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Shakti Shetty

@Shakti_Shetty

5 years

Fear nothing except the fact that you haven't improved from your yesterday.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Everything reminds me of Suez Canal.

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Shakti Shetty

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2 years

Legacy ho toh aisi. Zero controversies. Bas music.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Martin Luther King generation: "I have a dream..." My generation: "I have a joke..."

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Shakti Shetty

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8 years

Screenshot of the year.

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Shakti Shetty

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2 years

My favourite Urdu word is shayad. Filled with hope and hopelessness in equal measure.

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Shakti Shetty

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2 years

One day, hopefully someday, our cities will find whatever we are excavating for.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Never forget. #AtalBihariVajpayee

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

I think we did it better. @PolyesterPalla

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Shakti Shetty

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9 years

Q: What's worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? A: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

A generation full of weak people with strong views.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

In Tulu, before leaving the house, you say 'barpe' (promising that you'll come back) and I think that's beautiful.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

"Tu jaanta hai meri maa kaun hai?"

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Yes, I got married on my birthday. One less date to remember. Once a visionary, always a visionary.

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Shakti Shetty

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3 years

A generation full of opinions but very few ideas.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Feels like a personal loss. And when so many of us are feeling the same, it must be a public loss too.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

My parents tested positive for COVID two weeks ago and were quarantined. Saw them arguing with each other on the zoom call this morning, which is a sign that they are getting better.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Glad APJ Kalam isn't around to see what we made of ourselves by 2020.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

"There were two roads; I avoided both and stayed home." - Robert Frost

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

25th century.

Nikhil

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Without religion, where would we be?

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Radhika Apte always has the expression of a person whose phone was recently stolen.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Why Malgudi Days (1986) couldn't have been made today.

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Shakti Shetty

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11 years

Your mother teaches you a lot except how to love her back the way she loved you.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Didn't expect such a positive response for my performance.

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Shakti Shetty

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2 years

Everybody who listens to Hindi music has their favourite KK song.

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Shakti Shetty

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7 years

Interviewee: “Do you allow work-from-home?” Interviewer: “Only on weekends.”

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Shakti Shetty

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3 years

Ahem.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Somebody somewhere will be watching The Shawshank Redemption (1994) today for the first time. And I can only be jealous of them.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

A t-shirt attains moksha when it turns into pocha.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

This pandemic has made us realize the significance of good friends and better company.

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Shakti Shetty

@Shakti_Shetty

4 years

Dost kam ho lekin available ho toh kaafi hai.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Mukesh Ambani is so rich that only ajeeb-o-ameer incidents happen to him.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

People losing their confidence/self-esteem by reading absolute strangers’ comments on social media has to be the greatest magic trick of all time.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Pro-tip: Be extra nice to your parents.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Try to be nice without terms and conditions.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Historians: "How are you?" Alexander: "Great."

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

If you aren't happy, what's the fucking point?

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Shakti Shetty

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8 years

Revisited my interview with Shah Rukh Khan back in 2012. There are movie stars and then there is SRK, for a reason.

Blast from the past: My chat with SRK

In the month of November, exactly a week before Jab Tak Hai Jaan (2012) released, i was at Mannat. Yes, inside Shah Rukh Khan’s fabled…

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Yes, your struggle is real. You know what else is real? Everybody else's struggle.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

This tweet is going places but I am where I always was.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Why isn't song a unit of distance yet? E.g. It took us 5 songs to reach there.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Dimples don’t do much for you unless you are Shah Rukh Khan.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

The saddest form of mental disease is when you can’t see others happy.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

If light is indeed the fastest, why does darkness spread so easily?

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

My ultimate aim in life is to be as calm as a cow standing in the middle of a busy road.

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Shakti Shetty

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3 years

Maturity is realizing years later that Dwight Schrute was the noblest character in The Office.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Completing 3 years of merez with @polyesterpalla — filled with terrible jokes (at my end) and great food (at hers).

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

If we ever have a daughter, I will name her Naari so that she becomes Naari Shakti.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Never underestimate the power of a 15-min post-lunch nap.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

After spending close to 6 years here, it's my last day in Gurgaon. The next chapter will take place in Mangalore. Hope it works out well.

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Shakti Shetty

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3 years

Had this been done by the Americans, there would been at least one Hollywood film on it by now.

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Shakti Shetty

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8 years

Pehle istmaal kare fir vishwasghaat kare.

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Shakti Shetty

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7 years

Being nice to a stranger for no reason is what spins this planet.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

The highlight of my Instagram stories today.

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Shakti Shetty

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3 years

Monday blues are for losers. Real champions start feeling sad from Sunday evening itself.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Fun fact: More people love you than you know.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Knowledge makes people loud. Wisdom makes people quiet.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Missing people is OK. Missing breakfast is not.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Got nothing but respect for those who don’t suffer from the desire to impress others.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Health tip: If possible, never miss a sunset.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Nobody cares about your struggles. They want to hear how you made it.

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Shakti Shetty

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8 years

namaste: the Sanskrit word for “kindly keep your germs to yourself”

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Even if you are terrible at math, learn to count your blessings before it's too late.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Once you wake up, none of the dreams you watched matter. Once you fall asleep, none of the drama you suffered matter.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Nobody knows the meaning of life because it keeps changing with time.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

The long answer is no. The short answer is "dekhte hai".

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Shakti Shetty

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7 years

Too late, bro.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

I hope each one of us finds at least one person who actually listens to what we've got to say.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

If you look closely, nobody has slept well in a long while.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

What happens when you die: Religion: "You go to heaven/hell." Science: "Your body decomposes." Truth: "Nobody cares."

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Nobody stays. More importantly, nobody stays the same.

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Shakti Shetty

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8 years

A mistake, committed for a few generations, becomes a tradition.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Almost everything is a fraud except pain. That shit is real.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

You don’t like a song at first. You listen to it again and again. You develop a hang of it. I guess this is exactly what happens with people too.

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Shakti Shetty

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9 years

I wasted my almonds on your memories.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Doosro ki ameeri mein apni gareebi mat dhoonda karo.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Pyaar marta nahi, sookh jaata hai.

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Shakti Shetty

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7 years

[1997 neighborhood] “Ye uncle khadoos hain.” [2017 neighborhood] “Ye bachhe chutiye hain.”

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Shakti Shetty

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12 years

A sad person pretending to be happy deserves to be the happiest.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶s̶s̶a̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶B̶i̶h̶a̶r̶.̶ Donate.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Pro-tip: Never argue with somebody who lets his religion think for him.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Fun fact: Nothing matters more than your peace of mind.

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Shakti Shetty

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10 months

Ranga passed away this morning. He was close to 11 and had age-related issues. It's fair to say that he suffered a bit in his final days but his departure was peaceful. Despite his abusive past in the streets, he remained a wise goodboi with the soul of either a sad philosopher

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Shakti Shetty

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11 years

She taught me how to walk. I taught her how to perch on an escalator in a mall.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Health tip: Avoid arguments as much as possible.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Baal safed ho rahe hain aur dil kaale.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

There have been very few desi handles that have stayed consistently funny on Twitter. And @RoflGandhi_ is one of them.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

Some of my fave law movies: A Few Good Men (1992) Philadelphia (1993) A Time To Kill (1996) Primal Fear (1996) Amistad (1997) Erin Brockovich (2000) A Separation (2011) OMG! (2012) Jolly LLB (2013) Court (2015) Pink (2016) The Insult (2017) Dark Waters (2019) Just Mercy (2019)

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

I was lucky enough to interview Rishi Kapoor. He was a delight — feisty and funny. One of those few I-don't-care Bollywood personalities. Very memorable. Pic credit: Datta Kumbhar

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Shakti Shetty

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8 years

Won't be surprised to find a Maharashtrian surname called Deletekar in the future.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

50% of 2020 is done. Only 50% left to go. 100% tired af.

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Shakti Shetty

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12 years

Giving up on the window seat is a sign of ageing.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

The trick is to leave at the right time.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

In this Overinformation Age, not knowing something is a luxury too.

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Shakti Shetty

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6 years

Some families couldn't wake up today. Some families didn't go to sleep last night.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Money doesn't make you rich. 9 hours of sleep does.

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Shakti Shetty

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4 years

Your dog licks your face with the same tongue that he licks his balls with but it doesn't bother you. Pure love.

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Shakti Shetty

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7 years

Funny how the only people who can’t relate to you are your relatives.

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Shakti Shetty

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5 years

One lesson we can draw from Irrfan Khan's film journey: Your race is only against yourself and there is no victory/defeat in the end.

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