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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Luka Doncic really averaging 25/8/8 for the Mavericks and then hosting a late night show after his games

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

What 30 for 30 are you most looking forward to about this era of sports? Some NBA Ideas I Have: •LeBron James: “A King’s Legacy” •Derrick Rose: “The biggest what if” •Steph Curry: “The underdog that changed everything”

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Day 1 of calculus. Huge lecture hall. 200+ people. What row am I in? 3rd. To the right or left? Smack in the middle where I’m making direct eye contact with the professor. Let’s win the day. Academic weapon. 1% better.

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

People who complain about UTSA being 16 are squares. Does it really matter who is ranked where other than the top 4 at the end. Let them prove if their legit during their bowl game and then say what you want. Fun team and good to have new blood in the top 25

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Patiently waiting for Adam Miller to say April Fools

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@Shaelplofsky

5 months

This was a special season This was a special team UConn is a wagon We didn’t show up I love this team I love Brad Underwood Thanks for the Elite 8 Thanks for all the memories This team will be remembered TSJ will have a legacy THANK YOU ILLINOIS BASKETBALL

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

@sportswithx 🚂

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

It’s officially content season. I’d like to officially announce that I am a new writer for @Sidelines_SN and will be focusing in on their NBA Column. Check out my stuff if you want NBA. Laid back relax blog style writing. SSN TO THE MOON 🚀🚀

The NBA Rundown

FLAGRANT FOULThe NBA Rundown11/10/21Written by: Shael PlofskyWashington Wizards 97 @ Cleveland Cavaliers 94 The first game of the NBA slate started off as a good one. Kyle “Forgeard” Kuzma full sent...

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Tough that the Cubs have to rock with these new City Connect Jerseys when the White Sox get to rock one of the cleanest uniforms of all time

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

LOVIE SMITH HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BEAR. RETIRE WHATEVER NUMBER HE WANTS AND PUT HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR.

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

You’re not a real sports fan if you don’t hate players and love players for little to no reason

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Who can do graphic design and photo editing? Need a picture of myself with an NFL Pro Bowl vote in the background

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Charlie Jones has now won the big ten triple crown. Receptions, yards, and touchdowns. But yeah sure Marvin Harrison should be voted way over him because all the sudden the biletnikoff award is less about stats. Not saying he deserves it but vote should be much closer than it is

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

1 RETWEET = 1 Pro Bowl Vote #ProBowlVote + @Shaelplofsky @NFL HT: 5’ 9” WT: 145lbs. Position: Vibe Checker Role: Make sure team vibes are high Bring me to Vegas in February @NFL 1 RETWEET = 1 Pro Bowl Vote #ProBowlVote + @Shaelplofsky

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Ayo Dosunmu vs Jalen Green stats this year (per 48) PPS: (Points Per Shot) Ayo SPG: Ayo FG%: Ayo 3PT%: Ayo APG: Ayo RPG: Ayo BPG: Ayo TOV: Ayo EFF: Ayo Let’s re-think the Rookie Ladder 🤔 #BullsNation #SeeRed 👀🔴

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Jets fans hate Zach Wilson so much that they are cheering and go crazy for a guy that just set his feet and under threw a wide open tight end on a 15 yard pass

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Pretty sick right now so I went to the doctor. They asked me how much I slept last night. My response with zero hesitation, zero hours. I rested my eyes for 7 but we sleep in May

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@Shaelplofsky

7 months

This is textbook Father J

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With authority

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Week 2 of calculus. Where am I? Still in the 3rd row. In the middle. Ask what I wore to class today under my coat and sweatshirt. A polo. Dressed for success. Look good, feel good. Feel good, play good. Academic All-Star. 5-Tool Student. Someone send me to Cooperstown. 1% better

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Kofi Cockburn just signed to play basketball in Japan. He had another year of eligibility. Crazy that he didn’t return he would’ve made way more money playing for the Illini and contending for an All-American spot. I don��t get the logic

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Alex Caruso is your 6th man of the year. GIVE HIM THE AWARD

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Hand up. Taking accountability. Didn’t take into account the snow. Got to lecture 2 minutes late. But I’m hungry still. Go to my neighbor and ask what I missed. Why? Because I’m not afraid of learning. Perhaps made a new friend. Academic All-Star. Third Row still. 1% better.

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3 years

@luka7doncic @JKCorden

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@Shaelplofsky

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Yeah no one asked but I’m doing it . Documenting the Breaking Bad journey. Episode 1. Season 1. - crazy start love that - can’t stop thinking of Walter White as the Malcolm in the Middle dad - doctor has to be better than that. Mustard on the shirt? Come on now

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@Shaelplofsky

4 years

@swalshy63 @SSweetheartsPod Ifb

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

There’s no way people are posting about Tatums 50 point all star game as an accomplishment and an accolade for this career. No one plays defense. Sure it’s cool but like it doesn’t really matter. He basically just tried more than everyone else and was on hitting his shots

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Dream Scenario for Bears? •Lose out •Texans win one more game •Bears get the 1 •Raiders trade up to get their QB of the future Trade Package Bears Receive: -Davante Adams -Nate Hobbs -2023 1st -2023 2nd -2024 2nd Raiders Receive: -Bears 1st overall 2013 -2023 Ravens 5th

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@Shaelplofsky

6 months

He should be focusing more on the look pass

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@mikekadlick

6 months

Looks like #Patriots QB Mac Jones is working on a no-look pass this offseason. (IG: qbclub12)

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

You’ve never felt power until you showed up to school lunch with McDonalds

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Illinois Basketball Thoughts •Huge win for the everyday guys •Coleman is more versatile than a KitchenAid Mixer •Terrence is too fast for himself and plays out of control but still a dawg •Epps legacy game •They don’t call him Sarcastic Harris •Refs were real real bad

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

That Josh Allen throw to Diggs was beautiful. That’s an elite pass

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Illinois basketball full game report from a reliable journalist (myself) Positives: TSJ is Steph Curry’s nephew Sencire Harris spark plug Dain still lost 35 lbs. Skyy is so composed Negatives: None we won

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

@aircamperville 😄

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Sometimes when I need some energy I fade Coffee and Red Bull and just watch the 2013 Kick Six in the Iron Bowl and listen to “AUBURNS GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME” because that works far better

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@Shaelplofsky

3 months

Restaurant? Mean Weiner. Where? Highwood. Establishment? Phenomenal.

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Feels like Ben Simmons working a 9 to 5 he doesn’t enjoy and is just showing up and going through the motions for his salary

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

For those who experienced and remember, this is one of the greatest establishments to exist

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

NBA Rookie Rankings 1. Cade Cunningham 2. Josh Giddey 3. Evan Mobley 4. Scottie Barnes 5. Jalen Suggs 6. Ayo Dosunmu 7. Jalen Green 8. Chris Duarte 9. Alperen Sengun 10. Jeremiah Robinson-Earl

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Maturing is realizing 2010’s Pop was the best era of music

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@Shaelplofsky

8 months

Never seen an organization cut their star player for carrying the team until Jimmy John’s announced Kickin Ranch is leaving. Sure, McDonalds cut their PG in the Snack Wrap but Mr. John is cutting the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar of menu items. What are we doing @jimmyjohns I’m in shambles

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@Shaelplofsky

4 years

I hope everyone who wanted LaVine out of Chicago earlier this year is regretting their statement

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Top 10 picks if the NBA did a full league Re-Draft for next year (Player receives 5 year Max deal) 1. Giannis Antetokounmpo 2. Luka Doncic 3. Jayson Tatum 4. Kevin Durant 5. Kawhi Leonard 6. Steph Curry 7. Jimmy Butler 8. Ja Morant 9. Joel Embiid 10. Nikola Jokic

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@Shaelplofsky

1 year

On this day in history: Cleveland Browns pass on Quarterback Bo Callahan out of Wisconsin due to lack of teammate attendance at birthday party and not reading a playbook and lying about it. They went on to draft Vontae Mack and received a draft grade of an A+

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@Shaelplofsky

5 months

THANK YOU CAITLIN YOU GREW THE GAME YOU ARE THE GOAT YOU ARE THE GAME GOOD LUCK IN THE WNBA 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

DeMar DeRozan. That is the tweet

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

“Okay, you guys can come get seconds now” Zion:

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@Shaelplofsky

8 months

I mean, how much would the 5 man weave back into a 2 on 3 hit right now

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@Shaelplofsky

1 year

Fell asleep watching YouTube last night. Common occurrence. Woke up, the video playing was the Auburn Kick 6 in the Iron Bowl. Sadly it was the CBS call instead of the Auburn call. Still, zero complaints. Can’t make this stuff up. Today is going to be a great Monday. 1% Better.

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@Shaelplofsky

1 year

Marquis Nowell giving off Kemba vibes. This is his tournament.

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

NBA Power Rankings 1. Chicago Bulls 2. Golden State Warriors 3. Brooklyn Nets 4. Washington Wizards 5. Phoenix Suns 6. Miami Heat 7. Cleveland Cavaliers 8. Denver Nuggets 9. Utah Jazz 10. LA Clippers

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

NFL free agency, the Chicago Bears owning the league, March Madness around the corner, conference tournament play, random NBA games that mean something, world baseball classic, the masters. It’s not time to sleep, it’s time to go. 1% better at viewing. WE SLEEP IN MAY

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@Shaelplofsky

8 months

Remember when Rajon Rondo was the Chicago Bulls savior for two games. Can’t believe that was a top Bulls highlight from the last like 8 years.

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@Shaelplofsky

4 years

Always question why go to a cold school in the winter and once Spring hits it’s game over. 57 degrees and the campus is operating at another level right now #respectgreatness

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Let’s start a mature conversation

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@Shaelplofsky

4 years

Kyle Rudolph defines the Tight End you draft late in fantasy that you always try to convince yourself that he’s serviceable and not too much worse than Kittle and Kelce

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4 years

Vikings released veteran TE Kyle Rudolph.

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2 years

Things that just make sense: high-fiving everyone around you at a sporting event when something goes right

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@Shaelplofsky

1 year

Sitting in class and someone in the room just executed the quintuple sneeze. I max out at 2 and on a crazy day I can reach 3 but that’s it. 5 sneezes back to back is major league numbers. I’m praying for her nose during these tough times. No free ads but Kleenex is winning.

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

DEVONTE GRAHAM FOR THE WIN

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Chef Curry’s Warriors 👨‍🍳 •Juan Tostitos-Anderson 🌮 •Otto Porridge Jr. 🥣 •Chris Chorizo 🌭 •Andrew Wingins 🍗 •Filetmond Green 🥩

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@Shaelplofsky

8 months

Getsy’s favorite play

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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER

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What's The Worst Madden Play?

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3 years

MVP DID it AGAIN. ITS DEMARVELOUS

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

If you want dribbling, look at Kyrie If you want shooting, look at Curry If you want finishing, look at Giannis If you want midrange, look at KD If you want defense, look at Kawhi If you want ALL of that, look at BRADY MANEK

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@Shaelplofsky

6 months

IN POLES WE TRUST JAYLON FOR THE LONG HAUL BEAR DOWN

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

The Bulls win this game because of Gus Johnson. You’ll never change my mind. He needs to be calling every playoff game on national television for Chicago.

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Top 10 NBA Players of all time 1. Michael Jordan 2. LeBron James 3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 4. Kobe Bryant 5. Steph Curry 6. Shaquille O’Neal 7. Magic Johnson 8. Tim Duncan 9. Larry Bird 10. Wilt Chamberlain

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2 years

The blue scooby doo fruit snack was really in a league of its own

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Family Guy vs. The Simpson Family guy wins the series in 6. Overall better show, Peter vs. Homer is a great matchup but there was just no answer for Brian and Stewie. The Simpsons movie accounted for a win itself and made this series closer than usual. The MVP is Cutaways.

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Greg Olson is a million times better than Tony Romo in the booth

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3 years

Pretty sure Caruso bleeds red. Man was built to be a Bull his whole life I’m glad he’s home

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

Doesn’t even matter that the other games weren’t good. That Lakers/Warriors game just put the stamp of approval on the play-in games for the future

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

It’s a real bad day to be a Knicks fan #SeeRed

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@Shaelplofsky

3 months

Brad Underwood simply doesn’t understand what a rebuild is Orlando Antigua simply doesn’t understand what a rebuild is Tim Anderson simply doesn’t understand what a rebuild is Illinois doesn’t rebuild. WE RELOAD HAPPY WILL RILEY DAY W-ILL

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

That Maher kick was so off and looked terrible. Got bailed out that he got blocked because it was no going in. Also, his fault for kicking low. Gotta go for 2 the rest of the way

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@Shaelplofsky

6 months

Just saw a girl on the street in Chicago who was saying she was tired and wanted to go to sleep. Sleep? Clearly doesn’t know that it’s march.

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

NBA Takeaways 10/30 •THE BULLS ARE OFFICIALLY BACK •The Wizards play hard and it shows •RJ Barrett is on his path to stardom •Mo Bamba is slowly paying back Sheck Wes •Jimmy Buckets is still somehow underrated •Thunder suck but Giddey has TikTok •Ayton injury scare

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2 years

Took one yesterday

NBA on ESPN

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2 years

No days off for CP3.

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11 months

Why is Eberflus still the coach at this moment?

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6 months

Big Trend on TikTok now is the “if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there’d be signs” my sign would be an at home lazy River. Probably would be a dead giveaway but the thought that on a random Tuesday in April you can float around with a piña perhaps. Beautiful.

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@Shaelplofsky

2 years

Top 10 QBs 2022 (who I would want as my starter next year) 1. Josh Allen 2. Tom Brady 3. Aaron Rodgers 4. Patrick Mahomes 5. Russel Wilson 6. Matthew Stafford 7. Justin Herbert 8. Joe Burrow 9. DeShaun Watson 10. Derek Carr #NFL #NFLTwitter

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2 years

When eating 1-2 cookies: these are top tier When crushing many cookies: these wear you down heavy

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3 years

If Slamball came back on ESPN right after the NBA and before the NFL and got guys like Josh Gordon, Nate Robinson, Russ Smith, Reid Travis, and just kept picking up the best college athletes that aren’t going pro, it would have a shot to be a legitimate sport in the U.S.

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@Shaelplofsky

3 years

I don’t think the Big Ten is necessarily overrated. It’s more that every team plays their own style and the Big Ten always plays the same way and refuses to adjust to the evolution of college basketball and it screws them over in the tourney every year

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3 years

1st overall pick. 1st full season in the NFL. Super Bowl appearance. JOE BURROW IS A CERTIFIED WINNER

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Bulls might be a 9 seed this year but after this NBA draft when we secure Terrence Shannon Jr. next year… We are coming for that 8 seed 😤😤 Thank You Jerry Reinsdorf !!!!!!

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3 years

BULLS WIN BULLS WIN BULLS WIN DEROZANS LEGIT LONZO CAN BALL AYO THE GOAT BILLY D DONT LOSE BEST IN THE EAST BEST IN THE EAST BEST IN THE NBA BEST IN THE NBA

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3 years

Andy Dalton has a beautiful family and they all have very nice smiles #BeNiceToAndy

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I will be starting a #BeNiceToAndy campaign. It’s not Andy Dalton’s fault Ryan Pace is incompetent. So let’s do it. Andy’s hair will look pretty sweet in Bears colors #BeNiceToAndy

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Songs in real life was way ahead of its time. Absolute masterpiece

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Kylan Boswell Dante Maddox Jr. Marcus Domask Morez Johnson Carey Booth Love this starting 5

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3 years

DeMar D-ROSEan That special feeling is back in Chicago 👀🔴

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3 years

Being a Bears fan is like taking a stats exam, you think you got it in the bag and then SORRY

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2 years

CHASE BROWN IS BASICALLY 7TH GRADE BUFFALO GROVE BILLS SILVER RUNNING BACK SHAEL PLOFSKY. 180 on the ground with a score in the air. Couldn’t be more comparable. #samebutdifferentbutsame

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2 years

In 10 days the USFL begins. I must make my decision of what team I will back. @USFL Shael Plofsky University of Illinois Fan/ Vibe Provider/ Twitter Morale ESPN: 5⭐️ 24/7: 5⭐️ .996 5-8/150 NATL 5 • POS 1 • ST 1 DECISION APRIL 10th DOWN TO FINAL FOUR 🧐 Which team is mine?

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6 months

Different feeling this March knowing you’re playing ball during the second weekend

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2 years

Now that I pay for my own food my mother was right. We did have food at home.

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2 years

Mbappé losing to Messi 🤝 Mahomes losing to Brady

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2 years

Paul George always slept on

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Best Appetizers: 1. Conference Tournament Play before March Madness . . . . . . . 2. Chips and Salsa before Tacos 3. Mozz sticks done right before beverages

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3 years

Don’t believe in tougher sides of the brackets. If your team doesn’t win 6 games in a row, they don’t deserve to win the natty. Beat who’s in front of you to prove your the best

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2 years

The most ideal draft situation for Chicago Bears *Trade pick 2 for multiple picks with the Lions Draft both Peter Skoronski and Paris Johnson Jr. Lock up our tackles for the future and repair the offensive line immediately. Later draft is defense and skill 100M Cap for FA

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