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Shamiso Anita

3 years

Spiritual Works of Mercy 1. Admonish (warn) sinners. 2. Instruct the ignorant. 3. Counsel the doubtful. 4. Comfort the sorrowful. 5. Bare wrongs patiently. 6. Forgive others. 7. Pray for the living and the dead.

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3 years

I never got to vote for Morgan Tsvangirai. I was too young. I'm glad I will get the opportunity to vote for Chamisa.

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So in Zimbabwe you can kill someone then go home to sleep as if nothing happened?

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2 years

After the Al Jazeera trailer I'm beginning to think kuti kaExpensive-for-nothing shop kanhingrikini uyo itori money laundry

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3 years

Imagine a Zimbabwe where young girls are not abused for a pizza 🍕 and a bottle of Pepsi.

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2 years

It's just Zimbabweans don't know how to deal with sex abuse cases. Even at family level, the elders will hush the victim and tell them to never say it again. It's our culture to silence the victims.

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3 years

After reading Susan Mutami's threads, I can't help but question; How did she get access to all those people? Aimboita nezvei kuti azopinda in those circles?

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3 years

Winky D winning is a lesson that creators don't have to spam the audience with half-baked content every year.

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2 years

Nehanda is representing. She chillin with the big boys.

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2 years

Darkness4ED

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2 years

I want a rematch with Chemistry. I was young.

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2 years

If you can't marry the one you wasted, you'll marry the ones others wasted. It's called Crop Rotation.

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2 years

So cricket 🏏 is the most loved sport in Zimbabwe hanty?

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2 years

Saka kana muHandbag 👛 yaMhamha muine $10💸, then ndobva ndaba $5 ndosiya faifi. Saka mhamha should thank me kuti handina kuba yese hanty? 🤷🏿‍♀️

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2 years

Kamwe ka Hie kuDM unotoona kuti kane maSymptoms ekuda hupombwe.🙄😒

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3 years

As long as there's Make Up + iPhone + Snapchat + Filters, hakuna mskana akashata.

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3 years

What's the use of talking about sanctions on ZBC? Do Western diplomats watch ZBC?

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2 years

So Africa imports wheat from Ukraine? A whole continent that can't feed itself. 🙌🏾

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3 years

I don't know much about politics and I have little interest in political debates but one thing I know is that if I am still in Zimbabwe in 2023, I will vote for Nelson Chamisa. Don't bother trying to change my mind. #iChooseChamisa #RegisterToVoteZW

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2 years

Just because marriage didn't work out for others doesn't mean marriage is bad. Marriage is good. Ini ndikutoida.

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2 years

Stunner needs to grow up. Ndochiyi chaakuita nhai

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2 years

Saka Souljah Love akaitwa hero but Mbuya Stella Chiweshe vonzi havana basa?

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2 years

They celebrated a druggie and even made him a hero and now makushamisika kuti school kids are now using

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3 years

I think Madam Khupe has done her part in Zimbabwean politics. She can now rest and not keep muddying the waters

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10 months

@_julianking_ She's a humble person hake

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2 years

Mamwe maCoffins aSahwira Mukuru anenge achitowoneka zvipikiri. Chitunha chinotozovigwa chakurwara chaneTetanus. 👩🏿‍💻📖

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2 years

Bible 📜 Memes Thread Me: Wedding at Cana

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2 years

Woti kugeza haugeze, hautogone. Kubika unongokanyanisa. Certificate hauna kana one. Hauna kuRegister kuVhota. Chaunogona kufenda muchurch nekupfugamira mufundisi. Then you say you're single & searching. Ibva pano, single unoiziva iwewe? Say you are alone & useless.

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2 years

The way Mliswa is justifying the foti thauzendi ka. I think dude was broke..

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2 years

Mai Denzel ngavaitwe National Heroine

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3 years

So Douglas Mwonzora is so heartbroken that Chris Mutsvangwa had to hold a presser on his behalf?

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1 year

There was a time in the desert when the Israelites doubted Moses.

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3 years

Nyika yopazwa nevene vayo #NetOne

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2 years

Saka zvamusina mota 🚗 muchaita sei kana takuda kundeswa kumba iko kuchinaya? ⛈️

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2 years

Just walked out of an all-night service. Handitonhorerwe kutukwa. 🚮🚮🚮

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3 years

Is it just me or traditional chiefs are no longer relevant in Zimbabwe?

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3 years

No situation is permanent. Back in college, I rejected a guy due to peer pressure because aibva kumusha and he was broke. ... Just saw his wedding pics on Facebook. Dude is now in Australia.

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8 months

Yaroverwa pamusoro peTable kunge bete 🪳 🪳 🪳

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9 months

@Lukewearechange People now spend time recording life's moments instead on enjoying them

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2 years

Anyone selling a Nurse Aide Certificate? I need to leave this damned place.

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3 years

Seems many people missed the point pa tweet yaTsitsi.

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10 months

@FinestZungu_ When they miss clubbing, they bring the club to church.

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1 year

Nhasi ikuita kunge civics day mumaOffice umu. Vanhu vakangopfeka zvese zvese 😂😂

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10 months

In Malawi, we have already started walking to the HICC in Harare.

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1 year

I don't really understand what is happening in Russia, but one thing is now clear: Putin isn't the big bada$$ guy that we've been told he is. The man almost lost the whole country in 24hrs.

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2 years

Don't marry for love. Love is an emotion. Emotions change. Instead, marry for purpose. Find your purpose before you rush into relationships.

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2 years

I pray we never become that couple that fights nemaWhatsapp status 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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2 years

Vanhu vachirikupfeka maMask are the same people vaiwuya in complete uniform kuGround on sports day

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2 years

Sandra Ndebele ane hit song here?

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3 years

I'm not an expert but I think the new Omicron variant is already in Zimbabwe. There's been wave after wave ye FLU over the past month in Harare.

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2 years

I believe what's happening to Shadaya is exactly what he wanted. If you look at the bigger picture, they've given him a much bigger audience.

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2 years

Ko stage yekuti munhu wants to browse through my DMs inonzi chii?

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3 years

Zvekuti hakuna munhu weOrange ndezvenyu izvo

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1 year

Ndadzoka manje. Hasha dzaserera. We are not giving up. We've come too far to let go.

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2 years

So many shopping malls under construction in Harare. What does it mean about the economy?

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3 years

Saka totomukira kuPassport office nemaFlash kunoisirwa ePassport? Ko hazviite here kutumira neShareit?

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2 years

You are still trusting the very prophet who was telling people that 5G network was causing COVID and anyone who took the vaccine would die. And you expect me to take you seriously?

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3 years

🍑 inosvika pakuoma wakamirira boyfriend yako yechi Nigga Nigga ichibvisa 15 ma necklace eFake achingoti, "Damn girl. !!!!"

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3 years

He works in mysterious ways. My passport yaiswa visa. Australia here I come.

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2 years

So who decided that dogs 🐕 should be expensive 🤔? $300 for a puppy 🐶 shuwa here vanhu vaMwari?

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3 years

Hakuna chinonzi Slender by Nature. Vabereki vako vakaita Lula Lula vaine nzara. Full stop.

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1 year

The helicopters are never there when they are needed 💔

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2 years

This person anoti akashaya hope, he calls me at odd hours. Then we talk till he sleeps. Ini ndosara ndakamuka. 🙄😒 Ndiyo strategic ambiguity yacho here? 🤔

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2 years

Saka tati Holy Eve is a murakashi hanty

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2 years

The day I learnt how to drive a manual car

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1 year

I have nothing against maTuckshop. Infact, I go there with my peanuts 🥜 every month. But I think it’s not wise kuti nyika yese ingoita informal trade. These big retailers anotodiwa in a normal country.

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11 months

You know a country is messed up when someone is willing to shed blood just to be an MP. This is sickening 😢 😪

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2 years

Martha naPastor/Vabika pasta Zvachemedza rasta/Pregaz haina basa 🔥🔥🔥 Bars

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2 years

Let all bitterness and anger and indignation and outcry and blasphemy be taken away from you, along with all malice. And be kind and merciful to one another, forgiving one another, just as God has forgiven you in Christ. Ephesians 4:31-32

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3 years

Doctor asked me in front of my mom; "When last did u have sex?"🙄🙆 I turned and asked my mom "What type of food is that???"

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2 years

Jesus Christ didn't baptise anyone. Do you know why‽

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2 years

Ko varakashi vachapinda muParadiso here?

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7 months

@TrevorHustling Do they make Mazoe in China?

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3 years

If you follow me and I haven't followed you back, just comment with a 🚩

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2 years

Rate yemuZimbabwe so. One day radzika, one day rakwira. What's the meaning of this?

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3 years

Vanhu vanetsa nemaCousins. But why guys?

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2 years

Some are moving trunks of gold while isu vamwe we are here just quoting Bible verses 🤐

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8 months

@Lee_Ann_Cara @Gwenyambira2 This is shallow thinking

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2 years

Iwe #RegisterToVoteZW iwe

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2 years

@teemadzika Schools have different standards. If you want your kid to vape then take her to a school that allows it

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2 years

The so-called indigenous churches are supposed to be pro-people yet they turn a blind eye on the suffering of Zimbabweans.

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3 years

Some guy is always broke because of misplaced priorities. You enter his life and set them right. Another is broke because he lacks access and connections. You enter his life then connect him with those in your circles who have access.

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1 year

New shopping 'malls' everywhere but at the same time ana OK nana Metro Peach are struggling. What's happening?

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1 year

Adonijah declared himself king and even prepared a banquet to celebrate. But when the God-ordained Solomon came for his crown, Adonijah & his fake friends ran like rats.

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Uchirirl kunzi nabae wako 'My world' here or watove kaVillage kasina magetsi? 🛖🛖🛖

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