do our national Greek orgs boldly acknowledge their responsibility to role-model and empower their privileged members to use our voices for good and ask ruffled alumnae to deal with it or turn in their pins? Y'all won't lose out on that much donor money, promise.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

Remember this time last year we were all like 'Wow this time last year we had no idea what was coming" and now we're all like "lol we're still doin' this huh?"

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

“Dating is Probably Fun But I’m Tired” - a memoir by me about being single, happy, and tired in your 30s.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

Critical race theory being brought up in this Supreme Court hearing is the millionth example that we are literally the dumbest country full of very unserious leaders.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

LinkedIn is really one of the strangest places on the internet.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

I know we’re all thinking a million things right now but is anyone else thinking maybe our ‘normal’ isn’t really the way the world should always work..?

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Wow going on family vacation at 32 with your high school sister and her friend is a SUPER fun way to be reminded constantly that your jokes are no longer funny and you are for sure not cool. LOL

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

1 year

@JBischof91 I think it's less about KP disciples and more about it being a weird look to tweet at and argue with a recruit about the team lol.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

Honestly shout out to the entire generation of women who have somehow developed (or are still developing!) a healthy relationship with food after the bulk of our diet/health advice growing up being “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” ???? Truly MVPs.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

2 years

Very intense combo of feelings this morning including being grateful I was born on a chunk of land *generally* safe from unprovoked bombings and absolute anger at weak, insecure men having so much power over the human existence.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

I'm going to need all these retailers to chill on emailing me their spring sales and free shipping because I assure you it's going to work.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

I am simultaneously filled with joy by all the back-to-school photos and completely exhausted by the bitching about mask mandates and vaccine recommendations. I cannot imagine having the energy to fight so hard against a fake assault on freedom while people are literally dying.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

People upset because Ariel is supposed to be white are surely trolling, right? They just want to stir the pot? Because they can’t be genuinely concerned about keeping details straight in this story about a half girl-half fish with talking animal friends and suspiciously dry hair?

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

9 months

Besides being obsessed with the fun and positivity that shines out of this Tayvis situation, my biggest takeaway here is that I hope this content infiltrates YouTube etc. the way idiots like Andr*w T*t* have so young boys like my nephews have better influences online.

kimani🥂

@onthattightrope

9 months

im so happy for taylor

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Deleted my @Starbucks app like a year ago in an effort to stop spending so much money at Starbucks. Now I just spend all the money and get no stars. Guess who the joke is on? Me. The joke is on me.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

7 years

Slowly falling in love with @JayREllis someone send help.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

If Fox News is the first to call it for Biden, do we print and frame that tweet or is it the cover of this chapter in the textbook about 2020 or what? Maybe I'll get it printed on a coffee mug, that could be fun.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

3 years

Important update: just officially started @TedLasso . Merry Christmas.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Do you ever do something ‘normal’ and zone out only to snap back and re-remember that we’re all collectively and actively just losing a year of our lives? Very grateful to be safe and healthy but the reality checks are something.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

“I don’t care...about the fake news” says the guy who cannot go two hours without tweeting about the fake news lolol.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

5 years

Do you ever try to Student Affairs yourself and then your brain feels like Inception and you get confused and just need a nap? Same.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Do you feel that? That’s what it’s like to have a President. We haven’t had it in several years; understandable if it’s a distant memory.

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Shauna JeAnne

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5 years

It’s officially “Nap on the Couch with Windows Open and Football On In the Background” season and I am HYPE.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

“Honestly it’s a rip-off to get a grande, it’s like .20 more for a venti.” - Me giving bad advice and instilling poor financial habits in the collegiate women of today. I never offered to lead the financial literacy session ok? #AFLVCentral

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

In case no one has told you lately, @ewarren would be killing if she were a dude.

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Shauna JeAnne

@ShaunaJPrentice

4 years

Just this week I’ve gotten a new driver’s license, an oil change, am getting my hair done, taking Nora to the groomer, and scheduling several overdue doctor’s appointments. Please do not come for me because I am truly untouchable.

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