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Striving to be POWERFUL! ⚖Esquire |🍊 Alumna ✨If birds stay in the same place but can fly anywhere, ask yourself why do you?

Imported from Detroit
Joined March 2011
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@Shanny_live
Shanny Reporting Live
3 years
My friend came over & was like, "Girl, who put your chairs together?" I was all smiling like Me! He gone say, "I can tell, they loose asf. Where your toolbox?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@Shanny_live
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6 years
Obama probably texting Bill Clinton like, "Who all there?"
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@destylecyandone Girl he a hater lol!he start rocking them & said, "So you don't see this?!"
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@LILJOSIEEVERT In fact, that's more reason to not have it.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
🧐 Hold up. It's a few people QRT me & kiki'ing but got me blocked. Don't laugh with me mf!
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@pink_nerd_7 And they mommas be exactly what they about to describe
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@Shanny_live
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@sauvamemte Wait til they get to the men’s lounge and they all chime in about her success
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@zoerebelle @MsLaFitteTweets Wait, now how many hours that last young lady working? Skksksksksksksksk
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@labakasurah Cheating. Next question.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@mssxbri Sksksksksksk.i thought she was the junior bride with the 12 yo version of the bride's dress🥴
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@ShanelG__ She gotta scrape up them lawyer fees her man about to incur smh.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
On Divorce Court, this BW (about 30 yo) said after kid #2 , she went to the doctor & inquired about getting her tubes tied. Her husband, BM ~29, said no. The doctor said bc of her age, marital status & husband's disagreement, he couldn't do it. They have 7 kids now.
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
Teens don’t have anywhere to go bc y’all 40 years old a**es at the Dave and Busters on dates
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
The manager probably put a welcome mat on the inside & asking customers to take off their shoes 😒
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@smoke_nd_pearlz Lmfaoooooo. Why they always bring up KFC when they talking about us back though 😩
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
Katina shouldn't have told him that story about verbal abuse or crying. He's the type of man, you never tell any bad stories about your exes to, bc he will use them against you or set the bar of how he can treat you. She gotta learn when to hold em & fold em. #mafs
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
Why yall always want to bring up trade schools when women bring up college, when y'all not enrolled int those either? 🥴
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@misssbri__ I'm pretty sure she ain't about to get nothing. She wasting her time & who ever her lawyer is probably just playing along.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@ftrplnsss No matter how many ppl hate how she acts on RHOA, you can't take away that this woman beeeeen top tier!
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@Shanny_live
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7 months
@sauvamemte I been said all contestants need to show proof of income to be on the show. Idc.
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
@HON9CHO A performative queen! I stan.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
OBAMA WOULD'VE HAD A STIMULUS PACKAGE IN OUR ACCOUNTS BY 12:01AM.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@UrFavoriteAries @SoulSistaNatl Yesterday they wanted us to riot bc bm's withholding & they want visitation without the court. Today, women drop the kids off too much & inconveniently🤔🥴
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
Black People: "I'm voting for Trump because he'a good for stocks." 400 years ago, you was the stock. Gone.😒
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
I PASSED THE MICHIGAN BAR EXAM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@___fatjay___ He gained a whole investment property & passive income based of his wife's knowledge, extreme budgeting & vision. SOMETHING TANGIBLE. Tf you mean. Don't cherry pick. Give me examples of sufficient gains then since you're looking for an answer.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@LeciJ_ @puemalol They gone say they kids don't need a whole room when they only coming over on weekends🥴
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
The wife wants a divorce. The husband says, "I DONT WANT ANOTHER MAN RAISING MY KIDS." Fool, you need all the help you can get. Are you crazy?
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@WhattUpJT @petty_marshall He kinda fine though🙃
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
@BelleRideaux They cursing her up and down and saying she ain’t loyal lmfaooo. Him too. He tried to trap that gal with them 3 chirren
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@Shanny_live
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6 years
@AsianTing__ I'm still stuck on the 10 year part😳
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@misssbri__ I'm not a lawyer JUST yet lol. But from what I know, the obligation dies when the parent does unless he had an estate. In Michigan step-parents never responsible for CS. So that nuance, ehh. Based on fairness, wife may owe back support up until his death but not ongoing
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
@simsimmaaz @krazziK09 TBH, this needs to be done more.
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@ImNoRoleModel The real nightmare gone be that foreclosure notice🥴
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@1Tarig Tichina Arnold's face at the end made me scream, okay lol
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
@kervonnie That’s what oomf on FB said. That’s cooking, laundry, grocery shopping and meal preparation for 3 additional people. And if it’s too much to handle, she definitely needs to get out the situation now.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@Im_0n1 No❤ Reparations.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
The wife almost died twice in 2 separate births. She also has 2 sets of twins.
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@Shanny_live
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1 year
@ForeverThatG1RL This man’s face is so beautiful and chiseled.
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@atasteofsasha @petty_marshall oop. She got more hips than me.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@WizMonifaaa This is why God made her beautiful. Because the rest ....
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@Crystalejandro @___inCANdescent I'm in 2 on Facebook. "Black Girls Travel" "Black Women Travel" - my fav We discuss domestic/international spots, activities, outfit ideas warnings, reviews, meet-ups, intro urself & where you've been before, niches (couples/moms/under 30yo, over 40, singles, empty nesters)
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@REALSTARKS27 I'm worried about him being in a pool fully clothed. While Jordan tee on. They been threw it but gahleeee
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@Chaantellie Nah they gone eat when they get here ...but it aint gone be food.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
I argue my first motion tomorrow. Pray for me yall 🥴
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
And the husband is a pool installer. The sister in law says he could probably be a millionaire if he really became dedicated to his work but he just smokes all day.
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@___fatjay___ Dksksodksoodldldldldodlldkdnsns. So y'all benefit us by getting a boat on credit lol? But she also had excellent credit & the better credit and could've helped do that. So.... And I said with her own money.
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@Shanny_live
Shanny Reporting Live
3 years
💀 they really be arguing about who need to stay home to clean 400 square feet🤔
@LRNROSE
Your OG 🐩
3 years
be real we milennials. its apartment wife at the most.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@SilverSmithMama 6 months old, grown asf💀💀
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
Y'all, now Church's Chicken corporate is dm'ing me 😩
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@baedotdoe This Obama: "...[R]eassured Flint residents that the water is safe now — as long as it's PROPERLY FILTERED. IF you’re USING a FILTER, if you’re installing it, then Flint water at this point is DRINKABLE."
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@Shanny_live
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@NotTramBraxton Tears coming down my face 😂😂😂
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@Shanny_live
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@mxrvssa @_JustLexxxx I am becoming a 70 year old woman bc I just clutched my pearls lol. Me: “They showed this on TV?!??!!”
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
Y’all really love Dave and Buster’s like this?! My God lol
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@Shanny_live
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6 months
@asj519 I said the same thing lmfaoooo. I would’ve let up if she was 26-28 like I originally thought.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@HustleAndFro_ And most of the times "we" or other minorities hold those jobs. So what you saying?!
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
"Yall got all that debt. We can make good bread being a elevator technician from a 2 week class." - A man who gone be sitting on that same block in 2 weeks.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@BigHeav06 The way people laughing at this is ... This is a whole problem fr.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@___inCANdescent I want to say more but I don't want to put a woman down & she didn't do anything to me. But you can just... tell... he probably saved her from some situations (whether financially etc...) so she got him on a pedestal or sumn lol. Her family probably happy she off they hands
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@AStrangerNobody I'd be more mad that my bra is too big.
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
@___fatjay___ Log off Jay.
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
My coworker asked me why I walked into work at noon. I was like Because I was fighting for my life to get these tickets this am. She was like "Anita Baker?!" Skskskskksksksks
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@Shanny_live
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@___fatjay___ My parents married for 23 years now. My mom is really good with money-accounting degree, extreme saver. She worked at the hospital gift shop. She bought a duplex on Pasadena & didnt tell him. After she told my dad, him & his friends fixed it up. Was their 1st rental prop.
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@Shanny_live
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They just act like they discovered something new though lol. Women have been getting certs & training from trade schools since the 80's too - cosmetology, EMT, CNA, LPN, medical billing & coding, pharmacy tech, childcare, culinary...
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@Shanny_live
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6 years
@jeremydvid @pcsydni 💀💀💀💀😩😩😩😩
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@Shanny_live
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@SkyCatch_Her We talking about DB dates as a joke. I ain’t know it gets the people up in arms like this
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
@SoulSistaNatl This pic about to make me throw up lmfaoooo. Omg byeee
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@Shanny_live
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6 years
Grown women & men with kids stay worrying about the type of phone somebody has. Galaxys & Notes cost as much as Iphones. Y'all are weird.
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
@smoke_nd_pearlz 😂 This reminds me of that other tweet when a woman tried to be a pick me & she thought a dude went for it & he responded, "Not me though." We laughed for dayssss
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@Shanny_live
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@BelleRideaux Girl I kept quiet as well lmfaoooo. Def not. Could be Jesus owned, Imma buy what makes sense chile.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@jiggyjayy2 Girl did you see Tammy post on here last week an article about Waka being accused of having a gun illegally & her claiming it as hers & made a caption like She a real one/hold it down bs🙄🙄
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
Yall don't consider your partner's intelligence before having kids? Like I dead need to play trivia or Jeopardy a few times with you before we even go on 3 dates.
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@Shanny_live
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I don’t want 3 mosquitoes in my house, let alone chirren.
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@Shanny_live
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@ohnoameerah And that's exactly why I'm open to all men lol... 🥴😴
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@ImTheReasonWhy Send him to the casino?!?!?!! You gone take these dice & go in a corner somewhere.
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
I woke up this morning , laughing at the memes & stuff on this. Now why a few folks said “And the food good!” Y’all have lost it!!!!
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@Shanny_live
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@NoEmmeG Lmfaoo 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Shanny_live
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5 years
"Rome wasn't built in a day." All Anny asked for was 10 outfits & a 2 bedroom apartment so she doesn't have to wake up with your son's elbow in her neck. You never gone build Rome in a day when you have a trail of kids😴 #90DayFiance
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
Drive their momma's & bm's whips all day but won't get a CDL.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@FlyoutChase All the waitresses about to go against their own interests on this lol. Watch. They want to keep bringing home $2000+/week sometime, untaxed. And they know their salary about to be capped, like everybody else, if it changes minus ppl who may just continue the tipping tradition
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@Shanny_live
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@___fatjay___ I'm not arguing. I'm asking both sides of the coin. It's all about perspective. Y'all may perceive us as getting xyz benefits but for us we may feel theyre disadvantages & pressure to be perfect but you don't see it. And vice versa.
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@Shanny_live
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4 years
@kashmirVIII Addressed them as "men" but us as b**ches & females. Tells it all.
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@Shanny_live
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11 months
Why I never peeped OG pulled out a sword like he in Kill Bill.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
@sauvamemte I want to feel bad but she should've immediately asked, "So when can you schedule his vasectomy, bc I'll bet you'll do that regardless of his age, marital status or whether I agree or not?"
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@Shanny_live
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6 years
@AsianTing__ And how did you not know all of these things weren't paid. Thos tewww much to even read into.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
* So correction, he was Hispanic. I thought he was mixed. (So I was even wrong about him being Black or biracial)
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@Shanny_live
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1 year
What do y’all be talking about??
@TheCandaceLowry
Candace Lowry Bryant
1 year
If your man doesn’t look at you the way ASAP looks at Rihanna, dump him
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@Shanny_live
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@ShimminyKricket And I really want to know where this "Black marriage rates will solve everything & build financial stability," idea came from. A Black adult with a platonic roommate of the same sex can help build financial stability. And a married couple can still just be 2 poor people.
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@Shanny_live
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3 years
If NYC & Cali rent is $1500 for a 1 bdrm & a bunch of folks confirm they can't afford it then how are yall living there? Are yall getting section 8, have a lot of roommates, people exaggerating the cost, using credit cards to pay but don't actually have it?
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@Shanny_live
Shanny Reporting Live
3 years
Oh yeah, another detail from the same case 🥴:
@LCyance
Some People Need To Be Gone, Bro
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This Mexican bamma took the last 300 out of the account to go gamble while she was in the hospital about to give birth...They got 7 kids and only had 300 on the account... Life hard
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@Shanny_live
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“I’ll be d*mned if the schoolhouse teaching my kids stuff I’m not ready to expose them to.” So that’s why you haven’t read to them or worked on long division?
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@Shanny_live
Shanny Reporting Live
5 years
@a1beam So much going on lol. The police letting people sneak her. Girl with the blonde hair really would've won the fight which surprised us. Idk why she was scared to swing. The little person eating on the trunk of the car. Police yoking up the wrong ppl. 😩
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@Shanny_live
Shanny Reporting Live
5 years
This is on the westside. Joy Rd & Grand River.
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@Shanny_live
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2 years
@ver_nanaaa My lil allowance stacked up could’ve did a lil sumn or other lol
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