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The Shalomlander 🍉

26 days

In celebration of my transition to Jewish Homelander i made a server (the old one is GONE dont EVER mention it again)

Join the Homelander Synagogue Discord Server!

Check out the Homelander Synagogue community on Discord – hang out with 30 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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Just a friendly public service announcement: dont fucking do this

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@Sunkytherabbit Please go outside

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@NYSaintInPA Im not even Israeli tho im Canadian 😭

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@Sunkytherabbit idk what reaction you want out of me here, you arent funny dawg youre just kinda sad

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@Gilcunnylover LOLICON IS PEDOPHELIA YOU BELONG IN PRISON

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@LOGANTHlRTYACRE I get hit with shit like this so fucking often it fucking sucks. My whole life people have just unconditionally hated me for my race and religion, and it feels like every year it just gets worse and worse.

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@Sunkytherabbit Like i said, sad

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@Light264Solaris Im literally a member of the Jewish Voices for Peace movement 😭

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@ThatGuyEv4n It stopped being funny after hearing it over and over every day since October 7th

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If you identify as trans, you are and will ALWAYS be valid. Forever.

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If you identify as trans, you are not and will never be valid. Ever.

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Relax, we’ll handle it, we are the Guardians of the Woke

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KEEM 🍿

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Hope everyone had a fun April Fools. I’ve rejoined team alive.

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I’m Stronger, I’m Smarter, I’m Jewish. I AM JEWISH

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Who wants to join the Guardians of the Woke

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@Shalomlander

3 months

Relax, we’ll handle it, we are the Guardians of the Woke

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3 months

Christians thinking Easter and Trans Visibility Day being on the same day this year is bad???? Just wait till they see when easter falls next year

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3 months

@LoneGalaxy12 I disagree with them. They have shown they are willing to stop supporting the IDF, i think continuing to punish them in spite of their clear efforts does nothing but scare other companies away from doing the same, making it genuinely detrimental.

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@Avery16Neko @ElectroRage2 White people arent a marginalized group btw

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@DewEnjoyer ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!!!!!

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Shalom Omni-Fans. This is more of a personal tweet than something related to the Omni-Man shit but today I marry the love of my life. Its kinda funny how this Omni-Man shit started the day before my wedding but thats just how it goes sometimes. This is the happiest day of my life

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The Shalomlander 🍉

@Shalomlander

25 days

For the people who dont get this joke: i am 8 months pregnant irl

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26 days

Fuck the big 3 Its just big me 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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5 months

Hey guys dont groom minors

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3 months

@DramaAlert Trans Visibility day has been a thing since 2009 and always falls on March 31st Easter does not fall on the same day every year This is a coincidence not a fucking attack on you you fucking retards

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2 months

HOW THE FUCK IS IT WHEN ANYONE ELSE GETS SOME ABSURD PORTION OF SHIT NOBLDY CARES BUT WHEN A JEW DOES IT THEYRE SUDDENLY EVIL GREEDY VILLAINS?????

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@ArealsigmaMale

2 months

If you look very closely you can see something

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7 months

Updated the poster

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2 months

The worst guy you know just made a great point

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2 months

Repost if your account is NOT a safe space for LawByMike haters

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@Shalomlander

3 months

@ford_gt40_lover No the boycott worked to continue to boycott them would only discourage other companies from doing the same

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@5W4GG0TT @GordonFreemanFN Its dogshit

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50 likes and I draw Jewish Omni Man in this

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I bet you all thought i wouldnt do it

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50 likes and I draw Jewish Omni Man in this

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@jinfossa

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Russia: We stole all the chocolate chocolate chip ice cream Joe Biden:

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2 months

@AliceShep4953 Shut the fuck up you bald retard Free Palestine

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PEDOPHILIA IS BAD REGARDLESS OF IF ITS REAL OR FAKE GRAHHHHHHHH

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@NetchimenRevery I think Charlie said it best

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Ladies and gentlemen, Elon’s twitter: You can post transphobic, racist, homophobic, sexist, zionist, and all other kinds of hateful media but explaining why its bad is a no no

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@RealityBlown @DramaAlert Yeah, Spanish is also a different langauge

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3 months

How is this creepy? We should 100% make this a normal thing

Creepy.org

@creepydotorg

3 months

This is Rapex, an anti-raping device for women. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

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@PrivateTom69 @cer0core @PoliticsLs How does this ratio factor in bitch

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@cntaminatedbnez @StellasSketches @DspriteLovemail @miiniac It was clearly just a joke like dawg be so fr

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3 months

Friendly reminder I would not exist without this tweet.

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THIS PICTURE IS JUST A KID DOING KID SHIT HOW ARE PEOPLE TURNING THIS INTO AN ANTISEMETIC DOGWHISTLE.

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@LoneGalaxy12 I dont agree with their decision to keep operating in Israel, but I think that its important to show other companies people are willing to listen when they stop supporting the IDF. The boycott should continue, but only other companies join in halting support for the IDF

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@swaggysauce48 I know i see that all the time, im sorry for that.

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5 months

This is going to be a mistake. Comment to join my SECOND even BIGGER moots war because im AWESOME and i FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN IT!!!!!!!!! (Seriously please join it i have to fill 128 fucking slots)

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This is why we dont like men

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2 months

Dr Seuss was an objectively horrible person btw

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Dr. Seuss was full of wisdom!

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Which era did yall find me (Yes i know the second one is really bad there is a reason I changed it, FUCK ISRAEL I DO NOT SUPPORT THEM, FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸)

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Turkey Tom is a bald retard

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coming soon

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@cntaminatedbnez @StellasSketches @DspriteLovemail @miiniac It wasnt even trauma dumping dawg

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20. Married. Jewish Female. The Actual Messiah. Passionately pro-Yahweh. Do you find this attractive?

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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?

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@erngrntv @thepiratepyro You are a pedophile, what you have done is morally abhorrent and completely unacceptable. Just because the law which is itself written by snakes and deviants says it is okay doesn’t make it okay. Slavery was legal for hundreds of years I think we can all agree that wasnt okay.

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I know i left 2 unfinished but I DONT CARE Im doing a BIGGER ONE 512 PEOPLE CAN JOIN (which is like pretty much every single one of the mutuals i have)

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Man what the fuck does this even mean

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If you are younger than Kung Fu Panda dni

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#KungFuPanda released 16 years ago today 🐼

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@anonbirdd I ❤️ My metamask trust wallet has been hacked please help i need iptv i need a sugar daddy crypto wallet i need nfts

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Anyone who listens to Kanye without pirating the music is willingly supporting naziism and antisemitism and Im done pretending like that isnt the case

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America is so funny cause like how does someone see these two together and go “wow that orange juice looking thing looks disgusting, ill take my toxic waste chemical slop please”

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Unfollowing spree, reply to be UNSAFE GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Rape isnt funny especially not for survivors just fyi

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@realRubenSim you're pushing 30

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@cmpcurtis @PoliticsLs You can blame Europeans for that

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This was the pinacle of caucasian culture

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@Acheetooo It is remarkable to me that my metamask trust wallet has been hacked please help i need iptv i need a sugar daddy onlyfans porn i need nfts blockchain crypto

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@Stirryfryes You can guilt free yes. do i reccomend it? No, that ultra processed slop is horrible for you

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They arent in america thats london

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@immasiddtweets If you wanted to make your bait convincing, you shouldntve forgotten that there are two flag emojis for countries with Africa in the name

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Throw me to the deathclaws ill come back pregnant

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Gonna go private for a bit before this bald retard sicks his mindless goons on me like hes been known to do

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Flex the Jewish Omni Man FB

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Im so fucking cooked holy shit. I just mixed up Al Bashar and Al Asaad in a serious arguement. Al Bashar is the Dictator of Syria Al Asaad is a FUCKING CALL OF DUTY CHARACTER

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@Minecraft I would fuck the shit out of the Warden i aint even gonna play

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@cntaminatedbnez @StellasSketches @DspriteLovemail @miiniac I like to eat worms out of the dirt

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Interaction bait 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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YOU BUILT THE FUCKIN HEROBRINE SPAWNER WRONG YOU FUCKING RETARD

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Fuck Israel

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7 months

Thank you for the banner @DaoiNabi

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2 months

That's it, im done with Xitter Retirement month is now at a go. I've had enough of the internet trolls. I won't be tweeting daily anymore. Goodbye friends. - Jewish Omni Man

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Going private for a day or two, keep getting told to kill myself in dms

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The Shalomlander 🍉

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2 months

Hans Kristian Graebner has never played a Fallout game and it shows

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@LookAtMyMeat1

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Its me btw /srs

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//OOMF IS PREGNANT????????/srs

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If y’all dont remember when doritos looked like this dni

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The Shalomlander 🍉

@Shalomlander

2 months

Imagine this guy’s shock when he finds out which culture invented Hospitals, Universities, Non-Herbal Medicine, Algebra, the Clock, The Classification of Chemical Substances, Chemical Synthesis, Glass, Soap, Mental Healthcare, Syringes, Arabic Numerals, and the Scientific Method

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The Shalomlander 🍉

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@LoneGalaxy12 That way we arent scaring those companies away from not supporting the IDF, because they already stopped. It sucks i know but its a more effective long term solution for getting companies to pull out of Israel completely than punishing them for not doing enough right away

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@JonesyFrotting